Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Jesus Christ?

This picture deserves to be #1. It happens to the best.

that's kinda awesome

Impressive climbing skills. As a parent I would s**t my pants, though.

God that scared me

To be honest this is a great idea. I do't have any kids but the remotes are still always missing.

"challenge accepted"

I have a daughter, and I know only too well how all my possessions are now forfeit, but that laptop looks AMAZING.

I mean, who wouldn't? ITS DORITOS!

Why?

To me she looks very diligent. :)

(cue music) "The baby in redddddd is dancing with meeeee"

Actually, I think he's ice curling.

hang in there kids, we've all been there :)

THE HORROR OF BRUSSEL SPROUTS

Holy c**p that's loud! 85dB is the noise level when the ear hairs cell gets damaged, making you slightly deafer. At the moment, that baby is as loud as a nightclub! XD

At least it's fruit and not candy

That's cute

😂😂😂😂😂 I like ur mug

But then literally anyone can see you on the loo. And you can see all your guests on the loo. Bit weird no?

Do you not realize that you are supposed to take the kids and leave on Mothers Day ? Its the only way she'll get a break. Or send her to a spa.

close enough

Doc McStuffins is like 'burn kid. . . BURN"

Boiled is boiled..

The books not baby proof

My friend told me that her 2 year old stopped just inside the doors of Walmart the other day, lay down on the floor and licked it. I don't know how kids survive the "mouthy" stage, so many germs. Lol

Wow..

Cool shirt!

I'm just going to save this cheese for later by putting it on the wall right there!

At least you can put your kid in a bathtub. :-) I rubbed it into the carpet and couch when I was two...my poor mom... (My explanation: I wanted to "help cleaning".)

Fab mustache

So...the problem is?

still have milk in it?... or yogurt? or cheese?

Give her some. Might teach her to believe you next time.

I tell my nephew to learn to read, then he’ll know if what I tell him is true. He doesn’t like that game.

Tell her that THAT's not apple juice; the castor oil is, though!

I like to buy all the same socks so u only need two socks to have a match.

Ok I have a serious question and I don't want to sound snotty. Why do parents let their children do this? If I hung onto a cart while my mom was trying to shop she would have picked my butt up hauled me either to the car or the nearest bathroom and swatted my butt... also...I never would have done this because my parents would have never allowed it. I'm confused as to how this happens?

Dad's face is priceless!

im more shocked by the fact that a 2 years old was in a situation where he could use a shredder, without supervision....

Well..you don't eat the core of an apple or the cob of the corn do you?

Yep, pretty much

Ooh I wanna try! 10/10 Gordian Ramsey would love it!

Ouch, try again in almost 5 and a half days.

I see your "garbage slot" and raise you a "cheese making compartment made with spilled milk" *barf*

That's not badass. That's a little brat.

Winner

Why... just why

beautiful mom

That's usually when I am the most worried and I will check on him so many times lol when they are so quiet... and usually it is with good reason, and he is definitely NOT asleep.

Fair enough

And that's when you call them over and show them what happened and explain how to load the dishwasher properly. Like you should have done before giving the duty.