This is very true.

My boyfriend tells me I'm pretty, but I always look terrible in pictures

Love this. Parenting is not a competition. We should be supporting each other.

LOL Picking your battles.

So now I know what my wife is thinking :)

When kids are testing us, they're just doing their job!

I laughed way too hard at this

Missing The Stretcher and Foot Ribber.

Lol "the Freddie" 😂😂 "🎶I want to break free-🎶"

Been there, done that!

I feel this one! The first couple of times my son slept through the night in his own bed, I would wake up in the middle of the night and my sleep-addled brain would think, "he died. There's no other explanation for why he's not here". And then I'd go check on him, and he'd be sleeping in his bed peacefully.

Awww

You're doing fine.

Ugh every day because I love him so much.

This is so beautiful!

There's a book called 'Let me hold you a little longer', all about whether you as the parent will notice the last time you've things with your kid/teen, like the last bubble bath, last bedtime story, last time they crawl or run towards you to pick them up. Last family vacation, last HS sports game. It's book about being in the moment, and holding to those moments a little longer before *Poof* they've grown up, leaving you feeling like it was just yesterday you brought home from the hospital

If this ain't me ..

I still worry about that 30+ years later...

No. No we didn't know that.

Coffee Monster.

😆😆 you know how mommy just needs to decorate things!

Both. 🙃

Obviously lol

Brraaayden!!

So passionate 😺

Reminds me of the time my daughter found a salamander in the yard and showed it to her grandma. All I hear is shrieking.

lol I bet that mom is thinking "You little s***"

My littles sister cut my mom's eye open doing that once mom says it's blurry in that eye.

What I constantly tell my bestie who is 12 lol she didn't listen she has bronchitis now.

The struggle is real

This is so me!! Sitting with other moms at gymnastics trying to think of something to say suddenly I'm like "so I watch a LOT of true crime......" *crickets* lol

You said that right

Those aren't chocolate buttons mate...

Ohhh, 40 *CELSIUS*. Yeah, way different than 40 Fahrenheit! 40C=104F and conversely, 40F=4C!

LOL When kids say creepy things

Because I haven't had more than FIFTEEN SECONDS of time to myself today and I. AM. G0DDAMNED. OVER. IT.!!!!!!

We called the "circle of neglect" the "set it and forget it" 😂

Why not both!

Oh boy! that WOULD be lucky!💓😘😜

My daughter is both the only reason i would go to prison/the only reason i want to stay out of prison.

I am about to go through this WHOLE. DANG. SUMMER. PREGNANT! Due oct 4th

Best!

How about this kitten?

Self talk with the best of intentions!

Wrong. Both parents should be on the edges and the baby takes the whole bed. That's my experience at least

Takes me back to when an old man tried grilling me for not dressing my daughter in pink,

Whoa kid calm down

Good luck finding a babysitter you actually trust lol it's just better to stick with family.

Only mine cried if she saw it.

Oooooh turns out it's just serial killers!

January 19, 1946

My mom stressed so much with all 3 of my younger siblings she would always complain that they were way too skinny and they were going to die they all turned out fine lol I would try to give her a break and hold the baby but not the time she would just hold them while she did everything.

Somehow all my kids are party animals.

Isn't it the opposite?

Expectation