It is challenge to grow smarter than your background allows you.

When your three year old is smarter than you. You probably should have somebody cutting up your food for you.

Ha! This is funny

Poor kid!

I asked my adult friends what they want for Christmas. They didn't say cake, they said donut, I cried.

Busted.

And then I woke up.

I want to know how "old" is 2 and 3 years old now coz my maths ain't mathing...

At age 9? In 2021? This is 100% something a kid that age could plausibly say. I get a feeling that the people who object to these don't interact with many children.

Ya know, most people who grow up around people like this end up being hardcore atheists and agnostics

TWO? Do people genuinely expect others to believe posts like these or is it some sort of satire I'm not in the loop with?

Tom Sawyer whitewashing the fence.

Oh for f**k's sake

My three-year-old niece said "Ah yes, wonderful news. Thank you for telling me, fine lad. Please, have twenty dollars"

Who remembers when people were embarrassed being caught in a lie?

If you can have make-believe friends, you can have make-believe children too.

This is easy enough to believe for me, then again there was no specified age

Well, to be fair, this is actually pretty true. My daughter is not allowed to show any part of her stomach or shoulders at school, but I am allowed to own any number of assault weapons.

well... that took a turn. Think he's upset about something?

Absolutely unbelievable.

I suspect this is a joke.

Now this one could be true lmaoooo TikTok brought down his entire Tulsa rally.

That is not that uncommon. Two to three languages happens regularly in immigrant families. I grew up with three. Ten languages on the other hand seems pretty hard.

You spelled “Chicken Nuggets” wrong.

Look at those absolutely sick Trump trash women. They are an embarrassment to our country. Raising monsters.

This is the first post that I think might have actually happened.

don't get me wrong, i don't think this happened

Meh sounds like something I might have said I can bring myself to believe this at a stretch

What is wrong with these people?

I understand this. It's in the language of a child, but the gist is if you teach in subjects without showing how those subjects are connected, you miss an important learning opportunity. Science contains maths. Geography contains science. History contains social studies (and vice versa). And some of this crossover starts in primary school. I'm not sure I get what he means about music, but the rest of it makes sense. And is absolutely what an 8 year old can worry about.

Believable. Small children are parrots, if they've heard something, especially opinions heavily foisted on them, they'll reproduce on demand. Many antivax parents are scared their child will be secretly vaccinated at every doctor's appointment, so they teach them what they want them to say in this fictional scenario. Sad.

I’ll take “Things That Never Happened” for $400, Alex.

Kinda f****d up parenting in my opinion...using a kid to pass your political message is not some proud s**t. Leave the kids out of a mess they dont even understand