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Let’s all just give a big round of applause to all parents who dedicated their 18 years (or rather, their whole lives) to professionally taming a little daredevil, and often not one but two or three, or more. With bloodshot eyes and not much fuel left in their tank, moms, dads and caregivers keep surprising us all with their sheer level of resilience, straight face, and even a smile.

Because raising kids is not for the faint-hearted. So in order to remind us of that, Bored Panda compiled a collection of posts where kids made their parents' day really miserable.

So that your coffee stain, lost keys and really important email sent out to the wrong address won’t feel so bad!

#1

Just Brilliant

Just Brilliant

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KJ
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Compassion and honesty, both good qualities, the smacking your brother about maybe not so great.

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And This Is Exactly Why You Shouldn’t Let Your Kids Go In The Bathroom Together With You

And This Is Exactly Why You Shouldn’t Let Your Kids Go In The Bathroom Together With You

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Luna W.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm howling with laughter (and crying a little bit inside)... lol

PeachPossum
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister told me that, when I was a kid, maybe 4 or 5 years old, I once saw her change a sanitary napkin. I said, "What'd you do? Poop your pants?" She was *still* mad at me for saying that, even after 50 years... smh

Vicky Zar
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just explain it to them. 3 year olds are not stupid. No reason not to let them in. On the contrary. It‘s the natural way to teach them such things (menstruation, human body…)

Mary Peace
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At 3 years old? I had such a sheltered upbringing, I struggled to understand the explanation when I was 10.

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Calypso poet
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need new reading glasses because I read that as MOOSE not MOUSE! Ouch!

Jennifer Laird
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son asked “why do you a have a price tag down there”? All he saw was the string……

Iva Riddle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG! When I was about 5 I saw my grandfather milking a cow and told mother that he pinched the cow on the boobie and she tinkled in a bucket.

Angéla Davieź
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I took my 3yr old boy into a public toilet and while I was mid finger puppet exchange he YELLED whilst heaving "MUM WHY ARE YOU PUTTING THAT TAMPON IN YOUR BUM?" I walked out to a line of women waiting and said "we all know that didn't happen right?" ....not one laugh...tough crowd

Celtic Pirate Queen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My 3 y/o (daughter) saw me insert/remove tampons occasionally. So one night she announces at dinner, "When I grow up I will shave my legs and have tampons". Yeah, kid - that pretty much sums up the female experience. Throw in making 30% less than your male counterpart & you've hit the trifecta.

Melissa J
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🤦🏻‍♀️ I have sons so this will never come to be.lol However, I did get asked if my wheen-wheen fell off and that's why I have to sit to pee. I am happy to report that my wheen-wheen didn't fall off I was born without one. My sons now understand why I have to sit to pee. 😉😄

Veronica H. Song
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg, what will she think when you try to explain to her how babies are made😲😂

Leslie Burleson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha ! My son walked in on me lady grooming , and told everyone at the park about it . It was lovely

Gladys Hayes Southerland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Laughed until l cried! When they can talk, it's time to put them out of the bathroom.

Deadman Walking
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw the same at that age. My mom told me that those were "mommy's diapers" and I thought that women needed diapers their entire life

Julissa Guzman-Miranda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🤦 OH god this is oh no dad ask's MOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GK Matlock
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's pretty sad that that image is going to be in her head the rest of her life

Donald Holder
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah true but at least when she's ready she'll be knowing what a lady has to go through every month. Nothing better than visual explanation

Daisy Paradis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't worry, she'll find something else to talk about in a couple weeks.

Angéla Davieź
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also ,when he was 2 I caught him trying to put a tampon down the back of his nappy. When I asked what he was doing he got all embarrassed and said "Here Mummy, for your bum"

Angéla Davieź
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also he grew up with no male role model and he asked me one day "Mum when am I going to get a gyno (vagina)",I responded with "never darling" he cried hard for about 2 hours after because he thought there was something wrong with him!!!

Kate Hudson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my God if I wasn't laughing so hard I would say you had that coming! Laughing so hard I'm crying and I can't see

Kate Hudson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that wasn't so damn funny I would say you deserve everything you got coming. I'm laughing so hard I can't see. Omg.

C Cat
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We don't "let" the kids go into the bathroom, it's just not a choice

V Bingham
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having been a single mom l fully understand, 50% laughing your a*s off, 50% mortification...lol I'd just look at people and say, *You don't want to know* lol

Gladys Hayes Southerland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And there's no way to explain that statement to anyone. Just smile, shrug & say "Kids! " then change the subject fast.

Hollyn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mom’s interview: Toddler comes in “Mommy keeps mice in her butt!”

Shawn Heng
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ashley Baker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omfg i legit think i just peed my pants a little!!!! this is the best thing i’ve heard in years!!! lol

Lp Johnson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Night owl is asleep now, it's REALLY not a good time to be reading these... Bwahahahaha!

Kat Mac
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My 2 yr old daughter had a book called "There is a Mouse in the House". It came with a paper mouse with a string for a tail that went through a slit on the page to the next one. I was putting on my pjs when she yelled "Mommy! My Mouse!" while pointing at my crotch area. I was laughing so hard as I was to convince her that it was just a loose string from my pjs. She is now 27 & still laugh about a Mouse in the House.

Cass Thomas
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is beyond disgusting. Why is your child in a bathroom with you in the first place, let alone while you are performing female hygiene? You are beyond disgusting.

Ray_gunn
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What happened to having a bit of discretion in front of a young kid? It is no effort to distract a child for a few seconds it takes to remove a tampon and put it in a tissue for disposal. I worked as a nurse so I've seen a lot but this is kinda sick.

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Renee Terry
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ewww....why would you let a little boy get close enough when u have your pants down, to be able to see this???

Atropos Key
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry, but WHY would you do that in front of your child?

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Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry if this comes out sounding rude. But I would rather have a toddler in the stall with me than outside the stall where they could easily get kidnapped or wander off

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Christine Trapp
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol....this is just too funny not to share with the world. My sons would come in the bathroom with till they left home. They didn't care if i was pooping. It was our alone time they would say.

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No one needs to see your personal hygiene Activities. Let alone a child. Somewhat disgusting

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#3

It Wasn’t Even Double Stuffed

It Wasn’t Even Double Stuffed

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To find out about navigating parenting in these crazily uncertain times, Bored Panda reached out to Natalie Maximets, a certified life transformation coach at “Online Divorce,” which is a professional divorce document preparation service with 20 years of market history.

“The pandemic and isolation have certainly shocked every family with a child. Now our houses or apartments aren’t just places where we live. Currently, this space also serves as an office, a school, a place for activities, etc.,” Natalie told us.

According to her, the situation is twofold. “On the one hand, parents are constantly with their children and can devote more time to them. But on the other hand, not everyone can withstand such a stress test as limited space doesn’t provide an opportunity to direct one’s energy and emotions outward.”

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Little Mischief

Little Mischief

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, I tried to make a break for it at a fair in a wee powered kiddie car , according to my folks. Kids make their own priorities ^-^

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Golden Advice For Parents

Golden Advice For Parents

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Buren
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't decide if she is playing pretend make-up business or bakery

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#6

Kids, Sharpies, And A Dalmatian Makes For Interesting Times

Kids, Sharpies, And A Dalmatian Makes For Interesting Times

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What’s more, the need to combine multiple roles is even more obvious.There are many challenges parents can face during times of pandemic and postpandemic. “First, they have to act as teachers because of homeschooling. However, not all parents have the necessary skills to explain the subject matter to their children easily. Moreover, with this additional role, it becomes more challenging to maintain a balance,” Natalie explained.

“Second, parents can face behavioral problems in their children. Due to a lack of interaction with other kids, the inability to play with someone other than their parents, and a limited list of activities, children can become irritable, aggressive, or hyperactive (it’s purely individual).” Natalie said that such situations are challenging for both the children and the parents.

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#7

It's Amazing How Unhelpful Kids Can Be While Trying So Very Hard To Be Helpful

It's Amazing How Unhelpful Kids Can Be While Trying So Very Hard To Be Helpful

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DUN DUN
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The intentions were innocent, and so were his big eyes and big smile. Lmao you can't even get mad at them.

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#8

Kid Buys Farts From Amazon

Kid Buys Farts From Amazon

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Buren
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's written politely but that person is laughing their behind off

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#9

This Kid At Lowes

This Kid At Lowes

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact the man is trying to figure out how to solve this while standing next to a sign that reads 'plan b' makes me inexplicably pleased 🤷‍♀️

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“Third, it can be difficult for working parents to take care of their children’s daily routines. Kindergartens, schools, and hobby groups are extremely important. They help structure children's lives, fill them with meaning every day, and reduce conflicts in the family. In the new realities, parents have to think about how to keep their children busy every minute.”

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Wife’s Friend Was Convinced There Was Ghost Baby In Her Daughter’s Crib. Turns Out Dad Forgot To Remove The Mattress Sticker.

Wife’s Friend Was Convinced There Was Ghost Baby In Her Daughter’s Crib. Turns Out Dad Forgot To Remove The Mattress Sticker.

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Kids Are Having Fun With Friends So A Neighbor Reported To HOA That They Must Be Running A Childcare

Kids Are Having Fun With Friends So A Neighbor Reported To HOA That They Must Be Running A Childcare

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KJ
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some folks have way too much free time and love getting into others business.

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Moreover, Natalie explained that during quarantine, people become closer to each other. As a result, personal boundaries are blurred, leading to two possible scenarios. “In scenario one, parents and children start working against each other, causing conflicts. In scenario two, they manage to establish an even deeper connection with each other. The main thing with the second scenario is to not leave the child alone with their fears.”

#13

She Thought This Was "White Water"

She Thought This Was "White Water"

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Honey, I Cheated On You

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#15

My Son Said He Was Hot And Wanted Ice Cream. This Is Not What I Expected

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For any parent who feels overwhelmed with trying to juggle out these duties, Natalie’s advice is to change perspective. “Young parents may feel overwhelmed, anxious, and stressed out because they take on too much and want to be ideal parents. But remember, the child doesn’t need a perfect mom or dad. They need emotionally healthy parents because the parent’s psychological state directly affects the kids.”

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She continued: “Therefore, every time you feel strained to your limits, just stop, exhale, and deal with the problem you can solve at the moment. It will make you feel capable of doing something. Then, try to break bigger problems into smaller ones. You’ll see that there are practically no unsolvable situations.”

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A Bit Creepy

A Bit Creepy

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#17

How

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Tobias Rieper
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it looks like one of the picture series you see of a bird that got caught in an oil slick being cleaned

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#18

This Mom Who...well, I Don't Need To Do Any Explaining Here:

This Mom Who...well, I Don't Need To Do Any Explaining Here:

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Wilf
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get that kid out of there! Concrete setting is a chemical reaction. That child could get serious burns.

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At the same time, it seems like there are too many parenting styles and methods out there. Natalie confirmed that the topic is often very controversial, with many parents having strong opinions about raising their children. “But at the same time, the goal is always the same—to raise a happy, healthy, and successful child. Each of the existing parenting styles and methods focuses on it.”

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#19

What My Aunt Encountered When She Went To Pour Herself A Whiskey On The Rocks

What My Aunt Encountered When She Went To Pour Herself A Whiskey On The Rocks

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According to the life coach, it is crucial to find the one that works for your child. “For example, the well-known Montessori method may not suit an active child. Waldorf education may not work for children with strong leadership qualities and a great need for physical activity. Technique by Cecil Lupan requires the baby’s mother to spend almost all of her time exercising with her child.”

#22

There Was A Friggin Gecko Hiding In My Son's Toy Spider

There Was A Friggin Gecko Hiding In My Son's Toy Spider

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#23

My Kid Swallowed A Penny While Showing His Little Brother How He Accidentally Swallowed A SIM Key The Day Before

My Kid Swallowed A Penny While Showing His Little Brother How He Accidentally Swallowed A SIM Key The Day Before

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#24

Identically Unperturbed By What They Did To Themselves With The Clippers At 5AM

Identically Unperturbed By What They Did To Themselves With The Clippers At 5AM

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Natalie added that there is no single recipe to understand what is suitable for your child. Having said that, she also listed some steps you may want to think about. “First, you should analyze your child’s personality and the required level of physical activity, creativity, and socialization. Second, think about the 4 main parenting styles (authoritarian, authoritative, permissive, uninvolved) and try to predict your child’s reaction to each of them. Perhaps in your case, you can’t choose one style. Then, think about how you can mix them or even work out your own.”

Natalie concluded that as a parent, you can also go to a professional psychologist who will talk with you and your child, determine strong sides and interests, and suggest possible options.

#25

My Nephew Wanted A Portrait Of George Washington. Thank Goodness He Didn’t Want A Portrait Of Ben Franklin

My Nephew Wanted A Portrait Of George Washington. Thank Goodness He Didn’t Want A Portrait Of Ben Franklin

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Sheila Stamey
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You probably couldn't buy a picture of George Washington with the dollar, not counting gas, time and everything. Just saying, it's not the worst idea I've ever seen

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#26

Sounds Like A Great Start Of The Day

Sounds Like A Great Start Of The Day

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#29

I Complimented My Wife On The Design On The Back Of Her Dress Not Realizing It Was Our Son's Puke

I Complimented My Wife On The Design On The Back Of Her Dress Not Realizing It Was Our Son's Puke

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#30

My Kid Got Her Fingers Stuck In A Bench At School And The Bench Rode With Her To The ER. Yes, She Is Alright. Yes, We Kept The Bench Seat

My Kid Got Her Fingers Stuck In A Bench At School And The Bench Rode With Her To The ER. Yes, She Is Alright. Yes, We Kept The Bench Seat

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#32

Just Watched A Kid In My Apartment Lobby Get Excited About Seeing His Dad Outside, Run Face-First Into The Glass Panel, And Crack It

Just Watched A Kid In My Apartment Lobby Get Excited About Seeing His Dad Outside, Run Face-First Into The Glass Panel, And Crack It

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#33

They Are So Literal Aren’t They?

They Are So Literal Aren’t They?

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#34

While The World Is Fighting Over Toilet Paper, My Toddler Is Giving Ours A Bath

While The World Is Fighting Over Toilet Paper, My Toddler Is Giving Ours A Bath

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#35

Kid Hung Up The Wet Wipes To Allow Them To Dry

Kid Hung Up The Wet Wipes To Allow Them To Dry

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#36

To Top It Off, It Was On Her Husband's Credit Card

To Top It Off, It Was On Her Husband's Credit Card

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#37

Drove 45 Mins To The Store Thinking I Had My Mask In My Pocket. It Was A Baby Sock

Drove 45 Mins To The Store Thinking I Had My Mask In My Pocket. It Was A Baby Sock

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#38

Accidentally Spilled Coffee Grounds On The Floor... And All Over My Child

Accidentally Spilled Coffee Grounds On The Floor... And All Over My Child

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#39

I Had To Pay $39.35 To Hold My Baby After He Was Born

I Had To Pay $39.35 To Hold My Baby After He Was Born

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More nonsense from the USA. In Japan, delivery is one of the very few things not covered by insurance. Instead, my hometown pays 100% of the cost ... including a 10-day stay in the hospital and parenting classes including how to feed, change a diaper, etc.

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#40

Had A Sneezing Attack (Not Sick) And My Daughter Made Me A “Potion” To Feel Better

Had A Sneezing Attack (Not Sick) And My Daughter Made Me A “Potion” To Feel Better

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#41

Wrangled All The Seats Put Of The Minivan, Got 30 Seconds Into My Vacuuming When Suddenly It Shuts Off And A Kid Starts Crying. Kid Was Fine

Wrangled All The Seats Put Of The Minivan, Got 30 Seconds Into My Vacuuming When Suddenly It Shuts Off And A Kid Starts Crying. Kid Was Fine

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#42

Thanks, Nickelodeon Slime

Thanks, Nickelodeon Slime

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#43

Sigh

Sigh

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ElenaK
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The mess in this room distracts me from the dog food on the floor!

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#44

Where In The Dad Manual Did It Mention How To Stop A 3-Year-Old From Taking Bites Out Of Dry Wall?

Where In The Dad Manual Did It Mention How To Stop A 3-Year-Old From Taking Bites Out Of Dry Wall?

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Cigdem Kanburoğlu
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pica (eating uneatable things like earth etc) can be a sign of anemia. Need to check to stay on the safe side

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#45

My Toddler Squeezed A Bottle Of Powdered Creamer Until It Exploded In Her Face… Now Creamer Is Continuously Draining Out Of Her Nose

My Toddler Squeezed A Bottle Of Powdered Creamer Until It Exploded In Her Face… Now Creamer Is Continuously Draining Out Of Her Nose

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#46

Son Decided To Swallow A Nickel And Turn $.05 Into $4400.00

Son Decided To Swallow A Nickel And Turn $.05 Into $4400.00

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

cant see how Americans still think this is value for money , y'all are getting robbed and you even campaign AGAINST social medicine , cray cray

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#47

My Five-Year-Old Daughter Cut Holes In Her Socks Just In Case Her Feet Get Hot

My Five-Year-Old Daughter Cut Holes In Her Socks Just In Case Her Feet Get Hot

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#48

Sorry Dad, Sister Did It

Sorry Dad, Sister Did It

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#49

My 14-Year-Old Daughter Decided To Stir The Smoothie With A Metal Spoon. While The Blender Was Still Blending

My 14-Year-Old Daughter Decided To Stir The Smoothie With A Metal Spoon. While The Blender Was Still Blending

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#50

My Toddler And I Walked To The Park... Just To Find That The Whole Playground Has Been Removed

My Toddler And I Walked To The Park... Just To Find That The Whole Playground Has Been Removed

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#51

He Is Going To Be A CEO Some Day Soon

He Is Going To Be A CEO Some Day Soon

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#52

Sprained My Ankle And Decided To Skip The Doctor Visit. In The Darkness Walked Into My Kids’ Trampoline And Broke The Toe On The Other Foot. My Nurses Were Very Impressed

Sprained My Ankle And Decided To Skip The Doctor Visit. In The Darkness Walked Into My Kids’ Trampoline And Broke The Toe On The Other Foot. My Nurses Were Very Impressed

I stayed up late that night because of the pain.

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#53

Poor Dad

Poor Dad

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#54

When It's Date Night With Your Husband And You Sneak A Peak Into The Kid's Room To See If She Is Sleeping

When It's Date Night With Your Husband And You Sneak A Peak Into The Kid's Room To See If She Is Sleeping

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#57

I’m A Monster

I’m A Monster

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Angela B
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once served a sandwich that "was facing the wrong way" so, I can relate.

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#58

First Night Of Vacation And We Go To Pull Out The Sofa Bed For The Kids, Hear A Loud Crunching Sound. Son’s iPhone Got Caught In Hinges Of Bed Frame

First Night Of Vacation And We Go To Pull Out The Sofa Bed For The Kids, Hear A Loud Crunching Sound. Son’s iPhone Got Caught In Hinges Of Bed Frame

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#59

I’m Having A My-Kid-Puked-In-My-Prosthetic-Foot Day. You?

I’m Having A My-Kid-Puked-In-My-Prosthetic-Foot Day. You?

She immediately declared that she felt %100 better, while I just stood there trying to figure out how best to remove the mess.

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well you don't have trench foot, but you do have stench foot 🤦‍♀️

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#60

My Kids Tore A Hole In A Beanbag Chair And Tons Of Static-Charged Styrofoam Balls Went Everywhere

My Kids Tore A Hole In A Beanbag Chair And Tons Of Static-Charged Styrofoam Balls Went Everywhere

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#61

2-Year-Old Put Crayons In The Dishwasher. There's No Coming Back From That

2-Year-Old Put Crayons In The Dishwasher. There's No Coming Back From That

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#62

Stole One Of These Candies From My Kid’s Christmas Stash, Learned The Hard Way They’re Actually Individually Wrapped Soaps

Stole One Of These Candies From My Kid’s Christmas Stash, Learned The Hard Way They’re Actually Individually Wrapped Soaps

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who the hell would design a soap like that, put it in a candy wrapper, and not write "soap" or like a pic of hands washing or something. Honestly I would have tried to eat this too 😅

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#63

Tried To Order A Custom Shirt Showing My Love For My Son’s Favorite Cartoon Character. Apparently I Forgot To Remove The Placeholder Text I Added To The Back While Designing It

Tried To Order A Custom Shirt Showing My Love For My Son’s Favorite Cartoon Character. Apparently I Forgot To Remove The Placeholder Text I Added To The Back While Designing It

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#65

Never Have Children

Never Have Children

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#66

My Son Was So Excited To Show Me The Art He Drew On My Car With A Rock

My Son Was So Excited To Show Me The Art He Drew On My Car With A Rock

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Melissa J
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see a ❤ heart shape so I would say he loves you. However, this maybe a dbl edged sword since he scraped it into your car.lol

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#67

I Tried To Bake My Daughter A Birthday Cake But I Made A B-Hole Instead

I Tried To Bake My Daughter A Birthday Cake But I Made A B-Hole Instead

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#68

The Pan I Use To Make Her Favorite Food Got Broken And She Was Convinced We Would Never Be Able To Eat It Again

The Pan I Use To Make Her Favorite Food Got Broken And She Was Convinced We Would Never Be Able To Eat It Again

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#69

It's Always Possible To Love Someone And Hate Them At The Same Time

It's Always Possible To Love Someone And Hate Them At The Same Time

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#70

In Case You Were Wondering, This Is What It Looks Like When A Diaper Makes It’s Way Into The Wash... Been Scooping This Goo-Snow Stuff Out For Half An Hour Now

In Case You Were Wondering, This Is What It Looks Like When A Diaper Makes It’s Way Into The Wash... Been Scooping This Goo-Snow Stuff Out For Half An Hour Now

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Buren
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm guessing it's new diaper, otherwise you won't refer it as Goo-SNOW

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#71

Headed To The Airport And Half Way There Looked Down. Thanks For The Father’s Day Gift, Kids, The Slippers Are Very Comfortable

Headed To The Airport And Half Way There Looked Down. Thanks For The Father’s Day Gift, Kids, The Slippers Are Very Comfortable

I guess I’m doing some shoe shopping at my destination.

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#72

Kids Decided To Prank Me By Hiding A Permanent Marker Along With A Set Of Temporary Tattoo Ones. Peter Griffin Will Be With Me For A While

Kids Decided To Prank Me By Hiding A Permanent Marker Along With A Set Of Temporary Tattoo Ones. Peter Griffin Will Be With Me For A While

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Brivid
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rubbing alcohol (which is the primary ingredient in hand sanitizer) will remove lots of different inks including permanent marker.

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#74

I’ve Been Waiting For This For About 2000 Miles. My Kids Decided To Pick Mile 55-57 To Pinch And Kick Each Other. I Looked Down Afterwards To See This

I’ve Been Waiting For This For About 2000 Miles. My Kids Decided To Pick Mile 55-57 To Pinch And Kick Each Other. I Looked Down Afterwards To See This

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#75

When People Ask What It’s Like Having Kids, I Just Show Them This

When People Ask What It’s Like Having Kids, I Just Show Them This

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#76

Kid Sleeps With His Pet Goldfish

Kid Sleeps With His Pet Goldfish

"I cannot make this stuff up!

We put Everett to bed and we’re in the living room watching a movie and heard a noise in Everett’s room so we called him out there and he said it was his drawer that made the noise. So I get up like 10-15 mins later to go pee and look in his room and see his little chair up to his dresser and the lid off his fish tank on the ground and the light in the water and I’m like Corey the lid is off his tank and I can’t find the fish (Everett is asleep at this point) Corey walks in there and this is what we find"

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#77

That Time My Son Dropped His Kindle Fire On The Way Out Of The Doctor’s Office

That Time My Son Dropped His Kindle Fire On The Way Out Of The Doctor’s Office

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#78

AirPods Went Missing. Turns Out My Kid Buried Them In The Back Yard

AirPods Went Missing. Turns Out My Kid Buried Them In The Back Yard

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#79

Right Now Some Parent Is Getting Their Child Out Of The Mini Van Saying “Where The Hell Is Your Other Shoe??”

Right Now Some Parent Is Getting Their Child Out Of The Mini Van Saying “Where The Hell Is Your Other Shoe??”

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#80

Moved The Flour Away From The Kid So He Wouldn't Make A Mess. And I Knocked It Off The Counter With My Elbow

Moved The Flour Away From The Kid So He Wouldn't Make A Mess. And I Knocked It Off The Counter With My Elbow

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#81

My Daughter Used A Plastic Cutting Board For A Pizza Pan

My Daughter Used A Plastic Cutting Board For A Pizza Pan

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#82

My Son Called Today To Let Me Know The Can Opener Broke

My Son Called Today To Let Me Know The Can Opener Broke

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#83

Kid Opened Otherwise Perfectly Sorted Art Supplies Upside Down

Kid Opened Otherwise Perfectly Sorted Art Supplies Upside Down

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#84

I’m Being Over Charged By Insurance After My Daughter Was Born. This Is The Pile Of Mail I Have To Go Through To Prove They’re Ripping Me Off. Pear For Scale

I’m Being Over Charged By Insurance After My Daughter Was Born. This Is The Pile Of Mail I Have To Go Through To Prove They’re Ripping Me Off. Pear For Scale

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#85

Getting HFM Disease From Your Toddler Isn’t Fun - I Thought It Was Supposed To Be Rare That Adults Contract It

Getting HFM Disease From Your Toddler Isn’t Fun - I Thought It Was Supposed To Be Rare That Adults Contract It

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April Caron
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my kids caught this, my heard the doctor refer to it by its more clinical name, “coxsackie virus.” And much to his dad’s chagrin, he could not stop saying this word and giggling every time he did.

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#86

Just Had My Car Detailed And My Kid Was Sick

Just Had My Car Detailed And My Kid Was Sick

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#87

Told My Son To Put A Soda In The Fridge. He Put It In The Freezer

Told My Son To Put A Soda In The Fridge. He Put It In The Freezer

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Anna Banana
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You sound like someone who's never put beer in the freezer to cool quickly and then forgot about it

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#88

My Kid Let The Upstairs Bathtub Overflow Without Telling Me. I Found Out When I Heard The Water Hitting The Floor In The Kitchen

My Kid Let The Upstairs Bathtub Overflow Without Telling Me. I Found Out When I Heard The Water Hitting The Floor In The Kitchen

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AliJanx
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son also let the bathtub over flow, at his Uncle's house. My husband and I were horrified and couldn't apologize (and clean up) fast enough.

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#90

One Of My Kids Brought Poison Ivy Into The House, Now My Hands Look Like This. Every Bump Is A Blister

One Of My Kids Brought Poison Ivy Into The House, Now My Hands Look Like This. Every Bump Is A Blister

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#91

My Kid Hid A Book With His Laundry, It Disintegrated And Ruined All The Clothes

My Kid Hid A Book With His Laundry, It Disintegrated And Ruined All The Clothes

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#92

People Without Kids Who Think They Know What Anger Is, That’s Adorable

People Without Kids Who Think They Know What Anger Is, That’s Adorable

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#93

Just Finished Painting My Kids’ Playroom Yesterday

Just Finished Painting My Kids’ Playroom Yesterday

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#94

I Left My Son's Switch On The Cooker. He Got This For Christmas

I Left My Son's Switch On The Cooker. He Got This For Christmas

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Xottel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a good parent you get them in trouble and take their switch as punishment. Relieve them when you have bought a replacement. When they complain that this isn't their original, just pull a dadjoke about a Switch being switched and leave the room. Never bring up this topic again.

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#95

Kid Spilled Paint While Carrying The Paint Can. Now We Have To Live With Black

Kid Spilled Paint While Carrying The Paint Can. Now We Have To Live With Black

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#96

My Kids Are Currently Playing IRL Among Us. I Only Have 2 Children

My Kids Are Currently Playing IRL Among Us. I Only Have 2 Children

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#97

My Daughter Took Me Roller Skating Yesterday For Mother’s Day

My Daughter Took Me Roller Skating Yesterday For Mother’s Day

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#98

My 2 Year Old Son Was Playing With His Harry Potter Wand. Come Home From A Long Day Of Work To Find Out Numb Nuts Abracadabra’d The Heck Out The TV

My 2 Year Old Son Was Playing With His Harry Potter Wand. Come Home From A Long Day Of Work To Find Out Numb Nuts Abracadabra’d The Heck Out The TV

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Dorothy Parker
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Two year olds can't be left on their own. At all. Charming nickname, BTW.

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#99

My Kid Decided To Hit Baseballs Toward The House

My Kid Decided To Hit Baseballs Toward The House

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#100

Looks Like One Of My Kid's Friends Decided To Take A Handful Of Butter Without Me Realizing It Before Using It On My Bagel This Morning. Various Sicknesses, Here I Come

Looks Like One Of My Kid's Friends Decided To Take A Handful Of Butter Without Me Realizing It Before Using It On My Bagel This Morning. Various Sicknesses, Here I Come

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#101

Was Craving My Leftover Fajitas For Lunch Today. Looks Like My Teenage Son Beat Me To Them And Ate Everything But The Peppers

Was Craving My Leftover Fajitas For Lunch Today. Looks Like My Teenage Son Beat Me To Them And Ate Everything But The Peppers

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AliJanx
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can completely relate to the feeling you have when the kid PUTS IT BACK.

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#102

My Son Is Teething

My Son Is Teething

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Monday
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have the urge to this....I don't know what's so appealing about chewing joysticks but I have to constantly keep myself in check when using a controller.

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