This one might be the best. 😂😂😂

this is far to accurate and i know from experience

ETHAN GET IN HERE NOW

.. or maybe just a nice new haircut.

Kids are masters of loophole abuse.

(movie is actually 5 movies, each at 2 hrs length)

if i have kids im naming them timmy jimmy and bob or pretty much any 2 rhyming names and uno random name

ME: "yea siblings name"

Sharing is caring.

Sometimes my brother stays in his room so long I think he's at school

And they are fighting over the biggest half....

You raising at least one honest kid 😂🤣

See, that's what "boys will be boys" should mean

Every time 😂

did it end with half a son

Heard from the back of the car: “DAAAD, she’s looking through MY window….”

Yeah, my brother is still a bit sour about it at 30+😁

This should be waaay higher. Speaking the truth right here.

At least she's only 4... this time

YES

"now it's mine"

My dad was an only child to an over baring father and an ultra religious mother. He freaked every time my sister and I even raised our voices to each other.

but you can just focus on the first part 😊

EMOTINIOL DAMAGE

Always have snacks on hand!

The traffic lights.. was always a competition

I would give hundred dollars

All. The. Damn. Time. Then they trip over and smash their face and then go WAAAAAAAA

I knew it!

Once in a public restroom in Disneyland, I heard a father shift from calmly talking his child through the bathroom procedure to screaming "No! No! Don't touch that with your penis!"...parenting books don't prepare you for those moments

I was a nanny for several years with the same family. My car battery died, so I called my best friend for help. She sent her 6'98" tall "baby" brother. The four year old was home, and very shy, so I told her that Sheila's baby brother was coming to fix my car. When Mart arrived, my four year old charge looked up and up and up. "THAT'S a BABY?"

at least she/he has standards!

How about we play the quiet game?

Where is licking the floor a bad or dangerous thing, please?

Hast thou thrown the gaunlet?

3 boys 1 cake - two boys confer seemingly endlessly about where the two cuts should be. Third boy gets 1st choice. The pieces will be microscopically exact. And I was always the winner because I stuck with mom during the making/icing, and got to lick the spoon.

Sad but kinda true

Loll wish my parents read this

During covid, all my siblings would say "6 feet apart!" Anytime one of my siblings walked past

Same

Fight over the amount of sprinkles

accident's happen

Ha! I'm 36, my sister is 43. You definitely don't outgrow it!

Too bad I can’t do that to my brothers. ( hugging I mean..)

My sister had an imaginary friend, growing up, called Prince charming, and she would get mad if anyone sat where he was sitting, even though no one else could see him.

It is only a human right to push elevator buttons

No matter how much I hide, all of my favorite snacks somehow keep disappearing.

Well accidents do happen.

And here is a retort to that retort, "And, ....are you? Are you going to climb mount Everest? Ha! I bet you can't. Oh, really, can you? Ok, go now. I'm watching. And if you don't, or can't, you are worse than me, in the respect of you lying. Go on then!"