Aww.

Lmao that's me every day

It was suggested that I add a picture to my profile with a pet, I didn't have one so I found a picture of me on a trip with a monkey. My fiancee picked me to talk to because I had a pic of a monkey on my shoulder. She wanted to know if I was afraid that it would rip my face off.

Sounds like a real peach of a mother in law...

That’s the most millennial sentence ever said

Exactly!

i try to imagine how avner geller overheard this... and: this is totally me and my best friend :D

I have no shame when it comes to deep IG stalking. If you let me follow your IG, you can bet I'm going back to the paleolithic.

So if a vegan doesn't mention he/she is vegan and better than you in the first 10min of talking to them are they still vegan?

Amazing art

Spare undies, my toothbrush and a bikini in the hand luggage - always!

lol me too

Wait...there are not just pre-ripped but now also pre-mudded jeans sold? 🤦

*hipster intensifies*

I disagree

Ugh. Missing out on real life...

That sentence makes no sense .-.?