47 Service Workers Recollect The Most Funnily Deranged Things A Customer Has Told Them

One would assume that a small kiosk would have storage space nearby so they can restock. One might be wrong, but it's not an unfair assumption.

Why were they mad? Most workers don't even look.

LMAO 😂 go get 'em, grandma!

"Be sure to use protection, folks."

The only correct response to that is to look at him or her and say enjoy your dessert.

Now, that's an image you can't forget.

Um…good for them? I really didn’t need to know though.

Sally needs to be an outdoor child.

If the daughter does it often, mom should be used to cleaning up after it by now.

Another example of parents winging it and leaning HARD on that "it takes a village" concept without consent.

Yo, if it's wet, and it isn't mine, I am not touching it. Lady can clean her daughter's puddle herself.

I wouldn't suggest that as a good book

This reminds me of the time that I worked for one of those temporary mobile bookstores that would move from city to city. We were unpacking books and setting them up on tables and I came across a book by Newt Gingrich. I yelled to my manager "Hey!! Do we have a horror section?" The reply was a chuckle and a negative once I told him what I had found. I almost put it in the Science Fiction/Fantasy category but thought better of it.

This one is just weird. Presumably they meant the best sellers but couldn't think of the name. She said books, plural.

Where they where?

Mmmmm, steamed hams *gurgling sound

Not retail but I will forever remember a 5th Grade classmate crying at lunch because the "steak sandwich" she ordered, which had been on the menu for all 6 years she'd been at the school, wasn't "real steak". Pamela. It cost $2.50. What were you expecting?

so i never questioned why it was called that, i just accepted that a hamburger was called a hamburger. so i looked it up and i learned something new.

She have told her go to BK then.

She must be in the wrong building

They should have checked before they left!

There are several things those guys in the car could have done. A) Find a farmers market closer to them. B) spend the night (or a few nights) and go back to the market on a day it's open. C) Checked online (if available online) to see when it was open. D) Be smarter?

"Yes, mam, I can wave goodbye slowly and sadly as you drive into the sunset."

"yes, I can inform you of our opening hours"

Yeah, stupid customer! You should’ve known the harvest seasons of papayas before asking an innocent question that wasted 10 seconds of my day! Everyone knows papayas can’t be grown in February.

My husband is a produce manager and he gets asked these kind of questions alll of the time. "Why are all of your products from Mexico? Why not this state ? Ma'am, there is snow on the ground, nothing is growing here right now!

Oh, right. Northern hemisphere is cold in feb.

Third day working at a grocery store, I was asked "What's the difference between original oats and toasted?" I blue-screened, 'cause I couldn't think of an honest answer that wouldn't sound snide.

Sounds like she was trying to sneak her way into getting a free coffee