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Just come up with an insult someone called you and it came out sounding dumber than the person thought.
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#1
I once saw a worm, and said, "oh wow! its so small!" and they said "that's your life"
me thinking: "wtf does that mean?"
Final score:
6points
#2
Someone told me once that, despite my being better than them at everything else (true), they were better at spelling (so true) so they were more intelligent .... a lame self- roast, perhaps?
Final score:
3points
#3
Having braces, I have been called Train Tracks and Metal Mouth.
Final score:
1point
#4
My friend and her boy friend call me blonde skinny girl idk if that is an insult or a compliment
So now I call her small frie bc she’s so tiny
Final score:
1point
Chloe Patterson (Submission author) 3 years ago
But it’s not really supposed to be a come back
#5
No me but my little sisters are identical twins. I always crack up when one calls the other ugly. When will they learn they look exactly the same! 😂
Final score:
1point
#6
person: that girl is a genius with an IQ of 6
me: aww you think of me as a genius, so sweet
person:yea but you only have an iq of 6
me: boy look up the genius, that roast didn't even come from one
Final score:
1point
#7
Someone once called me a weird nerd, way to point out the obvious buddy.
Final score:
1point
#8
Someone called me gay. It’s true lol
Final score:
1point
Baby Panda 3 years ago
haha i love it when people try to use gay as an insult against gay people
#9
I have been called dora because i hang bangs and was short.
Final score:
0points
#10
A classmate called me a website once.
Final score:
0points
#12
Me:Do you like my drawing
My 2 yo sis (2018):i-it doo doo
5 yo me: :l I was just insulted by a 2 yo wow
Final score:
0points
Mr. Derpy Dino 3 years ago
*inhales deeply* don't worry... i've been insulted by my 3 yr old brother(he said "take that sucker!" when he shot me with a nerf gun...)
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