After the popularity of Overheard L.A. and then Overheard New York, it seems that we have all become nosy little eavesdroppers. While listening in on strangers conversations should still be considered rude and intrusive, sometimes you can't help but pick up a juicy snippet of gossip, completely out of context, that is just comedy gold.
People are taking to Twitter in their thousands to document these random overheard conversations, and while this may suck in terms of our privacy when out among strangers, its certainly good for a laugh on the internet!
Scroll down below to check out some of the best, compiled in a list by Bored Panda. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to vote for your favorites!
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I see nothing weird about it. A normal young person expressing his opinion. When I was 10, most of the decent people my age were the same.
Load More Replies...10 yos know what an abortion is? Damn, it's been a while since I've been ten!
I knew what an abortion was at 10, but then again I was a weird child.
Load More Replies...What my actual 8 year old said to me after hearing about abortion: "thanks for not aborting me mom, I don't think I would have liked to die." My 8 year old is smarter than this 10 year old
It's not just the women's bodies that's the issue, it's a human life on the line...
Maybe they’ve seen the cut up pieces of fully formed babies that are pulled out after 4 months.
WEll, since fetuses aren’t fully formed at 4 months, I’d say that they have never seen that.
Load More Replies...Damn strait Ma'am! Too bad other's don't!!! Bringing your boy up, right!!! :D <3
Really? I’d say it’s more likely he’s heard you talking like that .... he’s brown nosing you, like most young boys do with their mothers!
See you next week in another episode of "Conversations that never happened!".
I see both sides. Dont get pregnant if you are going to kill it. But i understand it should be womens rights who agrees?
Because generally men are the ones in power. Why else? If it were all women, it would just be reversed.
Load More Replies...That was from a 10 year old? o.o Odd, but smart... seems almost adult for them to know things like that though. :p
A baby is not a part of your body. It may form inside your body, but it is not a part of your body.
Wrong. It's not a parasite: it cannot live outside the mother's body until it reaches at least the 3rd trimester. Before that time, it IS a part of her body.
Load More Replies...And I would ask why these old men think it's their business when an unborn child is murdered. It's NOT just the woman's body, but also the body of her child.
It's nice that you've never had to make the decision.
Load More Replies...In the 20th week, you can hardly only talk about the woman's body anymore! Abortion is never a legit way of birth control.
It is if you didn’t want or expect the child? It is if the condom was faulty? What if she was raped? Doesn’t she deserve the right to say she doesn’t want to be an exhausted stay at home mother?
Load More Replies...Sorry every time I type “kid” it wants to autocorrect to “smoll one”. Someone messed with my settings.
Load More Replies...Yep, another poor child who will get aproppriate education about condoms or pills. Sad.
Yep. I’m pretty sure that they think, after getting someone pregnant, the girl, woman will instantly want to abort their progeny. And that, is their fear. That they won’t have enough progeny to populate the earth! A******s.. once the baby is out, they don’t care! They weren’t married to the female, yet they can’t stand the thought someone would get rid of their dna ! Now how f****d up is that? Pretty.
Awesome! Now we just have to teach the majority of adults how to start thinking like that. Good for you kid!
Cause they still live in the era where men believe that woman should listen to their husbands and stay at home cooking and cleaning. Dominance is a ... It's the same with racism, it's something that should've died when the battle against it was fought and won.
What a great question. If a 10 year old can solve that problem, why can't Congress!
breh it is their own body and it is only not their own body when the child is born
Load More Replies...I just wish that people would pay as much attention to the Born children, refugees, immigrants, homeless-- as to the UnBorn-we bomb the c**p out of a country and then refuse the homeless
She should tell the 10 year old those babies feel the excruciating pain of having their heads crushed and or their bodies being torn into pieces. I bet the 10 year old "gets it."
The child in the body is NOT her body, it is a body she chose to create u idiots
Or perhaps he could have said, "Just think mom, if you'd had an abortion, I wouldn't be here with you now."
Some kids are wise at such a young age! :3 I don't think I know what abortion is at that age.
No shame here but I was the same way when I got on my first flight at 18 years old lol
I do this with my daughter. I'm always closest to the street and on those rare occasions when she comes in my room in the middle of the night to get in my bed, I always sleep closest to the door just in case I gotta pull out my Kimber Solo and whoop some intruders a*s. Hahahahaha.
Dad's sighing cuz actually he wanna engage in super awesome space travel but can't :(
I don't like most kids but when I hear little children that crazy, I know they'd be something one day
In a few years she will understand that faster is not always better
What's even MORE sad is the folks that just can't find humor in life. Why so serious?
:( I don't care if this comment gets down voted, I cannot keep this inside: This is an awful thing to say to any child of any age. We don't own anyone, not even our kids. They are PEOPLE, with their own bodies, their own brains, their own feelings and opinions and no one owns them. not their parents, no one. they are not belongings or things or slaves.
This is, no joke, why I didn't get anything more than a trim for 10 years of my life.
Well it has some bacteria, right? Unless distilled. So not quite vegan :):) In Canada they sell gluten - free water :) WTF
This sounds like something I'd say. I once worked at our local golf course where people look for puffins. People would come into the pro shop and ask me about them and I got into trouble for telling the rich guests that they taste great. Probably not the best thing to say.
I wear DC's at work. Flat and comfy for *me*. Got a problem with it? Stop looking at my feet, you're weird........
It is rough to date outside your phone platform but it's doable if you work at it :D (my beau has an iPhone but I don't hold it against him)
Some libraries require membership for entry. That is a sin against God and a crime against humanity. When I am empress, those people will be flogged. And keel-hauled.
i'm forever pulling out my debit card to check out books, and i've been known to grab my library card, my Co-op membership card, my Ace Rewards card and have it pay for something. Makes me think my wallet is not organized too well.....
This is friendship goals! I want my girlsfriends to have these convos about me, if I am every going through a break up! :D
In certain London parks it's pelican eat pigeon. See You Tube freakiness
I'm 72 years young, and I still have no clue what the difference is between reptile and amphibian sex? Does it have anything to do with the G-spot?
You guys do realize people smoke meat as in the cooking process... right?
Commonly referred to as a "French bath". My hubs works swing, so he showers at night. I work from home 4 days a week, so I usually don't shower until later in the day unless I'm going somewhere. One of the very few perks of adulting in this day & age - I get to decide when (and IF) I take a shower. Yee haw! I'm living the dream, baby.
ew no, i dont want to see your cheese library, always wash between your folds
Translation: He's used to dating women who are all about the drama, and this one is laid back. That just hurts my brain...
He says that because from his experience a lot of baritone singers tend to get fat and die young. Not that strange if you think about it.
This makes sense. Think about it. 90% + of the time you are using wipes, its because you are dealing with something icky/dirty. So cleaning it off makes sense. Just like you need to clean your sink fixtures.
oh f**k no lol, ukip helped bring about Brexit and it will be a huge massive clusterfuck, most DRs and nurses are not renewing their contracts, companies are leaving en masse, cant even get folk to pick fruit... literally the only good thing about Brexit is that Scotland will go indy
It doesn't matter what she does, she always looks like a fashion store mannequin
She means that God will make a way to provide the funds to pay the bill.
I once heard a child say to another child, "No, don't hug me, you're my ex-wife."
What's wrong with 169??? Like really as someone that has been a waitress I have no idea how anything is odd about that interaction.
The other day while i was at the pool, I overheard two small boys talking. The one said to the other one: 'Did anyone ever tell you that you look like Beyonce?' 😂😂😂
Lame selection. Surely BP can do better? If you eliminate those that are plain stupid (#181 is an excellent example), not funny, notwitty, not perceptive or not literate you have maye two dozen out of 185 that are worth reading.
My 8-year-old nephew said to my (now ex) boyfriend about the film he was making: "are there any car chases? What good's a movie without car chases?"
My brother and I were at a video store a whole bunch of years ago and overheard the following conversation between two cashiers. Cashier 1: She broke it. Cashier 2: How did she break it? Cashier 1: She whipped it out and wrapped around something. This was in 2002 and we still p**s ourselves laughing about it.
oh, that's better. I am of an age that if my wife said that to me I would frantically try to hide all the knifes.
Eavesdropping is okay. Reporting on your eavesdropping is just weird.
once i heard "just feed the sea urchins two loaves of bread crumbs and make sure the cats and hampsters eat them"
I once heard a child say to another child, "No, don't hug me, you're my ex-wife."
What's wrong with 169??? Like really as someone that has been a waitress I have no idea how anything is odd about that interaction.
The other day while i was at the pool, I overheard two small boys talking. The one said to the other one: 'Did anyone ever tell you that you look like Beyonce?' 😂😂😂
Lame selection. Surely BP can do better? If you eliminate those that are plain stupid (#181 is an excellent example), not funny, notwitty, not perceptive or not literate you have maye two dozen out of 185 that are worth reading.
My 8-year-old nephew said to my (now ex) boyfriend about the film he was making: "are there any car chases? What good's a movie without car chases?"
My brother and I were at a video store a whole bunch of years ago and overheard the following conversation between two cashiers. Cashier 1: She broke it. Cashier 2: How did she break it? Cashier 1: She whipped it out and wrapped around something. This was in 2002 and we still p**s ourselves laughing about it.
oh, that's better. I am of an age that if my wife said that to me I would frantically try to hide all the knifes.
Eavesdropping is okay. Reporting on your eavesdropping is just weird.
once i heard "just feed the sea urchins two loaves of bread crumbs and make sure the cats and hampsters eat them"