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The world is divided into two types of people: those who can park a car properly, and those who like to be hated for asshole parking habits. Fortunately, the latter category is the smaller of the two groups, but there's still enough of these rude people around to piss off the considerate majority. As you can see from this list compiled by Bored Panda, however, people have found a variety of funny, creative, and passive-aggressive ways to enact their revenge on these thoughtless people.
We applaud these common sense warriors for not giving into some form of road rage and smashing the violators' windshields or keying sides of their cars. In many instances, their funny notes even saved the asshole parkers from parking tickets, so hopefully, they'll park with more consideration next time.
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Kylie Dowers 2 years ago
Stayed the obvious... everyone could work it out for themselves
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.gas. 9 years ago
Ha! Reminds me of the time I saw a compact car blocked in at a loading dock. It was clearly marked! Hope he learned a lesson.
over opinionated 9 years ago
Reminds me of the people I see (frequently sadly) use the straight through lanes of my bus terminal as either a pick up spot for friends or somewhere to turn around...
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Liz Sowinski (suckitchumps) 9 years ago
They must keep several of these flyers in their glove box, just in case... I should start too!
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Missy Finley 9 years ago
They should have used a chain so the a*****e couldn't just cut it off...
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over opinionated 9 years ago
I've never seen a more hilarious waste of post-it notes I hope he learned his lesson.
Lyone Fein 9 years ago
These are the worst people. Why do they think these handicapped spaces exist?
Renan Rocha 9 years ago
Uhul, this happen in Brazil, Maringá... The a*****e still want to say bad names even knowin he's wrong
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Rashael N 9 years ago
4 spots!?! Good grief. Yea, they really must think the world revolves around them. I hope they learned at least somewhat of a lesson /:
Missy Finley 9 years ago
People like that NEVER learn their lesson. They think they are entitled to do whatever they want
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Mary Riley 9 years ago
I've seen something similar to this. They think they own everything with their big trucks...
Julie Jablonowski 9 years ago
Excellent maneuver! But their kids have got to be ticked off on the use of all their chalk!
Katie Bear 9 years ago
Except for the fact the plate says texes on it, I would have sworn this was from Medicine Hat. There are alot of a*holes with penis-extension trucks (with truck balls) that do this ALL the time.
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Yvonne Bernal 9 years ago
I've seen a few who I hope don't "F**k like they drive" either.... they're ALL OVER the place! lol
Leah Tafolla 9 years ago
I'm withdrawing from opioids and I'm in a bad mood and this made me laugh so thank you
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Yvonne Bernal 9 years ago
I thought it was illegal to block a sidewalk with your vehicle... whether you live there or not. Maybe a $250 ticket would have cured this nerd.
Ildiko Wildeman-van Lunteren 9 years ago
I'd slide across the car with a skateboard... That should end it.
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Mirte Koopman 9 years ago
Nice! But what if the car behind this one was parked asocial? And that this guy had no other option than park this way? I'm always a bit cautious with this kind of things...
Maggie Dougherty 9 years ago
Too bad it's easily removed with a knife, but I hope they get the a*****e message!!! D**k!!
over opinionated 9 years ago
The rolls are on the antenna lol and only needed two... Impressive amount on two rolls
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Maggie Dougherty 9 years ago
What a fn a*****e. Good chalk drawing!! It pushes all the anger button, D******D!!!
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Flora Polvado 9 years ago
That almost makes it worse. How hard is it to properly park in an empty lot?
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Ildiko Wildeman-van Lunteren 9 years ago
Maybe he was there earlier? Should've been a good example then how one should park his car.
Load More Replies... Maggie Dougherty 9 years ago
I absolutely love this comeback!! How do you like us now, a*****e???
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Maggie Dougherty 9 years ago
This card, is the ultimate comeback to the a******s!!!! Did you make a gross of them?? There are so many a*****e out there, who don't know how to park!!,
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Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, your parking sucks, just like you!
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Dusk Ealain 9 years ago
"Roses are red, violets are blue. You f*****g suck at parking dude." See, easy fix. Took no effort at all to make it rhyme.
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Maggie Dougherty 9 years ago
This a*****e should have his license taken away! Look at the shape of his car now. He's had a few accidents already, and he still doesn't know how to park!! Get a brain!! Sheesh!!
over opinionated 9 years ago
I wonder if he actually did or if he just wrote it. The thought would be enough I think.
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Amanda Panda 9 years ago
As someone who left work to find her car had been slammed into, and the person drove off. I'm glad people like this guy exist. Wish someone had done that for me
Cassie 9 years ago
IKR. Somebody sideswiped my van in a parking lot so badly that they took off the antenna mount and scraped from the front, across the mirror, and all the way across the passenger door. The sad thing is, I have mirrors that pop down when bumped and it was out when I got into my vehicle, so somebody had to have popped it back into place after they scraped it. Some people are just complete jerks. I once knocked over a mailbox unintentionally and the lady cried when I came to pay for it. She said her box gets damaged pretty regularly, but I was the first person to ever come pay for it. That's just sad.
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Herbert Nenenger 9 years ago
thought the same - only explanation is - these people wanted to get their photo on the site for likes and didn't completely think it through.
Load More Replies... Monkey D. Luffy 9 years ago
I'm assuming the person who made the note followed the perp to wherever they went to? That's dedication. I hope someone does that for me.
Neve von C 9 years ago
so, if he left, how come he got a note? the guy who is Holding a Note is the one who wrote it. i can't think of someone being cought Doing something bad and then taking a photo of "being cought". Hmm. maybe i am just "too European"?
Maggie Dougherty 9 years ago
This note is spot on!! I hope he or she, is back when the police come ! I'd like to see what the ticket said! What a brain dead person, to think that no one saw this hit and run!! A*****e!!!
Colleen McArdelle 9 years ago
I don't understand where they put the note...if the person left, there was no car to put the note on.
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over opinionated 9 years ago
I really really hate smart cars... someone around my town was smart car tipping (cow tipping with smart cars) there my hero (yes the ruined cars expenses paid to fix still hilarious)
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Douglas Goldbach 9 years ago
I guess that guy is really mad, because barelly could understand what is written.
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Ildiko Wildeman-van Lunteren 9 years ago
This is probably not the first time and the maker of the paper is finally sick of it?
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over opinionated 9 years ago
I hope they can lock the wheels on the dumpsters. Anything to make it harder to get out.
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Flora Polvado 9 years ago
Major, fantastic overkill. I hope there were 1000s of ping pong balls in the seats. Bwahahahaha!
Long Joan Silver 9 years ago
How on earth did they get all those balloons in there? They must've left their window/windows open. By the way, this is a fantastic idea, if you have the time to do this! Very creative, but also time consuming both for the angry person and for the driver :D
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Donna Peterson 9 years ago
I had this card for years and would use it! Especially at Disneyland!
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Joval Mangalan 7 years ago
BWA= evil laugh , he/she clearly did this on purpose
Load More Replies... Monkey D. Luffy 9 years ago
I wonder if they were carrying around chalk or if they had to go buy some?
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Julie Jablonowski 9 years ago
Rather polite overall considering the tool was doing this for a month.
over opinionated 9 years ago
How he's not gotten a parking ticket in a month of doing this is impressive.
over opinionated 9 years ago
How he's not gotten a parking ticket in a month of doing this is impressive.
Ildiko Wildeman-van Lunteren 9 years ago
Can anyone read what's written with pen? I'm so curious what it says.
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Julie Jablonowski 9 years ago
Wow, that's a lot of time and effort - right up there with the plastic wrapped car - or did this take longer?
Flora Polvado 9 years ago
O.k. I'm gaining a new appreciation for overkill. Especially when it's done right!
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Marcena Cashman 9 years ago
Game of Thrones reference. When the Lannisters send their regards you usually end up dead.
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Carol Taylor 9 years ago
can anybody make out the note on the windscreen..?? l can only read part of it...even after blowing up this pic to full screen..
Ryanne T 9 years ago
"We are happy to (can't make out the word) our friends and neighbors with the use of our lot. Please ask us in advance. Thanks."
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over opinionated 9 years ago
Plot twist the guys deathly allergic to peanuts and accidentally kills him
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Éireann Simpson 3 years ago
I like this one the most because the rude driver knows it's a woman......hear me roar!
over opinionated 9 years ago
Jag off... It's Jack off... If I'm to insult someone I try my best to use the proper lingo
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Hans 9 years ago
Some of these are really creative, some are just right, yet others reveal that the writters actually have a little agression problem. And some are just over the top...property damage as a reaction to bad parking will not change the bad parkers' behaviour, to say the least.
Yvonne Bernal 9 years ago
Hey Hans - Send me a FB friend request! You can find my link on my Profile page here at Bored Panda!
Load More Replies... Amanda Panda 9 years ago
My cousin left a note on someone's car who parked so close his side mirror was nearly touching hers and because she was parked next to a pillar she had to get in (with her toddler) through their back hatch. She left a note on the person's car, and taped it up with maxi pads! lol
Maggie Dougherty 9 years ago
I would of loved to see that person's face specially if it was a man!! What a grade A idiot!! I can only imagine your anger!! Good on you girl!!
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Ann Abdelzaher 9 years ago
I remember when my son was an infant coming out of the mall and some asshat had parked like 3 inches from my drivers door. I had to climb over the passenger side to put my son's infant seat in the car, climb back out then climb over the center console in the front to get into my seat. Backed out and left a very profanity filled note on the guys windshield... he had nearly 4 feet between his driver's door and the car next to him.
Hans 9 years ago
Some of these are really creative, some are just right, yet others reveal that the writters actually have a little agression problem. And some are just over the top...property damage as a reaction to bad parking will not change the bad parkers' behaviour, to say the least.
Yvonne Bernal 9 years ago
Hey Hans - Send me a FB friend request! You can find my link on my Profile page here at Bored Panda!
Load More Replies... Amanda Panda 9 years ago
My cousin left a note on someone's car who parked so close his side mirror was nearly touching hers and because she was parked next to a pillar she had to get in (with her toddler) through their back hatch. She left a note on the person's car, and taped it up with maxi pads! lol
Maggie Dougherty 9 years ago
I would of loved to see that person's face specially if it was a man!! What a grade A idiot!! I can only imagine your anger!! Good on you girl!!
Load More Replies... Ann Abdelzaher 9 years ago
I remember when my son was an infant coming out of the mall and some asshat had parked like 3 inches from my drivers door. I had to climb over the passenger side to put my son's infant seat in the car, climb back out then climb over the center console in the front to get into my seat. Backed out and left a very profanity filled note on the guys windshield... he had nearly 4 feet between his driver's door and the car next to him.
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