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50 'Parental Humor Memes' That Perfectly Sum Up What Having Children Is Like

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LuckyL 2 years ago

yes, Yes YES, a thousand times YES!

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Founded in January 2021, the ‘Parental Humor Memes’ group has amassed over half-a-million members in just over a year. That makes one thing crystal clear: people are loving the jokes. And there’s no humor without being able to relate to it. We laugh at what’s familiar, after all.

With hundreds of new members joining every single week, the team running the group from behind the scenes insists on everybody following the rules. They’re pretty straightforward and it’s something that you’d expect to see in any major social media group.

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River Webb 2 years ago

a foot fetish in the making

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Foxxy (The Original) 2 years ago (edited)

Bahaha, too funny. But what does M stand for then?

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I’m a sadist 2 years ago

Mediocre

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Susie Elle 2 years ago

"Meh"

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MrBallen Fan 2 years ago

Mastered

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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago

“Moronically bad” XD

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Péter Rózsahegyi 2 years ago

Masters

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LuckyL 2 years ago

That's even funnier - thank you soooo much!!

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Robert Duran 2 years ago

Nobody knows. It's a mystery.

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Tx jac 2 years ago

Mundane?

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Colleen Redmond 2 years ago

Mediocre 😜

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Na Schi 2 years ago

Funny to see the answeres to this: obviously femail pandas come up with a medicore to disappoint term while most obviously male pandas think of "master". The discrepancy is real 😂

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Ruth Watry 2 years ago

Mature audiences

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PurpleDoople 2 years ago

Marvelous

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just another teen 2 years ago

master

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Gabriel Sbárbaro 2 years ago

Magnificent

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Procrastinating Panda 2 years ago

Most horrible

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Grace Walsh 2 years ago

M for Meffort!

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MaShunnda Beard 2 years ago

Monster

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Melissa Watters 2 years ago

It stands for "makeup" because he didn't hand in all of his work by the end of the semester and he's destined for summer school. 😆

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Kathleen Schwark/Steppler 2 years ago

Missing

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Catarina 2 years ago

Médium/ average

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Chelly Becka 2 years ago

M for Merit

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Efia 2 years ago

minimum effort :D

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Michelle Klein 2 years ago

Masterbates

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Pollywog 2 years ago

Masturbator

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Johan Plane 2 years ago

Maestro!

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CMKL 2 years ago

Marvelous

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Scott Davis 2 years ago

Massive

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Melissa Gallo 2 years ago

Mediocre?

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Marcus Lee 2 years ago

Mediocre

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Maverick 2 years ago

'mazing

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Qoozy Woozy 2 years ago

Maestro

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Jon Scott 2 years ago

Moderate to severe hiv

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P Burdick 2 years ago

Master

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Persephone 2 years ago

It's further down in the alphabet, so I'm guessing "very failed"...

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sack maiz 2 years ago

meets average

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Nadine Bamberger 2 years ago

Mad skills

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Robin Childers 10 months ago

Mediocre

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Chilly Chili 2 years ago

Motherf***er

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Axel D 2 years ago

like sadist said, mediocre.

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Nelo Chika-Moronu 2 years ago

Masters!

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Hillary Fisher 2 years ago

Minus F

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Marta Dreifelds 2 years ago

mediocre

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Susanne B 2 years ago

More work needed

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n0_h0p3_l3ft_f0r_m4x 2 years ago

Master

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Krzysztof Bober 2 years ago

Mediocre.

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GramDB 2 years ago

Mundane

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Bunny Lady 2 years ago

Manky

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Dustin Hisel 2 years ago

Magnificent

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Dustin Hisel 2 years ago

Magnificent.

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NOMAD Anshelm 2 years ago

Masterful.. Obviously

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Kelly D 2 years ago

Master of sex. Lol

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Jacy Green-Sprehe 2 years ago

Mediocre

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Anuoluwa Savage 2 years ago

Mad? Like mad sex?👀

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Sora 2 years ago

Mediocre 🤣

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FatKid Games 2 years ago

Mastered

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Rae Black 2 years ago

M is for "Meh"

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Vicky De Raedemaeker 2 years ago

Mediocre

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Aron Gilbert 2 years ago

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Trigga 2 years ago

6 yrs old???

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Black Karen 2 years ago

He prob just read the word without knowing what it meant.

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Ladybug 2 years ago

I hope a six year old doesn't know about that!!!!!! I didn't learn about it till like 12!

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LagoonaBlueColleen 2 years ago

Even at 12 I wasn't thinking of sex in that way. I didn't know you could be bad at it until maybe 17 or 18. It's not something a kid wants to think about too much.

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Nothing Fancy 2 years ago

I'd wonder how my 6 year old knows what sex is to the degree that you can be good or bad at it.🤨

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Bored Turtle Princess 2 years ago

Probably thought it was like their test results.

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Sidra Badar 2 years ago

How'd 6 know about s*x?

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Doggo 2 years ago

And everybody clapped

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Alditekim 2 years ago

If i failed, then you wouldn't have existed. Lol.

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El 2 years ago

Hahaha that's too funny😂

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James Muniu 2 years ago

Ranking ends at 'F'....sorry 😁😁

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christian finsand 2 years ago

Mandalorian

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Carolyn Legg 2 years ago

Did she kill him or natural causes?

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mca 2 years ago

No. Husband died because mom killed him

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HellVetios 2 years ago

Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most

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Bryan Gaffny 2 years ago

LMFAO

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Jacob Erickson 2 years ago

She got an F, but still had you, you little twerp. I wonder how it reflects on them.

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Bill Sabado 2 years ago

M = Meets Proficiency

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Thomas Sweda 2 years ago

Mediocre!

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Chilly Chili 2 years ago

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Fieke Engelen 2 years ago

Sorry, I don't believe that of a six year old. A good joke and made me laugh

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Eddsworld_Encanto 2 years ago

Whats with the random J

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Ev 2 years ago

Where I live, u hv to at least be in high school to learn about sex, like, this lil' kiddo is way to young to learn this!

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Nelo Chika-Moronu 2 years ago

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Michelle Klein 2 years ago

M = masterbates

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Cindy Araya 2 years ago

Bwahahaha!!

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Kiela Baker 2 years ago (edited)

So i guess M is for "meh"?

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Daniel Mattock 2 years ago

r/thathappened

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Gregg Bender 2 years ago

Masturb... oh, never mind.

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Maggie Hood 2 years ago (edited)

Yeah, if the kid is in kindergarten then they probably wouldn't know what a letter grade is.

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Kit-Kat-Hamato 2 years ago

Missing In Action

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LaToya Mack 2 years ago

I ❤️ The internet.

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Jaimie Wilson 2 years ago

Kimberly McIntosh I feel like this wud be your kids 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Usman A. 2 years ago

Masochist

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CMKL 2 years ago

Did you revive him?

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tirebiter 2 years ago

And when she was through with him, he really died. And he never had sex again.

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bunkbed boys 2 years ago

Magnificent

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• ThePurpleAddict • 2 years ago

WHY IS THIS SO GOOD

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Herefortheparty 2 years ago

I'll take "That Didn't Happen" for $1000 please, Alex.

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Sushi Gurl 2 years ago

WHY WOULD A 6 YEAR OLD KNOW ABOUT SEX YET???!!

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BLACKMAJIC 2 years ago

it sounds like she was terrible if she had a kid that is already insulting her

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Jo Frey 2 years ago

Six-year-old kid is usually too young to be getting letter grades in school so so how would they know what the *F* means?

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Doug Wakeham 2 years ago

Kid's Are Too Smart Too Fast Sometimes

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Joan Afflick 2 years ago

Oh, I'm just done 😂

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Mouse Man 2 years ago

The usual reply: sex, yes please. Smart kid.

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Shay 2 years ago

Eehhhhhhhh…yikes.

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Kay 2 years ago

jfjfjfjfjfj LMFAO

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Kelzbelz79 2 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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Laura Rabon 2 years ago

Marginal

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James Muniu 2 years ago

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Dana Dara 2 years ago

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Seb Benson 1 year ago

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Board Pan, duh. 2 years ago

GENIUS

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The administrators running the page ask that members post only relevant memes. If it has nothing to do with parenting, the post won’t get approved. Sure, the meme might be great, but it might belong in another awesome group’s feed.

What’s more, members are asked to post one meme at a time and remain courteous to everyone at all times. There’s no tolerance for bullying. There’s no space for hate speech. It’s as simple as that.

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Foxxy (The Original) 2 years ago

My son reckons he is gonna live with us forever. I will let him believe that.....for now lol.

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Board Pan, duh. 2 years ago

Big breath.

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Kimi Tomminello 2 years ago

Yup, every time. I can't even close doors anymore because I have 1 dog that goes into destruction mode the minute there's a door between us.

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Relationship expert Dan, who is a father of two, told Bored Panda about how to tell if you are ready to have kids, what parenting entails, and why it is important to love patiently.

“Billions of people have had kids when they weren’t ready and managed to figure it out. It’s not easy and does add a lot of work to your daily life when you are young, but it can be done,” he said that it is a challenge, yes, but one that many people can meet head-on.

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ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 2 years ago

what a coincidence

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Péter Rózsahegyi 2 years ago

At the first child, you wash, dry and iron the clothes. For the second you wash and dry. Then you just dry them.

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Yep it's Ella 🇺🇦 2 years ago

Oh my gosh, every time.

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“When you have a family unit that loves each other, you truly feel like you belong somewhere. Some people already have that feeling because they were born into a great family, but many people don’t come from a close, loving family,” he told Bored Panda that creating your family means that you have a firm support structure.

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Raena Celis 2 years ago

Such a beautiful portrayal of what a parent does, but I'm getting Trypophobic vibes here

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MagicalUnicorn 2 years ago

fair enough

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Brendan Roberts 2 years ago

Before I had kids, I used to hate it when parents would say, "Just wait til you have kids." I now understand.

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“When you have your own family, you find a place where you are loved, needed and belong. You also have an opportunity to create a loving, close family that stays together and has each other’s back for life,” Dan said.

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Roxy Eastland 2 years ago

One of ours sat in the Debenhams cafe (a more refined department store, for those not British) at two years old, after knocking over his orange juice, exclaiming "oh, for f.u.c.k.'s sake" loudly and repeatedly.

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Brendan Roberts 2 years ago

How does someone so small take up an entire double bed?

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LuckyL 2 years ago

And she's probably right.

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“That is an exciting, rewarding opportunity that you simply can’t access unless you have children. That said, I wouldn’t recommend having kids just for the sake of it, or to hopefully make a relationship happier,” the relationship expert warned that having kids is a big step. You have to want to have children for the right reasons.

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LuckyL 2 years ago (edited)

That's how grandpartens roll - they didn't like yelling either and now can just have fun with the kids

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Brendan Roberts 2 years ago

My kid knows my look lol.

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TheWeeb 2 years ago

My elementary school had a thing to measure decibels at the end of each cafeteria table and if we reached 50+ we weren't allowed to talk for the rest of lunch.

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“The ‘bundle of joy’ they talk about in advertising campaigns is mostly just a ploy to inspire more people to have children, so they have more customers for their products,” Dan said. “In reality, a baby is more like a ‘bundle of work’ for the first couple of years because it cries a lot, which isn’t fun to listen to and it is also completely dependent on you for everything 24/7.”

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"Wife, pregnant, refused the photoshoot, so husband did it because he had already paid"

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Sharon Marcus Geller 2 years ago

Oh gosh, this is funny!

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Kimi Tomminello 2 years ago

Sometimes I feel like that.... Until I remember who my mom is. Then I'm just glad I made it out alive.

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Foxxy (The Original) 2 years ago

I can so relate.

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Patience, in Dan’s opinion, is the key to being a good parent. “If you can love patiently and if you also have a great relationship dynamic with your woman, then you will build a loving, family unit that will then reward you with a lifetime of happy moments and precious memories,” he said.

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River Webb 2 years ago

looks so young for her age

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Foxxy (The Original) 2 years ago

Omg, I laughed way too much at this. The face you always get after you walk in is priceless. Bet my parents thought the same when I was a kid.

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River Webb 2 years ago

i was told i was found in a trash can and was mistaken for a massive rat

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“You can still enjoy life without having children, but you just won’t get to experience what it is like to have your own family who truly loves you, needs you, and wants you in their life,” Dan noted that becoming a parent opens up an entirely new dimension to one’s life. However, this isn't to say that someone's quality is life is 'worse' if they end up not having kids. People's definitions of who their family members are can be very different.

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ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 2 years ago

spicy jesus kid

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*insert funny username* 2 years ago

The screams…

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Trond Øien 2 years ago

Good one.

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So, dear Pandas, which of these memes did you like the most? Which ones did you find to be the most relatable? What do you personally are the biggest challenges that parents have to face? Share your thoughts and feel free to vent about how difficult (but rewarding!) parenting is in the comments.

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guineapiglover12 2 years ago

I still love to make potions!

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Sue Hazlewood 2 years ago

Your child is Elton John?

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Brendan Roberts 2 years ago

Before kids, I would judge parents for letting them watch TV on their phones at a restaurant. Now, with kids, I ask for the WiFi password before I order drinks.

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LagoonaBlueColleen 2 years ago

LOL My daughter spit in my hand. Nothing was in her mouth. She was just making it look like she was chewing on something.

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Board Pan, duh. 2 years ago

Oh wow. I definitely do this 😅

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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago

Okay hear me out… I want one of these for myself so I don’t have to get out of bed when I wake up thirsty at 3am because I’ve been snoring open-mouthed and my tongue is all dry… XD

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Roxy Eastland 2 years ago

I have one like this, and one that gets upset at me being angry when I'm just a bit distracted and not watching my tone. The tone shift between the the two takes real skill.

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Board Pan, duh. 2 years ago

My kid, whining about it:. Again ?? This happens every day.. me: yes. Yes it does.

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Kay blue 2 years ago

Prepare for tantrum in 3....2.....1

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Foxxy (The Original) 2 years ago

I'm a very sarcastic person but I have to be careful of the type of sarcasm I use on my kids because My daughter has ASD and sometimes has issues reading sarcasm and my son still doesn't understand sarcasm.

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Brendan Roberts 2 years ago

I always threaten to take my son's tablet away, bit it gives me an hour of peace in the morning. It's simply not worth it.

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Brendan Roberts 2 years ago

Yep. They need their favourite toys, their new magazine, and that pebble they once found on the way to school.

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Foxxy (The Original) 2 years ago (edited)

I was only called mumma a very few times but I nipped that in the bud pretty quick. Not sure why but I can't stand being called mumma. Going through the bruh stage with my daughter at the moment.

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ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 2 years ago

yup

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Parvana szoelana 2 years ago

It's like having a pet monkey with a marker.

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River Webb 2 years ago

delete the banking app

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Kesam 2 years ago

It was the other way round for us.

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Foxxy (The Original) 2 years ago (edited)

Yup, can't even begin to count the amount of times I had to tell my kids that I'm not a jungle gym.

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Bacony Cakes 2 years ago

At least it's a decent song, aye?

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Parvana szoelana 2 years ago

Dad plays with nerf guns like he's a british soldier in D-day.

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LagoonaBlueColleen 2 years ago

Why is that? They could be content, watching TV, colouring. The moment you're on the phone "MOM! MOM! MOOOOOOM! WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? I'M HUNGRY."

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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 2 years ago

As a student, yes. My classmates are all 3 monkeys in trenchcoats and i get pretty annoyed. With this idea they get what they deserve

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devi L. 2 years ago

It's all worth it at the end of each day when you're looking at them so adorable and peacefully asleep

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Susie Elle 2 years ago

And you're both trying real hard to ignore it

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Susie Elle 2 years ago

My friend who has kids sent this to me last week

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River Webb 2 years ago

give them back to her, its. her fault anyway

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Susie Elle 2 years ago

Clever girl

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Foxxy (The Original) 2 years ago (edited)

Until next time. That kids got you wrapped around his little finger. Sucker lol.

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ZefRam 2 years ago

yep

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Kelzbelz79 2 years ago

Yes, yes yes and bloody yes.

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Foxxy (The Original) 2 years ago

Been there, done that.

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River Webb 2 years ago

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Foxxy (The Original) 2 years ago

I can vouch for that.

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River Webb 2 years ago

the pee adds flavour, start adding it to their food

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Foxxy (The Original) 2 years ago

WARNING gross factor. I will never EVER forget the day my daughter vomited chewed up chunks of hotdogs all over the couch. The small was revolting. I had to take the couch cushions outside and spray them with a hose. Fill up the bath with water and laundry detergent. Put the whole cushions in there and soaked over night. Repeated that process except with just water to rinse the cushions. Rung them out as best as I could and laid them on top of our hills hoist to dry.

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Laura Henderson 2 years ago

Nailed it.

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Karis 2 years ago

😂😂she might just start a gang that IS the prison

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ZefRam 2 years ago

meh, im going on 3 weeks and im fine

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Raena Celis 2 years ago

Sigh...I kinda miss the fake lashes and fresh blow out days. No room for that while raising a one year old

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SoozeeQ 2 years ago

Ah, so that's where the above-mentioned 3-yr-old heard it.

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Kay blue 2 years ago

3 was the age of continuously asking why.

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Kimi Tomminello 2 years ago

"Look what I can do"

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ComfyPanda 2 years ago

Very accurate

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Laura Mende (Human) 2 years ago

When I was young coming out of the pool, my mother made a normal size Hotdog and cut it in small pieces... Oh happy days!

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Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

Kinda like those radio contests: "for every time you say it in ten seconds, you get a cookie."

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Foxxy (The Original) 2 years ago

Not parents everywhere. Besides when my daughter was a baby and for only a month, co sleeping was not for us.

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Izzy_ 2 years ago

Savage XD

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Spampampams 2 years ago

I use to have a friend that would yell at her kids while talking to me on the phone. Me: I'll let you go. The last time she told me to hang on a minute she never came back to the phone.

7points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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Kelzbelz79 2 years ago

Same.

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Kelzbelz79 2 years ago

I bloody knew it!

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Kelzbelz79 2 years ago

💯👊

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Amery 2 years ago

YEP! (At least they've got eachother, to blame!)

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ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 2 years ago

amateur! i don’t have kids but you need to hide them at the bottom

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Kelzbelz79 2 years ago

Yes and despite vowing never to be like your parents you end up saying this to your own.

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Amery 2 years ago

Sad, but TRUE! What IS with the sneakers and suits anyway, y'all ?!?!?

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Kay blue 2 years ago

I usually ask what she wants. It's usually money.

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50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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Laura Mende (Human) 2 years ago

Do you guys don't own a bucket? Like for cleaning?! My mom always gives me the cleaning bucket for puking. It's made of metal so the splashing sound echoes soooo beautifully! (Yeah, I know. I'm disgusting...)

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ComfyPanda 2 years ago

This was me last week. Every. Damn. Day. In my kids defense she did break her elbow...but still!!!

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Mari 2 years ago

Totally!

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Karis 2 years ago

😂and when she says why did you do that just say…opportunity…😂

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BluEyedSeoulite 2 years ago

I order pizza on those nights... So like 2-3 nights a week

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Libstak 2 years ago

Um bored panda, vagina is medically correct term for a common body part in at least 50% of the human population. It really, sincerely, truly is not a dirty word.

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Roxy Eastland 2 years ago

Going to a restaurant with a friend and our very small children. Both my friend and I were very keen that our little ones had healthy food and drink (while we could still control it!). We're asked if we'd like drinks first and my daughter says confidently "yes please, I'll have a diet Coke". I'm about to say 'no she won't, she doesn't have aspartame' when my friend's daughter chimed in "and I'll have a white wine".

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*insert funny username* 2 years ago

Yes

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Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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Becky Fleming 2 years ago

I snort laughed so hard!!!!

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ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 2 years ago

penny wise has it now

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Luther von Wolfen 2 years ago

Kids don't waste all their energy at work like adults do.

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Bacony Cakes 2 years ago

Why does look like Vector's plane?

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Foxxy (The Original) 2 years ago

I've actually started putting most of the kids stuff together for the past 2 years. I'm getting good on the Allen keys lol, jk. I have used other tools too.

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PalmKitty 2 years ago (edited)

*wheeze*

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Mari 2 years ago

Each time they are upset because icecream is to cold...

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Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 2 years ago

This is me with my cats lol. But children are much more creative with their destruction 😂

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Performingyak 2 years ago

Yeah, I got this one over my kid- 11lb 4 and screamed "they will be buying me a present every birthday they have!" Whilst in labour.

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PandaGoPanda 2 years ago

I asked my teenagers what a Yeet Machine is whilst hey were having supper. Five minutes later I've had to perform the Heimlich manoeuvre on my son and my daughter is wiping spilled milk off the floor. I never knew I was so hilarious.

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Sharon Marcus Geller 2 years ago

Am I so predictable?

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Catarina 2 years ago

My 5yo

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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago

<_< Gambit was my crush when I was a pre-teen XD

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Foxxy (The Original) 2 years ago

Harder to find Will than Wally.

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"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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Hannah Mae Jensen 2 years ago

Yeah my mom would be like if he/she wakes up don't get up stay completely still and ignore them they'll fall back asleep.

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LuckyL 2 years ago

And you still gain weight because of all the stress eating.

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Raven DeathShade 2 years ago

If your kids drink blood, y'all have a bigger problem.

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Laura Mende (Human) 2 years ago

When we both discovered WhatsApp for the first time, my mom I were stunned at how fast you could answer. I made a little mess in the kitchen while she was on her eay to work. Starting with: "Mom, something happened..." I wrote a large amount when she wrote: "What happened???!!!" So I sent what I had written so far and wrote further because the story was long. After a minute or so she hat read my message and was very worried. So I sent was I had written in the meantime... It got FIVE messages to explain a thing I planned explainig in one long thing...

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"My 7 year old is sooooo lucky I have a sense of humor! Mom of the year award go to me!!!"

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PalmKitty 2 years ago

No no, he’s got a point.

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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago

This is also some 40-year-olds after bedtime ;)

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M Rob 2 years ago

But a bit of a demon.

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College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

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Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 2 years ago

Toddlers hit hard tbh!

4points

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Amery 2 years ago

Just settle in between, with the 'anime' version!

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Karis 2 years ago

yes,yes, i am indeed

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Parvana szoelana 2 years ago

We need a bigger crane!

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TrickQuestion 2 years ago

That's not my kid. It's my wife.

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Luther von Wolfen 2 years ago

I will always remember the day my kid asked for a "banana" instead of a "manana".

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Amery 2 years ago

As the shirt mocks the moment . . .

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Foxxy (The Original) 2 years ago

My brother considered the possibility of adopting in the future. Until I had my kids and he realised how messy and loud they were. He doesn't cope well with loud noises or getting dirty.

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Huddo's sister 2 years ago

As far as I know my brother isn't in jail...he did do a criminology degree though...

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Black Karen 2 years ago

EXACTLY!

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nini 2 years ago

"You can still enjoy life without having children, but you just won’t get to experience what it is like to have your own family who truly loves you, needs you, and wants you in their life” Yeah, ok. But there are different definitions of "family", and other experiences I can make by NOT having kids.

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Suzi Q 2 years ago

Yep! However, you are wrong that childless people don't experience having many people in their lives who love you, need you and want you in my life. You are correct that there are different types of family. In my life a few of them are family, but most are not. But we just don't experience that from children. We have full lives though. I'm not childless by choice but it's my path. It doesn't mean our lives aren't fulfilling.

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Truman Phan 2 years ago

But... u don't have children to enjoy life... u do it for the survival of the species. If anything, if you want to enjoy life, going childless is a pretty safe move

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Atia Janssens 2 years ago

Oh look at that: the only 2 guys who respond give a crappy insensitive answer. Who's surprised? Yes, no one

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Jason Alexander 2 years ago (edited)

No one:........... Still not a single person:.............. Not one solitary soul anywhere saying anything to anyone about what ppl should choose:............ Nini: you don't have to have kids to have a family....

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John Smith 2 years ago

They only tell that to childless people because they do not want to acknowledge that they live in hell on earth.

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Suzi Q 2 years ago

I'm not a parent but I admire what you all go through! Parenthood takes balls!

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Ein Steinbeck 2 years ago

Quite literally.

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Darcy Marie 2 years ago

My question is why did adoption still destroy my body? Is a solid diet of fruit snacks, gogurt, and Oreos found on the floor not as healthy as I thought?

11points

Trent Lane 2 years ago

Mmm Flooreos

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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 2 years ago

Most of these is me dealing with my brother but kudos to you parents who have to deal with all this drama and sleepless nights while trying to raise kids right

6points

Lisa T 2 years ago

My kids are 23, 20 and 17 now. Hubby and I always wish they were little again. They grow up too fast.

4points

Jimmy Lewis 2 years ago

These are all great

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Primordial Nymph 2 years ago

Why can I empathise even tho I'm not a parent?!? I'm 15 lol. I think it's because of having 2 younger cousins who are both boys lmao

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Emmett O'Brian 2 years ago

So no hate, I just hope someone that is thinking about having kids sees this. I have a daughter and a son. They're good, respectful kids and I'm very glad we had them. They're adults now and even though we've all had to work on things, we're a team. It is possible.

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Irving BigDaddy Eskenazi 2 years ago

As a dad I agree with all and I suspect most feel rubber the same, I wouldn't trade one minute of it, that is now that their grow n out the house and off my payroll.)

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Lauren Capp 2 years ago

No children here at 37, can I get a "hell yeah!" My dogs and cats keep me bust enough and feeding and vet care is enough. They also let me, sleep, take naps, eat ice cream tubs without crying at me for some, take a hot bath, oh and they absolutely love me to death. I'll be just fine without hell spawn thank you.

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GoodWolf 2 years ago

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Kimi Tomminello 2 years ago

Why would you read through this entire thread if you don't agree with the premise of it? Parents blowing off steam through sharing memes is actually a pretty healthy way of dealing with the struggles of parenting. Dark humor as a coping mechanism. It's the people pretending everything is perfect with their families that I'm more afraid for.

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Becky Fleming 2 years ago

Parenting humor is like Emergency Dept humor - it's so f'ing hard some days you gotta let that dark humor roll or totally lose your sh*t.

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M Rob 2 years ago

I will say 90% of parents will laugh till they cry at this. Some of the toughest times make the best memories.

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Mari 2 years ago

Sometimes you're sick of going through the same mess for the 10th time that day, but than you have to remember how lucky you are. You have kids, a place to live, you can feed them and take care of them. Other parents elsewhere have to raise their kids also, but for them it is really challenging. A struggle to keep their kids safe and alive.

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nini 2 years ago

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Suzi Q 2 years ago

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Truman Phan 2 years ago

But... u don't have children to enjoy life... u do it for the survival of the species. If anything, if you want to enjoy life, going childless is a pretty safe move

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Atia Janssens 2 years ago

Oh look at that: the only 2 guys who respond give a crappy insensitive answer. Who's surprised? Yes, no one

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Jason Alexander 2 years ago (edited)

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John Smith 2 years ago

They only tell that to childless people because they do not want to acknowledge that they live in hell on earth.

-2points

Suzi Q 2 years ago

I'm not a parent but I admire what you all go through! Parenthood takes balls!

16points

Ein Steinbeck 2 years ago

Quite literally.

15points

Darcy Marie 2 years ago

My question is why did adoption still destroy my body? Is a solid diet of fruit snacks, gogurt, and Oreos found on the floor not as healthy as I thought?

11points

Trent Lane 2 years ago

Mmm Flooreos

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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 2 years ago

Most of these is me dealing with my brother but kudos to you parents who have to deal with all this drama and sleepless nights while trying to raise kids right

6points

Lisa T 2 years ago

My kids are 23, 20 and 17 now. Hubby and I always wish they were little again. They grow up too fast.

4points

Jimmy Lewis 2 years ago

These are all great

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Primordial Nymph 2 years ago

Why can I empathise even tho I'm not a parent?!? I'm 15 lol. I think it's because of having 2 younger cousins who are both boys lmao

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Emmett O'Brian 2 years ago

2points

Irving BigDaddy Eskenazi 2 years ago

As a dad I agree with all and I suspect most feel rubber the same, I wouldn't trade one minute of it, that is now that their grow n out the house and off my payroll.)

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Lauren Capp 2 years ago

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GoodWolf 2 years ago

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Kimi Tomminello 2 years ago

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