It takes much, much effort to actually stay serious in a case like this.

Kid goes and asks Dad, "Sure you can!" lol

F*****g parents...

Hmm WHERE THE F**K DID HE LEARN THAT WORD?!?!?!?!??!!

I think this would be me as a parent. I'd be a great parent

So true

So true but parents do deny it.

Know wonder he said the f word

Haha! This reminds me of when my cousin said she was trying so hard not to curse around her daughter after hearing her walking around asking, "Where the f**k did I put my shoes?" I never laughed so hard in my life!

Me as a mom

If the kid isnt a bully or an a*****e saying f**k is ok in my books lol

That's me...

Totally faced mom!

hehe, this is hillarious in the first thought, and quite sad in the second. But more hillarious.

I'm a proud aunt of 3 1/2 kids and I love it very much... especially the part where I give them back to my siblings!

Payback time!

I'd do that lol

I would be on the swing already. besides: the topics in this comic are fair enough. Imagine it will be celebrities, royals, and diets...now we are talking about nightmares!

I told my 3.5 year old son I loved him and he paused, looked at me and said "I love zombies".

I don't have kids and I can confirm my reaction is always the left.

Beware of them toilet seat monsters.

Also, never tell new parents that their baby looks pretty generic...

I hate beans. So when my mom made chili, I'd pick them out one by one.

I've literally had this exact conversation with so any parents "don't have kids, enjoy your freedom... dont' get me wrong, i love my kids..." lol

I really, really miss the advantages of being able to do that. Or even just misdirection, "Aghh! I want that (something valuable, breakable or dangerous)!" "Oh my, are you ready to go to the park?" Problem solved.

.....and my husband

That poor dog.

I was not prepared for how much disrespect I would get from older family members about the way my husband and I wanted to raise my child. And these were the same people who complained about their own parents and in-laws doing the same thing.

That's what love does...

Just like a cat... paws under the door

Yes that and the lipstick all over the face

Famous last words.

every mum has been there!

Lol that's definitely the big brother in my mind.

Next thing you know ow stupid thing

Cookies are for after bedtime only.

Nightfall has a sobering effect on kids...quite the opposite for adults...

:)

"when will you keep a marriage, aunt Sharon?"

Sometimes we ask our children too many questions instead of making the decisions for them.

And we even had real life examples here on BP. ;)

He's looking right back at you...

11 days overdue, 20 hours of labour, emergency c-section - my daughter looks like me!

I decided to nurse my daughter and did so for a year. My husband was as supportive as he could possibly be, but unfortunately he didn't produce any breast milk himself so he really got plenty of sleep. (Yes, I am still resentful 😊)

I love Sarah's comics

Nope in our house it's the mom voice. If I say NOW, they get moving.

My daughter says dead-poodle instead of dead pool and there is no way I'm correcting her

My kids didn't know batteries were replaceable for the first ten years of their lives.

You know you can't actually say it but you probably really want to.

So soon?

I suggest cookies.

Breast milk is equivalent to gold, especially when you need to store it in the freezer so others can feed your baby.

I remember those days. Couldn't get them in and then couldn't get them out! I couldn't fix my first comment :/

I'm almost 18 and still decided to climb on my mom to cuddle with her❤

Social media in a nutshell.

First night at home with a newborn lol

Oh no she found the loophole!!