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True story: I once had a roommate who would stock up all the kitchen cabinets with pasta. He didn’t really cook it quite that often, but when asked for an explanation, he did say that knowing he had boxes of every available kind at home gave him comfort. With such dedication, I think jokes about pasta would be his favorite.
Pasta has indeed been known as a comfort food for a long time (I mean, if you eat it and don’t just hoard it). Apart from it being high in carbs – we all love some good ol’ carbs every now and then – one major plus point is that you can eat pasta in so many different ways. From all kinds of shapes and cooking styles to a heartwarming variety of sauces, you will never run out of options.
But I also encourage you to experiment. Even if you are not a great cook, there is little you can do to ruin pasta. I, for one, used to sprinkle a spoon of sugar over macaroni when I was a kid. Believe it or not, it tastes amazing. Besides, if pasta puns are not really your thing, this will give you full right to start making pasta sauce puns. It will still count as a pasta joke.
In our collection of funny pasta jokes, nothing is off the menu. You will find some good noodle puns alongside carbonara jokes and much more. And if you are in the mood to experiment, we have even put together some pasta pick-up lines to try on someone you fancy.
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#5
How does a guy from Boston ask his minister to pass him the spaghetti at dinner?
"Pastah pastah pastah."
#6
"My girlfriend left me because of what she described as my "Weird pasta fetish." Now I'm feeling cannelloni."
#7
"I'm starting a new pasta cult. May we praise the Noodle Lord for eternity. Ramen."
#9
"I told my wife I was making a bicycle out of spaghetti. She didn't believe me... Until I rode pasta."
#18
What do you call it when someone cries because their spaghetti is vegetarian?
A meat brawl!
#19
What do you get when you make a dish with marinara and alfredo sauce?
The best of both pasta-bowl worlds!
#22
Did you hear about the pasta maker who followed in his father’s footsteps?
It just goes to show that the apple doesn’t farfalle from the tree!
#24
Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?
Because his car always ends up al dente.
#29
"A chubby woman got stuck in the door of my local Italian buffet. I just couldn't get pasta."
#30
When born, Arnold Schwarzenegger got a job serving spaghetti for a local coffee shop. He was known as the pasta barista baby.
#32
"I was at a buffet trying to get some spaghetti but a lady was blocking me... I couldn't get pasta."
#36
What do you call something that looks like pasta, and tastes like pasta, but isn't pasta?
An impasta.
#46
What type of pasta clings to everything?
Clinguine!
#49
How did the police solve the case of a stolen marinara sauce?
They caught the thief red-handed!
#55
Tired of boiling water every time you make pasta?
Boil some at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.
#65
"Today is National Pasta Day. I have a friend that would have loved today, but sadly she's pastaway."
#66
"My partner laughed at me when I told her I was going to make a bike out of Macaroni. You should've seen her face when I cycled pasta."
#71
"I really like going to the Old Spaghetti Factory, but... I just wish they would make me a fresh plate."
#72
Opening a new restaurant, focusing on gourmet noodles and spaghetti. We're also going to offer free delivery. We're calling it Send Noods.
#78
A Macaroni, a Penne, and Spaghetti were drinking wine in a bar one evening. They saw a noodle sitting by himself and discussed inviting him to join them. They all agreed he looked Cannelloni.
#79
Why didn’t the ravioli get invited to hang out with the cool pasta?
Because be was too square!
#81
Asked the waiter how long my spaghetti would be. He said he didn’t know but would measure it.
#85
What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?
Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork.
#86
"I taught my son about gravity by throwing pasta and sauce at the ceiling. He didn’t get it at first, but it wasn’t long before the penne dropped."
#91
"My wife left me because I couldn't stop doing impressions of pasta. And now I'm cannelloni."
#97
The mafia has boiled a man to death in an industrial pasta cooker. Police are still trying to al dentefy the victim.
#98
"I was choking on some alphabet pasta when a lady asked if I needed help. She took the words right out of my mouth."
#112
Did you hear about the man with a car made out of pasta?
He got in a crash and now his car's al dente!
#115
Did you hear about the new Italian restaurant that just opened in the afterlife?
It's called Pasta Way.
#116
My 9-year-old told me this one. What is the difference between girl spaghetti and boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
#118
There was a pile-up on Spaghetti Junction today. Reports say that 4 people were injured and 3 pasta way.
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