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Parenting can be challenging, but it’s never boring. Any mom and dad to one of these cheeky little goofballs can tell you that life with children is full of surprises, from delightful to completely unexpected. You never know what your little one will utter next, so you always have to be prepared for, well, virtually anything. Especially immortalizing their precious wisdom by sharing it with everyone online.

As you can probably guess, it’s time for one of the most awaited features of the month — parenting tweets! This June, we at Bored Panda have wrapped up some of the funniest and wittiest things parents have said on Twitter into one truly entertaining collection. After all, every day with kids is an adventure filled with daily shenanigans and excellent one-liners we love to hear, and folks have plenty to say.

So sit back, buckle up, and get ready for a wild ride into the ups and downs of having these little munchkins. Continue scrolling and upvote your favorite entries as you go! And after you’re done, there’s plenty more to laugh at in our previous posts from May, April, and March.

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Llewella
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My youngest son makes soufflé's, my oldest son is capable of burning water

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    Juan Ghote
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 18 yr old daughter thanked me for teaching her how to change a flat tyre when she had no phone reception to call roadside assist. Never stop passing on life lessons to your children because they believe they know everything.

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    These little daredevils that parents have to deal with from dusk till dawn bring plenty of wonders that simply need to be shared with the whole world. From honest confessions to hilarious conversations and jokes, moms and dads want to make everyone laugh by sharing stories that tell the universal truth of life with kids. After all, raising a human being from scratch is definitely amusing. And quite a challenge too. The never-ending questions, original ideas, tantrums, and what about the full-on meltdowns? No wonder why the second parents get some peace, they want to talk about their highly demanding yet equally rewarding journey and find some comfort along the way.

    To learn more about navigating the parenting minefield and how the joy the little ones bring helps parents persevere, we reached out to Jade Lloyd, creator of a colorful family and lifestyle blog called The Parenting Jungle. The multi-award nominated blogger said it’s important to talk about how demanding parenting is. "Because it is hard," she told Bored Panda. "Rubik’s-cube-level hard."

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    Juan Ghote
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The beauty of todays smart TVs is that you can block all but four channels - leaving only educational channels. Then see if they roll their eye's and say "oK mOm, wHaTeVeR".

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    "You are handed a baby by the nurse and hit the ground running/nappy changing. There is no transition from an adult who can’t follow Pot Noodle instructions to becoming a parent. Having the responsibility for a small human's emotional, social, and physical development, safety, discipline, and education...," she said, adding that the list of what parents have to think of daily is seemingly endless. "Routine, don’t forget to have a good routine!"

    Daily routines give structure to our days and help our family life run smoothly. "We all thrive on predictability and routine," Jeanette Sawyer Cohen, Ph.D., a clinical psychologist and child development consultant told WebMD. "Knowing what to expect helps us feel safe and secure."

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    M Calad
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes play minecraft with my daughter and she did this to me but with cats. She filled my virtual house with cats one time I wasn't playing. Next time we played the constant meowing was unbearable. Because I didn't have the guts to kill these virtual cats, I had to build a small house for me to live. So, nice meeting you all, I am the crazy virtual-cat lady.

    WatermelonTheDutchie
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah the worst part about killing the cute animals is the heart wrenching noise they make when they actually die. if i ever have to kill a large quantity of cute animals in minecraft, im gonna use a /kill code and turn the volume off so i cant hear it lol

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    Saidah A.
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something similar happened with my kids a couple weeks back. 1 of 4 and 3 of 4 (both male) were building in Minecraft. 1 made his building super massive to the point that 3 thought it inappropriate. 3 wanted the building demolished and they had a hilarious dispute that included threats of spawning monsters and cows in the building to the point of overflow. The debate ended in angry flatulence from 3 and an insane amount of giggling and running from the bedroom where all 4 were playing the game together on their phones. This would be understandable with the original post's age group, but my kids are 21, 19, 16, and 14. These are people who could be mistaken for adults. You read that right, angry flatulence.

    Humanoid Panda
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, I know littleto nothing about this mindcraft but thats is a lot of XP!

    Romenriel
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my parents got us Minetest some 10 years ago, all of us kids tried it out. My sister (8 or 9) built a whole house out of a nice yellow cube she found in the Creative mode, including fireplace, and then she started a fire in the fireplace. The yellow cube was Wool. The whole house burned to the ground while my sister scream-cried and begged my parents to do something (they didn't play themselves so they had no idea what's going on). I think the poor thing is actually traumatized for her whole life, because she still dislikes videogames.

    Panda Who Mumbles, Constantly
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I am not familiar with Minecraft, but where does one get 80 cows to put in a house? I assume someone has to pay (in whatever currency they use in minecraft) for it? Can the cows be sold? Or is the 7-year-old stuck with a house full of cows? I have so many questions. Parenthood is tough.

    Tt
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Besides what the other commenter said, the cows can also be placed/killed using commands (a bunch of special code that you type in the chatbox), altough that is too much for 5-7 year olds. In standard Minecraft there is no such thing as currency or payment system (edit: except emeralds and villagers but you can't sell cows). The 7 year old can kill the cows by repeatedly hitting them, setting them on fire or bombing them (which would also destroy the house)

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    RafCo (he/him)
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a command to kill all of the cows in the area. I've had to learn all of these. Printed myself a cheat-sheet. My daughter like to spawn "mobs" to the point of the computer crashing, so I will have to go back in and start killing them all with commands.

    Zobi123
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son built a big statue of our dog in Minecraft, turned it into a house, then accidently burned it down. But when I asked if there was a fire department to help, I was the crazy one.

    Saskia Bockhoudt
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell the little brother that he shouldn't be touching his brothers stuff, and ffs please, do NOT underestimate the value of Minecraft, DO NOT, I repeat, do NOT, EVER, simply delete a world as some kind of punishment, you have no idea the effort, creativity and personal s**t goes into one of those, you can actually damage your kid if you do that.

    Scarlett
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell him to search up commands to kill them all (trust me, those exact words)

    Michelle C
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m reading this three months after the fact and I cannot stop laughing! I have worked with young children in my field for many years and confirm this is often how young children act!

    Ann M Clinkscales
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed! That is entirely too many cows! And I have ni idea how they got there!

    Joerct Drew
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, ENTITY CRAMMING. Treat it like they destroyed each other's Lego project (have the 5 y.o. brother kill all the cows).

    Allie
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't remember the game, but years ago, one of my kids flipped out because his brother sold his dragon. We were not able to recover the dragon. The drama that followed (they shared a room!) was memorable.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spawn couple of tigers, problem will be solved. Only know this because at one point my son was into spawning lot of herbivores and then spawning carnivores between them.

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    Steering your family life towards a healthier schedule includes focusing more on a few crucial moments of everyday life, like bedtime. We’ve long heard about the benefits sleeping gives to our physical and mental well-being, so if we want kids to reach the ideal bedtime, we should start by slowly getting them to bed 10 minutes earlier each night. While younger children usually achieve the goal in no time, older kids may be more likely to cooperate if we stick to an earlier bedtime ourselves.

    Another crucial part of our days is mealtimes. Cohen suggested finding a way to label our dinner routines, even if they change day by day. For example, if the little ones need to eat dinner earlier than usual, those days can be "sandwich days." If a parent is working late, "babysitter days." The clinical psychologist explained that "naming these different experiences makes the variety feel more routine."

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    However, maintaining a steady schedule is a challenge. After all, these little bundles of joy add plenty of hilarious situations into our daily routines. Jade pointed out that parents also face daunting tasks such as answering questions like, "'Why can’t I see my eyes?' whilst trying desperately to get them to put on shoes — all whilst juggling enormous sleep deficits and trying to figure out TikTok." Still, the blogger added she is driven by love, purpose, and caffeine.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely go for the hockey mask one. You can set your own hours and the pay is better.

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    Jade revealed that before having children, she had no clue that it was possible to destroy a whole house with porridge and a permanent marker. "I think to make it through the first 18 (to 30, as now they never leave home) years of your child(ren’s) life, you need to have a good sense of humor! Oh, and develop an acceptance of toilet jokes," she told us.

    "Again, maybe tiredness and self-preservation of sanity come into it, but the things (especially small) children do, their comments, questions, and complaints are hilarious. The hardest thing is being fake stern when your child does something they know is wrong but justify it with something like, 'I wanted to know what the dog would taste like if I licked it.'"

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    The lavender Fox
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MOM.I TOLD YOU,WERE OUT OF YOUR USUAL,YOULL HAVE TO SUFFER WAFFLES."oh,nooo...."

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    RafCo (he/him)
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have written this book SOOO many times. Wife, I can't get her to eat her veggies. Me: Oh, just do this.... Wife: Okay, do it. Me: doing the thing. Me (thirty minutes later): I can't get her to eat her veggies. Wife: Oh no, when you take over it's your problem.

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    Harlan Bleiler
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter is almost 10 and luckily she still reaches for my hand. I’m not ready for that day either.

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    Each child is unique, and they often prove it by coming up with brilliant and humorous ideas that immediately put a smile on their parents’ faces. "Children have no social filter and are wonderfully curious," Jade explained. "They see the world in a completely different way. Everything is a question, adventure, or story. The WHY questions drive parents doolally, but I think as adults we stop asking so much because our brains are too busy with work, grocery shopping, bills, and keeping down Cholesterol."

    If there’s one widely accepted truth, it’s that we were more creative and honest as children. When asked whether we can somehow rejuvenate these qualities, Jade told us that creativity isn’t magic. "It’s a skill that children cultivate more than adults, I think. I don’t have time to make rock pets and give them each a name, but my four-year-old does, and that’s awesome."

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    As much as these munchkins are clever, they can also come up with questions and ideas that catch their parents off guard. But however odd their words may seem to us, you should avoid mocking your kids and laughing at them. "I make sure to be playful and kind-laugh with my children and encourage them to laugh when they say something funny too," Jade added. "Create a connection. Be careful to say things like 'You are so funny!' instead of 'That is silly,' as words have weight. It is important to boost a child’s confidence and reinforce that humor and joy."

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    Any mom and dad out there want what’s best for their kids. This usually means working on boundaries and teaching them what’s right and wrong. After all, there’s a difference between a lighthearted joke and one that’s aimed to hurt a person’s feelings. "Sometimes they are doing something funny that is not safe or saying something funny that is not kind or making a joke at the expense of someone else. Then I think parents need to set boundaries for themselves and their children. Sometimes you will need to carefully explain why a joke or situation isn’t funny," she added.

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    Gladys Hayes Southerland
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if she's been a good girl, I'd probably go for it since l admire her chutzpah. That's also probably why l ended doing things that l wondered "how did l get talked into this when l thought l said No???"

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at which point you lose interest in playing chess with the little bugger.

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    But that doesn’t mean that bending over backward to raise their little ones to be kind human beings should hold them back from having a great time too. Jade told us that when your child comes up with shenanigans that are funny and harmless, laugh with your child. "Enjoy them. My partner told me the other day to stop picking up the phone to film it and just enjoy the moment, which is good advice in today’s social media-heavy world," she concluded.

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    James016
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it moves but it shouldn't: Duck Tape. If it doesn't move and it should: WD40

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    Robin DJW
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents forbade us to observe mother's day and father's day, saying that the whole concept was made up by Madison Avenue to help retailers overcome the bad months between christmases. Instead, they taught us by example that a spontaneous "I love you" was a better gift than all the candy and roses in the world. And it was appreciated on all days, not just once a year.

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to put the fun in funeral. Now where is that ball pit and bouncy castle?

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    jjdubs W
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure when this stops, though my 24 y.o. isn't nearly as condescending as she once was.

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    GUN SLINGER
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son was 5 and I was a deputy and decided to teach him how to call 911,so I called dispatch and told them my plan so that he would no how to give them info,so when they had a calm moment they called and told me to have him call.call gose as if he's calling in that the house is on fire,he gives the address and our name and the dispatcher asks him if he can give a description of the house and he says its the one with flames coming out of it hello.needless to say the dispatcher and I both lost it,and then my son looks at me and says,you really work with people like that

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    GoddessOdd
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up in the time when there wasn't really money to cater to kids... the rules most of my friends and I lived by was "Eat it. Or don't eat."

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    L.A. Trefry
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, the baby pic is there to remind parents to buy more alcohol because they'll need it.

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    Paul C.
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went and watched my nephew and was so proud as he raced towards goal, yards ahead of the defence, only for one of his shin pads to fall out and him go back and pick it up.

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    Aboredpanda
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought for a second it was the mom who said that to "perfect mom", then skipped off whith her kid. Which would've been perfect! 😹

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    Jason Marin
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, my mom thought I never used soap because when she touched it, the soap was dry. Thank goodness for body wash.

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    Kristi White
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son when he was a kid... No one else understood what having "potato" on his French fries meant but his dad and I 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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    JK Rowling
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I just woke up and do not want your pungent breath all over my face. (Love you, mom.)

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only for about 15 years per kid (so I recommend overlapping those 15 years)....

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to practice your dad stare. They're not scared enough.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you have to get them to hold eye contact, and then say whatever you wanted to say, twice.

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    GoddessOdd
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually think this is a great way to teach privileged kids that they ARE privileged. My mom used to take us to the homeless shelter to get the same message across, but I like your way better.

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you don't think your'e in a Brazzers show.

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What demon is this? Not a child? Children want chocolate with spaghetti hoops.

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    Sharkie
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lolz. Kids I babysit have the same owl toy... but not the dentures... I on the other hand have multiple fake dentures...

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    I'm.Just.A.Girl
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter always announces "spoiler alert" and if I don't allow it, she will ask me every 5 minutes if she can tell me again.

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    Weed in the Garden
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a divorced and exhausted mother working two jobs when my seven year old daughter asked me if I liked being a Mommy. I was immediately wracked with guilt thinking of all the time we were missing out on to be together, days when I was cross or too busy to play, etc. I immediately lauched into all the wonderful things about being a mother, how much I loved her, and on and on and on. When I felt like I had reassured her and finally took a breath, I asked her why she asked me that question. She looked me dead in the eye, nodded her head and said she was just thinking about different career options.

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    GoddessOdd
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister sent me a video of her grand kid in class... I can't imagine 22 kids in the same room.

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    Panda in the Fake South
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thermostat. That is the moment I realized I had become a parent. When my kid changed the thermostat and I became enraged.

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    GoddessOdd
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad was a rocket scientist... I thought he'd be a big hit at career day, but another kid's dad managed an ice cream shop, so my dad was crushed.

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    Just a ray of f'ing sunshine
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE banana pancakes! My dad has always been "creative" with breakfast, so he tried Orange Juice pancakes once. Don't recommend 0/10.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like good natured eye roll parenting comments as much as the next person, but making public comment on your adolescent child’s body feels disloyal and disrespectful. If you want your child to trust you during a really sensitive time in their life then mocking them on twitter might not be the best plan. If I was that kid I’d be mortified.

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