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#1
My momma didn't raise no snitch. Then i'd walk away
Final score:
11points
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#2
i didn't see sh*t..(slowly backs away)
Final score:
9points
#3
“Well, this could end 2 ways. You could and probably would murder me, since I just witnessed this.” “Yea, bro, I totally gotta murder you too.” “Or, since hiding 2 bodies is even harder than 1, I could walk out of here and act like this never happened. I could also help hide the body, but I honestly don’t care because at this point I either live and go to jail or die and go...wherever I should be.” “Well, you make a point. I need to give you my reason, or?” “Nah, less I know, less I can say in the interrogation room.” “K, thanks man.”
Final score:
7points
#4
Weeelllll it would depend on who they are murdering and why......
Final score:
6points
bon bon (still purple boi) 4 years ago
doggo froggo, you should contact me so we can talk more
Doggo Froggo (Submission author) 4 years ago
I tried to but I cannot send emails to you because the domain etc. Thanks though :)
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bon bon (still purple boi) 4 years ago
#FACEREVEALEVENTHOYALLDIDNTWANTIT face reveal even tho yall didnt want it: download-6...d44f19.png 
bon bon (still purple boi) 4 years ago
yeah true cuz they might kill someone thats tryna kill them like in the military
Alyssa Sweat 4 years ago
It doesn't matter who did it or why. It's still bad. Just because a good person killed someone bad, doesn't mean what they did justifies their action. It is still illegal and wrong. "Two wrongs don't make a right".
#5
Are you doing this to make the headlines in the papers? If so there is no need to do that as I am 'Billy the Kid' I'll make you famous!
Final score:
6points
ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago
Billy the Kid, also known by the pseudonym William H. Bonney, was an American outlaw and gunfighter of the American Old West who killed eight men before he was shot and killed at the age of 21. He also fought in New Mexico's Lincoln County War, during which he allegedly committed three murders.
#6
Murder is bad, mmkay?
Final score:
5points
#7
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I didn't see nothin' *runs away*
Final score:
5points
#8
me:"..." murderer:"..." me:*faints* murderer: ┐(︶▽︶)┌ 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙'𝖘 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖋𝖔𝖑𝖐𝖘!
Final score:
4points
#9
No, no, no, no, no! That is soooo inefficient.... You're just dragging it out for no reason... Come here... Let me show you!
Final score:
4points
bon bon (still purple boi) 4 years ago
no, iam purple guy but dressed up as bon bon so nobody will know im purple guy/boi and plus im kinda doin it for springtrap cuz im him but he a hole (other)nother person sooo...yeah now u know
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#10
F**K YOU YOU C**T! WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!*and then i try to injure them, even though i would die while doing it*
Final score:
4points
bon bon (still purple boi) 4 years ago
IM HELLA CRAZY SO I'D KINDA RUN GRAB KNIFE AND BOOM IDC IF I GO TO JAIL FOR THAT CUZ THEY MUDRERD FIRST
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#11
...STOP! YOU MURDERER! (Calls 911 and then hides liked the coward I am)
Final score:
4points
#12
in head: stands up dramatically, gives rousing speech about y this is wrong while the wind blows my hair super dramatically and looks cool and then disappears while alerting the police, irl: *sqeak* *runs* *dies while falling over my self and gets stabbed*
Final score:
4points
#13
i'd say: 'ya murder, ya' go to hell
Final score:
3points
#14
for your own good in calling the popo. "how you know whats good for me?" THATS MY OPINOIN. "..." "..."
Final score:
3points
Bakugo Katsuki 4 years ago
I suggest not looking at the chaotic mess under 🙄, so how was your day 😅
#15
If they were killing someone who hurt me, “I was never here”. If not, I would get their weapon, call 911 and flip them off.
Final score:
3points
#16
Oh hey how are u? whatcha doing. ohh killing someone that's interesting.. WANNA BE FRIENDS! :D
Final score:
3points
Mr. Derpy Dino 4 years ago
xD yeah, after he gets the murder off his mind(if anyone gets the horrible joke....)
#17
Oh well then anyways, i just wanted to know what you wanted for lunch.,
Final score:
3points
#18
*Starts playing the f**k this s**t I'm out song in the head while backing away* Uh...........................................................NOPE not dying today
Final score:
3points
bon bon (still purple boi) 4 years ago (edited)
f*k this sh!t im out mhm f*k this sh!t im out no thanks dont mind me grab my stuff and leave exuse me please cuz i dunno wut da f*k just happend
#19
"Need help?"
Final score:
2points
bon bon (still purple boi) 4 years ago (edited)
stop it! murder is bad! for real, do you murder, cuz u real sus and i mean REAL SUS and i hope your jk(i hope you are just kidding)
bon bon (still purple boi) 4 years ago
>;( murders GO. TELL. HELL. so if you murder then i'd say "bye! have a great time burning in the pits of hell"
#20
Next time can u plz kill Donald Duck trump?
Final score:
2points
bon bon (still purple boi) 4 years ago
oh yay u used donald duck trump and i thought i was the lonly person who says that but yay
#21
'do you understand what you're doing? do you know that these people have families and a life and you're just going to take it away from them? They have jobs and friends and they like to do fun things and you're just going to take that away?'
Final score:
2points
#22
can i join u?
Final score:
2points
Serenity Kinney 4 years ago
I DONT KNOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa
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#24
William Afton and then i would be like "I ain't 6ix9ine" and probs be telling someone 2-3 yrs later
Final score:
1point
bon bon (still purple boi) 4 years ago
HEY! IM WILLIAM-(i forgot i have to be bon bon so nobody know im purp boy)
#25
*laughs/screams hysterically then faints and falls to the floor*
Final score:
1point
What do you think ?
Lillian Charter 2 years ago
My best friends reaction "so, we're going to go on a spree, I've already got my weapon, then your going to get me, and make it hurt real bad?" She's kind of a sociopath but I'd just flip em off and say I was never here.
sam puckett 4 years ago
My reaction would be: " i aint tryna die, i aint finna call the cops, but i recommend you get rid of all the evidence and make a break for it before any cops get here. Throw him in the trunk and lets go"
sam puckett 4 years ago
I ain't tryna die, just pretend im on his side till the cops get him
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My best friends reaction "so, we're going to go on a spree, I've already got my weapon, then your going to get me, and make it hurt real bad?" She's kind of a sociopath but I'd just flip em off and say I was never here.
sam puckett 4 years ago
My reaction would be: " i aint tryna die, i aint finna call the cops, but i recommend you get rid of all the evidence and make a break for it before any cops get here. Throw him in the trunk and lets go"
sam puckett 4 years ago
I ain't tryna die, just pretend im on his side till the cops get him
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