Oh good, I thought I was going crazy!

“Actually this is a random friend of mine who will be joining us for the duration of this conversation; let’s start with small talk.”.

EVERY. SINGLE.TIME

Me after browsing a shop and leaving without buying anything: They must think I'm a shoplifter.

What if i accidentally packed a bomb or drugs

Pretty much all of the days in a year: I don't think about bombs, don't talk about bombs, have zero interest in bombs, etc. The one day I fly: I stand in the security line terrified that I'll accidentally talk about bombs.

Me going into airport security: "CR@P! Did I get my knife out of my pocket/backpack/shoulder bag/carry on before I left the house?????" I habitually carry a multi-tool-knife to cut rope, open packages, open bottles, fasten and loosen screws and other things not mayhem -related on a daily basis.

I have it with the idea of having drugs on me... like... what if there might be a left over of that joint i smoked 5 years ago in my suit case?

I literally just read this while checking in and had a slight panic attack because of it. Thankfully they didn't find any.

Or sniffer dogs could detect smell of an illicit drug even though I don’t touch the stuff.

I accidentally carried 1/2 meter of sharp sword through airport security in Jordan. Noone said a word and I almost s**t my pant when I was boarding and realized what was strapped to my backpack. I had meant to check it in.

Omg I obsess that they'll take my prescriptions and charge me w drug possession. I have asthma lol

Yeahh That'd definatly be my thought

😂

darn. that sign right there says no guns allowed- what a shame [smh]

what if you accidently didn't?

Years back walking , shall I say, a very hot GF to her plane, she remarked, I could not hide a bomb in this dress. Airport security/Police defended form a cloud. stained her for hours. Told me to leave or be arrested. since then have never joked about the rules two days before or after a flight. Kinda.

All the time I do this! I don't think I'm carrying heroin with a street value of £25billion or three thousand hand grenades.

I think that that mainly happens in 'Murica. The rest of us do not handle weapons on a daily basis, and it is not such a regular thing that we own so many that we forget about some of them. However it sometimes happens that you can forget that you put a pocket knife in one of the hundreds of small pockets in a backpack last time you went hiking, (because it might be a usefull tool in an unforseen situation) and security must give you a "friendly" reminder.

Me, a city Australian, where you need to renew an annual gun licence and store your gun disassembled in concealed, locked locations: oh crap did I bring a gun??

happens everytime the nurse are about to press the start button on the blood pressure check machine

And I forget how I walk normally, thinking to myself to stop walking weird like you're guilty, I'm not an overthinker but this is definitely a thing.

How to say you're American without saying you're American

How to tell someone you're American without telling them you're American.

Literally everything on this list. Can someone diagnose us? Lol

why do I have the same thoughts sometimes as well lol

A shop clerk greeting me like they know me and my brain goes "Oh God I have been here way too many times, they recognize me now, I have to find a new shop"

When your bag goes through the conveyor belt and through the x-ray - then the TSA agent looks at the screen, reverses the conveyor to look at your bag one more time - anxiety level: through the roof!!!!!

Lol i have a similar thought, though usually about my knife collection since i don't have guns but i have a lot of knives.

Don't worry if you are terrorist. They are always allowed.

I was once stopped at airport security because they found a utility knife in my backpack. Before I went to the airport, I was at work and it must have been fallen off my desk into the backpack without me noticing it. Oh man, I was really sweating bullets there! Fortunatley, the security guy believed my story, just confiscated the knife and let me pass.

wheeeee...

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

wait... do i even have one??

Omg i love the monopoly reference

Im always scared i will just throw my phone of the balcony.......

this meme is true BUT THAT IS ONE THICK ASS BOOK

Same.

And now I want to go to Brussels to see this thing in person. (Egmont Garden, by Thomas Lerooy)

HAAHAH! ahhaha! hahaha... ;-;

And then you wake up :)