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Anonymous Hero Fights Asshole Drivers With This Parking Note

Someone just came up with the most brilliant passive-aggressive way to deal with people who can’t park! The vigilante hasn’t been identified, but we tracked down his friend who wrote this: “My friend made this and keeps a few copies in his glove box. When he comes across an asshat parking job, he leaves it under their windshield wiper.”

In one case, the image was jokingly placed under a racer’s windshield wiper at the Black River Stages rally event in upstate New York. Unfortunately, they later flipped over during a turn in the race route, though both of the team members on board were OK.

More info: buildraceparty.com

Someone came up with a brilliant, passive-aggressive way to teach bad drivers how to park:

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Image credits: mattythedog

First, identify the bad driver

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Image credits: buildraceparty.com

Then, serve up some passive-aggressive justice!

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Image credits: buildraceparty.com

Strange coincidence: a race car that got this treatment as a joke later flipped!

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Image credits: Burnt_Couch

Here’s a printable version for you to use:

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MaciejMelcher 9 years ago

In Poland we have 'Penalty D***s'. It's a sticker with a big d*** on it and a text saying 'You received this Penalty D*** for parking like one'. Yeah, we really hate people who don't know how to park their cars...

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MegiMegii 9 years ago

lool i need to get these stickers here

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YvonneBernal 9 years ago

How about . . . "You spent enough on the nice car, why not spend a few more on some parking lessons?"

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HeidiFancher 9 years ago

Love it! Got to make a bunch of copies ready to place on windshields!

8points

PeterSchenckJr. 9 years ago

Cute but hum... Is there really any difference between the person writing the flyer and the person rudely parking the car? I wonder if there is anything that could be said on a flyer that could actually help the situation. Perhaps "I'm sure you were in a hurry and didn't notice but next time could you kindly park in between the lines, thanks in advance."

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Susannah Barrinson 6 years ago

There is no such thing as brilliant or acceptable passive aggressive anything. The note is funny as hell, but passive aggressive people are f*****g cowardly a******s and a whole other cartoon needs to be created for all of them.

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Tandice Ghajar Strausbaugh 6 years ago

This truly is passive-aggressive. It was left on my car today. Haven't you ever just been in a hurry or had nothing left in you after the commute to re-park? Did it really hurt anyone? Did the person just carry these around in their bag in the hope of using them, or more desperate yet, did they return to their office to print it and make a special trip to my car to leave it there? One has to wonder. Is it that bad???

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Tandice Ghajar Strausbaugh 6 years ago

And P.S. in my defense, both the car and the parking garage are new to me, and I'm still getting a feel for them both.

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MagsDenizkizi 8 years ago

Even after driving for 12 years I suck at parking but I love coloring with my kids and turtles are my favorite animal. I do try to park right but I suck at it with my new bigger car I got when I had my baby. I'd be pissed if someone wrote on my car with lipstick or something but I could take this joke

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PastelUnicorn 9 years ago

Now I can't wait to find people who can't park lol

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MaríaSabelli 9 years ago

In my conuntry we´d need too many kinds of notes about different cases... !

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JuliaBonfim 9 years ago

I actually had this problem today and wished that i had a copy of this very appropriate paper!!!

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PeterLedoux 9 years ago

Love it. Pisses me off when a person takes up 2 spaces. But have to let it go

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KathleenKennedy 9 years ago

stupid

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geoffschneider 9 years ago

If you can't park it, don't drive it.

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JustinRoss 9 years ago

I like it. Though I'd first want to change turtle to tortoise.

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HazelWaring 9 years ago

My 3 year old struggles to name animals too. Here's a drawing of a tortoise to show you what a tortoise looks like.

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SusieKang 9 years ago

HILARIOUS!!!!!! If it can be translated into Korean, I will personally fly to South Korea and pass them out!!! E.V.E.R.Y. S.I.N.G.L.E. D.R.I.V.E.R. deserves one...and I'll throw in the crayons too!!

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SylwiaMuzyka 9 years ago

briliant :D

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thcollegestudent 9 years ago

You mean passive aggressive "hero" has axe to grind? Ok I can take a joke about the signs...but making light of what clearly could have been a fatal accident? Come on boredpanda team.

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Rism 9 years ago

Strangely, it satisfies my thirst for justice

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Lorien 9 years ago

Yellow car!! And those idiots annoy me

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NateRaw 9 years ago

Awesome

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SandraLlewelyn 9 years ago

I love it

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ChantalJ 9 years ago

Eh. People park like that so they don't come out to door dings, scrapes, and dents on their cars.

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GlynisLailann 9 years ago

I always keep an old lipstick in my car for idiot parkers. If you try to wipe the lipstick off, you make an even bigger mess. On white cars, the stain lipstick leaves takes a while to get off.

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MaciejMelcher 9 years ago

30points

MegiMegii 9 years ago

lool i need to get these stickers here

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YvonneBernal 9 years ago

How about . . . "You spent enough on the nice car, why not spend a few more on some parking lessons?"

24points

HeidiFancher 9 years ago

Love it! Got to make a bunch of copies ready to place on windshields!

8points

PeterSchenckJr. 9 years ago

2points

Susannah Barrinson 6 years ago

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Tandice Ghajar Strausbaugh 6 years ago

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Tandice Ghajar Strausbaugh 6 years ago

And P.S. in my defense, both the car and the parking garage are new to me, and I'm still getting a feel for them both.

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MagsDenizkizi 8 years ago

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PastelUnicorn 9 years ago

Now I can't wait to find people who can't park lol

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MaríaSabelli 9 years ago

In my conuntry we´d need too many kinds of notes about different cases... !

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JuliaBonfim 9 years ago

I actually had this problem today and wished that i had a copy of this very appropriate paper!!!

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PeterLedoux 9 years ago

Love it. Pisses me off when a person takes up 2 spaces. But have to let it go

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KathleenKennedy 9 years ago

stupid

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geoffschneider 9 years ago

If you can't park it, don't drive it.

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JustinRoss 9 years ago

I like it. Though I'd first want to change turtle to tortoise.

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HazelWaring 9 years ago

My 3 year old struggles to name animals too. Here's a drawing of a tortoise to show you what a tortoise looks like.

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SusieKang 9 years ago

HILARIOUS!!!!!! If it can be translated into Korean, I will personally fly to South Korea and pass them out!!! E.V.E.R.Y. S.I.N.G.L.E. D.R.I.V.E.R. deserves one...and I'll throw in the crayons too!!

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SylwiaMuzyka 9 years ago

briliant :D

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thcollegestudent 9 years ago

You mean passive aggressive "hero" has axe to grind? Ok I can take a joke about the signs...but making light of what clearly could have been a fatal accident? Come on boredpanda team.

0points

Rism 9 years ago

Strangely, it satisfies my thirst for justice

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Lorien 9 years ago

Yellow car!! And those idiots annoy me

0points

NateRaw 9 years ago

Awesome

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SandraLlewelyn 9 years ago

I love it

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ChantalJ 9 years ago

Eh. People park like that so they don't come out to door dings, scrapes, and dents on their cars.

-1point

GlynisLailann 9 years ago

I always keep an old lipstick in my car for idiot parkers. If you try to wipe the lipstick off, you make an even bigger mess. On white cars, the stain lipstick leaves takes a while to get off.

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Anonymous Hero Fights Asshole Drivers With This Parking Note

Someone came up with a brilliant, passive-aggressive way to teach bad drivers how to park:

First, identify the bad driver

Then, serve up some passive-aggressive justice!

Strange coincidence: a race car that got this treatment as a joke later flipped!

Here’s a printable version for you to use:

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