These are funny but not always true. I 'kind regards' all the time and I always mean kind regards.

I ain't got time for any of that. (Which kinda explains why I failed my Diplomacy course - thankfully I made high enough marks in both Espionage and Combat Tactics to make up for it.)

This is my life in emails. I am sad...

Just picked up a few new ones

Instead, sometimes you simply want to be polite with no irony.

If these are framed as a joke they fail completely. They neither framed as humor nor are they funny. It's like writing why every human being who has ever said thankyou is being insincere.

id be like ooookkk if you say so

I'm missing " What part of NO in my last email was unclear? "

OML I use just about all of these! Sometimes as a cloaked message but oftentimes at face value...

My favorite one to use is "I think there's some confusion here" AKA you stupid MF read the actual email, it tells you everything you just asked me about.

I'm french, i don't get the half of it! ????HELP Pressure is an another level ,i think that i didn't get the half of it. We are blocking ways. If this was in USA, a lot of people will die. I'm not blocking, i'm going by buses (yes it turn !) But there are a lot of anger/fear to trump . Since the "rocket man" situation, unless the pussy grabbing one, the "IM THE KING OF THE UNIVERSE I WILL CREATE A "SPACE FORCE". Yes sure, in case aliens came and we will not prepared, sure. He his more than dangerous than a bushes, it is. Like a kid who know nothing ang get a red button for christmas. BUT I ASKED MORE TOYS!!!!!!!! (red button) POUCH

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