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And This Is Exactly Why You Shouldn’t Let Your Kids Go In The Bathroom Together With You

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Luna W. 3 years ago

I'm howling with laughter (and crying a little bit inside)... lol

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It Wasn’t Even Double Stuffed

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Buren 3 years ago

I have to applaud the son's business sense

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To find out about navigating parenting in these crazily uncertain times, Bored Panda reached out to Natalie Maximets, a certified life transformation coach at “Online Divorce,” which is a professional divorce document preparation service with 20 years of market history.

“The pandemic and isolation have certainly shocked every family with a child. Now our houses or apartments aren’t just places where we live. Currently, this space also serves as an office, a school, a place for activities, etc.,” Natalie told us.

According to her, the situation is twofold. “On the one hand, parents are constantly with their children and can devote more time to them. But on the other hand, not everyone can withstand such a stress test as limited space doesn’t provide an opportunity to direct one’s energy and emotions outward.”

Little Mischief

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Hey, I tried to make a break for it at a fair in a wee powered kiddie car , according to my folks. Kids make their own priorities ^-^

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Golden Advice For Parents

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Buren 3 years ago

I can't decide if she is playing pretend make-up business or bakery

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Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 3 years ago

There’s a can of formula sitting next to the older child and a full bottle in the crib. Betting the kid was imitating mommy trying to feed the sibling

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Vicky Z 3 years ago

As I see it, the baby is ready for the oven

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Luna W. 3 years ago

Yeah, it could either be a face mask (very generously applied), or she's breading her sister... lol

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Calypso poet 3 years ago

Kentucky Fried Children!

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Deja Katz 3 years ago

The tiny one is just nonchalantly sucking milk powder off his fists like: This works for me

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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)

I think the answer may lie in the canister behind the older child. I don’t recognize it, and can’t quite make it out when I enlarge the photo. Edit: Got my answer. Just read another comment saying the canister is powdered baby formula.

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Veronica Connelly 3 years ago

Trying to feed the baby. At least that's what my 2 year old said when he did this exact thing to his baby sister. Lol that was 8 years ago but I will never, ever forget it 🙄

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69 3 years ago

Yes.

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Gloria J Williams 3 years ago

this one has me guessing.

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RandomHumanBean 3 years ago

the latter. obviously

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Mya Lugar 3 years ago

Looks like a cannister of powdered baby formula to me.

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NO NO NO 2 years ago

Same

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Belle Miles 3 years ago

The baby eat! ... I eat! YELLOW FINGERS TODAY!

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HarleyDunnagon 2 years ago

If she wanted to bake her baby sibling that would be crazy. I did want to do that but I burned my dress when I was five

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Kitty Koshkin 2 years ago

LOL

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* ~ l a s a n y a ~ * 2 years ago

mmm baked little siblings

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𝖕𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝖋𝖑𝖚𝖋𝖋 2 years ago

yeah same

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Grace Z 2 years ago

Or fight

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Ruth Avni 3 years ago

bakery

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Full of Giggles 3 years ago

She’s playing Mary Cake.

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Pascale Pierloot 3 years ago

I love that baby being ok with his role playing an unbaked bagel. Haha.

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Kimberly Wilson 2 years ago

That's my favorite part.

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J. Normal 3 years ago

Am I the only one who thought OMG with the price of formula!

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Starfall 3 years ago

That was exactly my thought too!

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Vicky Z 3 years ago

That baby is me when all my problems are surrounding me but i still sit calmly on my couch

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Chucky Cheezburger 3 years ago

Damn right...when kids get quiet, they up to something...better go check.

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Al Cook 3 years ago

So very true! My boys got out of bed last night, didn't know until I heard a big crash, which it turned out was a 3L brand new bottle of milk that they had apparently got out of the fridge and decided would be better used as a medicine ball! Result: one split bottle, milk EVERYWHERE in the kitchen. It was like a crime scene for cows!

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Nigel Rodgers 3 years ago

That better not be the expensive formula.

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Orange is aging 3 years ago

Cleaning that would be a NIGHTMARE 🌚

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Wong Bingley 3 years ago

Thinking about cleaning-up things make me really headache!

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Chyppa Homer 3 years ago

And after any longer period of silence, yelling, crying and general chaos ensues. :D

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Persp Gold 3 years ago

I like how she's looking around like "what i need next..."

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Norah Reilly 3 years ago

Well, they both seem content - does that count?

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Joan Churton 3 years ago

This is hysterical! That poor baby has no clue. I am so glad somebody got a picture of this. No one would ever believe it without a picture. You go girls!!!!

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Lykke 3 years ago

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J. Normal 3 years ago

How do you keep your toddler next to you at all times, velcro or zip ties?

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GoddessOdd 3 years ago

Its entirely possible that they were supposed to be napping... it would only take a second to dump the formula.

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Leah Dickerson 3 years ago

Yes. As long as your home is child proofed and safe it's not a big deal to shower etc... with the kids in earshot, I can't say these kids were alone for any amount of time though because a 3 yr old can move like a silent tornado and it's not anyone's place to judge what another mother does.

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Lolabean 3 years ago

Do you take one of them to the bathroom with you so they're not left alone together? I'm sure that toddler could have easily achieved this during the time it took for mum/dad to nip to the loo & back.

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Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

Keep in mind someone is taking the picture, probably an adult due to the apparent height.

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Black Karen 3 years ago

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Joy 3 years ago

Love how calm little cutie is as if s/he's used to it: "Flour? Folks this is nothing!"

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Dianne Combs 2 years ago

The baby seems to enjoy it. :-)

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Christine Didier 3 years ago

If that's formula, it was expensive no matter what. She was probably trying to powder the baby.

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Maria Overtoom 3 years ago

Exactly 💯 %

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Maria Overtoom 3 years ago

My mom told me I did the same to my baby sister when I was 2. She heard" nicie pouweling, nicie pouweling. Only I did it on a dark green velvet sofa...

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Maria Overtoom 3 years ago

I did it with babypouder, like she did on my sisters butt , but I did it everywhere including the counch.

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Iva Riddle 3 years ago

Any time your kids get too quiet, its time to worry

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buttonpusher 3 years ago

This is why I don't buy talcum anymore. I had a brand new HUGE bottle of it. My kid who was 3 snuck down in the middle of the night and completely destroyed the kitchen with it. It took weeks to get it completely off. I still find spots now and again.

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buttonpusher 3 years ago

And also about a year before that they decided to play "Christmas" with it. Doing snow angels etc in the living room. I actually just gave up, sat there and was like "F**k it".

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Susan Widomski 3 years ago

Same with your dogs!

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Janet Pattison 2 years ago

The baby needed goggles before sis stared her work. Soooo creative!

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Tezdon Robinson 2 years ago

WHAT IS THAT???

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Samia Guled 2 years ago

they sus

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Mofadala Alkayfee 2 years ago

wow that girl leat her sis to know that she can not do any work of babys

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Lori Tilley 2 years ago

Ahahahaha! This happened to me with baby powder! I was remodelling my boys' room at the time, so I had their 2 toddler beds in my room. I noticed they where overdue in waking up from a nap and it was SILENT so I went to check on them. I opened the door to a world of WHITE! It was EVERYWHERE! 😂 Pretty sure my heart stopped for a second... but on the plus side, my bedroom smelled heavenly for months after that!! 🤣🤣🤣

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! ? 2 years ago

The baby doesn't seem to mind. Just chillin in the crib

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Sean Pack 2 years ago

I wanna see the cloud when the baby sneezes.

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Cuervo 2 years ago

if a toddler is quiet they are getting into trouble... lol

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Chase Sisk 2 years ago

if you have kids silence is a red flag unless they sleeping

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Gramgram Roche 2 years ago

im sure you new mothers knowe not to let small childreen ndr powder or floir . tjhey could breTH IT IN AND SUFFOCATE ON THESE. DONT LET THEM LIE DOWN FOR AWHILE AFTER THEY HAVE BEEN PLAYING IN IT. JUST WANTED TO HELP OUT. I HAD 5 KIDS nd never evertleft their sides as babies. we had playpens and they should bring them back. put them in there with toys or a cpouple of small pans to bang on. happyy as clams. but i waS LWAYS ONLY STEPS AWAY. OLD Fashioned i know but it worked.

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Liv 2 years ago

NOT THE EYES!!!

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Asher Kings 2 years ago

So me- I'm sorry, but I did that when my little brother was born-

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della by the sea 3 years ago

The baby’s face is priceless. He’s like less pictures more bath time lol lol 😂

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Lindy Mac 3 years ago

It is a miracle that younger siblings survive.

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Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

This is a very dangerous situation the child could choke or inhale into their lungs. More care needed.

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Riley Quinn 3 years ago

Just a bit more powdered sugar on those chubby legs and you'll be delicious.

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Adrienne Kushner 3 years ago

The baby seems to be enjoying it.

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Sharon Dean 3 years ago

And that's why you never, ever leave your toddler with an infant unattended.........

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Max L. 3 years ago

I said scarface wasn’t suitable for the kids

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Lindsey Leigh Phillips 2 years ago

"Nothing exceeds like excess."

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Melissa J 3 years ago

Silence is not golden in my house it's like a tornado warning because boys=noise UNTIL they're doing something they shouldn't.

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Anita Pickle 3 years ago

That is such an expensive mess... All that formula to waste!

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ThatRandomGuy 3 years ago

I'm scared and curious

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Bill Karp 3 years ago

look away nothing to see here.

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Cindy Brinker 2 months ago

Pretty expensive makeover she’s giving her

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weirdo biatch 1 year ago

NO THE POOR BABY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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William Afton 1 year ago

If it's bakery then went to 100 real quick

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Fiona Harris 2 years ago

Funny.

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Gramgram Roche 2 years ago

and why are 2 small kids left alone? look atr the time... what a day to begin

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Corn Cornelius Cornwall 2 years ago

is that baby formula? maybe she was trying to feed the baby.

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Mahogany Eclipse 2 years ago

This is so cute to me probably because I dont have to clean up the mess 😆

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Roberta Bray-Enhus 2 years ago

With toddlers,Silence means trouble

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ViFi 2 years ago

I believe that's ice cream...*squints* oh god it better be

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Patricia Stilwell 2 years ago

Was she planning to deep fry her sibling?

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Gladys Hayes Southerland 2 years ago

That poor baby! She has no idea what she's in for!

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paco diablo 2 years ago

The baby doesn’t look unhappy, so okay

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Harvey Oakes 2 years ago

Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery stupid

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Laura Zephyn 2 years ago

Good thing this happened before the baby formula shortage because big sis went ham!!

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Jay A 2 years ago

Anyone elses eyes burn looking at this?

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Claire Armstrong 2 years ago

I really love how she only has a little bit of flour (or whatever it is) on her and yet the baby is covered lol

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Laurie Livingston 2 years ago

At least it's not sugar -- waaaay worse-very sticky when mixed with tears, drool and other liquids babies produce😬

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Yea ok 2 years ago

This photos gotta be esp painful considering the formula shortage-she was trying to help lol

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Lita Bradshaw 2 years ago

That's cute & the baby is just sitting there looking 😂😂

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Ruth Vecchitto 2 years ago

OMG and formula is so expensive.

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Candy Morgan 2 years ago

My daughter used to wake me up so early and one time she let me sleep till 6:30 and here she had pulled her poo out of her diaper and smeared it over every rung of her crib. Her crib used to be white but not that morning:(. .

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HAFSA HUSSEIN 2 years ago

both, it seems

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Ellen Witmer 2 years ago

Lubricating the baby!!

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Jennifer Grant 2 years ago

Mom's everywhere are having heart attacks about the wasted formula. Luckily this happened a year ago

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Shawn Heng 2 years ago

Wtf just fuking happened?!

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Shawn Heng 2 years ago

Wtf just happened

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Theresa Carroll 2 years ago

Omg that is formula she poured all over her Sissy 🤣🤣

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Betsy Annette Laffeber 2 years ago

Well, Mum always says share...

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Ambry Petersen 2 years ago

For parents silence is ominous.

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Kelli Pike 2 years ago

Pretty sure that's formula. Even more devastating now.

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Gladys Hayes Southerland 2 years ago

The littlest one has no clue.

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Cynthia M. 2 years ago

Any parent knows how expensive that can of formula is. All that gone to waste but a cute and funny pic of big sister trying to feed the baby. 😂

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insaintama 2 years ago

heh had that moment in childhood

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Miley Staller 2 years ago

she is probly trying to be a parent like mommy or daddy ?

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Liz-ard 2 years ago

Do tell her she’s powdering the wrong end of her little sibling(?). Then she could get really helpful.

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Sue Ramstedt 2 years ago

You are so right silence is not golden among kids. Something is occupying them way too well. Found my cheer rolled had completely covered the one-year-old with baby powder. I was so relieved wasn't comment or anything worse I barely reprimanded him

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Karena Couey 2 years ago

All I can think about is whether the baby is ok, and how much that formula costs!!

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Cindy Araya 2 years ago

Oh no! Lol! Poor little baby! Such a cutie pie photo!

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Jesse Taylor 2 years ago

If that's baby formula, I wouldn't want to be that little girl. That stuff's expensive!

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Julissa Guzman-Miranda 2 years ago

I THINK BAKERY MOM GO CLOSE THE OVEN AND MICROWAVE NOW !!!!!

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B S 2 years ago

kids or pets. ringing silence can be just as bad when you have pets as well. having a cat is like having a toddler who can reach the ceiling.

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Erica Melton 2 years ago

I like how they're both just chillin 😎

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Megan Adair 2 years ago

Awe man thankfully this was a year ago nowadays finding formula is like finding gold

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Suzanne Beddoes 2 years ago

Was that powered Babys milk I have a great photo of one of my granddaughters covered in one paint

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Stacey Lu 2 years ago

My kids powdered my whole living room in the blink of an eye once.

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Robin DJW 2 years ago

That facial embellishment would make a dynamite Halloween mask.

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Susan Gawryla 2 years ago

I'm still laughing..you will need bells on shoes, if they'll wear shoes.

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Jenifer Markoe 2 years ago

Well I had a friend who had her 4 year and 2 year old granddaughter over. She asked the older one to watch the younger one while she fixed lunch. Well my friend said it got just too quiet. So the 4 year is playing and while she looks for her the 2 year old. Well she found her climbing on her bathroom counter top getting into all her heart medications. Folks lock up your medications. Whqt you think is out of reach is not.. Even OTC meds can be dangerous if they take to much of it. Also if you own a gun and you child finds it qnd accidently fires at someone, you the parent may be looking at jail time. If you own a gun have a trigger lock or have it in a gun safe..Two parent were convicted in 2019 when there 6 and 10 year old were playing in the bedroom and they found a loaded shot gun and started to play with it. The 6 year old killed her sister. If you have children owning a gun is not worth it.

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Angela ahollings2 2 years ago

Haaa haahaa adorable and messy

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Gwen Christensen 2 years ago

Scissors in our house had to always be well hidded cutting each other's hair was a favorite pastime

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devilicious 2 years ago

Oh yeah I have a one year old and when there is silence, it means she has something in her mouth that's not supposed to be there lol

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RENISHA MURILLO 2 years ago

She was trying to make the baby a bottle ! 😂

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Huzzir Zakaria 2 years ago

I m a grandad myself n I concurred there is NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH in that! 😭

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Pat Fohrman 2 years ago

Baby needs formula.

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david2 gillis 2 years ago

hahahahahahahaha

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Ms.meow mewo 2 years ago

Me and my brother hen we where little

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Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago

Yikes. Powdered formula to the face. That doesn't wash off easily.

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Paula Dee 2 years ago

I.. Lol .. 8 did something like this. After i was given a bath, my mom left me in the washroom to answer the phone. And when she came back.. Vaseline everywhere.. She gave me another bath

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Leslie Jabine 2 years ago

I see total sense in this. There's the powder can, she was feeding the baby. The intention was great, she can't help it if she applied kid logic!

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Emily Lynch 2 years ago

Lol

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Pam Femrite-Philiph 2 years ago

Oh my goodness

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Ritz Sagritalo-Young 2 years ago

Not the formula!! That s**t is expensive! 😮

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Keisha 2 years ago

I always told my kids that when they were at someone else's house if they acted up I would know because most mom's have a sixth sense about their kids. If my two oldest were together and you didn't hear anything you knew something was going down because they fight like rabid jackals.

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Georgette Redwood-Gladue 2 years ago

Geez I hope that's not diaper cream that stuff is the hardest stuff to get off

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Claudia Espindola 2 years ago

My son did the same, opened a big jar of body cream and spread it all over the blankets

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Fin Bin 2 years ago

I have a younger brother and he's always saying nonsense (he's 2). Whenever there is silence in the house and he's not taking a nap there is always something going on.

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Julianna Rosas 2 years ago

Maybe the baby was hungry?

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Annie Bieber 2 years ago

😳

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Kellie 2 years ago

She's feeding the baby his/her formula.

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della by the sea 2 years ago

Oh no! First I thought it was powder but it’s formula! That’s a pricey mistake

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Sylvie 2 years ago

My mom has a magnet that says that 😂 truer words have never been spoken

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Mrs. Mir 3 years ago

My first thought after seeing the can of formula was how expensive! Lol

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Briana Landers 3 years ago

This makes my soul hurt. That is a mess and formula isnt cheap lmao

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Truth Speakin' 3 years ago

EVERY parent KNOWS when it's TOO quit.....lol

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Mary Peace 3 years ago

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Valerie Anne 3 years ago

Oh no!

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Gloria J Williams 3 years ago

A great example of Baby, Babysitting

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Martha Higgins 3 years ago

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Debra Keller 3 years ago

I'm worried this is formula which is over $20 a can! Oh, oh!

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Johanne Trudeau 3 years ago

Hahaha!!! The baby looks content...

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Elaine Mattingly 3 years ago

Mommy had to run to the bathroom for just a minute. One of those days!

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Dena K 3 years ago (edited)

as a parent this is easy to figure out... thats baby formula that the oldest is in... shes trying to feed her baby sister lol. I've actually seen kids do this(not mine as my oldest was about to turn 15 when the youngest was born...

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Okasan Willis 3 years ago

Silence is scary

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Lovin' Life 3 years ago

Silence among kids usually means their up to no good. Lessened learned

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Jennifer Foley-Plepelits 3 years ago

Little baby is either sleeping it off or her eyes are glued shut from the powder 😂

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Steve Ramaekers 3 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

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Ozymandias73 3 years ago

That statement should be one of the first things told to first time parents

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~*ZeroxYuki*~(*-*) 3 years ago

Umm is she baking her?

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Jackie Nettleton 3 years ago

At least they are playing nicely together

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Ray Heap 3 years ago

The loudest noise in history is the deafening silence of three little girls in a room and you hear a giggle.

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Enby.Minecraft.Bee. 3 years ago

Lmao my mom used to get suspicious if we got quiet.

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R Carson 3 years ago

Future artist.

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SciencePandaTheSecond 3 years ago

Today's special: deep-fried baby.

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Nandy Nam 3 years ago

Been there !!!

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Cigdem Kanburoğlu 3 years ago

baby tempura?

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Kristof De Smet 3 years ago

She heard you talk about the bun in the oven...

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DUN DUN 3 years ago

Big sis taking care of lil sis

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Brenda Krepps 2 years ago

I'm trying to understand why a mother would leave a toddler alone with an infant long enough for this to happen! (Sorry if that sounds judgemental.....I am just concerned for the baby!)

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Betsy herlihy 2 years ago

I hope baby didn’t breathe in that stuff. Can be dangerous. Parents please watch little ones They don’t know and they don’t mean harm but it takes only a second Hope they both ok

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Kirsti Tuers 3 years ago (edited)

That's a full can of formula. That's also a spanking coming. Poor baby. I never leave my newborn alone not even with her siblings because they're older and don't know how to treat her. Though it's not their fault they got to learn

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Trish Smith 3 years ago

My concern is the baby breathing that fine powder, whatever it is. Pneumonia can set in. Particulate pneumonia is very dangerous! :(

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Allison McCullough 3 years ago

I wanted to mention this as well because I don’t think the danger is widely known. I know of an actual fatality that occurred when a toddler dumped formula powder in a young infant’s face. The baby aspirated and choked/smothered to death in this case,but as you said,pneumonia is also a possible outcome. I feel like most people know about this risk with baby powder,but formula is dangerous as well.

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nala simba 3 years ago

Aren't kids that age supposed to be supervised?

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Kids, Sharpies, And A Dalmatian Makes For Interesting Times

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Otter 3 years ago

Dog is ready for the Pride parade!

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What’s more, the need to combine multiple roles is even more obvious.There are many challenges parents can face during times of pandemic and postpandemic. “First, they have to act as teachers because of homeschooling. However, not all parents have the necessary skills to explain the subject matter to their children easily. Moreover, with this additional role, it becomes more challenging to maintain a balance,” Natalie explained.

“Second, parents can face behavioral problems in their children. Due to a lack of interaction with other kids, the inability to play with someone other than their parents, and a limited list of activities, children can become irritable, aggressive, or hyperactive (it’s purely individual).” Natalie said that such situations are challenging for both the children and the parents.

It's Amazing How Unhelpful Kids Can Be While Trying So Very Hard To Be Helpful

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DUN DUN 3 years ago

The intentions were innocent, and so were his big eyes and big smile. Lmao you can't even get mad at them.

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Kid Buys Farts From Amazon

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Buren 3 years ago

It's written politely but that person is laughing their behind off

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This Kid At Lowes

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

The fact the man is trying to figure out how to solve this while standing next to a sign that reads 'plan b' makes me inexplicably pleased 🤷‍♀️

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“Third, it can be difficult for working parents to take care of their children’s daily routines. Kindergartens, schools, and hobby groups are extremely important. They help structure children's lives, fill them with meaning every day, and reduce conflicts in the family. In the new realities, parents have to think about how to keep their children busy every minute.”

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Wife’s Friend Was Convinced There Was Ghost Baby In Her Daughter’s Crib. Turns Out Dad Forgot To Remove The Mattress Sticker.

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BoredPandaAddict 3 years ago

LMAO

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#11

Could've Leaked Those Spicy Brian Nudes

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Couch potato 3 years ago

Oh dear

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#12

Kids Are Having Fun With Friends So A Neighbor Reported To HOA That They Must Be Running A Childcare

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KJ 3 years ago

Some folks have way too much free time and love getting into others business.

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Moreover, Natalie explained that during quarantine, people become closer to each other. As a result, personal boundaries are blurred, leading to two possible scenarios. “In scenario one, parents and children start working against each other, causing conflicts. In scenario two, they manage to establish an even deeper connection with each other. The main thing with the second scenario is to not leave the child alone with their fears.”

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She Thought This Was "White Water"

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Vicky Z 3 years ago (edited)

Dear diary, day 2453! I still don't find kids fun....

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#14

Honey, I Cheated On You

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DUN DUN 3 years ago

Feels like straight out of a comedy web series

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#15

My Son Said He Was Hot And Wanted Ice Cream. This Is Not What I Expected

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Otter 3 years ago

Hey, at least the he knows which end is correct!

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For any parent who feels overwhelmed with trying to juggle out these duties, Natalie’s advice is to change perspective. “Young parents may feel overwhelmed, anxious, and stressed out because they take on too much and want to be ideal parents. But remember, the child doesn’t need a perfect mom or dad. They need emotionally healthy parents because the parent’s psychological state directly affects the kids.”

She continued: “Therefore, every time you feel strained to your limits, just stop, exhale, and deal with the problem you can solve at the moment. It will make you feel capable of doing something. Then, try to break bigger problems into smaller ones. You’ll see that there are practically no unsolvable situations.”

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A Bit Creepy

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DUN DUN 3 years ago

She should meet the boy who talks to his grandma in the wall

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#17

How

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Tobias Rieper 3 years ago

it looks like one of the picture series you see of a bird that got caught in an oil slick being cleaned

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This Mom Who...well, I Don't Need To Do Any Explaining Here:

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Wilf 3 years ago

Get that kid out of there! Concrete setting is a chemical reaction. That child could get serious burns.

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At the same time, it seems like there are too many parenting styles and methods out there. Natalie confirmed that the topic is often very controversial, with many parents having strong opinions about raising their children. “But at the same time, the goal is always the same—to raise a happy, healthy, and successful child. Each of the existing parenting styles and methods focuses on it.”

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What My Aunt Encountered When She Went To Pour Herself A Whiskey On The Rocks

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NsG 3 years ago

Whiskey on the blocks. (I'll see myself out)

969points

#20

Mom, I Swear It Wasn't Me

Final score:

366points

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BoredPandaAddict 3 years ago

That looks like fun!

376points

#21

If It Fits, It Goes In The Drain

Final score:

362points

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BoredPandaAddict 3 years ago

Even the screwdriver? How did that fit?

293points

According to the life coach, it is crucial to find the one that works for your child. “For example, the well-known Montessori method may not suit an active child. Waldorf education may not work for children with strong leadership qualities and a great need for physical activity. Technique by Cecil Lupan requires the baby’s mother to spend almost all of her time exercising with her child.”

#22

There Was A Friggin Gecko Hiding In My Son's Toy Spider

Final score:

362points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Aaand now I have new nightmare fuel

567points

#23

My Kid Swallowed A Penny While Showing His Little Brother How He Accidentally Swallowed A SIM Key The Day Before

Final score:

356points

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DUN DUN 3 years ago

This is distressing as well as hilarious both at the same time

359points

#24

Identically Unperturbed By What They Did To Themselves With The Clippers At 5AM

Final score:

347points

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MargyB 3 years ago

At least they match

324points

Natalie added that there is no single recipe to understand what is suitable for your child. Having said that, she also listed some steps you may want to think about. “First, you should analyze your child’s personality and the required level of physical activity, creativity, and socialization. Second, think about the 4 main parenting styles (authoritarian, authoritative, permissive, uninvolved) and try to predict your child’s reaction to each of them. Perhaps in your case, you can’t choose one style. Then, think about how you can mix them or even work out your own.”

Natalie concluded that as a parent, you can also go to a professional psychologist who will talk with you and your child, determine strong sides and interests, and suggest possible options.

#25

My Nephew Wanted A Portrait Of George Washington. Thank Goodness He Didn’t Want A Portrait Of Ben Franklin

Final score:

347points

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Sheila Stamey 3 years ago

You probably couldn't buy a picture of George Washington with the dollar, not counting gas, time and everything. Just saying, it's not the worst idea I've ever seen

354points

#26

Sounds Like A Great Start Of The Day

Final score:

338points

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DUN DUN 3 years ago

And she says hello back too!

191points

#27

All Fun And Games Until The Hypothermia Sets In

Final score:

336points

POST

Buren 3 years ago

It's not?

267points

#28

Now That’s Just A Little Scary

Final score:

331points

POST

BoredPandaAddict 3 years ago

*Deep breath*

260points

#29

I Complimented My Wife On The Design On The Back Of Her Dress Not Realizing It Was Our Son's Puke

Final score:

326points

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Cigdem Kanburoğlu 3 years ago

An artist is coming

284points

#30

My Kid Got Her Fingers Stuck In A Bench At School And The Bench Rode With Her To The ER. Yes, She Is Alright. Yes, We Kept The Bench Seat

Final score:

320points

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MargyB 3 years ago

She must be very accident prone, check out the other arm

637points

#31

Something You Can't Put On The Fridge

Final score:

320points

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Sandra Bartsch 3 years ago

you're

481points

#32

Just Watched A Kid In My Apartment Lobby Get Excited About Seeing His Dad Outside, Run Face-First Into The Glass Panel, And Crack It

Final score:

310points

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Dorothy Parker 3 years ago (edited)

That must have hurt a lot, but how very sweet.

351points

#33

They Are So Literal Aren’t They?

Final score:

305points

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Lord Mysticlaw 3 years ago

He tried, just give clearer instructions next time 🤣

234points

#34

While The World Is Fighting Over Toilet Paper, My Toddler Is Giving Ours A Bath

Final score:

302points

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Simzabandz 3 years ago

Oooh this baby done wasted about 100 times worth of s**t wiping... eii

170points

#35

Kid Hung Up The Wet Wipes To Allow Them To Dry

Final score:

300points

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Kay blue 3 years ago

Easily fixable, just add some water.

192points

#36

To Top It Off, It Was On Her Husband's Credit Card

Final score:

285points

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Luna W. 3 years ago

Looks like someone needs to install locks on their computer... lol

328points

#37

Drove 45 Mins To The Store Thinking I Had My Mask In My Pocket. It Was A Baby Sock

Final score:

273points

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DUN DUN 3 years ago

My dad would put that on if it meant not paying any fine

164points

#38

Accidentally Spilled Coffee Grounds On The Floor... And All Over My Child

Final score:

273points

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Pixie 3 years ago

Kid is now very awake?

276points

#39

I Had To Pay $39.35 To Hold My Baby After He Was Born

Final score:

261points

POST

similarly 3 years ago

More nonsense from the USA. In Japan, delivery is one of the very few things not covered by insurance. Instead, my hometown pays 100% of the cost ... including a 10-day stay in the hospital and parenting classes including how to feed, change a diaper, etc.

605points

#40

Had A Sneezing Attack (Not Sick) And My Daughter Made Me A “Potion” To Feel Better

Final score:

259points

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Luna W. 3 years ago

Did it help..?

332points

#41

Wrangled All The Seats Put Of The Minivan, Got 30 Seconds Into My Vacuuming When Suddenly It Shuts Off And A Kid Starts Crying. Kid Was Fine

Final score:

257points

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KJ 3 years ago

That could have been much worse.

334points

#42

Thanks, Nickelodeon Slime

Final score:

256points

POST

DUN DUN 3 years ago

I. NEED. THAT. SHIRT!!! Oh, and that looks painful to remove

291points

#43

Sigh

Final score:

255points

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ElenaK 3 years ago (edited)

The mess in this room distracts me from the dog food on the floor!

271points

#44

Where In The Dad Manual Did It Mention How To Stop A 3-Year-Old From Taking Bites Out Of Dry Wall?

Final score:

253points

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Cigdem Kanburoğlu 3 years ago

Pica (eating uneatable things like earth etc) can be a sign of anemia. Need to check to stay on the safe side

313points

#45

My Toddler Squeezed A Bottle Of Powdered Creamer Until It Exploded In Her Face… Now Creamer Is Continuously Draining Out Of Her Nose

Final score:

251points

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BananaJo 3 years ago

I'm sorry, but I can't be the only one that found this funny, right?

483points

#46

Son Decided To Swallow A Nickel And Turn $.05 Into $4400.00

Final score:

246points

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I I 3 years ago

cant see how Americans still think this is value for money , y'all are getting robbed and you even campaign AGAINST social medicine , cray cray

17points

#47

My Five-Year-Old Daughter Cut Holes In Her Socks Just In Case Her Feet Get Hot

Final score:

239points

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KJ 3 years ago

Kid logic.

228points

#48

Sorry Dad, Sister Did It

Final score:

233points

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Janus Preez 3 years ago

Guess which car he gets when he goes to college

465points

#49

My 14-Year-Old Daughter Decided To Stir The Smoothie With A Metal Spoon. While The Blender Was Still Blending

Final score:

214points

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KJ 3 years ago

Well, she wont do that again, life lesson learned.

15points

#50

My Toddler And I Walked To The Park... Just To Find That The Whole Playground Has Been Removed

Final score:

213points

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Alex the awful German 3 years ago

how cruel is that?

308points

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#51

He Is Going To Be A CEO Some Day Soon

Final score:

67points

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Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

not all banna nuts are made equal jessie!

27points

#52

Sprained My Ankle And Decided To Skip The Doctor Visit. In The Darkness Walked Into My Kids’ Trampoline And Broke The Toe On The Other Foot. My Nurses Were Very Impressed

I stayed up late that night because of the pain.

MellyMel916 Report

Final score:

67points

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Laura Jones 3 years ago

you need protecting from your home!

33points

#53

Poor Dad

Final score:

64points

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PandaGoPanda 3 years ago

Wonder if it's too late in life for me to try that trick ...?

22points

#54

When It's Date Night With Your Husband And You Sneak A Peak Into The Kid's Room To See If She Is Sleeping

Final score:

62points

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Lori Jabi 3 years ago

Why on earth do these kids have TV in the room???

98points

#55

My 3-Year-Old Insisted On Making Me Breakfast

Final score:

59points

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DUN DUN 3 years ago

Bon Appetit !!

29points

#56

Fortnite

Final score:

59points

POST

Buren 3 years ago

Too late. He knows where you live.

33points

#57

I’m A Monster

Final score:

58points

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Angela B 3 years ago

I once served a sandwich that "was facing the wrong way" so, I can relate.

59points

#58

First Night Of Vacation And We Go To Pull Out The Sofa Bed For The Kids, Hear A Loud Crunching Sound. Son’s iPhone Got Caught In Hinges Of Bed Frame

Final score:

56points

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Pixie 3 years ago

Have you tried turning it off and on again? Poor phone...

82points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#59

I’m Having A My-Kid-Puked-In-My-Prosthetic-Foot Day. You?

She immediately declared that she felt %100 better, while I just stood there trying to figure out how best to remove the mess.

Fishwhispersandgiggles Report

Final score:

55points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Well you don't have trench foot, but you do have stench foot 🤦‍♀️

45points

#60

My Kids Tore A Hole In A Beanbag Chair And Tons Of Static-Charged Styrofoam Balls Went Everywhere

Final score:

54points

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Luna W. 3 years ago

OMG! You'll find them everywhere and forever..!

46points

#61

2-Year-Old Put Crayons In The Dishwasher. There's No Coming Back From That

Final score:

52points

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DUN DUN 3 years ago

Interior designing...nicee

28points

#62

Stole One Of These Candies From My Kid’s Christmas Stash, Learned The Hard Way They’re Actually Individually Wrapped Soaps

Final score:

52points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago (edited)

Who the hell would design a soap like that, put it in a candy wrapper, and not write "soap" or like a pic of hands washing or something. Honestly I would have tried to eat this too 😅

73points

#63

Tried To Order A Custom Shirt Showing My Love For My Son’s Favorite Cartoon Character. Apparently I Forgot To Remove The Placeholder Text I Added To The Back While Designing It

Final score:

52points

POST

Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Keep that for life. That is treasure more valuable than hunny

51points

#64

Raising Kids Is So Much Fun

Final score:

51points

POST

Janus Preez 3 years ago

At least the tv is fine

34points

#65

Never Have Children

Final score:

51points

POST

Some Cool Guy 3 years ago

I thought that's not so bad... until I saw the keys

58points

#66

My Son Was So Excited To Show Me The Art He Drew On My Car With A Rock

Final score:

50points

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Melissa J 3 years ago

I see a ❤ heart shape so I would say he loves you. However, this maybe a dbl edged sword since he scraped it into your car.lol

0points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

See Also on Bored Panda

“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#67

I Tried To Bake My Daughter A Birthday Cake But I Made A B-Hole Instead

Final score:

50points

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Kay blue 3 years ago

Cover it with chocolate icing and no one would be any the wiser.

64points

#68

The Pan I Use To Make Her Favorite Food Got Broken And She Was Convinced We Would Never Be Able To Eat It Again

Final score:

50points

POST

Vorknkx 3 years ago

Awwww, the littlest drama queen :)

26points

#69

It's Always Possible To Love Someone And Hate Them At The Same Time

Final score:

48points

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Kristof De Smet 3 years ago

Technically, the kid answered the question correctly

41points

#70

In Case You Were Wondering, This Is What It Looks Like When A Diaper Makes It’s Way Into The Wash... Been Scooping This Goo-Snow Stuff Out For Half An Hour Now

Final score:

48points

POST

Buren 3 years ago

I'm guessing it's new diaper, otherwise you won't refer it as Goo-SNOW

36points

#71

Headed To The Airport And Half Way There Looked Down. Thanks For The Father’s Day Gift, Kids, The Slippers Are Very Comfortable

I guess I’m doing some shoe shopping at my destination.

naurugger Report

Final score:

48points

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Ba Loeloe 3 years ago

Goes well with the shorts, nobody will notice.

23points

#72

Kids Decided To Prank Me By Hiding A Permanent Marker Along With A Set Of Temporary Tattoo Ones. Peter Griffin Will Be With Me For A While

Final score:

48points

POST

Brivid 3 years ago

Rubbing alcohol (which is the primary ingredient in hand sanitizer) will remove lots of different inks including permanent marker.

35points

#73

Kids Learned A Couple New Words Today

Final score:

48points

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BoredPandaAddict 3 years ago

20points

#74

I’ve Been Waiting For This For About 2000 Miles. My Kids Decided To Pick Mile 55-57 To Pinch And Kick Each Other. I Looked Down Afterwards To See This

Final score:

47points

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Pernille Dyre 3 years ago (edited)

Thats evil...

23points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

See Also on Bored Panda

French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#75

When People Ask What It’s Like Having Kids, I Just Show Them This

Final score:

47points

POST

Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 3 years ago

THOSE COULD HAVE BEEN PERFECTLY GOOD TORTILLAS

23points

#76

Kid Sleeps With His Pet Goldfish

"I cannot make this stuff up!

We put Everett to bed and we’re in the living room watching a movie and heard a noise in Everett’s room so we called him out there and he said it was his drawer that made the noise. So I get up like 10-15 mins later to go pee and look in his room and see his little chair up to his dresser and the lid off his fish tank on the ground and the light in the water and I’m like Corey the lid is off his tank and I can’t find the fish (Everett is asleep at this point) Corey walks in there and this is what we find"

Tori Hamlin Report

Final score:

47points

POST

Pixie 3 years ago

Poor fish

92points

#77

That Time My Son Dropped His Kindle Fire On The Way Out Of The Doctor’s Office

Final score:

47points

POST

Luna W. 3 years ago

Perfect aim... lol

23points

#78

AirPods Went Missing. Turns Out My Kid Buried Them In The Back Yard

Final score:

46points

POST

Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Growing an apple tree

97points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#79

Right Now Some Parent Is Getting Their Child Out Of The Mini Van Saying “Where The Hell Is Your Other Shoe??”

Final score:

46points

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R Carson 3 years ago

At least it wasn't expensive.

13points

#80

Moved The Flour Away From The Kid So He Wouldn't Make A Mess. And I Knocked It Off The Counter With My Elbow

Final score:

46points

POST

Grace and Lucy 3 years ago

What ! We can't take you any where!

21points

#81

My Daughter Used A Plastic Cutting Board For A Pizza Pan

Final score:

46points

POST

DUN DUN 3 years ago

All the best cleaning that up

37points

#82

My Son Called Today To Let Me Know The Can Opener Broke

Final score:

46points

POST

R Carson 3 years ago

Future mechanic

1point

#83

Kid Opened Otherwise Perfectly Sorted Art Supplies Upside Down

Final score:

44points

POST

Pixie 3 years ago

How to teach your kids about entropy

28points

#84

I’m Being Over Charged By Insurance After My Daughter Was Born. This Is The Pile Of Mail I Have To Go Through To Prove They’re Ripping Me Off. Pear For Scale

Final score:

44points

POST

BoredPandaAddict 3 years ago

But how big is the pear?

21points

#85

Getting HFM Disease From Your Toddler Isn’t Fun - I Thought It Was Supposed To Be Rare That Adults Contract It

Final score:

44points

POST

April Caron 3 years ago

When my kids caught this, my heard the doctor refer to it by its more clinical name, “coxsackie virus.” And much to his dad’s chagrin, he could not stop saying this word and giggling every time he did.

29points

#86

Just Had My Car Detailed And My Kid Was Sick

Final score:

42points

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Martin Kaine 3 years ago

You can never quite get the smell out of the seatbelts.......

24points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

See Also on Bored Panda

“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

#87

Told My Son To Put A Soda In The Fridge. He Put It In The Freezer

Final score:

42points

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Anna Banana 3 years ago

You sound like someone who's never put beer in the freezer to cool quickly and then forgot about it

24points

#88

My Kid Let The Upstairs Bathtub Overflow Without Telling Me. I Found Out When I Heard The Water Hitting The Floor In The Kitchen

Final score:

41points

POST

AliJanx 3 years ago

My son also let the bathtub over flow, at his Uncle's house. My husband and I were horrified and couldn't apologize (and clean up) fast enough.

17points

#89

Just A Reminder. Hide All Of Your Devices

Final score:

40points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Are those footprints?!

51points

#90

One Of My Kids Brought Poison Ivy Into The House, Now My Hands Look Like This. Every Bump Is A Blister

Final score:

39points

POST

BoredPandaAddict 3 years ago

When the they all pop...

20points

#91

My Kid Hid A Book With His Laundry, It Disintegrated And Ruined All The Clothes

Final score:

39points

POST

Laura Jones 3 years ago

didnt do the book much good either!

29points

#92

People Without Kids Who Think They Know What Anger Is, That’s Adorable

Final score:

38points

POST

Buren 3 years ago

Yah, because only parents know what anger is? That is adorable.

39points

#93

Just Finished Painting My Kids’ Playroom Yesterday

Final score:

38points

POST

Janus Preez 3 years ago

You missed a spot

39points

#94

I Left My Son's Switch On The Cooker. He Got This For Christmas

Final score:

38points

POST

Xottel 3 years ago

As a good parent you get them in trouble and take their switch as punishment. Relieve them when you have bought a replacement. When they complain that this isn't their original, just pull a dadjoke about a Switch being switched and leave the room. Never bring up this topic again.

45points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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Guy Divorced 3 Years Ago Drops Off 3 Y.O. With His Ex-Wife Completely Out Of The Blue

#95

Kid Spilled Paint While Carrying The Paint Can. Now We Have To Live With Black

Final score:

36points

POST

Ally R 3 years ago

Stones fan?

17points

#96

My Kids Are Currently Playing IRL Among Us. I Only Have 2 Children

Final score:

36points

POST

Leah Reid 3 years ago

What?

24points

#97

My Daughter Took Me Roller Skating Yesterday For Mother’s Day

Final score:

36points

POST

stefffffffff 3 years ago

That's not your kids fault tho

28points

#98

My 2 Year Old Son Was Playing With His Harry Potter Wand. Come Home From A Long Day Of Work To Find Out Numb Nuts Abracadabra’d The Heck Out The TV

Final score:

36points

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Dorothy Parker 3 years ago (edited)

Two year olds can't be left on their own. At all. Charming nickname, BTW.

38points

#99

My Kid Decided To Hit Baseballs Toward The House

Final score:

35points

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R Carson 3 years ago

At least it wasn't the neighbors.

19points

#100

Looks Like One Of My Kid's Friends Decided To Take A Handful Of Butter Without Me Realizing It Before Using It On My Bagel This Morning. Various Sicknesses, Here I Come

Final score:

34points

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Anne 3 years ago

Oh, just scrape off the top.

25points

#101

Was Craving My Leftover Fajitas For Lunch Today. Looks Like My Teenage Son Beat Me To Them And Ate Everything But The Peppers

Final score:

34points

POST

AliJanx 3 years ago

I can completely relate to the feeling you have when the kid PUTS IT BACK.

22points

#102

My Son Is Teething

Final score:

33points

POST

Monday 3 years ago

I have the urge to this....I don't know what's so appealing about chewing joysticks but I have to constantly keep myself in check when using a controller.

21points

College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

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Internet Gives Unemployed Woman A Reality Check After She Expects Friends To Buy Her A Trip

#103

Kids Were Fighting Over My Wife's Phone

Final score:

30points

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Glirpy 3 years ago

What is that picture?

12points

I’m a “one-man orchestra” both in life and here at Bored Panda, even though my title is a visual editor. After finishing my Creative Industries studies with the BA in Communication, I explored the city driving a cab and created many t-shirt designs working as a graphic designer, right before my career took off at Bored Panda office back in 2017. Since then I’m dedicated to find the best pictures of funny and adorable animals for the articles I make, though I especially love supplying readers with tattoo designs. P.S. Tell your dog Akvile said hi!

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What do you think ?

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Otter 3 years ago

Thank you, whatever Deity is in charge of these things, for making me infertile!

81points

Rage of Aquarius 3 years ago

My parents are always on me about how much I use my heating pad. Ignoring the fact that it's the only thing that alleviates the cramps, they're always yelling about how I'm "cooking my eggs". Little do they know that that would just be a bonus.

49points

Janet C 3 years ago

50 more reasons why I thank the gods every day that I wisely chose to never have kids.

48points

Dorothy Parker 3 years ago

In many of the posts there were very young children being left to their own devices. Where were their parents? Or safety locks? Can't blame them for being children.

29points

Monday 3 years ago

You'd be surprised how quickly a kid can make a mess. While babysitting my at the time toddler brother I turned around for what couldn't have been more than 30 seconds to grab a box of milk from the pantry and he managed to cross the kitchen and overturn a massive tub of dog food before I even noticed he'd moved.

74points

Summer Mason 3 years ago

If you have a child you would understand it is nearly impossible to watch them 24/7. My daughter has covered an entire kitchen in sugar and flower at age 3 and slipped and blacked her own eyes in the 3 minutes I had to pee with the bathroom door open calling her name cause I heard weee and then scream. Its part of parenting. They get hurt, make messes, but you fking love them regardless.

18points

Mamabear XO 2 years ago

Sounds like maybe you don't have kids ... s**t happens.

6points

Lykke 3 years ago

I was wondering the same thing. Kids can be very quick if you look away for just a second, and of course they, depending on their age, don't need constant supervision. But in some of the cases I'm also wondering where the parents where

5points

aNAKEDcupcake 2 years ago

In the blink of an eye a child can cause chaos. You must not be a parent. I'm a Mom to 1 adult 2 teenage boys and a 1 year old daughter. I have to watch her EVERY move because she is so quick!

4points

Rachel Walters 2 years ago (edited)

Spoken like someone who's never known a toddler... They aren't really being 'blamed for being children'. I assume this post is for fellow parents to comiserate over how quick, sneaky and resourceful children can be...

3points

Jay Walsh 2 years ago

don't have kids huh? Try it some time, maybe go to the bathroom, or just the other room to grab your phone that's ringing, maybe let the dog out...

2points

Res Earch 2 years ago

My parents bought safety latches for their cupboards when I started walking. The first day they installed them I figured out how to open them immediately. I was less than a year old. Kids find ways to get in trouble. You definitely have to watch carefully, but you can't have your eyes on them every single second.

2points

Ellen Tannenbaum 2 years ago

My three year old was in our small bathroom with me while I was cleaning. Literally standing right next to me and we were chatting. I looked down and somehow she had gotten hold of drain cleaner, opened it, and it was almost to her mouth. Kids are fast and keeping every danger out of their reach is impossible.

2points

Billy Moulton 2 years ago

You obviously don't have kids

1point

Katie Gaffney 2 years ago

Safety locks are a waste of money. They get in. Honestly we can’t keep our eyes on them every second and also the answer is they are the ones that took the pictures.

1point

Chrysta Richards 2 years ago

My house was locked down like Fort Knox when my 3 boys were little. Expensive magnetic Tot Loks on all the cabinets and drawers, doorknob locks, appliance locks, scissors and anything they could write with locked in tubs inside the locked cabinets, outlet covers, the whole entire shebang, but my youngest thought he was Houdini's apprentice or something. Once, when he was three, I laid down with him in my bed to get him to take a nap. When I was sure he was asleep, I inched my way out of the bed (all parents know this maneuver) and went to transfer some laundry from the washer to the dryer and start another load of wash. I returned to my room less than 10 minutes later intending to lie back down and nap with the kid, only to find that while I was a couple rooms away, he had managed, with the stealth of a ninja, to locate the only Sharpie in the house that wasn't in the locked box in the locked cabinet and write alllllllllll over my master bathroom vanity *and* his nekkid self. 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

1point

Briana Landers 3 years ago

It takes 5 seconds of a dead-silent toddler to actually end up dead i kid you not you cant even use the bathroom with the door closed and them in a play pen. I saw far too much of mt mom after she had my baby brother and before i learned i had ro be helpful this time

1point

YaYa 2 years ago

I understand wondering the parents were when kids color an entire car. But outside of something that takes hours to accomplish little children are quick, crafty and they often notice things we think they're either too young or not paying attention to. They PLOT and the moment opportunity presents itself they're stealthy & curious and often smarter than parents realize they are. My youngest was such a handful he was not allowed on any field trips unless I chaperoned. He was such a dare devil the school was TERRIFIED there'd be a law suit launched because he broke a bone at least once a year and required stitches often. ALWAYS while he was in school. Not due to negligence he was a dare devil he'd climb ANYTHING, leap from ANYTHING. If it looked dangerous he would try it. I finally decided well if he was gonna be black & blue & all broken up I needed to find something to help him so I enrolled him in boxing & football. He was good at both. Thankfully he is an adult now.

0points

Judy Macauley 2 years ago

I feel like every time I went to the bathroom, my daughters got into some trouble. The first one I remember the best: she was maybe 18 months old. She got my red lipstick (not sure how) and wrote all over our couch. Moral of the story: parents CAN NOT go potty. Until the kids are sleeping.

0points

Yort 3 years ago

People will post things like this and then get all offended when you say you don’t want kids.

11points

Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 3 years ago

Reasons why the bloodline ends with me:

9points

Sara Frazer 3 years ago (edited)

Why are half of these pics where the parent should've been intervening instead of "tAkInG a CuTe PhOtO oPp!!!" °~° -- just saying, I have my own daughter, and have spent time raising a nephew and a lot of time alone with my other two nephews, any time I found a situation even remotely similar to any of these the first instinct was to get them out of said situation, not "lolOL lemme grab my PhOnE"... ...

6points

Emily Fravel 2 years ago

You’ve repeatedly found yourself in these situations and still think you’re in a position to judge?

2points

Al Christensen 3 years ago

My former wife and I didn't want children. When friends asked why, we'd answer almost in unison, "Kids f**k up your stuff." There were more reasons, but this answer was easy for others to relate to.

6points

Claudia Lorenz 3 years ago

Many of those are not funny. These kids are demons.

4points

Malcontent 3 years ago

Basically, this is an advert for not having kids, and a good demonstration of why some people need to sit an IQ test before they are allowed to have kids...

4points

IlovemydogShilo 3 years ago

Another 103 reasons I am so glad that I never had kids.

4points

Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis 3 years ago

Rabbits for me please, just so many pet bunnies.

4points

Ileana Sky Aviles 3 years ago

My mother told me when I was a baby, I emptied the contents of a big baby formula can inside our 100 gallon salt water aquarium because I thought the fishes open mouths meant they were hungry.

4points

René Studer 3 years ago

Oh look, another commercial for condoms.

4points

J. Normal 3 years ago

For those of you who comment about not supervising your kids, then stating you are not having any... Thank you for not contributing to the problem.

4points

J. Maxx 3 years ago

I've helped raised kids from infants to teens. They weren't mine but I did help raise them. Parenting is hard, but it also takes parents who actually care and PAY ATTENTION TO THEIR KIDS. A lot of what was shown took a long time to accomplish. That means the parents WEREN"T PAYING ATTENTION. You don't need to have given birth to a child to raise one or just take care of one. You need patience, love and you MUST ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION to the little darlings even if you would rather put them in carboard box and ship their spoilt asses back to amazon.

6points

CatGirl 3 years ago

I'm astonished by how careless people are with really expensive things. Then again, if they had any common sense, they probably would've been able to cope with contraception...

4points

Kay blue 3 years ago

I'm so glad my daughter is now 20, yet I still found some of these anxiety/anger inducing.

4points

Pavlina G 3 years ago

I'll never understand why these parents want to post these pics of their kids being feral. That kind of thing is best kept in the family, only to be retold at family gatherings. LOL>

3points

RedOphelia 13 2 years ago

Because it gets them likes and attention on social media. Which is probably what they were doing when some of these little accidents happened.

1point

Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 3 years ago

Adding this to my list on the reasons the blood line very well ends with me

3points

Danielle Renee 3 years ago

reinforced my choice not to have kids

3points

Lily Mae Kitty 3 years ago

so, apparently you're supposed to watch them every single second they're awake and people don't. how would you even do that?

3points

J. Normal 3 years ago

Velcro or zip ties

4points

Trillian 3 years ago

My daughter drew me a map to find a treasure. I found it buried in her sandbox. It was my good handbag. Good thing I'm a great treasure hunter so it was okay, just a little .. .sandy.

3points

Aiyanna Clements 3 years ago

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3points

Vicky Zar 3 years ago

Depends on the kids. Some are wise at 5 and others are stupid at 40

8points

Paula Dee 2 years ago

No kids for me

2points

Tawny Fox 2 years ago

Leave children in a safe place with white furniture and any creative colorful items alone for 8 minutes on video...

2points

Peter Kelly 3 years ago

Perhaps I'm being harsh, but all I see here are examples of latent idiots. They may be very young but the behaviour is ridiculous.

2points

Winx 3 years ago

I like to read articles like this every once in a while to reinforce my decision to never have children. Thank you for sharing these warning stories lol

2points

Nikki Sevven 3 years ago

How are you leaving young children alone long enough to make most of these messes?!

2points

Alexis Draskinis 3 years ago

My kid almost broke my nose with those hard cardboard "starter" books. I had a bad headache & was lying in the couch while he played. He wanted to read, i guess, and came over with it. All i heard was "BOOK!" & opened my eyes to see the spine of it being wailed into the bridge of my nose. First came stars. Then it was blood everywhere! Had to call my mom (an ex nurse) to come check it & watch him while i stopped the bleeding. Not broken but still had a few black eyes for a few days. He was probably like 2 and hes 14 now. We still laugh about it

2points

J. F. 3 years ago

Good thing I will never have to deal with all of that! Also, condoms are way cheaper than some of the little "accidents"....

2points

RedOphelia 13 2 years ago

Heck, vasectomy, ablasion, and tubal ligation can all be cheaper options in the long run for those who don't want to have children but also don't want to be stuck with uncomfortable condoms or hormone based birth control the rest of their life.

1point

Deeksha Singh 2 years ago

My Kid wrote this to the Tooth Fairy. He believes in straight communications. :D :P 1-6323192b27a3b.jpg

1point

Mare Reasons 2 years ago

Parents are amazing to me, to put up with all the mess and the screaming and I could never deal with all those things w/o going crazy and livid and this is why I decided never to have kids.

1point

RedOphelia 13 2 years ago

Why are parents more concerned with posting photos of said situations as content on their Twitter or Instagram feeds as opposed to...making sure the kids can't get into anything that might be dangerous for them? Some of these look like your average accidents in the adventures of life and some just make it seem like one or both parents are really bad at paying attention to what their kids are doing I get that little kids get quiet and are speedy little devils at times but it looks more and more like people just have children to have continuous streams of content and attention on social media. Parenting would be easier for them if they'd put the phone down and actually parent. And yes, I have a child of my own who is 16 now. His father let stuff like this happen but I didn't. My kid got messy but I taught him to pick up after himself and that when mommy says don't touch, she means it, all chemicals and sharp objects were kept up higher and out of reach of his hands.

1point

whodunnitfan2013 3 years ago

Thank you, every deity in existence, for my being infertile, and due to my chronic health conditions, I'll be sterile soon!

1point

April Wilson 2 years ago

And probably dead as well. That's quite something to be grateful for.

-1point

Lyone Fein 3 years ago

Why give children technology? When they have earned the money to buy it for themselves, they can have it.

1point

AJ Small 2 years ago

School will be delightful for them, I'm sure. Not having access to the same tech as your peers? They won't be behind, in the slightest.

-1point

lazy panda 3 years ago

I appreciate the free birth control

1point

Daniel Marsh 3 years ago (edited)

I'm a little curious about some of these. My son is a tad unique. And very funny. But I can't imagine the destructive tendencies shown here. I did lots of wierd things, myself (putting tea leaves in the clothes drier to make tea bags... mistaking boullion cubes for caramel candies... learning about baker's chocolate the hard way... forming "rivers" with the garden hose... even Lysol flamethrowers (YIPES!!!)) Can't say I recall my son, myself, my siblings or any of the neighborhood kids being so destructive. (OK, DECADES later, the holes we dug and covered up to make underground forts in the woods caused some problems for tractors trying to develop the area... but that's not exactly the same thing.)

1point

Demi Zwaan 3 years ago

This seems more a 'parents fail at parenting' then anything. Maybe not leave little kids alone?

1point

ivan bolitekurac 3 years ago (edited)

#animalsgood #childrenbad

1point

Ray Chambers 2 years ago

Don't you mean "50 reasons I don't ever want to have kids"?

0points

Landon Mark 2 years ago

Oofy

0points

YaYa 2 years ago

My children are 15 years apart so I was younger & I guess more alert with the first 2. My youngest was a child you could NEVER take your eyes off of. I was sleeping I woke because my mouth felt sticky & sweet. I sat up trying to figure out why my mouth felt so full. My second shocker was my son sitting beside me wearing a semi toothless little smile. I had no idea how he'd escaped his crib but along with that semi toothless little grin he was pink & shinny his head, Arms, legs and were all shinny. I dectected the scent of some kind of candy. He'd escaped from his crib, made it to his sister's room grabbed a little bag of FLAVORED lip gloss made it back to my room climbed in my bed took a bath in it or ate it or both then fed what was left to me in my sleep. Right now I am grateful he is an adult and just waiting for my brand new granddaughter to avenge me!

0points

Landon Ream 2 years ago

This is why I don’t want kids

0points

Kathryn Ellicott 2 years ago

So glad I don't have kids! I would go insane!

0points

Talitha Turner 2 years ago

This made me laugh so much. Especially the comments. I was down but not anymore. Great thread

0points

Nichaela Young 2 years ago

Omygod, this reinforces exactly how much I hate kids.

0points

RedOphelia 13 2 years ago

Don't hate the children. Hate the parents who allowed them to be little demons and never bothered to correct the bad behavior.

1point

Purple tiger 3 years ago

Best contraceptive ever!

0points

Emmy🧡️ 3 years ago

This is why I will never be having kids. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. 🤣

0points

Claire Stanfield 3 years ago

Children are wonderful, but not easy to deal with all the time. I'd like to believe there's some nuance here.

0points

Glirpy 3 years ago

This site rehashes the same content more than any other site on the Internet.

0points

Susan Trevaskis-Owen 3 years ago

Wait...it's starting to come back to me... Yes, I'm beginning to remember why I don't have kids.

0points

Mo'o Joe 2 years ago

Oh my gosh people lighten up! If your parents felt the same way, you wouldn't be here complaining about little kids. You know...Bible says that you have to be like these little kids in order to enter into Heaven.

-1point

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

A post celebrating terrible behaviour, and terrible parenting. Wonderful. These are the types of people who let their kid get hurt on a treadmill, then blame the manufacturer.

-2points

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Otter 3 years ago

Thank you, whatever Deity is in charge of these things, for making me infertile!

81points

Rage of Aquarius 3 years ago

49points

Janet C 3 years ago

50 more reasons why I thank the gods every day that I wisely chose to never have kids.

48points

Dorothy Parker 3 years ago

In many of the posts there were very young children being left to their own devices. Where were their parents? Or safety locks? Can't blame them for being children.

29points

Monday 3 years ago

74points

Summer Mason 3 years ago

18points

Mamabear XO 2 years ago

Sounds like maybe you don't have kids ... s**t happens.

6points

Lykke 3 years ago

5points

aNAKEDcupcake 2 years ago

In the blink of an eye a child can cause chaos. You must not be a parent. I'm a Mom to 1 adult 2 teenage boys and a 1 year old daughter. I have to watch her EVERY move because she is so quick!

4points

Rachel Walters 2 years ago (edited)

3points

Jay Walsh 2 years ago

don't have kids huh? Try it some time, maybe go to the bathroom, or just the other room to grab your phone that's ringing, maybe let the dog out...

2points

Res Earch 2 years ago

2points

Ellen Tannenbaum 2 years ago

2points

Billy Moulton 2 years ago

You obviously don't have kids

1point

Katie Gaffney 2 years ago

Safety locks are a waste of money. They get in. Honestly we can’t keep our eyes on them every second and also the answer is they are the ones that took the pictures.

1point

Chrysta Richards 2 years ago

1point

Briana Landers 3 years ago

1point

YaYa 2 years ago

0points

Judy Macauley 2 years ago

0points

Yort 3 years ago

People will post things like this and then get all offended when you say you don’t want kids.

11points

Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 3 years ago

Reasons why the bloodline ends with me:

9points

Sara Frazer 3 years ago (edited)

6points

Emily Fravel 2 years ago

You’ve repeatedly found yourself in these situations and still think you’re in a position to judge?

2points

Al Christensen 3 years ago

My former wife and I didn't want children. When friends asked why, we'd answer almost in unison, "Kids f**k up your stuff." There were more reasons, but this answer was easy for others to relate to.

6points

Claudia Lorenz 3 years ago

Many of those are not funny. These kids are demons.

4points

Malcontent 3 years ago

Basically, this is an advert for not having kids, and a good demonstration of why some people need to sit an IQ test before they are allowed to have kids...

4points

IlovemydogShilo 3 years ago

Another 103 reasons I am so glad that I never had kids.

4points

Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis 3 years ago

Rabbits for me please, just so many pet bunnies.

4points

Ileana Sky Aviles 3 years ago

My mother told me when I was a baby, I emptied the contents of a big baby formula can inside our 100 gallon salt water aquarium because I thought the fishes open mouths meant they were hungry.

4points

René Studer 3 years ago

Oh look, another commercial for condoms.

4points

J. Normal 3 years ago

For those of you who comment about not supervising your kids, then stating you are not having any... Thank you for not contributing to the problem.

4points

J. Maxx 3 years ago

6points

CatGirl 3 years ago

I'm astonished by how careless people are with really expensive things. Then again, if they had any common sense, they probably would've been able to cope with contraception...

4points

Kay blue 3 years ago

I'm so glad my daughter is now 20, yet I still found some of these anxiety/anger inducing.

4points

Pavlina G 3 years ago

I'll never understand why these parents want to post these pics of their kids being feral. That kind of thing is best kept in the family, only to be retold at family gatherings. LOL>

3points

RedOphelia 13 2 years ago

Because it gets them likes and attention on social media. Which is probably what they were doing when some of these little accidents happened.

1point

Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 3 years ago

Adding this to my list on the reasons the blood line very well ends with me

3points

Danielle Renee 3 years ago

reinforced my choice not to have kids

3points

Lily Mae Kitty 3 years ago

so, apparently you're supposed to watch them every single second they're awake and people don't. how would you even do that?

3points

J. Normal 3 years ago

Velcro or zip ties

4points

Trillian 3 years ago

My daughter drew me a map to find a treasure. I found it buried in her sandbox. It was my good handbag. Good thing I'm a great treasure hunter so it was okay, just a little .. .sandy.

3points

Aiyanna Clements 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

3points

Vicky Zar 3 years ago

Depends on the kids. Some are wise at 5 and others are stupid at 40

8points

Paula Dee 2 years ago

No kids for me

2points

Tawny Fox 2 years ago

Leave children in a safe place with white furniture and any creative colorful items alone for 8 minutes on video...

2points

Peter Kelly 3 years ago

Perhaps I'm being harsh, but all I see here are examples of latent idiots. They may be very young but the behaviour is ridiculous.

2points

Winx 3 years ago

I like to read articles like this every once in a while to reinforce my decision to never have children. Thank you for sharing these warning stories lol

2points

Nikki Sevven 3 years ago

How are you leaving young children alone long enough to make most of these messes?!

2points

Alexis Draskinis 3 years ago

2points

J. F. 3 years ago

Good thing I will never have to deal with all of that! Also, condoms are way cheaper than some of the little "accidents"....

2points

RedOphelia 13 2 years ago

1point

Deeksha Singh 2 years ago

My Kid wrote this to the Tooth Fairy. He believes in straight communications. :D :P 1-6323192b27a3b.jpg

1point

Mare Reasons 2 years ago

Parents are amazing to me, to put up with all the mess and the screaming and I could never deal with all those things w/o going crazy and livid and this is why I decided never to have kids.

1point

RedOphelia 13 2 years ago

1point

whodunnitfan2013 3 years ago

Thank you, every deity in existence, for my being infertile, and due to my chronic health conditions, I'll be sterile soon!

1point

April Wilson 2 years ago

And probably dead as well. That's quite something to be grateful for.

-1point

Lyone Fein 3 years ago

Why give children technology? When they have earned the money to buy it for themselves, they can have it.

1point

AJ Small 2 years ago

School will be delightful for them, I'm sure. Not having access to the same tech as your peers? They won't be behind, in the slightest.

-1point

lazy panda 3 years ago

I appreciate the free birth control

1point

Daniel Marsh 3 years ago (edited)

1point

Demi Zwaan 3 years ago

This seems more a 'parents fail at parenting' then anything. Maybe not leave little kids alone?

1point

ivan bolitekurac 3 years ago (edited)

#animalsgood #childrenbad

1point

Ray Chambers 2 years ago

Don't you mean "50 reasons I don't ever want to have kids"?

0points

Landon Mark 2 years ago

Oofy

0points

YaYa 2 years ago

0points

Landon Ream 2 years ago

This is why I don’t want kids

0points

Kathryn Ellicott 2 years ago

So glad I don't have kids! I would go insane!

0points

Talitha Turner 2 years ago

This made me laugh so much. Especially the comments. I was down but not anymore. Great thread

0points

Nichaela Young 2 years ago

Omygod, this reinforces exactly how much I hate kids.

0points

RedOphelia 13 2 years ago

Don't hate the children. Hate the parents who allowed them to be little demons and never bothered to correct the bad behavior.

1point