My momma didn't raise no snitch. Then i'd walk away

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11points

A U T O P H O B I A

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i didn't see sh*t..(slowly backs away)

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Final score:

9points

Asy_End

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“Well, this could end 2 ways. You could and probably would murder me, since I just witnessed this.”
“Yea, bro, I totally gotta murder you too.”
“Or, since hiding 2 bodies is even harder than 1, I could walk out of here and act like this never happened. I could also help hide the body, but I honestly don’t care because at this point I either live and go to jail or die and go...wherever I should be.”
“Well, you make a point. I need to give you my reason, or?”
“Nah, less I know, less I can say in the interrogation room.”
“K, thanks man.”

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7points

Monolicle Potato

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Weeelllll it would depend on who they are murdering and why......

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6points

Doggo Froggo

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Are you doing this to make the headlines in the papers? If so there is no need to do that as I am 'Billy the Kid' I'll make you famous!

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6points

Billy The Kid

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Murder is bad, mmkay?

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5points

Titas Burinskas

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I didn't see nothin' *runs away*

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5points

byebye

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me:"..."
murderer:"..."
me:*faints*
murderer: ┐(︶▽︶)┌

𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙'𝖘 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖋𝖔𝖑𝖐𝖘!

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Final score:

4points

pro introvert

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No, no, no, no, no! That is soooo inefficient.... You're just dragging it out for no reason... Come here... Let me show you!

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4points

Donkey boi

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F**K YOU YOU C**T! WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!*and then i try to injure them, even though i would die while doing it*

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4points

Mr. Derpy Dino

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...STOP! YOU MURDERER! (Calls 911 and then hides liked the coward I am)

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4points

Elizabeth Tunney

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in head: stands up dramatically, gives rousing speech about y this is wrong while the wind blows my hair super dramatically and looks cool and then disappears while alerting the police,
irl: *sqeak* *runs* *dies while falling over my self and gets stabbed*

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Final score:

4points

Meko

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i'd say: 'ya murder, ya' go to hell

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3points

bon bon purple boi

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for your own good in calling the popo. "how you know whats good for me?" THATS MY OPINOIN. "..." "..."

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3points

Serenity Kinney

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If they were killing someone who hurt me, “I was never here”. If not, I would get their weapon, call 911 and flip them off.

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3points

Grey Unicorn

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Oh hey how are u?
whatcha doing. ohh killing someone that's interesting..

WANNA BE FRIENDS! :D

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3points

Someone weird

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Oh well then anyways, i just wanted to know what you wanted for lunch.,

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Final score:

3points

Nevaeh Flores

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*Starts playing the f**k this s**t I'm out song in the head while backing away* Uh...........................................................NOPE not dying today

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Final score:

3points

Blitz

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"Need help?"

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2points

SCP-096

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Next time can u plz kill Donald Duck trump?

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Final score:

2points

Ze_Plague1doctor

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'do you understand what you're doing? do you know that these people have families and a life and you're just going to take it away from them? They have jobs and friends and they like to do fun things and you're just going to take that away?'

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Final score:

2points

serenagun

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can i join u?

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2points

Infinite Dragon

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Ooh! Ooh! Me next!

I’m partially joking

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2points

Yakisoba

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William Afton and then i would be like "I ain't 6ix9ine" and probs be telling someone 2-3 yrs later

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1point

Bakugo Katsuki

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*laughs/screams hysterically then faints and falls to the floor*

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1point

RiverStyxJix

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