Dude...just...you insult her out of the gate and then pretend like you're not interested when she turns you down...just...stop.

Lmao, this one is hilarious, creepy but still hilarious.

okay so being nice is flirting….got that.

This is so bad, so fricking bad! These types of people belong in mental asylums, if not jail.

*kicks you in the d**k dominantly*

Savage

LMAO-

he took too much time and effort for saying "come into my van, i have candy"

lol

I JUST REMEMBERED a while ago I said I was lesbian online and this dude was arguing that it's a sin and then someone else said "Bro ur just mad she gets more girls than you" 💀💀

Would've considered if it said "Hi it's Josh now just got back from the afterlife"

Try winning some common sense and decency first, then try girls

That dude needs to be on a watch list.

aah, but neither do narcisicts.

Genuine Guy.. my asz there's a spot on the predators list in this guy's future

That's a stalker in the making.

Jesus. Besides that, I'm lost for words.

Yikes! Stalker alert!

My child died two minutes ago, so I'm going to get right on this chat with this random girl and tell her about it. Yup, I'm convinced.

The title says it all

This keeps getting worse and worse

F**k no

Okay b***h what the f**k

But he doesn't specify which variety! Does he mean Blue tits, Coal tits etc, it's quite a long list.

I'm surprised the artist(s) didn't try to talk him out of it, or refuse to take the commission(s).

I have to stop here - I have found my gross out limit. Turns out it's 'Mommy'

Eugh, why do people do this?!

WTAF is wrong with these people, are they really so dimwitted they think these sickening texts would persuade anyone into doing anything other than blocking them?

zamn-

I love the joke. Also I'm more concerned about the boyfriend invading their privacy, tbh.