“I think I’ll stick with the guacamole” hahaha

Women don't like to keep telling a guy how good he is!! The vibrator already knows he is good enough!!

Dodged a bullet Natalie, stay safe girl

If being friends with someone of the opposite sex is psychologically damaging for you then my man you need professional help and I'm sorry you turned out this way

Omg what did I just read? So creepy.

Welp, that’s enough internet for one day.

If this is true, he'd be at least twice as old as the girl he's trying to get. At least be more creative, we like guys who can think.

Oh! My! God! Run !! Run straight to the court and get a restraining order!

"You owe me" is a phrase that, despite the distance of years and lots of therapy, has not dimmed in my memory.

Tell him to actually jump!

That's one of the creepiest thing i've ever read.

I'd forward that to the police so fast my phone would catch fire!

It’s almost as creepy as the lyrics to “Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen” by Neil Sedaka

This better be fake... did he think she'd actually fall for that

This is absolutely the worst one…he was looking at in infant girl just minutes old already planning how he was going to gratify himself… I hope they show these messages to his employer as this is disgusting. Even baby girls are not safe.

I rather him jump.

"you owe me" stfu creep. Why are people like this

That is some "Jared Fogle" level of pedo right there. That's a blood-curdling, "please don't step in front of my car because I might involuntarily run you down" creepy

You owe me?! Really? Get bent, you dirty creepy old man!

Uh, does this dude realize that he's asking someone who can practically be his child's age to have sex with him?

This has to be a sh*tpost and rage bait.

Call the cops, gotta keep an eye on this one

Eeeeeew. It’s concerning too that he saw a brand new baby and thought yeah that’s my future fuckbuddy. No!!

I am sure by "kept in close contact with your mother" means he wrote messages asking her to have sex with him because helped deliver his daughter, to which she never responded.

🤮🤮🤮 Get this f*****g sicko out of the neonatal unit stat!

what in the actual F..... I hope this was not real, but at the same time I guess I wouldn't be surprised if it was. But ....no. just no

Creepy AF.

That is disgusting.

I literally require this to be fake

W...T...F........k! 😳

Owe him? Wtf

This person needs help

Um 😳

REPORT HIM

This can't be true!

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Holy cr@p, if any of this is true then she really needs to take this to the cops and get a restraining order.

Eeeewww 🤢

Oh, oh that's so f'ed up

Did the mum have contact with this dude though?

Wow, lots to unpack there. Why the f**k did this guy look at a LITERAL BABY, look at mum, and decide, 'Oh yeah, one day that INFANT is going to be so fine like her mum, best keep in contact for the next TWO DECADES so that I can shoot my shot!' Dude belongs in prison if this is serious, or in a mental health facility if it's fake.

Block them

One word: yikes

so we have some form of p3dophilia, stalking that is ENCOURAGED by the mother, and "yOu OwE mE :("

yikes that better be a troll

😳

WTF?!?!?!

Just wrong!

oh.... oh no

I'd get this guy fired.