Love this!

yes, Yes YES, a thousand times YES!

a foot fetish in the making

Bahaha, too funny. But what does M stand for then?

GENIUS

My son reckons he is gonna live with us forever. I will let him believe that.....for now lol.

Big breath.

Yup, every time. I can't even close doors anymore because I have 1 dog that goes into destruction mode the minute there's a door between us.

what a coincidence

At the first child, you wash, dry and iron the clothes. For the second you wash and dry. Then you just dry them.

Oh my gosh, every time.

Such a beautiful portrayal of what a parent does, but I'm getting Trypophobic vibes here

fair enough

Before I had kids, I used to hate it when parents would say, "Just wait til you have kids." I now understand.

One of ours sat in the Debenhams cafe (a more refined department store, for those not British) at two years old, after knocking over his orange juice, exclaiming "oh, for f.u.c.k.'s sake" loudly and repeatedly.

How does someone so small take up an entire double bed?

And she's probably right.

That's how grandpartens roll - they didn't like yelling either and now can just have fun with the kids

My kid knows my look lol.

My elementary school had a thing to measure decibels at the end of each cafeteria table and if we reached 50+ we weren't allowed to talk for the rest of lunch.

Oh gosh, this is funny!

Sometimes I feel like that.... Until I remember who my mom is. Then I'm just glad I made it out alive.

I can so relate.

looks so young for her age

Omg, I laughed way too much at this. The face you always get after you walk in is priceless. Bet my parents thought the same when I was a kid.

i was told i was found in a trash can and was mistaken for a massive rat

spicy jesus kid

The screams…

Good one.

I still love to make potions!

Your child is Elton John?

Before kids, I would judge parents for letting them watch TV on their phones at a restaurant. Now, with kids, I ask for the WiFi password before I order drinks.

We're all the best parents ever, until we actually become parents that is.😂😂

I dunno man. I've taken care of my niece and nephew. I've watched my friends kids and took them out for the day... It was never very hard to take a shrieking howling child out of the restaurant or other public space. Till they calmed down. Just kinda grab them and... Lead them outside and away from the other people who paid to be there. Too.

We take a few cars, crayons, a mini colouring book and notepad out with us and we spend time interacting with him. When food arrives he gets to watch something on the phone whilst he eats, he's eats his food and we get parent time. Not difficult.

You do after you have kids also...just with a different eye.

You don't bring small children to restaurants. It's selfish, rude and totally inappropriate. If you wanna go out for dinner, you get a fakking babysitter. I'm a father of 2 boys. I would NEVER subject others to their mayhem in a restaurant. Anywhere in a public place is fine, they don't HAVE to sit on that particular park bench... But if theyre in a restaurant waiting for their order, they can't really leave, you're the one who's intruding. Have some fakking respect.. The world doesn't revolve around you and your children just because YOUR world does.

My oldest was told he had to eat the broccoli, he normally likes it but was wanting to only eat chicken. He proceeds to shove the largest floret into his mouth. Attempts to swallow it and throws up on the table... Like... There's nothing to do there. Good or bad parent, you can't predict that the first time they do it...

Just do like what my parents did with my brother. Put them in the car, stay outside while they have their tantrum from you telling them to be quiet in the restaurant, and check once everything calms down. Sometimes it's just overstimulation, and that screaming and such just needs release. If you don't wanna seem cruel, do a race! That also brings better bonding too.

My kids learned early to behave in public because, no matter where we were or what we were doing, if they threw a tantrum, we left. I was not about to subject innocent people to that. I can literally count on one hand the public meltdowns my two had. So I do judge.

LOL My daughter spit in my hand. Nothing was in her mouth. She was just making it look like she was chewing on something.

Oh wow. I definitely do this 😅

Okay hear me out… I want one of these for myself so I don’t have to get out of bed when I wake up thirsty at 3am because I’ve been snoring open-mouthed and my tongue is all dry… XD

I have one like this, and one that gets upset at me being angry when I'm just a bit distracted and not watching my tone. The tone shift between the the two takes real skill.

My kid, whining about it:. Again ?? This happens every day.. me: yes. Yes it does.

Prepare for tantrum in 3....2.....1

I'm a very sarcastic person but I have to be careful of the type of sarcasm I use on my kids because My daughter has ASD and sometimes has issues reading sarcasm and my son still doesn't understand sarcasm.

I always threaten to take my son's tablet away, bit it gives me an hour of peace in the morning. It's simply not worth it.

Yep. They need their favourite toys, their new magazine, and that pebble they once found on the way to school.