The devil.

I found out recently that my supervisor and I share the same crying corner. It's way in the back at a dead end nobody goes to very often. The lights are on a motion sensor so if you are very still they turn off and you can cry in the dark.

Uhm what car..I walk sir

Yep. That about says it all

The odd man out on a Kirk away team. You're under the microscope and likely the one killed off.

Amen!

Me. "Oh, hi Joyce. You do know I'm on holiday 300 miles away, don't you?" Joyce. "Erm, of course, I'm your manager.......does this mean you won't be opening up in the morning?" Me."Take a guess Joyce."

Why are these company decisions announced to the public in the news? Seriously. I've been seeing these things in my local news. All it does is rile up the comments.

For me "we are a family" is the biggest, reddest flag on Earth. I hate the phrase with a vengeance. It only means they are planning to screw you as much as possible, and you can't complain, because "hey! We are a family!".

When I was a lead there where many many times I wanted to be exactly like Chef Ramsey "you, you, you, you f**k off out of here."

SHEIN employee meeting:

I'm in this photo and I don't like it (but also I am not this cute)

I never knew I needed one of these until this very minute.

There's just so much going on in this pic I don't even know where to start.

This was me when I worked swing swift that often bled past the midnight hours.

Don’t worry. New employee will get over that s**t real quick.

The last time I had two weeks off was during the pandemic.

What are these "breaks" of which you speak?

Week: Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday

Or go to Moe's

Keep your eyes open. If you're asleep all the time you get paid 2% less.

Best part of becoming a manager is that I could finally get people to do their tasks so that one person didn't have to do it for them

Had that moment this week. A woman who'd been there for years aske me (I just passed my one year anniversary), if she was "doing it right". I shrugged and said, "That's how I do it and nobody's yelled at me yet".

I relate. My "boss" is dumb as f*ck when it comes to doing ANYTHING on the computer. When he got here he couldn't even attach a file to his e-mails, I'm not kidding.

"Yup. That's what I was about to do." "Excuse me? Don't talk to me with that tone." "...."

That grin

When you’re getting along with your coworker and they take it too far and say ‘Do you want to get some lunch?’

I saw a similar one to this recently. Probably here on BP. It said ‘Please don’t talk to me. I have 2 weeks of work to do in 2 hours and I have the attention span of a carrot.’ I have never had a problem with concentrating on my work and have been called a robot, a Duracell Bunny and been introduced to one company by an old friend I had worked with in two previous companies with the words ‘you haven’t ever met someone who can do this job like she can.’ I still think of myself as a carrot.

Medical office with 80 doctors from about 20 different specialties and a huge storm caused a power and phones outages. This was just the early days of regular cell phones (way before smart phones). I had my own cell phone, but only because they were free from my part time night job with a bank. I was the only one on our entire floor with a phone, but it didn't last long. Huge mess all around, especially since 90% of the patient rooms didn't have windows for light.

Do you have any idea of how much panic this statement caused⁉️⁉️l

Has anyone else noticed that every single cashier in SpongeBob is depressed? It’s something I noticed a while ago and find really funny

I just came back from a two week vacation and I can relate

You mean the person who stalks you when you’re off and asks if you can come in and cover a shift? Like do a favor for the very same person who makes your life hell, as if they’re your best bud? That person?

I would, if I didn't have these pesky things called bills 🤨

Seems legit

Love me some Skyrim

I love when they say that they've already asked to see a manager but they haven't. That's when I go pick the manager that doesn't like rude customers

Like I said that Monday morning already

I'm so glad I don't work in an office anymore

I had a coworker who made waffles at work. Kept a mini waffle iron, waffle mix, and syrup at the nurses' station.

When you’re starving, you’ll be happy for any tiny crumbs you can get.

If you're going to quit, quit in such a way that it becomes workplace legend.

I could have spent entire shifts doing this.

Me but for the whole time I'm at work

😩 I learned this the hard way at my old job, 800 unused sick time

My FIL told me they had a guy working construction on a nuclear facility back in the '70's, all he did was walk around with a hard-hat on, carrying a 6' long 2x4 on his shoulder all day. He would stop, lean it against a wall, eat his lunch, then get up and carry it around some more. Those government jobs paid good money too!

Yeah, that never works when you have to manually sign in or swipe in with a card. They always know.

The picture choice is absolutely accurate, I'm sure. I could never do the whole Christmas costume friendly sh*t. Not without chill pills.