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There can never be too many parenting tips for any types of parents, fresh or seasoned because you're raising a damn human being after all. And with a task requiring so much responsibility, no advice is better learned than through a process of tedious trial and error. While everybody tries to convince you that being a parent is one of life's most beautiful and rewarding journeys and nothing can replicate the joy of creating and nurturing a new life and watching it blossom, the bitter truth is that dealing with crazy kids on a daily basis is not all sunshine and rainbows.
There are guaranteed to be occasions when your little angel's halo slips, to reveal the spawn of Satan within. This list of parenting memes and funny fails while trying to raise a decent human being, compiled by Bored Panda, will have parents nodding their heads with a wry sympathy, as the moments in these funny photos sum up what kind of epic fails often come with being a parent. Scroll down below to check the funny kids and distraught parents out for yourself, and don't forget to vote for your faves!
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#1
"I Went To The Bathroom And Forgot To Shut The Door"
Donna Cheung 7 years ago
My toddler has, on occasion, took her chair and sat face-to-face with me when I'm on the toilet...
Mama Panda 7 years ago
When my son was a toddler, I had to convince him that the toilet was not a portal to another world and mommy was not trying to escape!
tuzdayschild 7 years ago
You better enjoy it while you can. Pure joy at the sight of you doesn't last long.
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#2
Momming Ain't Easy
Molly Block 7 years ago
When I was an infant, my mom was laying in the grass on her back, and she held me above her with her hands, lifting me up and down. I guess the motion was too much for me, because as she was smiling and laughing at me, I promptly vomited straight down, into her mouth! Which made HER promptly throw up too!! Best story from my early days. ;-)
Louie Chubb 7 years ago
I empathise.. I was carrying my toddler over my shoulder one day and a businesswoman asked if I was aware that I had vomit running down the back of my jumper.
Gerry Higgins 7 years ago
Somehow, kids never do this just as you're leaving... it's always just as you reach your destination.
#3
"Mom, He's Too Hot And He Needs A Fan." Imagine Waking Up To This
#4
I Heard This Kid Yelling For His Dad At Lowe’s, I Went Looking For Him And...
Molly Block 7 years ago
There are some toilets right there next to the shelving if you need one, Hans! LOL This kid, he is trouble! Isn't scared of anything.
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S Bagci 7 years ago
Get that kid in gymnastics now. I'm serious that is how great gymnasts start, they climb everything and are fearless.
Hendra Lim 7 years ago
i loved to climb and jump over 3m high when still kids, now i'm afraid of heights over 2m high
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Katie O'Brien 7 years ago
“I found the one you wanted dad. It was in stock, they just didn’t want to use the lift... now they have to!” Lmao
Jeff__Coon 7 years ago (edited)
((record scratch)) "Yeah, that's me. This was the start of it all..."
Sabrina Tobar 7 years ago
Seeing the dads posture...makes me think it's not the first time he does something like this!!
Martha Riche 7 years ago
With some kids, it only takes a second or two and they're gone, I know, I raised one just like this!
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Bring A Toddler To A Wedding They Said, It Will Be Cute They Said
glowworm2 7 years ago
So this is actually an alien creature disguised as an attractive woman who absorbs children into her body?
#6
My Friend Got Tired Of His Kids Losing The Remotes
Bored Fox 7 years ago
To be honest this is a great idea. I do't have any kids but the remotes are still always missing.
Jodi Ellis 7 years ago
what a great idea. My child swears she never had it to begin with, and low and behold it is found in the couch next to her along with wrappers, socks, hair tie, just to name a few things. Of course she swears those are not her things either.
Carroll Cadden 7 years ago
My mother kept dropping the remote into the sink, while watching TV and washing dishes, so my father encased the remote into two thick hunks of foam.
Tina 7 years ago
They basically go to the TV. Roku (Netflix, hulu, amazon prime, HBO now, etc), sound system, TV remote, cable remote. I basically have the same ones.
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#7
Sometimes You Get A Playpen To Keep The Kid Out
Molly Block 7 years ago
*Electric fencing not included, but available for purchase. I'd buy it. That way it would also keep the cat out! (And I LIKE cats! But have you ever had one sit on your keyboard and f*ck up your work?!! Then you KNOW what I mean!)
Nami Tantrum 7 years ago
did that with the bedroom :D locked the other rooms so my kid only had acces to his room and the hallway.. left the door open and took a nap
Martha Riche 7 years ago
Love this, it's perfect! Until they get to the climbing everything stage!
#8
Don't Let Your Child Use Your Laptop
Steve 7 years ago
I have a daughter, and I know only too well how all my possessions are now forfeit, but that laptop looks AMAZING.
Sheila Weila 7 years ago
The child was alone for quite a while to accomplish this masterpiece.
Matt Richardson 7 years ago
That laptop actually looks cool. How much does your kid charge to customize laptops like this?
#9
Daughter’s First Camping Trip. This Is How She Wakes Me Up At 6:15 In The Morning
#10
Kept Track Of How Many Times My 3-Year-Old Asked Me “Why?” In One Day
Zenozenobee 7 years ago
I could do this for "Mum" and for all the times I have to repeat "no", "Be careful", "hurry"... hopefully I could also do this for the thousand times I hear "I love you like a chocolat cake with fraises Tagada".
BusLady 7 years ago
Why? When you reach adulthood, you already know everything.
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Andrea Delden 7 years ago
When my oldest daughter was in her “why” phase I told her that she couldn’t say “why” for the rest of the day. Her response was “how.come Mom?” She now has 3 degrees and is doing quite well, no thanks to me!
HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 7 years ago
An inquisitive child is a great thing, shows intelligence at an early age.
Luisa Vasconcelos 7 years ago
Try to count how many times he calls you by your real and only name ,that is "Mama" and I'm sure you will have a 2 there , where now is a 0.
João Ferreira 7 years ago
If they're anything like mine you're not even halfway through the day.
Paul Longenecker 7 years ago
This is how they learn , I'd like to have an inquisitive child ,than one that doesn't want to learn !
#11
Actual Photo Of Me Waiting For My Daughter To Finish Her Homework
Louiiiise 7 years ago
I agree. My life has been a nightmare since my daughter has homework. I hate school now even more than when I was a student.
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Lucinda Overhoussen 7 years ago
That's me waiting for my son to finish eating. A glass of wine does help at dinner... But what is the right alcoholic beverage at breakfast?
Jodi Ellis 7 years ago
I like the hand to the forehead, I have spent too many nights like that.
Claudia Cizin 7 years ago
This was me until I decided that she has to face the music in school. I stopped asking if she did her homework. Told her I'm here if you have questions or need help otherwise you are on your own. Life was so much better. She did her homework. I think she enjoyed pushing my buttons.
Molly Block 7 years ago
At least she's doing it! Most kids fight you to not do their homework.
#12
Toddler Gets Ahold Of Lipstick
Taryn Wallace 7 years ago
They didn't mention this but all this most likely happened within about 35 seconds
Isla Reyne 7 years ago
be thankful they didn't get ahold of the Drano to give their little baby sibling a drink while you weren't watching for half an hour.......
#13
Son To My Wife: "Mommy , Let's Play Army Guys. You Can Be This Guy Because He's Vacuuming."
Paige Loewen 7 years ago
Many years ago... My sister and I had a friend over Me: Mom I wanna play house! (I used to call 'family' 'house') Me: Ok, so we'll be three friends, and you be the mom! My mom: Ok, but I'm gonna keep washing the dishes because that's what moms do.
Tammy Chapman 7 years ago
He's using a metal detector to find mines and IUD's. A very dangerous job.
#14
My Cousins Had A Paint Party At Their Daycare And Now They Look Like A Cartoon Character When A Bomb Explodes
Cora Fields 7 years ago
Kind of irresponsible for the daycare to have a paint party, but fun for everyone anyway!
Tiffiny Seemann 7 years ago
Stupid daycare.... how do they think parents will feel after working all day and then picking up their child that was supposed to be taken care of not dipped in paint. I’d be ticked.
FortnitePlayerGirl 7 years ago
The two are so cute, even though, yes, they do look like a cartoon character when a bomb explodes.
Amber Nicole 7 years ago
Look to be around age 5-ish. They were likely in summer daycare. Or maybe after-school daycare. Lots of parents have to work... so their 'older' kids still have to go to daycare [sometimes called day-camp] activities
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#15
I Fed My Kid Real Food For The First Time
#16
Have A Baby They Said... It Will Be Fun They Said.... (Decibel Meter For Reference)
naomi Olumbori 7 years ago
Holy c**p that's loud! 85dB is the noise level when the ear hairs cell gets damaged, making you slightly deafer. At the moment, that baby is as loud as a nightclub! XD
Natasha Forchione 7 years ago
NO wonder I have heard babies crying and wonder where it is coming from??!!
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Caroline Murphy 7 years ago
My mum, sister and 2 nieces visited me on Sunday. My 20 month old niece was screaming the loudest I thought was possible and my mum and sister had gone shopping leaving me alone with her. My 5 year old niece went up to my room about a minute before the crying started to play video games. I'm wondering if she could see the signs and wanted to get out of there as soon as possible
Dannielle Sommers 7 years ago
And no i understand why i hate it with a passion when "little darling babies" go into the full high pitch screams.
Brenda Pereira 7 years ago
There's something about a baby crying that loud that triggers my fight or flight response!
Olli Glx 7 years ago
As a father, I'm with Hans here. And letting babies train their vocal chords, as it was said is rubbish. They are small babies, they have no mean agenda. They cry because it's their only means of communicating that somethings wrong. Nonetheless making fun of our baby was sometimes my only means of staying sane after another sleepless night.
#17
Motherf**ing 3-Year-Olds
Ang.stl 7 years ago
I could totally see my 5 year old nephew doing this, to fruit or candy!!
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Nicky Oriol 7 years ago
I always wonder ehy they never finihs one thing, and just take one bite of everything. lol
Carmen Elena 7 years ago
I know that feel my friend... with bananas, bottles oy yougut, apples, cookies, etcetcetcetc
#18
I Am A Lawyer, My Son Told Me He Had To Tell Me Something, But First Wanted Me To Sign This
Person2638 7 years ago
My younger sis would make me sign a blank piece of paper and then write the contract on. I would yell at her and she'd show me the contract BUT I NEVER AGREED TO THAT I JUST SIGNED A PIECE OF BLANK PAPER!
#19
Baking & Prepping For Her 1-Year-Old's Birthday Party
Kjorn 7 years ago
ok… why so much stress for a 1yo birthday? it's his(or her) or yours? he's 1yo for god sake! Don't put that much pressure on yourself
HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 7 years ago
Yeah its nonsense, i went to a my godsons 1yr birthday party recently and he was completely oblivious to everything, i gave him a present and thought "dude, make sure you know i got you that awesome a*s toy".
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Randy Dhuyvetter 7 years ago
What did you expect with a one year old in the house.
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#20
We Got These Bathroom Doors Because We Thought They Were Trendy. That Was Before We Had A Toddler
Katie Smith 7 years ago
But then literally anyone can see you on the loo. And you can see all your guests on the loo. Bit weird no?
Molly Block 7 years ago
That is sort of neat. Looks like some kind of new oil painting technique actually. I kind of like this one.
love life you only live once 7 years ago
my siblings do this to my mom so she just puts her wet hand on the door and the littles go running
#21
My Wife Cutting My Daughter's Skirt Out Of A Scooter Axle On Mother's Day
ChickyChicky 7 years ago
This picture is so perfect. Someone should make an oil painting of it.
Allie Faux 7 years ago
What I want to know is how the hell the kid got her above the knee skirt caught in a scooter axle unless she was sitting on the thing. And if that was the case maybe she needs to have a trike or bike instead of a scooter as her ride-em toy.
The Girl on Fire 7 years ago
Ah, scooters. You don't know pain until you've been hit in the ankle with one.
MammaG 7 years ago
My daughter shattered her leg on one of those. Her grandmother was supposed to be watching her. Poor thing was screaming on the sidewalk until a neighbor came to the rescue. It was horrific. At least Granny got her nap.
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My 4-Year-Old Found Permanent Markers And Is So Proud That He Is Now Darth Maul
Pretty Pangolin 7 years ago
Yup, at least he did a good job. I figured either Darth Maul or the Red-faced Demon from Insidious.
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Destiny Rose 7 years ago
Try Lava soap. It can wash just about anything off of skin. I used to draw with charcoal and after scrubbing my hands with Lava soap, there wasn't a trace of charcoal on my hands.
BusLady 7 years ago
Leave it on his face for a day or 2. He can explain when people ask.
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One Picture Has Never Encapsulated My Life As A Parent More
FortnitePlayerGirl 7 years ago (edited)
The kid is just sitting there like "Yep. Unfortunately, these are my brothers."
BusLady 7 years ago
Maybe Mom and Dad can trade them in for some new ones.
Load More Replies... love life you only live once 7 years ago
the little girl is like "and now you see what i live with!"
Matt Richardson 7 years ago (edited)
Based on the way the sister is sipping on her cup and the expression on her face, she clearly started the fight between the brothers. Now she is just enjoying the results of her efforts.
#24
“Mum, I’m Going To Boil An Egg To Have On Toast” Me Yelling Back From The Bathroom “Just Give Me A Sec & I’ll Show “Boom”
#25
Walked In The Bathroom To Find Our Precious Child "Washing" A Book He Found
#26
The Joys Of Parenting
Kristy P 7 years ago
My friend told me that her 2 year old stopped just inside the doors of Walmart the other day, lay down on the floor and licked it. I don't know how kids survive the "mouthy" stage, so many germs. Lol
Bob Beltcher 7 years ago
We go to a pizza place called Angelo's that has the closest thing to true Italian pizza that I know of. They also sell gelato and other great desserts. However, their booths are not that side and my wife and I aren't models. Last time we went our daughter, who we always buy her own mini pizza for, cried for a good 5 minutes just because she wanted a both. She didn't stop until we told her we were going to leave.
Brenda Pereira 7 years ago
I could never do kids again. My 3 broke me of that desire for sure! I don't even want more grandkids (because it's worse to love someone so much and not have control of vital decisions that will affect them in the future, but their parents don't believe you. I have 1 and have offered all 3 sons a vasectomy. They won't take me up on it because I think they are planning a revenge grandchild!
Luisa Vasconcelos 7 years ago
Kid cookie felt on the floor,the mother put in the garbage. After after a while my kid was eating his own shoes, then his cookie felt on the floor. Big dilemma for me in front of the other mother. 🤣🤣🤣
Molly Block 7 years ago
This is when you locate the aisle with the duct tape, so you can fix this problem.
#27
Girls' Room Wasn't Getting Warm So I Took Apart Their Vent, I Now Have A Great Way To Illustrate What It's Like To Have Four Children
Dave Chapman 7 years ago
Well, unless the air coming out of your vent is around 400 degrees, I highly doubt they'd catch on fire. BTW, I'm a Fire Fighter.
Load More Replies... Nicky Oriol 7 years ago
thankfully, all this didn't cause a fire iwhile being heated in the vent
Dave Chapman 7 years ago
Well, unless the air coming out of your vent is around 400 degrees, I highly doubt they'd catch on fire. BTW, I'm a Fire Fighter. (Copied from above reply cause I'm lazy like that..lol)
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Joi Behrend 7 years ago
I used the lock slot in the door of my room as a piggy bank when I was a kid. When we moved, my mom got my uncle to open it up and there was about $10 in coins in there.
#28
The One And Only Time I Forgot To Put Up The Baby Gate Before I Showered
Analyn Lahr 7 years ago (edited)
My sister has teenagers and she still keeps all her games on shelves. Some are quite high.
#29
I Gave My 2-Year-Old A Slice Of Cheese To Eat While She Was Watching Some Paw Patrol. Then I Checked On Her A Minute Later
Carol Emory 7 years ago
I'm just going to save this cheese for later by putting it on the wall right there!
#30
My Daughter Found The Diaper Cream
W. 5 7 years ago
At least you can put your kid in a bathtub. :-) I rubbed it into the carpet and couch when I was two...my poor mom... (My explanation: I wanted to "help cleaning".)
Joannie Goulet 7 years ago
And that stuff is impossible to get off clothes. I have a shirt that still have a white spot on it 4 years later.
Ethan Daniel Harley 7 years ago
I swear this happens to every parent at least once. It's either the bum cream of diaper powder!
Sandra Gushulak 7 years ago
I think she got zapped by the plug that's not all the way in behind her.
Sabrina Tobar 7 years ago
My daughter did it too!! I google how to get it off and found that using dish wash soap was the best way! 3 baths after she still had greasy hair.
#31
My Husband Left The Nesquick Out
Vicky Zar 7 years ago
He looks like he could be 3-5 Thats definately NOT to old!
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#32
My Baby Ordered 94 Dollars Worth Of Pizza Off An App Called Slice That Doesn’t Ask For Payment Info Verification When Placing An Order
Bron 7 years ago
Where I live, you can easily pay $20 for a decent pizza (say one with real seafood toppings). Far, far nicer than the Pizza Hut or Dominos c**p that is cheap.
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I have a theory.... his significant other had him on a healthy diet and he was craving pizza. Queue the baby and the app.. He enters the order, blames the baby, now he has no choice but to eat the pizza or it goes to waste. Smart man.
Agnes Jekyll 7 years ago
Do these services exist just to teach parents not to give their babies phones?
Amy Randolph 7 years ago
The pizza place near me that makes great pizza is $25 a pizza
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My Nephew Woke Up From His Nap With A Sippy Cup Nobody Had Seen For 3 Weeks
Artsy 7 years ago
Or slytherin he has a evil look in his eye....he planning something with that cup
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Was in my small town, Canadian downtown one summer night with 2 friends, eating fro yo when a woman walked up the sidewalk towards us, with a stroller, a toddler in it and her slippers on. She stopped by the garbage can on her way to the variety store we were sitting next to and picked up a child's sippy cup and put it in her stroller. That made all 3 of us stop licking and sit quietly trying to predict where this was going. It went in directions I couldn't have dreamed of. She got near us and then proceeded to put a loonie ( dollar coin - Canadian) into a pop machine and out pops a cold rootbeer, perfect for mom on a hot night, right? Noooo, the sippy cup from said garbage can was opened and the cold fresh one was poured in and the cup was nursed by stroller toddie. A scooter pulls up and a man got off of it and lit a cigarette. He stood there saying nothing but then stroller mom walked over and said to soda pop toddie "Hey, it's daddy". Fro yo eaten in silence.
Shannon Speer 7 years ago
Forgot this part, mom identified the can cup as their lost one from 3 days before, to scooter dad. She exclaimed the luck of finding it...before filling the missing and now found cup that could have been anywhere with sugar liquid.
Load More Replies... gaile monique burr 7 years ago
One thing that makes me gag the most that I make my mom clean out of my lil bros cups....Clabered milk..
AzKahleesi 6 years ago
ewww I HATED the sippy cup surprise game. But here's how I played.... I'd shake it, if it sounded solid, in the trash it went. If it was liquid it was poured very carefully down the drain while holding my breath in case that apple juice turned to hooch.
Elizabeth Butler 7 years ago
If your toddler is using a sippy cup with milk make sure to take the top apart when washing it....we had sour milk residue hidden in the top that make all liquids taste terrible, not to mention germs.
#34
Why Is She Upset? Because She Can’t Have The Corn Oil That She Is Convinced Is Apple Juice
Bobbi Newell 7 years ago
Hey, I learned my lesson with baker's chocolate! I'd buy it, then give her a small taste when we got home, to "make sure she likes it."
#35
30 Pairs Of My Kid's Socks. Not A Single Pair. I Don't Even Remember Us Buying So Many Socks
Bonnie Blue Bird 7 years ago
I like to buy all the same socks so u only need two socks to have a match.
Cassie 7 years ago
Time to make mismatched pairs! My 16 year-old daughter loves to mismatch her socks and I do it, too, sometimes. Makes life more fun.
Marika Stanway 7 years ago
Dryer eats them. Check your cupboard in the kitchen. You will have a matching number of Tupperware lids that don't fit any pots you have. That's what the missing socks turn into.
Magpie 7 years ago
If they are the same size and they are both socks ; that's a pair in my house. Yes red robots and black and white stripes are a pair.
Magpie 7 years ago
It is kind of a way to filter maybe-new-friends...if they are positive about my socks, then Probably we can be friends....if they are snobby then nah. If they don't say a word, then maybe.
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Sheila Shaffer 7 years ago
It doesn't get any better......my kids are in highschool and I still have 20 unmatched socks!
LemonyLickit 7 years ago
It is NOT the dryer where they go missing. There is literally nowhere for them to go. It's in the washer that this happens. There is a gap between the barrel and the housing. If you take apart your washer, you'll find all sorts of 'goodies' in there.
#36
Shopping Is Hard
Taryn Wallace 7 years ago
Ok I have a serious question and I don't want to sound snotty. Why do parents let their children do this? If I hung onto a cart while my mom was trying to shop she would have picked my butt up hauled me either to the car or the nearest bathroom and swatted my butt... also...I never would have done this because my parents would have never allowed it. I'm confused as to how this happens?
BusLady 7 years ago
Poor parenting, apparently. Pick the kid up off the floor and put them in the basket. Some people would see this as child abuse, dragging your kid along the floor.
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Donovan Strader 6 years ago
everyone is getting so worked up about it, this was probably something that the kid did, the mom thought it was funny, took a video of it and the picked the child up. Like seriously lighten up a bit it was just a toddler being silly.
Kendall Forsythe 6 years ago
Why do SOO many women mommy shame??? WTF people. I can guarantee you do not do everything right 100 f*****g percent of the time and yet you comment about peoples "poor parenting" to make you feel better about your own. Lets build each other up once in awhile.. parenting is hard and NO ONE gets it all right because there is no definite RIGHT way.
#37
I Got One Child To Nap, The Other One Is Stubborn
#38
Thug Life
johan malherbe 7 years ago
im more shocked by the fact that a 2 years old was in a situation where he could use a shredder, without supervision....
BusLady 7 years ago
I'm shocked they would have that much cash in the house.
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Random Panda 7 years ago
I think this is more the fault of irresponsible parents, than the child. Why was the money within the reach of a 2-year-old? Why was the kid able to use a shredder without supervision?
ADHORTATOR 7 years ago
In Germany you could send the shredded money to the Federal Bank and they give you new bills...
Martha Riche 7 years ago
Kathleen Richwell, yes I have, there are many 2 year olds who are capable of riding one of these 'balance bikes', just like the little ride on push cars. And as I said in my original comment, especially if the parents are 6 feet tall, thus having a child who is exceptionally tall/large for their age. I actually do know a family like that - all the kids are big "for their age", it's called genetics.
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I Swear I Don't Know Where He Learned This
Carol Emory 7 years ago
Well..you don't eat the core of an apple or the cob of the corn do you?
#40
Take Your Child To Work Day Summed Up In One Photo
tuzdayschild 7 years ago
Well if you're going to let your child ride a scooter in the office you're just asking for trouble.
Ross Carter 7 years ago
Photos don't do justice to the verbal onslaught of "I want to go HOME now!!!!" screamed approximately 180 times an hour after the novelty wears off!
snoozy womble 7 years ago
why the hell would you even have this as a work day fun activity. How would anything get done?
Viki Banaszak 7 years ago
My dad was a supervisor and he used to take me to work until I asked him why everyone else was working but him. Never went there again. LOL
#41
Today I Learned That If You Let Your Child Pour Their Own Syrup They Will Invent “Pancake Soup”
Quazer 7 years ago
"YOU CALL THIS A SOUP? I`VE TASTED P**S WITH LESS SALT!!!!" - get´s me everytime :D
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Nostalgic Hyena 7 years ago
To this day I actually try to fill every waffle square with syrup.
#42
The Moment When You Realized Your Toddler Spent 30 Minutes Trying To Unlock Your iPad
Mademoiselle Mirage 7 years ago
I'm happy to see that I'm not the only one who calculated how much days it would take!
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Caroline Driver 7 years ago
Guess you didn't have the setting on where after 10 tries it wipes your ipad
Lachlan Steininger 7 years ago
When its unlockable again itll be funny if you accidentally get it wrong and it disables again
GrumpyCat7 7 years ago
Hahaha...first thing I did was calculate the time in days too! ... Maybe baby is trying to say "Spend time with ME!" 🤷
#43
How My Kids See My Car
Mia Hamsa 7 years ago
I see your "garbage slot" and raise you a "cheese making compartment made with spilled milk" *barf*
Ford MasterofDestruction 5 years ago
How about a separate dimension filled with candy wrappers and coffee cups?
Load More Replies... Marika Stanway 7 years ago
Better in the car than out of the window. At least you can pick it all and bin/recycle it properly.
r3dd3v1lL 7 years ago
Kids are dirty animals that make a mess everywhere and proceed to scream and cry and give you a headache. But their parents still love them.
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#44
Badass Little Cousin
Wil Vanderheijden 7 years ago
That's what you get when you think Internet is a babysitting service.
Ashley Fernandes 7 years ago
I have no pity for parents that leave their kids with their phones or tech and don't have parental locks on.
Jodi Ellis 7 years ago
seems to me like she knew what she was doing, judging by the look on her face and body.
Kiahna 7 years ago
Downvote me all you want but I would give that child some firm smacks, return the toys and ground her for a month. That is unacceptable.
Bored Fox 7 years ago
At least people can return items to Amazon and get refund. But that is not possible with all online shopping. This is a good lesson why it is important to never save debit/credit card info to any website, app or device.
#45
When You’ve Got Glass Shower Doors And A Toddler That Won’t Stay Out
Amy Randolph 7 years ago
I have only seen those wood look ceramic tiles on floors, never walls, but I like the look a lot.
Load More Replies... HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 7 years ago
Or you could lock the bathroom door when you are showering.
Ivette Green 7 years ago
Could be like my bathroom only where the toilet is has a door... shower, tub and sink has no door :( "open floor plan" ;)
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Enola Brinkley-Crayton 7 years ago
careful! Those doors are not shatterproof and they can crumble under pressure
#46
This Apple My Son Was "Done With"
HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 7 years ago
I was shopping for apples the other day and came across a variety called "pink lady", i was immediately outraged as the threat to my masculinity was clear for all to see, how could a man buy apples with a name like this., i was outraged and went to the newspaper with my story. Then i woke up and thought "damn my dream self is a snowflake a*****e".
HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 7 years ago
Haha im a grown a*s man and i still cut my apples up into slices , mainly because if i eat the apple whole i always get peel stuck in my teeth.
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MBZ MetalsmithArtist 7 years ago
Red delicious suck. Go with honey crisp or envy apples...cost more but worth it
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Joyce Stewart 7 years ago
It's ok. Just keep, peel and give pieces whenever wee boy wants a snack. Some kids don't like the peel.
GrumpyCat7 7 years ago
So, YOU eat it! That's a tiny-mouth sized bite. Cut small portions! Not rocket-science here!
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Naps With A 4-Year-Old
Zenozenobee 7 years ago
Last year, after a familly party, I had to share a king size bed with my 2yo and 4yo.... I can't even call it a nightmare for I never had a damn chance to fall asleep.
TheMsLollidella 7 years ago
I can relate . I sleep without moving so my parents didnt mind me at all since im so still. My younger sisters on the other hand would fight in their sleep or something cuz i would get hit throughout the night whenever we had "sleepoverd". I didn't nap with them ever again lol
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weatherwitch 7 years ago
And yet your face, what's visible of it 😂 looks so peaceful and happy 😊
David Cobb 7 years ago
You can tell that foot is attached to something she loves more than life. A beautiful photograph, that I hope she has enlarged and framed for the family picture wall.
#48
She Was Being So Quiet, We Thought She Fell Asleep. Nope, Just Silently Applying Butt Paste To Her Face
Melisa K. 7 years ago
That's usually when I am the most worried and I will check on him so many times lol when they are so quiet... and usually it is with good reason, and he is definitely NOT asleep.
Zenozenobee 7 years ago
Yep, I'm worry when they are screaming but even more worry when their silent AF ;p
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love life you only live once 7 years ago
she looks like say is going to say "What the F*** you want
#49
When You Find Your Pants In The Toilet After Asking Your Toddler To Help You With Laundry
Amy Randolph 7 years ago
It’s an old school non water saver toilet that hasn’t had the water level adjusted.
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This Is What Happens When You Put A 7-Year-Old In Charge Of Dishwasher Duty
Wil Vanderheijden 7 years ago
And that's when you call them over and show them what happened and explain how to load the dishwasher properly. Like you should have done before giving the duty.
Bobbi Newell 7 years ago
Yup, Campbell's label still on and everything! XD
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karen snyder 7 years ago
Not lazy, just not given instructions. I agree, I was loading the dishwasher at that age, but was given, (eyes rolling,) detailed instructions. As an adult, with flatmates, I can tell you that many grown-a*s adults don't have a clue.
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Dave 7 years ago
Most photos here show hilarious parenting fails. If I would have pulled a fraction of the c**p kids in these photos pulled, my mother would f*****g murder me.
HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 7 years ago
Haha same mate, my mother did not take kindly to stuff being needlessly destroyed, first my mum would of whooped my a*s, then my auntie, then my gran (strong Italian woman don't play).
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Kiki 7 years ago
I'll probably get flamed for this, but I hate kids and I don't want to be around the little walking petri dishes.
Lizard Queen 7 years ago
I'm with you, Kiki. I dislike kids, and stay away from them. It's no different than folks who dislike cats or dogs.
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The Frog 7 years ago
So pleased I went down the route of not having children, but good luck to the rest of you who do lol
Azure Adams 7 years ago
Ahh so happy to be... Childfree! Lalalala! Now I'm off to Palm Springs with my disposable income for massages and new boots
Laura 7 years ago
Be careful of who hears you saying that, there's probably like 500 people wanting to cheerfully throw those boots at you, then make you babysit while they go to Palm Springs! (Dont take that wrong,Im trying to be funny not insulting)
Load More Replies... HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 7 years ago (edited)
Yeah me and the wife decided a long time ago to not have children, this only amplifies the fact we made the right decision, we are just fine with our rescue animals, metal gigs, weed consumption and disposable income.
Lizard Queen 7 years ago
Right? If you don't like kids, you shouldn't have any. Life is GREAT being childfree. Too many frustrated parents are jealous of our lifestyle, because we get enough sleep, can own nice things, and are happy with our decisions.
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Aunt Messy 7 years ago
All I have to say is...Nah nah ne poo poo! Have fun with that. Just got back from a week in Paris to a clean, sparkling house, happy cats, and serenity. I LOVE not having kids. Not only is my life full of fun, I have the money to take vacations.
Lizard Queen 7 years ago
I'm with you, Aunt Messy. My husband and I each bought our dream cars this year. Our home will be paid off next year, and we're both under 50. Next year we'll install a pool, and possibly travel, if we can agree on a destination lol.
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Dave 7 years ago
Most photos here show hilarious parenting fails. If I would have pulled a fraction of the c**p kids in these photos pulled, my mother would f*****g murder me.
HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 7 years ago
Haha same mate, my mother did not take kindly to stuff being needlessly destroyed, first my mum would of whooped my a*s, then my auntie, then my gran (strong Italian woman don't play).
Load More Replies... Kiki 7 years ago
I'll probably get flamed for this, but I hate kids and I don't want to be around the little walking petri dishes.
Lizard Queen 7 years ago
I'm with you, Kiki. I dislike kids, and stay away from them. It's no different than folks who dislike cats or dogs.
Load More Replies... The Frog 7 years ago
So pleased I went down the route of not having children, but good luck to the rest of you who do lol
Azure Adams 7 years ago
Ahh so happy to be... Childfree! Lalalala! Now I'm off to Palm Springs with my disposable income for massages and new boots
Laura 7 years ago
Be careful of who hears you saying that, there's probably like 500 people wanting to cheerfully throw those boots at you, then make you babysit while they go to Palm Springs! (Dont take that wrong,Im trying to be funny not insulting)
Load More Replies... HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 7 years ago (edited)
Yeah me and the wife decided a long time ago to not have children, this only amplifies the fact we made the right decision, we are just fine with our rescue animals, metal gigs, weed consumption and disposable income.
Lizard Queen 7 years ago
Right? If you don't like kids, you shouldn't have any. Life is GREAT being childfree. Too many frustrated parents are jealous of our lifestyle, because we get enough sleep, can own nice things, and are happy with our decisions.
Load More Replies... Aunt Messy 7 years ago
All I have to say is...Nah nah ne poo poo! Have fun with that. Just got back from a week in Paris to a clean, sparkling house, happy cats, and serenity. I LOVE not having kids. Not only is my life full of fun, I have the money to take vacations.
Lizard Queen 7 years ago
I'm with you, Aunt Messy. My husband and I each bought our dream cars this year. Our home will be paid off next year, and we're both under 50. Next year we'll install a pool, and possibly travel, if we can agree on a destination lol.
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