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Colleagues and roommates aren't the only ones who use passive aggressive language to send a message to those that annoy them. Bored Panda has compiled a list of the most brilliant ways people told their neighbors they were being a**holes, and they will definitely give you some ideas on handling residential disputes.
I mean, you can only live next to a wannabe-drummer or a pile of garbage for so long, right? From asking the neighbors to quit dropping cigarette butts on the ground to reminding them that your yard isn't a dog toilet, the people behind these messages would probably graduate from Anger Management University with an A+ in all of their curricula. Scroll down to check them out and upvote your favorites.
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#1
Neighbor Feud Takes An Amusing Turn
Ashley Lopez 7 years ago
WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE I WANT THEM TO TEACH ME HOW TO DRAW! :3
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Eyad Babikir 7 years ago
Love love love..this is how ppl shud communicate.. no one takes things too personally and accepting teases with humour and an open heart and mind.. 👏🏾
Nya Crea Singer 7 years ago
Haha this is awesome ! How many times we apparently dislike someone that is gonna be our friend later on !?
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#2
Our New Neighbors Are Bigots. Since Regular Aggression Leads To Assault Charges, I Went With Passive-Aggression. 10,000 Lights Later
Doggo 7 years ago
Here’s the full story: Their neighbors were homphobic and they were not so they put up rainbow Christmas lights to annoy them.
#3
Please Stop, He Needs To Quit
Julie Lynn 7 years ago
I LOVE This one! I am a smoker as is my husband... BUTT.. We are very considerate smokers and wish all were. Please guys and gals... We already have enough problems trying to support our habit. Let's try and at least not litter. It just makes it harder on all. Good Job! And this is coming from two polite smokers. :) :)
Ashiah Rainwing 7 years ago
The nicotine is poisonous and the cats suffer. My son's cat took a year to recover from chewing filters.
Ashley Say Wha?!? 7 years ago
The note by itself if kinda funny, but the note with that cats picture makes it really awesome!
#4
The HOA In My Friend’s Neighborhood Recently Threatened Her Neighbors With A Fine If They Didn’t Hide Their Trash Cans, Even Though They’ve Been In The Same Spot For Over A Decade. This Is Their Solution
Blue Cicada 7 years ago
HOA=home owners' association. Theoretically they set standards to keep a community tidy and appealing. Sometimes someone goes off on a power trip and you get rules about the exact height of the grass, the color of your mailbox, etc.
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VeryDarkMatter 7 years ago
I love this.. I really hope their neighbours get the message. But probably they are too stupid to understand it
Kevin Braid 7 years ago
THIS !!!!!!! omfg i love it, HOAs can go f**k themselves, plenty of mental lists about the s****y things HOAs have pulled.
Johanna Kidd 7 years ago
Directional message in wood&hiden trash cans, just brilliant thinking!
#5
Note From Angry Neighbor (Above) And Appropriate Army Vet Response (Below)
Beeps 7 years ago
This angers me so much, as it happens sooooo often. I have several disabled friends who can all tell stories about something similar happening to them. One of them uses a wheelchair, but also drives a sports car and regularly has people stop, ready to harangue him while he parks his car, only to scamper off embarrassed when he gets his chair out.
Joe Sauer 7 years ago
Legit thought you misspelled argue and had to look up harangue....thanks for the new vocabulary word!
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Sven Mom 7 years ago
Oh yes. My husband is an amputee. (Below knee). We backed into the last handicapped space at the theater. Because we didn't not "appear" handicapped some a**hole took it upon himself to pull up and scream at us. Despite our permanent handicap plates. I followed him immediately and demanded to know if he had a problem with amputees using the handicapped parking. He didn't seem to know what to say but his poor wife appeared mortified.
Ashley Lopez 7 years ago
JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE DOESN'T LOOK DISABLED DOESN'T MEAN THEIR NOT UGH I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THIS! >:( don't yall?
Sandy Hale 7 years ago
Like the disabled vet above, I have injuries that cause me pain all day long but on the outside I look like nothing's wrong. Maybe I should announce my pain by screaming loudly each time I park and walk to a store?
La Petite Morte 7 years ago
I often joke that apparently I need a 5ft tall neon sign that announces my disability to all and sundry.
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Michelle Line 7 years ago
I wonder of the idiot is a handicapped person and pissed someone parked in "their spot." Or one of those busy bodies, who is not handicapped, that have nothing to do but find something to complain about. Either way, get a life. Try smiling every once in a while.
Heather Johnson 7 years ago
My husband is a disabled veteran with disabled veteran license plates and he doesn't look handicapped but the pain he feels in his back is horrific. Some people are just uneducated douche bags.
#6
My Neighbors Complained That It's Too Cold For My Dog To Be Outside All Day During The Winter. I Sent Them This
Sasha Bharti 7 years ago
I have the same issue I have 12 very large working Alaskan Malamutes they really don't like living in doors as they over heat so quickly they have out door kennels with shelter for them to play when the weather isn't great. It's been snowing and had a Nige saying I was being cruel leaving them out we took pictures of them all out on there backs with snow on them they live it
Daniel Tinelli 7 years ago
My husky practically begs to sleep outside when it is 40 in the house. Huskies.
Todd Zabek 7 years ago
That's awesome ! My akita is the same (have a long and a short coat of fur). That lazy turd only moves when his nap spot becomes too warm.
LittleGrayMouse 7 years ago
Most dog breeds can be outside in cold weather, because their fur isolates their body heat. Literally, they do not cool down, because the heat cannot escape. That's why it's important not to shave certain breeds: they lose the isolation and get affected by weather.
Nicky OldfieldDesciple 7 years ago
Somebody should that neighbour what this breed of dog was actually bred for. sled-dogs-...e6f12d.jpg 
#7
An Open Letter To My Garbage Neighbors
Christopher Mack 7 years ago
Why are 2 F***S blurred out and not the rest? If you are going to censor, then do it right. Otherwise leave it the F**K alone.
jenna 7 years ago
How I wished I could publish such a letter about my neighbours :). They have no idea how much intimate information I have on them because of their very irritating and very loud conversations in their garden. I don't want to know their private sh*t! But I don't live in an apartment complex, so there is no place to show it to others. How come some neighbours think you want to know about their prostate problems, their financial bankruptcy or their alcohol addiction in combination with diabetes? Just a few examples of conversations from my neighbours that can be followed loud and clear, several times a week. If anyone can tell me what's the matter with these kind of people, I welcome your input.
Carol Blackburn 7 years ago
Some people just need drama to feel alive. Probably never tried being positive except they are positive they need drama. LOL
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AmberWolf 7 years ago
"I don't have any friends, but that's beside the point." Yeah that's my life... every day :")
Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago
That was the best line of the letter. Very funny.
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Paula Cohen 7 years ago
Funniest line? "And while it's super tragic that Jen found out that Chad has been cheating on her..." I almost choked on the water I was drinking!
Chris Miilu 7 years ago
Groupon comment was salt in the wound, but brilliant.
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And Here You Thought Your Neighbors Were A**holes For Dumping Your Dry Laundry On A Table
Emily Hooker 7 years ago
Someone pulled this regularly at an apartment complex I lived at, that also happened to have more than one laundry room. After several angry notes sent ignored, we just started moving their clothes to a random washer in a different random laundry room every time. It stopped pretty quick after that.
Brenda Pereira 7 years ago
A similar thing happened to me in college. Someone took my clothes out of the dryer and put theirs in. When I found out, I put my clothes back in and took their clothes to my room and locked them up and told them they could come get them and deal with me. It worked! No one ever did it again.
#9
Decided To Use Reverse Psychology On The New Neighbors
Sven Mom 7 years ago
When building our home, our uber radical religious neighbor, who's house is several acres away from ours, wanted to know what side our bedroom was on. Was sooooooooo tempted to put big loudspeakers playing the soundtrack froma porn movie, cranked to the highest and pointing their direction.
pusheen buttercup 7 years ago
are we certain this is a complaint and not a request for an encore?
#10
Left My Printer Without A Passcode. My Neighbors Sent Me A Message
Eyad Babikir 7 years ago
I did similar thing when our neighbours moved into the flat next to us just before xmas! I sent them a xmas card welcoming them and wishing them a merry xmas, with a seperate sticky note asking them to tone down the sex noises at 3am, as these flats' walls are very thin. They did exactly the same by sending a xmas card with a sticky note apologising to us. We never heard the noises again! 😀
Maria Ofar 7 years ago
i used to get annoyed by my neighbour's sex noises. then it just became entertaining..... then it got creepy when they would have sex not long after us rofl
Kyla Dominey 7 years ago
If I wanted to hear other people's sex noise I'd watch porn with the sound on.
#11
Our Elderly Neighbors Have This Sign Posted On The Bike Path In Their Backyard
K. LNU 7 years ago
I need this sign in my neighborhood. And that couple's grandson! I have a couple of people that seem to think their small dog's c**p will vanish when it hits the lawn or sidewalk. I put up a camera in the front of the house, but I think I might have to steal this idea and add "I'll send my boxer dog to poop on your porch!"
Andrew Joseph 7 years ago
hahahahahaaaaahahahahaaa lmao......... a very good one for laughter challenge
#12
Can't Beat A Bit Of Passive-Aggressive Wi-Fi Naming
mulk 7 years ago
ahahah! It remind me the story of a guy who named his network "hack me if you can"... the next day, his network was renamed "challenge accepted"
Nadine Ducca 7 years ago
Haha cute! Reminds me of another image with a network called "Mom, it's this one."
Samantha Beckett 7 years ago
When I was working in a hotel in Austin in January there was one named "Hipsters suck".
Janice Seagraves 7 years ago
One of the Wi-Fi networks in our neighborhood is named "Don't you dare."
#13
My Sister And Her Husband Live In A Small Town, They Came Home To This Note On Their Door
Matt P 7 years ago
Sorry guys this is rubbish. It's frosted glass not some weird 2 way mirror. Frosted glass looks the same both sides.
Master Markus 7 years ago
If it is frosted glass, yes, but it could just be some sort of window film. We don't really have context as to what the sister and husband's window actually is like, just that it looks like frosted glass, so I dunno.
Load More Replies... Nadine Ducca 7 years ago
I have a similar problems with some neighbors. They insist on showering with the curtains and sometimes even the whole window open and it seems they don't have a shower curtain, either (probably a glass pane). So sometimes we walk into the kitchen and suddenly have a full-on view of our naked neighbors showering. It gets worse in summer...
Vervelende Panda 7 years ago
So you see a naked human body once in a while. So what? You see naked cats and dogs and birds all the time. It's just nature.
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San Dri Nette 7 years ago
omg must be so embarassing! I think I'd move very far away from the city after that lol
#14
When You Receive A Complaint From Your Neighbors, It's Important That You Do Your Best To Resolve It
Anouk 7 years ago
Where the hell do people come off telling others what to do with their gardens??
Heidrance 7 years ago
social issues aside, arguably dandelions do seed rather profusely and get onto other people's lawns. but anyone who's so into their lawn that they feel the need to police other people's should already be using some sort of weed and feed on their own grass. and should therefore get over it.
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Cassie 7 years ago
What's so terrible about dandelions? They are pretty, add color, and you can use them in salads. Silly city people and their green-only yards.
Kai Cin Liang 7 years ago
https://gyazo.com/a34d51ac57bee6e520dedd97e381ddb0 dandelions turn into white puffballs like the ones in the link above which could cause some people's allergy symptoms to become worse
Load More Replies... Anne 7 years ago
Don't please! Dandelions are the first flowers blooming and essential for bees to survive.
spirit wolf 7 years ago
Because we abide with "common decency" as mentioned below by Lisa and spray off and kill all this so called "weeds" we have successfully wiped off a good population of bees...woohoo! Bitches better not come telling me to do something about my dandelions...
Oscar Casian 7 years ago
Who TF dislikes Dandelions! what kind of person are you to be offended by a small flower...
Faina Letoutchaia 7 years ago
Totally, absolutely NOTHING! But americans hate dandelions, believe it's the worst weed ever. Just look at any garden herbicide advertisement, it's always a guy killing dandelions. Actually, dandelions are not only beautiful, circumpolar native for the North hemisphere, they are essential for the survival of pollinators.
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One Of My Neighbors Put This Sign Up. Bravo!
Anita Wolf 7 years ago
Wow, but what a compliment! I sewed a unique skirt for a friend of mine once. She took it along, when she had to go to a special hospital. It went missing, and a couple of days later, her roommate was wearing it, telling her, she had bought the same skirt. Poor girl! But- what a compliment on my sewing!
#16
Look, Bob
SanchaTheSeeker 7 years ago
Ye my neighbours tell us to paint our fence. When they paint it, paint drips over ours. I could now say to them 'It has paint on it'
mbergen 7 years ago
Our neigbours wanted us to paint our fence right after we put it up (its pressure treated brown). We had to remind them the fence is on our property as they were not willing to pay for part of it. Glad it worked out that way in the end even though it cost us.
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Gillian Black 7 years ago
must be a boring life when you have to moan about the neighbors fence
Courtney Buras 7 years ago
I actually really like that I can see the girl taking the photo in the mirror. For some reason that makes the photo better.
#17
My Neighbor Got His Reindeer Decorations Stolen So They Put Out Grinch Ones Instead
Samantha Beckett 7 years ago
They do it in our neighborhood a LOT. The cops said they sell the stuff for drug money.
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#18
Google Maps Level Neighbor Feud
Just Amiable 7 years ago
He just took that feud to space .. If aliens exist, they now know this guy's neighbor is an 'A Hole⬇'
#19
It’s My Spot And I’ll Park What I Want To
Molly Block 7 years ago
Reminds me of me and my golf cart. I cannot drive a vehicle due to poor eyesight, but I DO have a gas powered Yamaha golf cart that I CAN drive, and I bet the people HATE me when I nab the primo spot at the store with it!! Hey, I have rights too!! AND my golf cart IS street legal, with turning signals, brake lights, front lights, and a really loud horn!
Emily Johnston 7 years ago
I'd tell people it costs $5 a time to park there, payment upfront or be towed.
Phya Furusawa 7 years ago
When we lived in a mansion. Its just so annoying when we couldn't park because someone already parked there without care 😒 we paid for them! And its getting on my nerves since my husband sometimes come home from work at midnight, and still couldn't straight home because he couldn't parking on our own parking lot! public parking is far and expensive!
Sal Figueroa 7 years ago
This complex should put up signs saying it's "reserved for....". It looks like a public spot to me.
Azziza 7 years ago
If you look closely, there are signs. The greenery has grown up around them. I can't make out what they say, but they are probably notices that say "reserved" or whatever.
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#20
There Are Some Indications Of Animosity Between Two Of My Neighbours
athornedrose 7 years ago
nah not aggressive. i would do that with friends if they lived that close.
Lisa Catacosinos 7 years ago
This might just be some fun between friends. I like this with that in mind.
#21
One Man Dog Band
A.R. 7 years ago
I once sent a ominous letter to a neighbor because they let your two yappy little dogs bark and bark and bark, all day and into the night. They let the dogs out into the yard and leave them outside all day and often past bedtime. So naturally, they wanted to be inside and they would just go off! I felt bad for the dogs but also pissed off because they were so annoyingly loud! After the got the letter, it wasn't long before they moved out...I guess I scared them a little. ; )
Asper Rated 7 years ago
The best I've seen and soooo professional! I've seen "that" band WAY too much!
#22
Max, Apt 3F
Starflower 7 years ago
There is an easy trick to folding fitted sheets. You tuck one corner inside the other.... meh, google it lol
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FABULOUS1 7 years ago
I used to have neighbors like this. The ran a restaurant cleaning business and would clean the mop heads in the washers. The would monopolize the washers for days and even had their friends using it. They would leave their stuff in the dryers and washers for days and not care if anyone else needed to use it. To top it off between the 3 that lived there they had 7 cars and took up all parking. Needless to say when they finally got evicted for beating up another neighbor we all celebrated their departure.
Lisa Catacosinos 7 years ago
Seriously, people need to get their phones, sit right where the laundry is, and and mess around WHILE they wait. They're doing it anyway. Get a damn ice coffee and play a game or three
#23
My Friend Just Moved Into A New Apartment And Left This Note On Her Neighbor's Doorstep
Sarcasticow 7 years ago
OMG! I thought the same that my neighbor is trying to kill his girlfriend when I woke up to load yelling and moaning on Sunday morning at 7AM. Almost as having a new alarm clock tone
#24
Trash Trompe-L'œil - Neighbor Anonymously Reported Us To The City Because Our Trash Cans Were Not Behind A Barrier. Now They Are
Ashiah Rainwing 7 years ago
Our neighbors moved in, took photos of our unkempt yard, turned us in for "unkempt yard", slashed our tires (every month for four months), turned us in for having a "dog tied out" (our dogs live in the house...ALWAYS), and left our gate open so our pups got out when I took them out. We put up a video system and locked our gates with industrial sized padlocks, and the neighbors have been wonderful since. They still don't think we know who did it, even though I cautioned them that they should not leave their little dog tied out, because someone confused me with them and I got a visit from animal control. Also, mentioned that they were doing the right thing by parking their cars by their front door, because someone in the neighborhood had started slashing tires. Told them not to worry, I had video up and we'd catch the bastards.
Emily Hooker 7 years ago
Probably some stupid HOA rule. I hate HOAs so much.
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Sharon Vaughn 7 years ago
A neighbor of ours once reported us to animal control b/c our dog was barking, welcoming the kids home from school, at 3 PM while she was allegedly sleeping. When her dog was barking at 3AM, I yelled out the window at her to keep the noise down. She never called AC again.
Asper Rated 7 years ago
I hate neighbors like the ones who have nothing better to do then police and wait to be offended daily.
#25
Passive-Aggressive Neighbors At Their Finest
Daria B 7 years ago
I'd rather see the prince carrying that around and making every woman try it out... ♥
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Pobin Rice 7 years ago
Look you moved in KNOWNING someone lived above you....... you KNEW!!!!!
Mindy Keys 7 years ago
True story - when I was preparing to move from my final apartment, I went downstairs to say bye to my neighbor. I was sitting having tea and heard a grand thumping upstairs - she looked at me sadly - "So, you have rabbits?" she asked? "No... ferrets, one had an itch..." The sound from my apartment had magnified 100 fold into hers. "um.." I stuttered... "Yo hear that all the time?" as I am imagining the times my BF came over. Honestly, I thought I was a quiet neighbor till I went downstairs...
Phil Gaskill 7 years ago
Oh, I need a sign JUST like that! Where can I get one? I’ll pay cash money. (Actually, I just need the artwork. I can type my own caption, etc.)
A.R. 7 years ago
the old apartment I lived in was on the second floor with stairs. I had a neighbor who lived across from me that I nicknamed, Bigfoot because every time he came home, he would aggressively stomp so heavily up the stairs the vibrations of it would cause the pictures hanging on my LVroom wall to fall down. Every...damn...time!
Heather Johnson 7 years ago
For some reason, when I walk around in any upstairs area, I'm really loud. Like my feet are made of Stone. It doesn't matter how slow I walk, it's always loud. Good thing I live in my own house without stairs lol
Beth Arriaga 7 years ago
Me too. And my kids. Flat feet, can't help it. Owning ones own house helps... until your own family complains.....
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The Sign Posted In Our Yard In The Fight Against Unwanted Dog Poop
mbergen 7 years ago
We have an English Mastiff. If we don't pickup after him everyone in our neighbourhood knows who it was lol!
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Shari H 7 years ago
You should really talk to people before going passive-aggressive. I have paralysis in my left arm and have to go back to pick up after my dog because I can't hold her leash and pick up after her at the same time. This lead to a new neighbor reporting me on the community website. I defended myself, but I stopped walking my dog and just let her out in the fenced yard to avoid confrontation. It's been a year and I've come to hate my home of 11 years because of how petty people are on the community site.
Anita Wolf 7 years ago
I've got a dog, and I always pick it up. I get really angry on people, not picking up after them- because every left behind dog poo, becomes subject too genral dog and dog owner resentment :-(
Anita Wolf 7 years ago
can't delete/ change my comment- of course I meant "to", not "too"
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My Friend's Neighbor Knows When To Accept Defeat
Lisa 7 years ago
Never understood why Americans decorate their house THAT much, decoration is nice but I feel like this is a little overboard
Mon2 7 years ago
You should see Nz, we have lady here that have 10 christmas trees inside her house, decorate outside and inside house with santa, reindeer and lots of lights and she invite people to coming and see her house. She even have volunteers to help cuz so many people want to see inside
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Crappy Annoying Google- 7 years ago
I love this one. So simple and yet.... 424bd22558...16acc0.jpg 
Taryn Wallace 7 years ago
This doesn't seem passive aggressive at all I feel like a passive aggressive thing to do would have been like putting the lights in the shape of a middle finger in front of that arrow..
Abby Rexroth 7 years ago
Yes but the house on the right will have lower electricity bills and will be able to afford a nicer Christmas or take a vacation with saved money. ;D
#28
How My Dad Deals With His Asshole Neighbor Who Checks With The City Whenever Anyone Does Any Work On Their Property
Chillie Nails 7 years ago
Our neighbor reported us to the county when we did our driveway (for covering the apron part with paving stones). I resolved it and a few months later the same neighbor did the same thing to their driveway.
Катерина Булатова 7 years ago
can someone let me know what permit is he talking about? can't you repair stuff on your own property?
Emily Johnston 7 years ago
Many cites in North America you have to get a permit to do certain major improvements to your home or additions and an inspection that the work was done properly. In places that have home owners associations or stratas they need to approve most outside work done and even some inside major work. Some of them the owners can't even paint their home a different colour than the other homes.
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A from Austria-Europe 7 years ago
You really need a permit to work on your own property? Yeah, I know why I avoid the USA…
Nadine Ducca 7 years ago
For a moment I was scared because I though the sign referred to a gun permit, so this looked like some really dangerous threat! Then my brain kicked so, yeah.
#29
Does Your Cat Have A Death Wish?
A.R. 7 years ago
I never let my cats outside because it is simply too dangerous out there for them. This is one of the reasons they have lived to be 21 and 20 (so far). Both happy and very healthy. It's been studied & reported that outside cats live on the average only 5 yrs and that is too sad for words.
Lolabean 7 years ago
Totally agree! My cats are so happy living indoors. My main reason now is I live near a busy road. But in my county in the past couple of years there have been cats beheaded, raped (by a human), shot, shaved (random game people seem to be playing) and drowned. Why would I want to let my cats out into a world like that?!
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Bobbi Newell 7 years ago
Love and fishes, love it! I might assume that poor kitty needs a new home, and this is its way of getting adopted. Hehehe...
Kevin Braid 7 years ago
nope, sorry, cats should not be roaming free, if i let my dog do this id be in trouble... also bad for the environment, cats are responsible for many species going extinct. also too much of a chance they get run over or some sick bastard hurts it,
#30
Think This Will Solve The Problem?
#31
The Pooper Stooper
it's ava the bus girl 7 years ago
Both times *Ava the grammer nazi celebrates*
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#32
Signed, Patient Neighbor Who Is No Longer Patient
Nadine Ducca 7 years ago
So the neighbor is not just leaving the poo out, but also contaminating the woods by tossing the plastic bags everywhere! Despicable!
Joanna Maynard 7 years ago
Some regularly threw dirty nappies over the fence to the flats where my mum lived, she was with a friend when they saw one fly over the fence, said friend picked it up and threw it back getting a direct hit on culprit.
Lisa Catacosinos 7 years ago
That's so ridiculous that the people do that. If you're gonna have a dog, poop and disposal of it in the proper way is what you do.
SnoopyCereal 7 years ago
Actually, if he was flinging the poo (without the bags) into random woods and it wasn't anyone's property, it would have been fine. C**p is great fertilizer!
Random Panda 7 years ago
Nope, dog poo is terrible fertilizer, because of their diet. It's herbivore manure is what makes good fertilizer.
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Charles Angell 3 years ago
I just love the lazy c**ts who can't carry a big ziplock baggie for their DIAPERS...
Ellie Ragsdale 7 years ago
People who fling the poo into the forest in a neighborhood should be shot.
Daniel Fleming 7 years ago
In my neighborhood, just about everyone pays for pooper scooper people. I always clean up after my dogs, but if I forget a bag, I don't worry about it.
#33
Hey Neighbour, Happy New Year!
#34
My Neighbour's Kid Is Always Playing In My Yard And Leaving His Toys. When He Left Two Broomsticks, I Left This In His Yard As A Warning. And Yes, It Is Still Winter In Canada
Katie O'Brien 7 years ago
They’re OBVIOUSLY lightsabers... I mean.. red and blue? What else could they be..
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Anita Wolf 7 years ago
is the kid destroying anything? what's the problem of the kid playing there? playing kids- that's a beautiful thing- being angry about it- might be a sign, that you've become one of those old embittered people, who can't stand anybody having fun in their sight- because they can't have fun themselves- let them play- let them have fun!
Bobby Moniz 4 years ago
I'd encourage them to play in my yard, it's better than them staying in their house on the phone lol, if it was summer & I had to pick up 20 toys every time I cut the lawn thats different, I'd just tell them to make sure they don't leave it unless they want confetti when I drive over them lol or just tell the parents to tell them to work on putting them away after they're done
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Milena Matic 7 years ago
What is the problem with having kids around playing? in witch parallel universe you get the urge to scare children because you are annoyed at their toys??! and why did you need to share all this shame with us ???!!!
#35
My Neighbors Are Always Sticking Their Butts Where They Don’t Belong
Just Amiable 7 years ago
That looks like broken cigarettes vs just grossly tossed, but this is funny 😂
Bobby Moniz 4 years ago
The city should have cigg posts & trash cans, where I live they're difficult to find & they wonder why people litter besides having no class lol but I bet if there were more trash & cigg butt posts people would utilize them, same with poop bags, I always forget to bring one & I get so frustrated because I have to find a leaf or walk ALL THE WAY BACK after getting back home
Nadine Ducca 7 years ago
Disgusting! A neighbor once tossed a cigarette butt out the window and it landed right on top of my brand new car. I was NOT happy when I saw it. >:-(
Signe Manat Hansen 7 years ago
Oh no, what a horrible story. You must be so traumatized.
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#36
That'll Teach Me To Park In My Neighbor's Parking Spot
Taryn Wallace 7 years ago
It worries me that my first thought was "I would kinda want to see the produce army so I would totally park there again)
vtsnobunnie 7 years ago
So creative! This person should start a comic book about the Potato Clan
Ashiah Rainwing 7 years ago
It would make me want to avoid angering the potato clan and possibly take the head of the clan out for a drink.
#37
Your Ultra Charmin Neighbor
Lisa Catacosinos 7 years ago
That is so uncool for people to do. Seriously, there are a lot of very poor people who work really hard just to be able to afford to buy those necessities. I'm not even remotely joking.
Dawn K 7 years ago
Uhhh, stealing anything is a crime. Stealing mail is a federal offense.
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#38
So My Neighbors Had A Dispute
Alan Turns 9 7 years ago
Wait...they called the police on your lawn? What crime could your lawn possibly commit that would warrant the cops?
Starflower 7 years ago
Some places and HOAs have rules about weeds and height of the grass.
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Sandy Hale 7 years ago
omg i love plastic flamingoes!!! mine live in the backyard...tho when my kids were teenagers whenever they criticized something ridiculous, i would threaten to put the flamingoes out front
Esther Evans 7 years ago
Actually, Alan...(though the comments are funny).... in some places they hand out fines if your lawn is not mowed regularly.....LOL
Courtney Buras 7 years ago
They thought they should call the police over a flamingo yard decoration???
#39
Our Neighbor Likes To Turn On Flood Lights That Beam Through Our Windows At Night. My Dad Hates Him So Much That He's Installing One Way Mirrors Facing His House So They Bounce It Back, And Retain The Darkness Inside Our House
Stephanie Hutner 7 years ago
I work at a window tinting company. This wouldn't work unless they used actual mirrors.
iWood 7 years ago
Wikipedia: "A one-way mirror, also called two-way mirror..." well that sure is confusing.
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Kevin Braid 7 years ago
I FOUND IT I FOUND IT, F**K YES https://www.mamamia.com.au/angry-neighbour-email/
Kevin Braid 7 years ago
there was an epic story about this issue, cant remember much sadly but it was escalation after escalation it was funny as f**k
Schad Dalton 7 years ago
If memory serves, I think one-way/two-way mirrors only reflect if they aren't hit with a direct beam of light. So, in this case, I don't think they would work as the floodlights would still shine through.
#40
Saw This On A Neighbors Door Coming Home At Midnight
Biana Weatherford 7 years ago
One hot summer, the neighbor's girlfriend was clearly heard in all the surround bedrooms. Upon conclusion, applause was heard from multiple windows. We didn't hear any more sex that summer.
#41
I Mowed My Elderly Neighbors Lawn. The People On The Left Of Her Mowed A Day After. I Guess I Didnt Mow Right To The Property Line. I Officially Hate These People Now
Beth Arriaga 7 years ago
I need to know what FFS means. It seems like something I might want to use in the future. Bored Panda teaches me such vital info.... thanks
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Emily Johnston 7 years ago
My single mom friend has real jerks for neighbours. Five grown a*s loser men that live and party at their parents home they harass her and her kids, vandalized her home, blast fireworks above her head, stare at her in her windows trying to scare her, swear at her and her young daughter. She's a super nice person hasn't even got them charged or sued them. She's selling and moving, I hope ignorant petty suing a******s like some of these people buy her place and make their life F-ing miserable. Like this jerk lawn person, loud sex people, poop Iawns, complaining about stupid s**t like garbage cans. 😆
Marty BlackEagle-Carl 7 years ago
i'd leave so i'd know where the line was... i'd keep that line trimmed higher then the rest... f**k'em.
Elizabeth Butler 7 years ago
So those petty a...holes get to look at that strip of tall grass that annoys the heck out of them....justice done.
Kayci Landeen 7 years ago
I had the opposite happen once. Neighbor got mad at me because I mowed one row into his yard.
#42
Been Excited About This New Guy I'm Dating, But My Neighbor, Not So Much
phil blanque 7 years ago
I don't know...no one (no normal one) wants to hear a neighbor's noisy copulation, right? I would first let my neighbor know about the noise levels and see if she can adjust. If she does not, I would be tempted to leave a conspicuous note for many to see: "Wow, last night sounded like a winner in lovemaking! But you know who I miss?...Malcolm....Whoa!...I never heard you scream like that before! He must have been something. Or was it Steven...well, Steven or Nathan... he was very polite in the hallway....Wait, no, Robert was the best, until David showed up the same night. That was something to remember! But I guess my favorites, were Daniel and his cousin Rachel...they would sing in harmony at, you know...that moment. So nice to get to know you and your friends through the walls, and I have only lived here a month!"
#43
Fyi From Your Neighbors Across The Way
Noxell 7 years ago
....Let's have a moment of silence for our innocence mind friend that doesn't know what shagging is :P
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John-Paul Simpson 7 years ago
I used to live in a flat of which the front room window would face the landing from the house across the path from me and I always see people shagging, no matter the time or day from the corner of my eye when I'm trying to watch TV.
Julie Lynn 7 years ago
The question still stands.. Why are you looking if you don't enjoy the scenes?
#44
A Note From Our Dorm Room Neighbors
#45
Neighbors Too Loud? The Police Can Handle It
Lilli Burnham 7 years ago
fast and upbeat version or slow and creepy version?
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#46
This Was On My Neighbour's Door
LittleGrayMouse 7 years ago
Now I imagine someone paying 1K for a closet under the stairs in New York...
ShadowChaser 6 years ago
"Dear Hagrid, WE GET IT! YOU'RE HALF GIANT! Please try to be more light footed! P.S. If you're not Hagrid, stop stomping around. I can't focus. Sincerely, Severus Snape. Apartment Dungeons."
ThatFangirl 7 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -10 min l8r- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAOHDEARGODMYSIDESOHWELLHAHAAHAHAHAHAOKOW
#47
A Friend Of Mine Has Received This Note From The Guy Next Door
D.S. Watson 7 years ago
My FIL was in an ongoing cold war with one of his neighbors. One day, said neighbor came home, his car billowing with smoke. When he exited the car flames started shooting out from under the hood. My FIL stood in his front yard and watered his lawn as his neighbor's car burned to the frame.
Starflower 7 years ago
Smart man! You never pour water on a gas fire! It makes it spread. But makes a funny story. Lol
Load More Replies... Michelle Line 7 years ago
Never know. Stopping the theft and letting the a*****e neighbors know may very well turn them into better neighbors. You'd be surprised what good deeds can do to people.
Michelle Line 7 years ago
Two wrongs just don't make a right. Just because someone may be an a*****e doesn't mean it's okay to let theft of their property occur.
Aimee Turner 7 years ago
I thought at first it meant pinching, as in e.g. "mum, Johnny pinched me on the arm."
#48
Out: Pink Flamingos. In: Headstones?
#49
Message Received
#50
My Friend Parked Like A D-Bag. The Neighbor Kids Left Him A Message
#51
Our Neighbours Very Precisely Only Cleaned Their Part Of The Wall
Cortney Lane 7 years ago
I don't think this is petty. They probably bought paint with their own money, & invested a lot of time in just doing their own side. That thing looks like a b***h to clean. They could have even paid someone to do it for them.
Starflower 7 years ago
Maybe it was their way of saying the unpainted side's owner needed to clean up his side.
Shana 7 years ago
Ugh we have a neighbour who does something similar. This street is mostly 2 under 1roof houses or whatever its called? (people below us got 2 floors, we got a small appartement above them) But it's never been really clear who is supposed to do the tiny gardens out front, and our next-door-downstairs neighbour complained alot about it so we said we would do the tiny bit next to our stairwell&shed. But the guy never gives us the chance to do it, he does it himself and then complains about it! But thing is, he has an electric hedge trimmer and will clip 1 side of the square hedge (it's maybe a total of 2 meters of hedge?) I mean, if he does 1 side, he might as well do the other as it takes him 5 mins with the clipper... also when I did manage to get outside on time to start clipping by hand, he'd always offer to get the electric trimmer and help me... -_-
Shana 7 years ago
Other neighbours were complaining too so they went to ask the owner and they said they would just send a garden company to do it. Which they did, 1x... Guessing they'll only come, either 1x or 2x a year or whenever we call about it :P So ofcourse our next-door-downstairs neighbour is still clipping half of the hedge :P
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Kim Fitzgibbon 7 years ago
Again, like the previous lawnmowing scenario, how disturbing. My OCD would be in overdrive.
#52
Saw This On My Neighbor's Door This Morning
#53
The Neighbors Need To Stop
Full Name 7 years ago
Probably the same people who when they find a great catch they go "Nah, we broke up. There was no spark".
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Someone needs to give my parents this. When I was 8yrs old I found out about divorce because a friends parents were getting divorced and she was sad. I went to my parents, told them about this divorce thing in case they didn't know and told them they needed to get one. They didn't. :( Can't stand bickering because of it, couples start bickering in front of me and I'm gone. Kids bickering too, can't handle it. Do your kids a favour, everyone else that has to listen to it and get a divorce.
Blue Cicada 7 years ago
Meet the neighbor separately, without the partner, and give them the number for a crisis line.
#54
This Was Posted On My Neighbor's Door This Morning
Nadine Ducca 7 years ago
Something similar happened to my mom. The downstairs neighbor left her an outright agressive note on the door accusing her of moving furniture every morning between 6 and 7 am and threatening to call the cops. My mom is 62 years old and tiny and has no intention of moving furniture around for sport. The ones moving c**p around were the neighbors above HER apartment!
Alex Boyd 7 years ago
Yeah, I once got a note from the people downstairs, complaining about the noise the person next door to me was making--I just wrote back explaining the misunderstanding, rather than freaking out and writing a 3-page screed. (In my case, it was pretty understandable, because the noisy person's apartment was behind mine, and she had a long hallway that led back to her place from the shared landing. This hallway ran alongside of my bedroom, and was apparently a perfect place for her to practice her clog dancing or something. I never said anything to her, because practice time began about 10 minutes after I was supposed to get up everyday anyway, so it sort of worked for me.)
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Nicola Hermitage 7 years ago
I was woken up by my neighbour banging on the wall to protest the repitive male moaning. Had to post a note through the door to explainj that the moaning was coming from the flat 2 floors down where an autistic gentleman was living :/
#55
To The People Who Kept Us Up All Night
Steve Bowman 7 years ago
That happens to me every other night in summer (that my neighbors are loud, not that I get those messages). But I have neither the energy nor the humor to do something like that. I'm just frustrated and physically ill from not getting enough sleep.
Lisa Catacosinos 7 years ago
Just a suggestion, get some Bluetooth headphones and do some ASMR, 10+ hour ambient sounds on your phone to sleep. Or with a Bluetooth speaker. You can do black screen ones to save data. Also, you could just use a laptop or tablet. At any rate, you might be a lot more relaxed and sleep a lot better. I do this with the Bluetooth speaker every night because my neighbors next door can be loud and I wake easily to even traffic. Has really, really helped. I sleep so much better.
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Ellie Ragsdale 7 years ago
Those neighbors clearly wanted to ruin a wonderful song (Friday I'm in Love. Friday I'm in Love with that song.)
Ryan-Michele Eagleton 7 years ago
Ugh, in college I lived above these kids who would throw loud parties every night of the damn week. Inevitably, a handful of drunk idiots would sit outside in the hallway at 2 a.m. singing and playing guitar (badly). I asked them so many times to keep it down or go inside that I finally just started calling the cops on them. It was a legit problem; a kid died at one of their parties after getting into a fight, falling down, and hitting his head on the pavement. They were WAY out of control. I hate apartment living; so glad to be in a house now.
Ashiah Rainwing 7 years ago
Oh my goodness!!! "If you're going to be woken up after 2 hours sleep, it might as well be to a 'herd of morons' screaming "tiny dancer"......I barked out loud at that line.
#56
My Neighbour's Wifi Name Was Bugging Me For Ages
Glenn Mitchell 7 years ago
I'd go with Who's Your Daddy as opposed to your more formal "Who is", your grammar has to fit the lexicon.
Evans Baker 7 years ago
Wait a minute, is "whose your daddy" wrong? Who’s is a contraction linking the words who is or who has, and whose is the possessive form of who. So whose your daddy would be who's daddy is he?
#57
Dinosaur Neighbor Haiku
#58
Someone Left A Passive-Aggressive Note On My Windshield, I Responded In Kind
Clowton 7 years ago
"... my vehicle's affect on the grass" = the car's mental state while on weed.
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#59
Roommates Write Letter To Noisy Guys That Live Above Them. They Reply
Heidrance 7 years ago
now i have a mental picture of a potato chip wearing a gold medal. (he's just won the championchip.)
Caleb Sogge 7 years ago
Heidrance, were you trying to say championchip or was it unintentinail
Asper Rated 7 years ago
I love when a*****e neighbors respond like a******s. Had those once. I politely told them if they thought they could out psycho me, they should think twice. They calmed a bit.
Phil Emore 7 years ago
I said my new upstairs neighbors must be playing football. Finally knocked on the door. Mama-san answered and her two kids, in FULL football gear, stopped and looked for a second.
#60
My Cousins Passive-Aggressive Neighbour
Stannous Flouride 7 years ago
I manage a small apt. building and when people move in they get a small paper bag with those felt pads, a drain hair screen, a bottle of Soft Scrub, a pack of picture rail hooks and a spool of clear fishing line (these are a kind of picture hanging system in Victorians & older bldgs. so there are no nail holes). All of these pay off when they move out.
#61
My Neighbour's An A**hole. I Figured This Note Was Appropriate
🌟Jim Phoenix🌟 7 years ago
Remember those people who covered the College goers's cars with a few feet of snow in that other post?
Full Name 7 years ago
If it's cold enough, you can spray the snow pile with water to make it all ice (in the north our water spouts are specialized to cut the water off inside the house so the line stays clean and useable all winter)
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Origami Chik3n 7 years ago
Parking the car in two spots aside. I find it funny that people think shoveling some snow grants them ownership of that piece of land. It can be different from country to country but usually the land belongs to the municipality. Unless it is a private property or you have rented this particular space. In which case this should be appropriately indicated. Imagine someone shoveling the snow off of the sidewalk and then forbidding anyone who didn't "shovel their own spot" from walking on it. Better yet, next winter i'll find a nice spot in the national park by the lake, shovel the snow in area big enough to build the house and claim that land as my own.
noitall man 7 years ago
instead of the stupid letter, you should have just buried their car in snow
#62
Well That's Sh*tty
#63
A Little Less “Deck The Halls,” A Little More “Silent Night”?
Unwelcomed Guest 7 years ago
You should probably knock on their door and check they alright as you never know they may have died in December
phil blanque 7 years ago
It is just one of many Cuban research and development teams working across the U.S., testing new weapons.
#64
And Yes. I Did Collect All The Dog Poo, And Yes. I Did Empty It Right Outside Of His Front Door. Respect Shared Outdoor Spaces Yo. It's Called Being A Basic Human Being. Thy Neighbor
_WEIRD_ONE_ 7 years ago
win - you get your dogs poop picked up for you loss / lose - its all at your doorway
#65
Somebody In My Apartment Complex Posted This At Our Mailboxes
#66
This Used To Be A Pretty Doormat
Pragya Fating 7 years ago
People have stole my dirty trash can. People are ridiculous
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Rebecca Cote 7 years ago
My husband had a dog that used to go around to other peoples houses and steal their doormats and bring them home!
Linda Lewis 7 years ago
😅😅 Why would a Racoon steal a floor rug! Must be very cold where it lives. Maybe a Mom with babies? Never seen nor heard of such a thing!
#67
The Unfinished Story Of The Unhappy Door
Courtney Buras 7 years ago
Yeah, where's the door's pain from being slammed all the time?
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An Anonymous Neighbor Called Code Enforcement On A Friend Of Mine For Not Cutting His Grass. Here's His Response
Sill Marien 7 years ago
There's seriously a law that tells you your grass has to be shorter than that somewhere? SERIOUSLY?
Lisa Catacosinos 7 years ago
Just mow the stupid lawn. You want it, take care of it. Don't be those kind of people (anymore).
Analyn Lahr 7 years ago
I don't think that deserves code enforcement. Some of the county property fields where I live get longer than that before they're maintained.
#69
Bitter Man Buys The House Next Door To His Ex-Wife And Installs An Interesting Sculpture
just a thought! 7 years ago
The man gives too many f***s about his ex-wife to go to the extent to buying a house next to her ...
Alan Turns 9 7 years ago
Nice house though... Maybe he bought it and rented it cheap with the terms the statue must stay.
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Linda Lewis 7 years ago
Now we know why they're divorced. I would have a nude male statue with the teeniest weenie facing his house...and laugh everyday!
Lauren Herrmann 7 years ago
I litteraly do not care about the feelings of pople who have enough money to buy a spite house. I hope they go fuckingbankrupt buying spite houses. I hope they stay pissed forever.
Joe Sauer 7 years ago
http://www.cbc.ca/newsblogs/yourcommunity/2013/11/man-erects-middle-finger-sculpture-next-to-ex-wifes-home.html Here's the story
Starflower 7 years ago
She cheated on him and lives with new bf. Got it. Thanks!
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Crazy Dog Lady 7 years ago
He is giving her too much real estate in his brain. It's like drinking poison and expecting your enemy to suffer.
phil blanque 7 years ago
Yeah, if this is actual (and I doubt it), I think the former wife would look across at the sculpture and think: "Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty that I am free at last!"
#70
Whenever A Ball Goes Into My Neighbors Yard, He Puts Them In His Tree So No One Can Get Them Back
BREAK YOUr perceptions 7 years ago
tbf, look how many balls are there. clearly this is a very common problem that some kids don't seem to care about adjusting for.
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Alan Turns 9 7 years ago
That's a lot of balls. Instead of wasting energy putting them in the tree, he should just charge them to get their ball back. Everybody wins!
#71
Hey I Just Met You...
ArtistclyAutistic 7 years ago
*singing* before you came into my life I could park my car, i could park my car, withou the frustration!
#72
The Apartment Below Us Is Constantly Blaring The Bass, Regardless Of How Many Times Everyone In The Building Asks Them To Turn It Down. We Made These Passive-Aggressive Notes To Give To Them
#73
My Neighbor Is Clearly Not Pleased With Someone
Ashley Say Wha?!? 7 years ago
I'm sorry, cause I actually laughed out loud over this one and I don't think that was the intention of this sign :/ (I spent five minutes trying to draw the person raising their hands into the "I don't know" look using the punctuation symbols and such... how the heck do you draw that thing??)
Venomous Sloth 7 years ago
you have to get another keyboard to type the shruggie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Load More Replies... Ashiah Rainwing 7 years ago
It's obvious that this person has let the problem simmer a bit too long.
#74
To My Noisy Neighbors
Christie Wilson 7 years ago
I had a neighbor... thought that what I was hearing was a bed banging on the wall. Turns out their 2-year-old wouldn't go to sleep unless he was banging his head on something. I witnessed it and bit my cheek to keep from having to explain why I was laughing...
#75
Sign On My Neighbor's Porch
Tim Graham 7 years ago
I didn't find it passive-aggressive. More like positive reinforcement/ bribery
Courtney Buras 7 years ago
are we sure he's not trying to tell dog owners to pick up their dog poop bags?
#76
Fed Up People
Piri Wendriner 7 years ago
Shouldn't write letters, just go there when they are a loudest and ring their bell till they answer.
#77
Neighbor Love, Passive-Aggressive Style
Andrés Ardila 7 years ago
I've been in both situations... where nosy kids interrupt my rest and where MY kid interrupt other's, and frankly, it's life... some times my 1YO kid wakes up too early crying his lungs out and there's nothing I can do to avoid it, just try to calm him down as soon as possible (cause I want to go back to sleep aswell). I understand my neighbors get annoyed by this but, there are two options, move out or understand that these things happen. Once, one lady neighbor even knocked my door offering her help and asking if everything was fine with my kid, that was a nice gesture from her and, I think, one of the best ways to approach this kind of situations.
Marty BlackEagle-Carl 7 years ago
exactly, either offer to help, or deal with it.... you had a great neighbor-lady.
Load More Replies... Marty BlackEagle-Carl 7 years ago
Love it! - any parent/step parent/foster parent.. knows you cant fully control the volume of kids under 5... so you learn to deal.
Pi... 7 years ago
Bleh. Noisy children Male bad neighbors. There's no way to sugarcoat it. They do.
Sierra Hall 7 years ago
Then move the hell out. They have just as much right as you do. Bye Felicia.
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Krysta Pandoo 7 years ago
It does sound like you're not trying much with your kid. I feel for those neighbours. It's not very nice that they have to put up with your children in their own homes, they have every right to be angry with you. Instead of this ridiculous letter, an understanding and apologetic one would have been more effective. Kids can be difficult, the least you could do is apologise for them and acknowledge when they're disrupting other people instead of getting pissy and defensive.
Ashiah Rainwing 7 years ago
I admire the information imbued in the apology about the neighbors behavior.
naomi Olumbori 7 years ago
OK, children can be really loud sometimes... well a lot, I know this because I have a younger brother and my baby cousins have live with me for around 6-7 years. I know VERY well that is can be annoying. But by complaining that the the child is loud as "f**k" is a little too much. And also a bit hypocritical, kids don't have many ways of getting attention of their parent, and they need a lot of attending. You can't just complain unless you're are 110% sure you didn't do that are a kid. Please also consider how the parents are feeling having to deal with this 24/7. Well that my view.... (please excuse the grammar)
#78
My Friend Was Kept Up By Neighbours Last Night
SykesDaMan 7 years ago
https://soundcloud.com/nebber-1/untitled-wub-machine-remix And there's a link to the original in the comments!
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SykesDaMan 7 years ago
https://soundcloud.com/nebber-1/untitled-wub-machine-remix And there's a link to the original in the comments!
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Hansel Jonathan 7 years ago
http://www38.zippyshare.com/v/96624811/file.html
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A Message To My Neighbors
Monty Is Fiennes 7 years ago
Clean up the dog poo.... but don't worry about this dumped mattress here....
Alan Turns 9 7 years ago
They really care about dog poop when they have a giant mattress in their front lawn??? hmmm...Priorities people!
#80
Another Passive-Aggressive Wi-Fi Name
#81
It Appears That My Neighbors Do In Fact Give A F**k
#82
His Neighbor Didn't Like Seeing His Boat Everyday. The City Got Involved
Stille20 7 years ago
Yea, but there are often rules against such things. If the city got involved i means he was breaking an ordinance. Don't be a tool because you broke the rules.
Maria Ofar 7 years ago
in england it's illegal to vacuum after 1pm on saturdays or at all on sundays. just because it is a rule, doesn't make it sensible.
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#83
Someone Left This On My Neighbor's Car
Marty BlackEagle-Carl 7 years ago
b/w ?? not the abbr for 'between'... don't think there is one.
#84
Upstairs Neighbour Was Powerwashing The Driveway. Came Home To Discover He Kindly Powerwashed Outside Our Suite Too
Eliiiiiiiiiza 7 years ago
That’s perfect. I accidentally burned my library down when I did this last time.
#85
The Taking Tree
Eliiiiiiiiiza 7 years ago
Mark: Yes. Apparently, Satan doesn’t like peaches.
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Marty BlackEagle-Carl 7 years ago
i'd like that... but the raccoons who raid my tree cant read.
#86
(Cat) Lady Of The Night
Cat Lady 7 years ago
I love on the UK, and it's considered weirder to keep your car in than let them roam. Cats need to roam!
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Alissa Merstrand 7 years ago
Okay but for real. Not every cat is as dumb as this and they come inside every day for food rest and CUDDLES. My neighbors have never complained about my cat, everytime shes on the road and theres a car she runs for the bushes. If your cat cannot behave itself while roaming, it shouldnt be outside... But do not condemn every single cat there is to an inside life that would have them go crazy.
#87
Neighbors
BREAK YOUr perceptions 7 years ago
that is vandalism and is punishable by law. let the dogs bark.
Jodi Ellis 7 years ago
That is just wrong. What that person did was property damage. Talk with them first.
#88
So My Neighbors Decorated Their House For The Holidays
#89
Soooo. That's One Way To Talk To The Neighbors
00Sunburn00 7 years ago
I wonder what was in the yard that got the other neighbor so aggravated?
Katie Fallon 7 years ago
Who wants a confrontation if it can be avoided. Leave an anonymous note and if that doesn't work, call code enforcement.
#90
Someone Doesn't Like Their Neighbor
#91
A Letter From A Passive-Aggressive Neighbour Dropped In Every Mailbox In My Apartment Building
Heather Moss 7 years ago
There will always be complainers, no matter what time you work. My housemate had a bathroom renovated, and the neighbor called police on us for work being done between noon and 5PM. But we had a permit, so she was out of luck. She won't even look at us when she sees us outside, and the construction took place a year ago. We even tried to give her a gift basket to apologize for her inconvenience, and she put it back in our vestibule, all broken in pieces. She's just a miserable person, I guess. (Or possibly mentally ill, in which case, I am sorry for her.) But don't live in a city, especially in a townhouse or apartment, if you need total silence 24/7.
Marty BlackEagle-Carl 7 years ago
this guys an idiot... weekends are when working people do the work around their house, yard work, etc... the courteous thing to do though is wait till either 9a or 10am... and since they sent out a letter before hand, they should of listed their start times to prepare people. i hate Saturday morning lawn mowers myself. but i only b***h if they're before 9am.
Clowton 7 years ago
Exactly. Does he expect the work to happen after 19:00 on a weekday? It has to be done on a Saturday, but (personally) 09:00 seems fair and 10:00 seems conscientious.
Load More Replies... Katie Fallon 7 years ago
Saturday at 8am is a pretty traditional time to start that kind of work. People need to get s**t done on Saturdays.
The Famous Junkie 7 years ago
Ummm... they informed you it would happen. It’s not going to disrupt you for too long.. deal with it. I had neighbours doing this for 3-4 years prompting me to sell my flat. One bed flat was rented to a whole family. Monday - Friday when I was up at 7am... no noise. Every Saturday and Sunday there was thumping in the bedroom above mine from 7am. For 3-4 years. That’s c**p. Not a couple of weekends.
#92
You’re Saying You Have More Than An Eighth-Grade Education?
Marty BlackEagle-Carl 7 years ago
i wonder how long it was there before the note... thew blanket doesn't look like it's been there more than a day.
Heather Moss 7 years ago
I never knew Canadians were capable of writing such strongly-worded messages.
#93
Tomato Thief
#94
My Neighbor Owed Me $288.66 For My Vet Bills After His Great Dane Attacked My Golden. This Is How He Paid Me, One Day Before I Was Going To Take Him To Small Claims Court
Anouk 7 years ago
The idea is funny but the reason he owed the money isn't so this was a douche move from an obvious a*****e.
BREAK YOUr perceptions 7 years ago
agreed, and great danes are not a typically hostile breed, in fact they are usually big babies and just want to cuddle and play. so the kind of up bringing this poor animal must of had to attack another dog....i can only wonder.
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Ryan Stevenson 7 years ago
It's illegal in the UK to do this. Not sure about elsewhere though.
Fluffy I am. obey me. or else. 7 years ago
His dog attacked your beautiful, gentle golden!? RAAAAAAAAAA ugh I'm sorry if you're attached to Great Danes but I have a bad history with them and I will hate this one forever.
Stannous Flouride 7 years ago
Nowadays with Coin Star and similar coin counting machines in banks and supermarkets this is much less of a hassle and if you're short-changed (the kind of thing an enema-nozzle like this would pull) you have evidence.
Emily Hooker 7 years ago
....and I can't type today....Lol. I was curious so I looked it up. There is no Federal law that requires an individual or business to accept any specific form of legal tender, be it pennies or $100 bills. So technically, this person could absolutely have legally refused to accept a wheelbarrow full of pennies as payment. Hey, I learned something today! 😉
Full Name 7 years ago
If this person's jurisdiction is different, I'd pack it all up and next time I saw the neighbour I'd smile and say it was awesome to get that because *make up reason*. Be genuine about it. The best revenge is giving the impression their "revenge" as a bonus for you.
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My Friends Dad Got Sick Of His Neighbors Not Cleaning Up Their Dog Poop
#96
Classy Response
Samantha Beckett 7 years ago
You can also pay and read it online and stop having it delivered.
#97
I Think My Neighbor Wins 2014's Passive Agressive Award
#98
Passive Aggression Level: Angry Neighbor, Or, What Happens When You Ignore Your Downstairs Neighbors Request To Pick Up Cigarette Butts That He Says Are Yours
#99
Neighbors Got Into A Fight. F Your Driveway, It's My Property
Kerri Russ 7 years ago
I hope he didn't have an easement over that portion of the driveway... if so, his neighbor has a case against him.
Here to Troll 7 years ago
Thank you for point out what is obvious in your hypothetical scenario.
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Just Moved Into A New Place - I Love My New Neighbour
Christie Wilson 7 years ago
Um... this isn't the American system. Took me quite a minute to figure out what they were even talking about. Sounded at first like you oout trash in an empty trash can, put the trash in bags purchased at the store, and then the bin man took it. We put our trash bags in the dumpsters.
Courtney Buras 7 years ago
They aren't American, they're from the UK. We don't call it 'rubbish' or 'bins' but 'garbage' and 'cans.' However, that is how it works here also.
Load More Replies... Wyndmere 7 years ago
Too many foreign words for a 9 year old? -- bin = trash can, rubbish = trash/ waste, bin store = dumpster
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#101
Well, That's Passive Aggressive!
Lilli Burnham 7 years ago
Screenshotted this so I could remember your quote forever. XD
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#103
Point (Not) Taken
#104
So Close, And Yet…
bern Habubbi 7 years ago
It's do the bin doesn't stink of dog s**t. People do this all the time it's really annoying
Load More Replies... Rebecca Cote 7 years ago
Ha! That's like my husband leaving dirty clothes next to the laundry basket!
MBZ MetalsmithArtist 7 years ago
Must be a teenager...or at least they went to the same school as my teenage son (who consistently leaves his dirty clothing around the hamper...)
#105
Good-Time Neighbours
Anthony Talak 7 years ago
No one will likely see this comment but... I once had a neighbor that did something like this and I put my speakers in the window facing their house (I have massive JBLs - much bigger than their 'boom box') and played music for a good 2 hours very loudly. They never did it again and profusely apologized. :D
#106
Someone Is Unhappy With Their Neighbour
#107
Please Take Me At My Word That I’ve Been Working Out Lately
#108
My Neighbor Peels Out Daily, So I Wrote Him A Nice Poem
#109
My Neighbors
#110
Looks Like My Neighbours Are Getting A Bit Sick Of The Bin Chute Being Blocked. This Note Was Left In Our Lift
Stannous Flouride 7 years ago
No one can top the Brits for sexual euphemisms especially when used as insults: https://www.anglotopia.net/site-news/featured/brit-slang-british-slang-bedroom-big-list-71-british-english-words-related-sex/ I watch a LOT of UK panel shows and between 9pm & 5:30 am (known as the Watershed) they can use almost any words they want except for the C-word. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watershed_(broadcasting)#United_Kingdom
#111
Thanks In Advance, Random Neighbor
#112
This Was Found Outside My Neighbors Door
Stephanie Freeman 7 years ago
You wouldn't say this if the bill was in your name. I rent a room in a 3 bdrm house, all-inclusive. 3 months of the electric bill alone was $1600. The landlords lived here for 9 yrs and NEVER paid more than $150/mo. But my (ex) roommates couldn't have cared less, since it wasn't in their name. They didn't even TRY to be decent about it. That (among many other reasons) is why they are ex roommates now, and they new lease will specify a dollar amount limit.
Load More Replies... Christie Wilson 7 years ago
Nice try, unless it's in the lease. I had to keep a window cracked due to the homeowner's cooking and other smells. Also, as I was not allowed to touch the thermostat, and my room was above the kitchen, it was often sweltering. Sometimes, Windows have to be opened in the winter... just playing devils advocate since we do not have the full story.
#113
A Friend Got A Tad Tired Of The Neighbor Parking In His Spot. Note With Diagram
#114
Clap Your Hands Say Nah
Alissa Merstrand 7 years ago
He might be doing something else... something, that rhymes with clapping.
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The Passive-Aggressiveness Is Real In My New Apartment Complex
#116
I Have An Electronic Drum-Kit In My Apartment. I Think One Of My Neighbours May Know
mewmew34 7 years ago
Drums in an apartment is a d**k move. My upstairs neighbors at my old apartment got a drum kit for Christmas a couple years or so back. As of the last time I had to sleep in that apartment, they STILL haven't learned how to play it well. Just lots of random banging sounds at the worst possible times of the day. I feel bad for whoever ends up in my old apartment.
Schad Dalton 7 years ago
As a drummer living in a city (and who can't afford an electronic kit, both monetarily and in terms of available space), my recommendation is to get yourself a small acoustic kit. Show them that you are already being VERY considerate and that things could be FAR worse haha.
#117
My Passive Aggressive Message To My Neighbor
Tim Douglass 7 years ago
It's possible to have more than on wi-fi network on many routers. I currently have 3 on mine with different names and privileges, one for me, one for my kids gaming, and one that only access the internet and not the house network for guests.
Load More Replies... Katie Fallon 7 years ago
I've done this. My network used to be called "ShutYourLoudAFKidsUp" and then "TurnDownYourGDMusic" but now it's just Lady Curmudgeon.
#118
After Being Subjected To Ridiculously Loud Sex Noises Morning, Noon, And Night For The Last Two Weeks, I Left This Friendly Reminder On My Upstairs Neighbor's Car Today
#119
In Order Of Increasing Importance
#120
Before You Came Into My Life I Used To Sleep In. I Used To Sleep In
#121
Neighbors Are Tired Of Your Dog's Shit
#122
Things That Go Bump In The Night
#123
Won’t Someone Think Of The Children?
Christine K 7 years ago
If you were so "well read", you should have the basic decency of not taking what isn't yours.
Stef Bollen 7 years ago
The "well read" is what makes it passive aggresive. :) Although I am on you side and he shouldn't steal.
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CultOfBambi 7 years ago
Not well read enough to realise that 'children' is plural so should be 'there are children' not 'there's (there is) children'.
TwiceRice23 7 years ago
Ahhhh this person (the one who steals the newspaper) makes me sooo mad!
#124
Biggest C***s Award Goes To
#125
A Friend Of Mine Just Posted This On Facebook. Apparently Her Neighbors Don't Like Her Very Much
Kay Pahlad 7 years ago
The second note seems very mean spirited, Anna rather sweetly and nicely invited. She would also have turned down the music had they asked. So there was no reason to be a jack a*s.
TwiceRice23 7 years ago
No, evidently she has parties a lot. I would be super glad she finally moved out too.
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#127
The Neighbourhood Reacts To Idiot's Poop Bag
Master Markus 7 years ago
Why did you put quotation marks around "why"? You weren't quoting anyone, THOSE AREN'T FOR EMPHASIS!
serena 7 years ago
Yeah I've never seen someone misspell "anyone." That takes true stupidity.
Load More Replies... Eliiiiiiiiiza 7 years ago
I wonder what this person did with the extra time from writing “@“ instead of “at”.
Sharon Vaughn 7 years ago
The bag of feces was probably placed there by someone tired of the stuff being left on the ground where others might step in it or mowers could send it flying. Just a subtle reminder for the dog owner to pick up after their dog.
#128
City Living Perk #236 - Watching Your Neighbors Passive-Aggresively Communicate Via Wifi Network Names
#129
The Not-So-Laid-Back Part Of Portland
Greg T 7 years ago
4 Tickets? Not sure what a face to face meeting would do here, looks like someone needs to learn how to park
BusLady 7 years ago
In which case, the neighbor is justfied in reporting it. What is Terri thinking?
Load More Replies... Sharon Vaughn 7 years ago
I would have thought after the first ticket Terri would get the message to park right.
#130
Passive Aggressive Neighbor
webbkitten 7 years ago
because the shared stairs most likely means this is a shared property (duplex or townhouses), and he is "contacted by his lease to shovel the property" not just his side of the property
Load More Replies... noitall man 7 years ago
Your name is Charm City Barfly... I would have scraped my side and piled it on yours
Christie Wilson 7 years ago
It looks like the person on the right just shoveled after the person on the left... but funny how the top stair is shoveled more on the left than the right...
weatherwitch 7 years ago
Quite frankly the uncleared side is actually safer to walk than the cleared side is ☺
#131
Butterfly Is A Nice Touch
Clowton 7 years ago
Maybe the pen slipped. Hopefully the pen slipped. I'm telling myself the pen slipped.
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Laura Lawson 7 years ago
I'm not certain about what exactly 'you'r neighbors' are complaining about. Are the new neighbours not putting the full cans out? Are the leaving the empty ones at the street? Why they think it is their business at all? Or do they just want to let their new neighbour that they are complete & utter douche canoes? (I'm bringing that term back, baby!)
#133
Now You’re Just Bringing It On Yourself, Don’t You Think?
#134
This Ain’t Tweeter Or Bookface!
#135
Please Clean All Your Feathers
_WEIRD_ONE_ 7 years ago
argh!! sorry to all ocd people, (including me ) but the grammar!!>!>>>>???? >>>>>>They NOT acceptable... arghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
#136
Visual Aids Always Help
00Sunburn00 7 years ago
Do you keep your shoes on, and are recommended to use slippers instead? I would have thought socks were more quiet and more indoor friendly...?
For those moments when neighborly disagreements reach a tipping point, there's a clever alternative to dealing with cumbersome situations.
Just as with leaf collection and creative compliance, humor can often serve as a tool for peaceful resolution in these strained dynamics.
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Hamsini darshan 7 years ago
My neighbors always bang the wall even small sounds occurs. I have two toddlers. Just imagine the banging. Watched a movie last Friday. She called cops. Finally fedup with her we decided to move. Meet with our landlord to give notice. Long story to short , my neighbors are moving now.
Halfey Halphstein 7 years ago
There seem to be 2 types of a-hole neighbors. The first is those who are inconsiderate of their surrounding like making excessively loud noise or letting their dogs s**t everywhere. Another one is those who unreasonably expect the next door toddlers to be as quiet as a ninja cat 24/7.
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Halfey Halphstein 7 years ago
I don't understand some of those 'neighbors' who were served those 'neighborly' notes and can still say "I wish they could knock my door and talked to me directly". If you're being an inconsiderate prick how do you expect other people to come and talk to you about it? I'm not sure how it is in the US (or UK) but in my country most people would just serve those notes because talking to those inconsiderate neighbors carries a risk of being confronted and being told "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!".
Angela Schiller-Jones 7 years ago
Yeah, that's pretty much how it goes in the US. They're just as rude in person. Sometimes the unruly neighbors use physical violence. Notes are better, not as unpredictable.
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Janine Randall 7 years ago
I swear one of my neighbors was dismembering a body the other morning at 6:24. Loud sawing, the shower/tub being turned on and off, lots of banging. No screaming so either the poor person was already dead or they gagged them. No large black trash bags in the garbage. They must have moved the body.
Sivi 7 years ago
Only bad neighbors I can think of is the couple that thought it was a grand idea to have sex in the garden, which have no bushes or fence to hide them, in the freaking open among houses with children during summerbreak and only a thin blanket for cover. I saw this while hangin out some carpets. I whistle as loud as I could and ducked down. I can hear the scramble and then I hear a woman screaming. Another neighbor had walked by and seen the couples in all their glory. I was laughing so hard I couldn't breath in my parents bedroom. They moved away a week later.
Hamsini darshan 7 years ago
My neighbors always bang the wall even small sounds occurs. I have two toddlers. Just imagine the banging. Watched a movie last Friday. She called cops. Finally fedup with her we decided to move. Meet with our landlord to give notice. Long story to short , my neighbors are moving now.
Halfey Halphstein 7 years ago
There seem to be 2 types of a-hole neighbors. The first is those who are inconsiderate of their surrounding like making excessively loud noise or letting their dogs s**t everywhere. Another one is those who unreasonably expect the next door toddlers to be as quiet as a ninja cat 24/7.
Load More Replies... Halfey Halphstein 7 years ago
I don't understand some of those 'neighbors' who were served those 'neighborly' notes and can still say "I wish they could knock my door and talked to me directly". If you're being an inconsiderate prick how do you expect other people to come and talk to you about it? I'm not sure how it is in the US (or UK) but in my country most people would just serve those notes because talking to those inconsiderate neighbors carries a risk of being confronted and being told "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!".
Angela Schiller-Jones 7 years ago
Yeah, that's pretty much how it goes in the US. They're just as rude in person. Sometimes the unruly neighbors use physical violence. Notes are better, not as unpredictable.
Load More Replies... Janine Randall 7 years ago
I swear one of my neighbors was dismembering a body the other morning at 6:24. Loud sawing, the shower/tub being turned on and off, lots of banging. No screaming so either the poor person was already dead or they gagged them. No large black trash bags in the garbage. They must have moved the body.
Sivi 7 years ago
Only bad neighbors I can think of is the couple that thought it was a grand idea to have sex in the garden, which have no bushes or fence to hide them, in the freaking open among houses with children during summerbreak and only a thin blanket for cover. I saw this while hangin out some carpets. I whistle as loud as I could and ducked down. I can hear the scramble and then I hear a woman screaming. Another neighbor had walked by and seen the couples in all their glory. I was laughing so hard I couldn't breath in my parents bedroom. They moved away a week later.
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