That is the best answer and great parenting.

Burn!

Now that girl is going places!

Know thyself

Fair point

This one cracked me up!

He seems to know what's in heroin.

This is why nurses deserve more pay!

😂😂😂

That's not... never mind

That's why I still wear a mask.

That's good advice.

Actually, the covid vax apparently only has 1/3 as much s**t in it as the flu vax, which is why they’re able to use a smaller needle.

This should be higher up. Top ten!

I really hope this doesn't become the the next big thing: glitter-zombies who wants to be on a diet of animal brains and swooning girls who start an animal farm to help them out. Probably including a lot of scented candles and sewing stuff (can't let the beloved glittering lips fall off...)

I have two questions... One, does people truly believe in gosths or bad energies then? Two, isn't this very messed up or is it just me?

Like IKEA....

I DO know what's in the vaccine, and how they work. Far safer than any med I currently take!

If she's that stupid she probably did mean QAnon salad.

'Rich', short for 'Richard'. Sometimes referred to as 'D**k'.

Well, kindness is always welcome and something very needed right now in the world

That's true love right there!

I get homeless lesbian but when is the perfect time to look like a vice principal?

"You're a bad person with an ugly heart, and we don't give a flying f**k what you think!"

LOL

What are OC women?

True, but also delta strain

Well, it is not really zero CO2. She is exhaling, isn't she?

Oi!! Floridian here and so NOT a conservative. And my dog wears a pink harness tyvm!!

Can't we bio-engineer a new dtrain out of delta, thats rearrange brains into common sense? (this sentence looks strange, sorry, non-native speaker)

Is THAT why Jacinda (second youngest female head of state in the world and quite hot) was so keen to get us our freedom faster?

Pfiiiizerr (sammy j)

Damn straight.

At least someone knows.

!!!

the best kinda trip

Hm... Covid (and the restrictions of not being able to visit friends and family) definitely got my normal, constant state of f***d up up to eleven

This is so sad. A first my mom did not want to have kids either because she did not want to bring up children with the same unhealthy upbringing that she had. In the end she decided that she could break the cycle of abuse because she knew what NOT TO DO. I am happy to report that she was very successful. We have a vastly different relationship than she had with her mother. There is hope.

Fair enough

MD DMV always let you look and see if you looked ok and let you retake it if not.

Why don’t you tell me how you really feel?

(I wish we were)

I get asked all the time, 'is that a greyhound, I've never seen a real one' yes she is and no she wasn't rescued she's a retired athlete who was never in any danger to be rescued from.

Wouldn't it be nice if Julie Andrews were my Grandma/fabulous queen of Genovia??? That's the dream!

Rent in LA is massively expensive, it's true

I like Rocco's taste in food.

Nothing stopping you. Just don't come crying to me when you get toothache

I do wonder sometimes though.

Thats kind of cute