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What's black, white, and funny? Our preferred answer would be 'this text!', but we'll see about that in a couple more sentences. For now, let's stick with a 'panda' for an answer, which isn't any less humorous if you'd ask us. Although we're definitely not a band of clairvoyants here, there's still a slight chance that we'll guess this correctly - right about now, all you can think of and the image you see in your head most clearly is a fuzzy, adorable panda. Did we guess it right? Well, if not, here's a list of panda puns that will make you think of the monochromous bears. After reading all 98 of them, our prophecy is bound to become apparent!

Yup, we're continuing with our promise to deliver an article on each possible topic for puns - no stones unturned here. Of course, our top priority was to honor our namesake brethren and come up with a list of clever puns dedicated solely to pandas. And that's what we did! Now, you can read all about these aloof animals in the most entertaining way. Which is, without a question, funny puns. Of course, being hilarious isn't the only purpose of these wordplays, as they are also highly educational. You're about to find out how panda bears make pancakes, in what fashion they roll down the hills most often, and even become acquainted with their social habits. That is as awkward as our own, as it turns out.

But, enough with introductions - nothing beats a first-hand experience, especially the one of reading creative puns. So, to finally reach the tasty part, you're going to have to scroll just a little bit further, but then all your efforts will be repaid in double. With the currency being hilariously funny, panda puns! Vote for the ones you've liked the best, add in your own if we missed any of the good ones, and share this article with your friends, foes, neighbors, and your local barista.

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#1

If you've ever wondered how pandas cook their dinner, they use a pan. Duhhh.

Final score:

15points

#2

The panda's jokes were not good.

In fact, they were pretty unbearable.

Final score:

14points

#3

What do a zebra and a panda have in common?

The answer is pretty black and white.

Final score:

13points

#4

What do you call a male panda?

Amanda!

Final score:

13points

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#5

What do pandas drink?

Bambooze.

Final score:

13points

#6

What did the panda say when it got overcharged for dinner?

I've been bamboozled!

Final score:

13points

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#7

On Halloween, pandas scare each other by shouting bam-BOO!

Final score:

12points

#8

The difference between a panda and a polar bear is about 1,000 miles.

Final score:

12points

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#9

Pandas get to the hospital in bamboo-lances.

Final score:

10points

#10

Pandas are so lazy, they only do the bear minimum.

Final score:

10points

#11

What does a panda say before leaving?

“I’ll be white black.”

Final score:

10points

#12

Why do panda bears have a hairy coat?

Fur protection.

Final score:

10points

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#13

What did the panda say when his friend got a bad haircut?

“Don’t worry; it’s not furever. Plus, I bearely even notice a difference.”

Final score:

10points

#14

Most people do not want to live with their families past a certain age because of the need for space and indepandance.

Final score:

10points

#15

The bear decides to quit its job in the zoo because it is a mere panda-monium.

Final score:

10points

#16

What happened when two pandas got into a fight?

They both got bambooboos!

Final score:

10points

#17

Pandas don't get confused. They get bamboozled.

Final score:

10points

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#18

On average, a panda feeds for approximately 12 hours a day. It’s the same with humans under quarantine.

That’s why it’s called a “Pandemic”.

Final score:

10points

#19

What happened when they planted new bamboo trees at the zoo?

It was pandamonium out there!

Final score:

10points

#20

Pandas are endangered because bamboo shoots.

Final score:

9points

#21

What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?

A panda rolling down a hill.

Final score:

9points

#22

Why do pandas have fur coats?

Because they’d look silly in denim jackets.

Final score:

9points

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#23

Why do pandas like old movies?

They’re in black and white.

Final score:

9points

#24

You only need two letters to spell panda.

P, and, A.

Final score:

9points

#25

That panda walks on his own a lot. She's very inde-panda-nt!

Final score:

9points

#26

What’s black and white and goes round and round?

A panda stuck in a revolving door.

Final score:

9points

#27

What do you call a large group of sick pandas?

A panda-emic.

Final score:

9points

#28

What is the special nickname the panda gave to his girlfriend?

He calls her his bam-boo.

Final score:

9points

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#29

What’s a panda’s favorite dessert?

Blue-beary pie.

Final score:

9points

#30

How do you make a panda?

Punch a polar bear in the eyes.

Final score:

9points

#31

Why aren’t pandas allowed into restaurants?

Everyone knows a panda eats shoots and leaves.

Final score:

9points

#32

What’s black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast?

A panda on roller-skates.

Final score:

9points

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#33

What did the panda pack in her suitcase?

The bear necessities.

Final score:

9points

#34

What do you call a Paris street performer wearing a black and white shirt?

Panda-mime.

Final score:

9points

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#35

When panda bears rob banks, they always wear a pandana!

Final score:

8points

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#36

A panda bear's favorite breakfast is panda-cakes.

Final score:

8points

#37

If you ask a bear what his favorite part of the body is, he'll say the panda-creas.

Final score:

8points

#38

I hope you have a stu-panda-ous day today!

Final score:

8points

#39

One panda bear said to the other, "I've never met herbivore!"

Final score:

8points

#40

What goes black-and-white-ha-ha?

The panda that pushed him.

Final score:

8points

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#41

How many Pandas does it take to change a lightbulb? The Pandas will get back to you on that, as soon as they can find a store that sells clothing in lightbulb sizes.

Final score:

8points

#42

When the journalist was reporting, the director decided to panda camera slowly to the right to capture what was going on at the background.

Final score:

8points

#43

Pandas find it absolutely unbearable when they're forced to move from their natural habitat.

Final score:

7points

#44

There was a panda with a slight stutter.

It's a story that bears repeating.

Final score:

7points

#45

What is black and white with red dots?

A panda with chickenpox.

Final score:

7points

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#46

Why couldn’t the panda cub leave its mama?

He simply couldn’t bear it.

Final score:

7points

#47

What did the panda bear say after looking at his GPS?

“Give me a second to get my bearings!”

Final score:

7points

#48

What’s a panda’s favorite thing to draw?

A self pawtrait!

Final score:

7points

#49

What’s a panda bear’s favorite after-school activity?

Cub Scouts!

Final score:

7points

#50

Who’s a panda bear’s favorite poet?

William Shakesbeare.

Final score:

7points

#51

What did the pessimistic panda say?

“It’s just not pawsible!”

Final score:

7points

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#52

What happens when you let a panda eat some NH4+?

Pandamonium!

Final score:

7points

#53

What do a zoo owner and a Python data analyst have in common?

They both import pandas.

Final score:

7points

#54

When the panda was forced out of habitant by the loggers, he found life so un-bear-able.

Final score:

7points

#55

All of a sudden, all hell broke lose and we were wondering who opened the pandaoras box.

Final score:

7points

#56

How do pandas manage to save money printing photos?

Most of their photos are black and white.

Final score:

7points

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#57

What's black and white and green all over?

A panda with grass stains from sliding down a hill.

Final score:

7points

#58

Living in China for a few years expandad my world-view.

Final score:

7points

#59

The panda lost his dinner.

He was totally bamboozled.

Final score:

6points

#60

What do you call a bear that doesn’t want to grow up?

Peter Panda.

Final score:

6points

#61

I've got to pand it to you, you did a great job today!

Final score:

6points

#62

What should a sick panda do to get better?

Take some pandadol!

Final score:

6points

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#63

What did the panda bear say when he had to relay an unhappy message?

“I hate to be the bearer of bad news!”

Final score:

6points

#64

What’s black and white and stands in the corner?

A naughty panda.

Final score:

6points

#65

What’s black and white and very noisy?

A panda with a set of drums.

Final score:

6points

#66

What’s black and white and bounces?

A rubber panda.

Final score:

6points

#67

When you live in a different environment for a while, you will see your worldview expandad.

Final score:

6points

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#68

The best way to apologize to a panda is to bear your heart and soul out to them.

Final score:

6points

#69

Within a few weeks, the unassuming disease had spread all over and become panda-emic.

Final score:

6points

#70

What does a panda ghost eat?

Bam-Boo!!!

Final score:

6points

#71

What will be the consequence if they decide to plant a bamboo plant there in the forest?

Can’t say for sure, but there will be a pandamonium out there at any cost.

Final score:

6points

#72

Today, I saw twin pandas.

That bears repeating.

Final score:

6points

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#73

Why did the panda quit his job?

He was getting bear minimum wage.

Final score:

6points

#74

Did you hear about the party that the bears threw last night?

It was panda-monium!

Final score:

5points

#75

One panda asked another if they were friends.

Just bearly, he answered.

Final score:

5points

#76

If a panda gets sick, they should take some pandadol!

Final score:

5points

#77

What’s black and white and red all over?

A sunburned panda.

Final score:

5points

#78

What’s a panda’s biggest life regret?

It never had a selfie in color.

Final score:

5points

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#79

What is black, white, and blue?

A sad panda.

Final score:

5points

#80

What is black and white and striped?

A panda in pajamas.

Final score:

5points

#81

How do pandas prefer to travel?

On a bear-o-plane.

Final score:

5points

#82

You don’t think these panda bear puns are funny?

Bear with me; they get beary funny soon!

Final score:

5points

#83

What’s black and white and goes up and down?

A panda who’s stuck in a lift.

Final score:

5points

#84

In today’s environment, there is no one who is ex-panda-ble. Everybody is significant and supposed to be heard.

Final score:

5points

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#85

I asked a panda if he was my friend.

He said, “Just nearly.”

Final score:

5points

#86

What’s black and white with red spots?

A panda with the measles.

Final score:

5points

#87

What’s black and white, got four legs and a trunk?

Two pandas on holiday.

Final score:

5points

#88

What’s black and white and yellow?

A cowardly panda.

Final score:

5points

#89

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
I’m a panda!

Final score:

5points

#90

What do you call a panda with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Final score:

5points

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#91

One way of describing the panda is by focusing on the legs and saying it has four furry appandages that it uses for walking and climbing.

Final score:

5points

#92

What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?

A panda that’s fallen in cement.

Final score:

5points

#93

Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda’d to its every whim!

Final score:

5points

#94

What do you get if you cross a panda bear and a harp?

A bear-faced lyre.

Final score:

4points

#95

Why do pandas usually hold strong opinions?

They’re black and white creatures.

Final score:

4points

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#96

In the 1960s, 70s, and 80s, the fashion was centered on suspandas that people wore to keep their pants from slipping down.

Final score:

4points

#97

Unicorns are so last year. Time to be a pandicorn.

Final score:

3points

#98

If you ask a bear what his favorite part of the body is, what will he say?

His panda-creas.

Final score:

2points

Saimonas Lukošius

Saimonas is a list curator at Bored Panda with BA in Multimedia. Saimonas has mainly worked as a freelance graphic designer, illustrator and finds joy in anything related to visual arts.

Saimonas is a list curator at Bored Panda with BA in Multimedia. Saimonas has mainly worked as a freelance graphic designer, illustrator and finds joy in anything related to visual arts.

Justė Kairytė - Barkauskienė

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

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