Good boi!! I just hope that your ex' mom didn't mistaken it for, you know, someone, I mean, something else

It's a little bit sad that the whole COVID situation became so much about politics and so little about the actual disease.

LMAOOOOO

Lol!

Damn. That one is dead on.

So petty! So silly! I love it.

Good answer

New OTP

I hate it when people comment on my shopping. Really really hate it.

Is that my book.....I can't remember

That’s what I do now it’s like a hobby

Honestly when it comes to food and drink I don’t care what I consume as long as it don’t kill me. I mean it will in the long run but it’s so worth it

I have been brunching through my entire life

Actual Californication!

No, it's the heterosexuals who don't know what six inches looks like.

It’s blisssssssss

Yes!

That is hilarious

Clealy not the fashion police, who ordered the person to the floor. I would give anything to see that officers face after that reply.

Sounds perfect.

OK but mom still looks the same in photo and in person.

I LOVE it when random dogs come up to sniff me! It makes my day so much better.

Auchhh

Ohh damn.

God Dang it Eileen!

I mean smart but dumb

I'd rather have a good relationship with my stepchild than focus on what they call me

At least she loves them so bad that she’s fine with them dating eachother instead of getting mad

I have never wanted to witness something so much in my entire life

Roomie wondered why he got ads for my searches; I use his Amazon Prime.

'Hi, you look like you care about things'

The lyrics to the anthem of my life

Had our first biggish lengthy "board room meeting" in a long time the other day. It was really very hard to have to look interested throughout the whole meeting and to not start doodling. :-)

Isn't Azkaban basically Alcatraz, just y'know magical..?

I relate. The world was so nice and quiet.

I'm cackling in my bathroom stall!!!

Hahaha, excellent.

Honestly I was surprised that the girl didn’t drop the boyfriend bomb.

Good. Maybe there will be a change in the American diet with less added sugars and crap some day.

Me coming out of quarentine.

I’m sure zodiac things are fun to believe in, but I personally don’t think it should be the decision maker of anything. But hey, that’s my opinion.

Peternty leave

Because having children is not some sort of an achievement. It does not make you smart, grown up or worthy something. It simply states what you are biologically capable of producing them. I often hear proud "but I'm a mother/father"... so f..g what? You live in a rented basement giving away half of combined income, and now you have a child to take care of for the next 20'ish years on top of your already f..d up life. Is that an achievement or me being to cynical?

Excellent! 👏

Thus, a wine fridge.

Uh o-o

This has been instagram, twitter and whatever else since their inception

Hol'up-

Dog stalking, much better that people stalking.

Intern as a human being.