Pandas, What Would You Say To A Person Committing Murder? (Closed)

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My momma didn't raise no snitch. Then i'd walk away

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A U T O P H O B I A

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bon bon (still purple boi) 3 years ago

lol

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i didn't see sh*t..(slowly backs away)

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Asy_End

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bon bon (still purple boi) 3 years ago

same kinda

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“Well, this could end 2 ways. You could and probably would murder me, since I just witnessed this.”
“Yea, bro, I totally gotta murder you too.”
“Or, since hiding 2 bodies is even harder than 1, I could walk out of here and act like this never happened. I could also help hide the body, but I honestly don’t care because at this point I either live and go to jail or die and go...wherever I should be.”
“Well, you make a point. I need to give you my reason, or?”
“Nah, less I know, less I can say in the interrogation room.”
“K, thanks man.”

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Monolicle Potato

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ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 3 years ago

What if they WANTED to be caught?

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Weeelllll it would depend on who they are murdering and why......

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Doggo Froggo

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bon bon (still purple boi) 3 years ago

doggo froggo, you should contact me so we can talk more

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Are you doing this to make the headlines in the papers? If so there is no need to do that as I am 'Billy the Kid' I'll make you famous!

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Billy The Kid

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ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 3 years ago

Billy the Kid, also known by the pseudonym William H. Bonney, was an American outlaw and gunfighter of the American Old West who killed eight men before he was shot and killed at the age of 21. He also fought in New Mexico's Lincoln County War, during which he allegedly committed three murders.

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Murder is bad, mmkay?

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Titas Burinskas

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bon bon (still purple boi) 3 years ago

yup i tottaly get it

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I didn't see nothin' *runs away*

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byebye

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bon bon (still purple boi) 3 years ago

lol

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me:"..."
murderer:"..."
me:*faints*
murderer: ┐(︶▽︶)┌

𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙'𝖘 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖋𝖔𝖑𝖐𝖘!

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pro introvert

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No, no, no, no, no! That is soooo inefficient.... You're just dragging it out for no reason... Come here... Let me show you!

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Donkey boi

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Burnerz 3 years ago

this made me laugh

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F**K YOU YOU C**T! WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!*and then i try to injure them, even though i would die while doing it*

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Mr. Derpy Dino

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Mr. Derpy Dino (Submission author) 3 years ago (edited)

I'm crazy...

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#11

...STOP! YOU MURDERER! (Calls 911 and then hides liked the coward I am)

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Elizabeth Tunney

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bon bon (still purple boi) 3 years ago

lol tbh i'd hide to

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#12

in head: stands up dramatically, gives rousing speech about y this is wrong while the wind blows my hair super dramatically and looks cool and then disappears while alerting the police,
irl: *sqeak* *runs* *dies while falling over my self and gets stabbed*

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Meko

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