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Don't take this too serious, it's just a joke.
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#1
My momma didn't raise no snitch. Then i'd walk away
Final score:
11points
#2
i didn't see sh*t..(slowly backs away)
Final score:
9points
#3
“Well, this could end 2 ways. You could and probably would murder me, since I just witnessed this.”
“Yea, bro, I totally gotta murder you too.”
“Or, since hiding 2 bodies is even harder than 1, I could walk out of here and act like this never happened. I could also help hide the body, but I honestly don’t care because at this point I either live and go to jail or die and go...wherever I should be.”
“Well, you make a point. I need to give you my reason, or?”
“Nah, less I know, less I can say in the interrogation room.”
“K, thanks man.”
Final score:
7points
#4
Weeelllll it would depend on who they are murdering and why......
Final score:
6points
bon bon (still purple boi) 3 years ago
doggo froggo, you should contact me so we can talk more
#5
Are you doing this to make the headlines in the papers? If so there is no need to do that as I am 'Billy the Kid' I'll make you famous!
Final score:
6points
ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 3 years ago
Billy the Kid, also known by the pseudonym William H. Bonney, was an American outlaw and gunfighter of the American Old West who killed eight men before he was shot and killed at the age of 21. He also fought in New Mexico's Lincoln County War, during which he allegedly committed three murders.
#6
Murder is bad, mmkay?
Final score:
5points
#7
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I didn't see nothin' *runs away*
Final score:
5points
#8
me:"..."
murderer:"..."
me:*faints*
murderer: ┐(︶▽︶)┌
𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙'𝖘 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖋𝖔𝖑𝖐𝖘!
Final score:
4points
#9
No, no, no, no, no! That is soooo inefficient.... You're just dragging it out for no reason... Come here... Let me show you!
Final score:
4points
#10
F**K YOU YOU C**T! WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!*and then i try to injure them, even though i would die while doing it*
Final score:
4points
#11
...STOP! YOU MURDERER! (Calls 911 and then hides liked the coward I am)
Final score:
4points
#12
in head: stands up dramatically, gives rousing speech about y this is wrong while the wind blows my hair super dramatically and looks cool and then disappears while alerting the police,
irl: *sqeak* *runs* *dies while falling over my self and gets stabbed*
Final score:
4points
#13
i'd say: 'ya murder, ya' go to hell
Final score:
3points
#14
for your own good in calling the popo. "how you know whats good for me?" THATS MY OPINOIN. "..." "..."
Final score:
3points
#15
If they were killing someone who hurt me, “I was never here”. If not, I would get their weapon, call 911 and flip them off.
Final score:
3points
Grey Unicorn (Submission author) 3 years ago
I have the weapon at this point, remember?
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Oh hey how are u?
whatcha doing. ohh killing someone that's interesting..
WANNA BE FRIENDS! :D
Final score:
3points
Mr. Derpy Dino 3 years ago
xD yeah, after he gets the murder off his mind(if anyone gets the horrible joke....)
#17
Oh well then anyways, i just wanted to know what you wanted for lunch.,
Final score:
3points
#18
*Starts playing the f**k this s**t I'm out song in the head while backing away* Uh...........................................................NOPE not dying today
Final score:
3points
#19
"Need help?"
Final score:
2points
bon bon (still purple boi) 3 years ago (edited)
stop it! murder is bad! for real, do you murder, cuz u real sus and i mean REAL SUS and i hope your jk(i hope you are just kidding)
#20
Next time can u plz kill Donald Duck trump?
Final score:
2points
#21
'do you understand what you're doing? do you know that these people have families and a life and you're just going to take it away from them? They have jobs and friends and they like to do fun things and you're just going to take that away?'
Final score:
2points
#22
can i join u?
Final score:
2points
#24
William Afton and then i would be like "I ain't 6ix9ine" and probs be telling someone 2-3 yrs later
Final score:
1point
#25
*laughs/screams hysterically then faints and falls to the floor*
Final score:
1point
What do you think ?
Lillian Charter 1 year ago
My best friends reaction "so, we're going to go on a spree, I've already got my weapon, then your going to get me, and make it hurt real bad?" She's kind of a sociopath but I'd just flip em off and say I was never here.
sam puckett 3 years ago
My reaction would be: " i aint tryna die, i aint finna call the cops, but i recommend you get rid of all the evidence and make a break for it before any cops get here. Throw him in the trunk and lets go"
sam puckett 3 years ago
I ain't tryna die, just pretend im on his side till the cops get him
Load More Replies... Lillian Charter 1 year ago
My best friends reaction "so, we're going to go on a spree, I've already got my weapon, then your going to get me, and make it hurt real bad?" She's kind of a sociopath but I'd just flip em off and say I was never here.
sam puckett 3 years ago
My reaction would be: " i aint tryna die, i aint finna call the cops, but i recommend you get rid of all the evidence and make a break for it before any cops get here. Throw him in the trunk and lets go"
sam puckett 3 years ago
I ain't tryna die, just pretend im on his side till the cops get him
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