The amount of people and patents in this listicle making false stories about their children for five minutes of Internet clout is just pitiful. What two your old is screaming out to bring down the patriarchy and fight climate change. I think I was just screaming for nap time and silly toys at that age.

Ayo BP was too cruel with the title, lol. I have a lot of younger siblings and I can definitely picture them saying these things at the mentioned ages. Children are always smarter and more intuitive than we'd like to give them credit for.

Aside from the Hillaria Biden ones which are parody, this could be Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards - junior edition

Years ago, I was working as a teachers aid in a multi-age classroom. The kids had reading sheets to take home every night. Whatever they read the parents wrote down.We had one little boy who was in Prep very early and only 4.His Dad bought back his reading sheet ,where he had signed off on this little guy having read the first Harry Potter book in 3 days and telling me how he'd be starting the second book that nigh....He seemed to forget that I read and wrote with this kid every single day and was fully aware that he basically couldn't read anything besides a couple of words and could not even write his own name!! I just smiled and nodded at Dad, then continued to get his kid to spell out the word "DOG".

For all I know kids between 3 and 8 might well be saying all this stuff, I’ve been hearing loads of them talking daily at work for years and I still can’t make out what they’re saying 98% of the time.

People are so proud to be part of the world being burned down with all this woke s**t. It's basically suicide, and being happy to put that noose around their own neck.

R/woosh

I would be freaking embarrassed if I had little kids and they were saying sophisticated political stuff that mirrored my own views. I'd know I'd failed as a parent and indoctrinated them instead of teaching them to think for themselves.