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Another brand new month is coming to a close which means it’s time for our awesome parenting tweets of the month list. And even though we’ve started a sparkly, fresh new year, many of the same fun yet exhausting parenting challenges have remained the same.

A lot of kids are still distance learning and plenty of parents are still adjusting to working on their reports while playing with Legos at home at the same time. And that’s on top of all the usual shenanigans, hilarious tantrums, and jaw-droppingly humorous things that our little munchkins get up to every day. Drumroll, please! The Bored Panda team is bringing you the funniest and best parenting tweets of the month for you to enjoy, so scroll down, upvote your fave stories, and share your own fun tales about parenting in 2021, dear Pandas.

When you’re done, you’ll find our most recent posts about parenting tweets from the Dark Times (aka 2020) right here: December, November, October, and our list about the best tweets of the year.

Bored Panda reached out to talk about parenting with writer and comedian Samantha Scroggin, who runs the 'Walking Outside in Slippers' parenting blog. She gave us her perspective about how much the last year has changed life for families and she had some excellent advice for parents who are struggling juggling everything at once.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are many phrases in this world that you should never trust. "Trust me on this" is one of them and "I know a shortcut" is one too

rgr8
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was the exact monologue that happened just before I rode a toy rocket down a set of stairs.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter could hold a full on conversation before she was three. It was as though I carried a half drunk, slightly belligerent, miniature girlfriend around with me everywhere I went. I feel obligated to point out that she wasn't actually drunk, half or otherwise, but she was hilarious. "Two" can be vastly different, depending on if they just had a birthday, or are a couple weeks away from three. Edit: fixed a wrong word

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my kids were 2 they spoke their own language and a few words of English.

Jane Alexander
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the triplets had a silent language. the two boys started speaking to communicate with us, but they had to tell the girl; "they can't hear you, you have to say it out loud"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My brothers are like this, the younger just listen while the older ones rolling him down stairs and harassing our cat

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They were discussing if they should hide their victims' bodies in the garage fridge or in the trash can.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can just picture the poor father zooming into the next room!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is not always a bad thing tho*later* *explosions and fire* nope. Its always a bad thing.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank You - Thank You - Thank You!! Right now ... I’m laughing my ass off. During COVID-19 ... that’s a blessing🥰🥰

Leara Bridges Brown
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do we not get to know how this ended? That's just wrong. Suspense is killing me.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dont believe this: two years barely speak in long sentences and more unbelievable it can think in this manner

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

a(n) hour later him walking in the room smelling like pot and what left of a blunt on the floor and his two kids passed out higher than f*****g jesus

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagine the scene from The King’s Speech but Biden instead of Colin Firth 😂

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    Samantha, the founder of the 'Walking Outside in Slippers blog, told Bored Panda that her family has gotten more used to the new routine. "As we close in on a year since the pandemic got underway worldwide, I feel like the distance learning, working from home and limited social interaction have begun to feel more like 'regular' life. My kids have become used to the routine of turning on their school tablets at their desks at home, rather than jumping in the car to go to in-person school. We can almost forget how much we miss our old lives until we step into a restaurant to pick up some food or pass by fair grounds where we've attended festivals in the past. When we get those reminders, they're like cold water in the face."

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    The mom and parenting blogger also opened up about her take on how best to prioritize tasks when having to juggle things that all seem incredibly valuable and in need of attention.

    "I've had to let go of being the perfect parent or anything close during this pandemic. My daughter is in remote kindergarten, and her list of daily homework assignments is daunting on top of her daily Zoom schedule. Early on, I pushed her to finish all of the assignments even as she was exhausted and clearly over it. Now, I work to tackle the most important tasks first and not stress so much about the rest. This means we finish required school assignments that must be turned in, my husband and I do our work jobs to the best of our abilities in this time, and we make sure everyone is fed, rested, clean, and as happy as possible," she said.

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    According to Samantha, as the Covid-19 vaccines are already being rolled out, she's looking forward to the lockdowns in California easing up. "I think getting back to the old way of life will be a challenge for all of us as we've gotten used to more relaxed schedules with fewer commitments, but I'm up for the challenge," she pondered about the future. "I think many of us will be entering into the next phase with a newfound appreciation for our lives and the people in them, and will continue to try to make time for the quieter moments."

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed, as all things should be. But we forgot to tame horses and snakes and things so we should get to doing that..

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    I previously spoke to Anita Cleare, parenting expert and author of ‘The Work/Parent Switch,’ about how the last year will stick in kids’ minds as having been “unique and different.” She told Bored Panda that parents should help their children focus on happy memories instead of the hardships. That lesson is still true in 2021.

    Cleare also pointed out that parents must avoid the trap of aiming to be ‘perfect’ because it sets everyone up to fail, as there’s no room for any mistakes. Instead, aim for being ‘good enough’ and learning from your mistakes. It’s a far more realistic approach that takes a lot of stress off our shoulders.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also they had no choice. They’re easy going that way.

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    Meanwhile, working from home has provided a lot of parents with both challenges and advantages. It’s a mixed bag. “Working parents can find ourselves constantly flitting between parenting and working and never feeling like we have actually finished anything. Or trying to do both at once (a toddler in one hand, a phone in the other) and feeling like we are failing at it all. So cut yourself some slack,” Cleare explained that we have to lower our expectations.

    What’s more, being upfront with your colleagues and clients about working alongside your kids will make everyone feel better because they’ll be very likely to understand your situation and share a laugh or two if any funny parenting moments come up.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got so much stress from my kid's daycare teacher about her being delayed. Switched daycares when we moved, now she won't stop talking. A blessing and a curse.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it tbh I'm cold constantly and wear a coat to school. There's only 1 coat I don't wear and thats because it's BRIGHT PINK like really really really bright pink.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if that kid was obeident or not and theres obviously an option we would prefer.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbor's daughter once got the class pet for around 5 weeks over winter break when it was supposed to 2 be due to snow.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There awere so many collections over the years...even one with maggots.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if he don't want to go to work, than he don't want to go to work! You can't do anything about it!

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep being cute like this, maybe you can succeed. Who knows what can happen in next 10 years :)

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, I remember this from when I was young. And there'd be maybe 2 or 3 encyclopedias in the library and about 25 kids who all needed to use it. By tomorrow. Fond memories 😬

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfectly balanced, I don't know why you're complaining. Sure, you'll need many more prescriptions but..

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    Bardhi's Dad
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't matter if she hates bananas. Your job is to offer her one

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, yeah, I remember looking around and thinking "Who knows about head injuries?"

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were at the coast and they had an old mine being used as a collection tin for the lifeboats. We went up the coast a bit and there was another one. My daughter asked 'Dad, is that yours as well?'

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, he's a whiny jerk and I don't know a single parent who likes that show

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time me and my cousin decided to play Candy Land like we were toddlers. We screamed at each other, and complaining that it was "rigged". We were 13 and 14.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: Plays Hollow Knight, loudly because the music is good The Dung Defender: AAAAAAAH HONDAAAAA

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And put them sideways instead of exit towards you. We've learned that you might be able to dodge some, but no wall is far enough.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else click the blue play-button thinking it was a video? Or is it just me. :/\

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little did anyone suspect that Bernie was wearing those gloves so he could keep his ice powers under control.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine once broke the silence by saying "While we're on the subject of ice cream..."

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, been there, done that! We were flying to Dallas from California to make Texas our permanent home. Somehow the airline separated my 3 yr. old's seat from mine. My husband had the 1 yr. old. When I asked the person who was going to be sitting next to my son if we could switch seats, he said no. So I explained that he would have to help feed him, entertain him and take him to the restroom as needed, he promptly moved with no further ado!

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also our 3yr old, as soon as he finishes breakfast - what's for dessert? Every blessed day, even tho we tell him every blessed day that we don't have dessert before 7am.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cooked carbonara and my siblings all ate it! Plus I didn't give anyone food poisoning yet

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