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"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World "Don't vaccinate your kid" is at the top of list.

willss3 , Ed Us Report

Final score:

296points

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Piet Puk 2 years ago

"Don't vaccinate" too.

99points

expressionlessmagnet , Thanuj Mathew Report

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World An American tourist I met (I live in South America), when I asked her how it felt to be so far from home, told me that she really isn't that far because these "so-called foreign countries" are actually located within the United States and they just fly the plane in circles for hours and hours to convince you that you're in another country.

Final score:

288points

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

And if the plane flies upside down you arrive in Australia :D

320points

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World A friend's uncle, who is a spiritual healer of some sort, claimed one day he would be known as the first man to cure cancer with "spiritual healing techniques" whatever that mean.

The woman he "treated" stopped her treatments because she was "cured" and died inside six months. Apparently no one saw fit to bring that guy to justice.

His explanation was : "She died from a different cancer that was at the same place with the same symptoms at the same time and the first cancer was hiding the second one so he couldn't treat her properly because, you know, I couldn't feel the second one...."

I wish he would go to prison.

acide_bob , Conscious Design Report

Final score:

286points

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

There was a well known Dutch actress who was "treated" by a spiritual healer. She passed away and that so called healer was never sent to jail.

116points

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World Overheard from a girl at college freshman orientation in 2008:

"I'm definitely worried! The economy is SO bad my parents had to sell our vacation home! Well you know the second one we don't visit as often...."

Yeeeeeeaaahhh.... don't mind me with my flat of ramen...

coolwaifu , Josh Hild Report

Final score:

263points

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John Baker 2 years ago

First world problems...

111points

I watched my grandmother shove a load of books off of a shelf at the bookstore the other day because she wanted one that wouldn't come out. When she walked away and left a pile of them on the ground, she looked at me and said "It's okay, it's their job to pick that stuff up." Speaking from a retail experience, no it's not. You're just adding extra work.

buttershovel Report

Final score:

258points

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Lauren Ward 2 years ago

This is where you school your grandmother in Manners 101

221points

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World I am a waitress and someone wrote “get a real job” on the line for my tip. It was a $150 tab with an incredibly demanding table. I work another job and I go to school full time, but whatever floats your boat.

QueCassidy , Pema Lama Report

Final score:

245points

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River Webb 2 years ago

tell them to cook their own food then

267points

"If you're depressed, just cheer up!"

Woah, if you're drowning, just drink the water! Duh!

Avuls Report

Final score:

244points

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Brunettechameleon 2 years ago

“If you have insomnia, just sleep!”

212points

Monday 2 years ago

If you have asthma, just breathe!

50points

Eamonn Stanford 2 years ago

iF yOu HaVe AdHd, ThEn FoCuS!1!!!1!

37points

GaeFrog 2 years ago

If you're deaf, just listen harder!

33points

Rachael Sampson 2 years ago

If you're dead, just come back to life!

28points

A Lonely Red Panda 2 years ago

If you have dyslexia, just read!

27points

Ketsia Tchoua 2 years ago

If you overthink, just stop

26points

cori.ander 2 years ago

If you have anxiety, just be confident!

25points

n0_h0p3_l3ft_f0r_m4x 2 years ago

"If your legs are amputated, just walk!"

22points

Micah Chips 🇺🇦 2 years ago

"If you dissociate, just snap out of it!"

20points

Ty Stratton-Quirk 2 years ago

If you have a broken leg, just walk it off!

20points

Piper Ferrell 2 years ago

If you are deaf, just listen harder!

4points

Charlotte Richards 2 years ago

"If you have autism, just be normal!"

3points

KOTLC_Fan 🇺🇦 2 years ago

If you miss your dead mom, just call her!

2points

Holly Bee 2 years ago

Omg all you guys crackin' me up 🤣 thank you bp, you never fail to entertain

2points

Laura Silverstein 2 years ago

LOL ohhh I should’ve thought of that!

1point

AMaureen Dance 2 years ago

When I had trouble staying awake at work, and I told my supervisor I wasn't sleeping well,she actually gave mme that advise. Turns out I have sleep apnea, really bad. I wake up like almost every minute, just enough to start breathing again. I'm not even aware it's happening, but goodbye REM cycle.

0points

Lightningstar 2 years ago

My eighth grade Bible teacher - "iF yOu'Re HaViNg A pAnIc AtTaCk JuSt StOp AnD pRaAaAaAaAaAaAaIsE GoOoOoOoOod"

0points

Cat Palmer 2 years ago

A doctor once genuinely told my sister that her eating disorder would be cured if she just ate more. Even a medical degree can't cure stupid, apparently.

16points

Eiram 2 years ago

There is actually medical proof that eating more food increases appetite as well as stomach size. But eating disorders are not just physical, they are psycological. Doctor should have encouraged her to join a help group or see a dietition.

6points

Nikki Sevven 2 years ago

"You're wearing glasses. Why don't you just try harder to see?"

13points

Hex Gurls 2 years ago

if you have broken bones, just change ur mindset: now you have new joints!!

12points

Tonya Wallace 2 years ago

My sister has systemic lupus. It's taken many years (and tears) to get our extended family out of that kind of mindset. My mom had to censure me because I cussed out too many elders. 🤷🏾‍♀️

11points

Stephanie Wittenberg 2 years ago

Good for you!

3points

Silre 2 years ago

"If you die, walk it off" Captain America

10points

MilaFi 2 years ago

My friend said that you can't have stomach flu if you don't throw up. If you feel sick, just don't barf! Problem solved. This works in other situations as well, e.g. hangovers, food poisonings, whatever it is, just don't! Basically.

8points

Eiram 2 years ago

Wow, I hope your friend is all right. Vomiting and pooping are the only two ways to get poisons/bacteria/viruses out of the digestive system. She might as well pretend other serious ailments are imaginary.

2points

Yoachan 2 years ago

This is brilliant! Why do I never think about it before?!

6points

My O My 2 years ago

Give me your hand. We'll try it together...that way we can chant each other along

4points

Gordan Blažević 2 years ago

When you suffer from depressions, the worst thing is that no one understands how you really feel. After many years and attempts to explain to others I am not lazy, I just gave up and let people continue with their disprovement and guilt trip...

4points

Lee Jorgenson 2 years ago

"You don't have anything to be depressed about." If only it were simple.

4points

Pink Dahlia 2 years ago

If you have anxiety, just stop worrying! I get that one a lot. Gee, why didn't I think of that??

4points

Lord pretzell 2 years ago

If you’re anxious, calm down!

4points

Adrienne Mcginley 2 years ago

"If you're anorexic, just eat!"

4points

Niall Mac Iomera 2 years ago

Why do you have asthma? There's so much air around!

3points

ellie angel urban 2 years ago

Another great one: you are in control and/or responsible for your own happiness.

3points

Chris Lowrie 2 years ago

Yes!!! As is NO ONE &/or NOTHING ever affects you!!!

1point

Dorothy Reiser 2 years ago

I get "snap out of it" a lot....if only.....

3points

EL Knur 2 years ago

if you're an introvert with social anxiety you just need to get out more

3points

Stephanie Did It 2 years ago

Stop being poor and just invest your money!

2points

UDERSERVELOVE! 2 years ago

If you have anxiety, don't worry!

2points

Sally Barry 2 years ago

Snap out of it! Meditate! Eat more kale! Run 20 miles a day!

2points

Jeannette 2 years ago

Oh sure, thanks

2points

Aélia Potter 2 years ago

If you’re dying, just stay alive !

1point

child roasting an adult *) 2 years ago

if your blind, just see, if your deaf, just listen

1point

laura lee 2 years ago

To a certain extent that could work. I mean they say you can down in 2tsp of water...I can totally drink 2 tsp of water no prob...

1point

Red Ruffensor 2 years ago

If you're ugly, just get better looking!

1point

Mike 2 years ago

If you're a moron, just wise up

1point

Deborah B 2 years ago

"If you have a broken arm, just pretend it doesn't hurt."

1point

Insert Generic Username 2 years ago

🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

1point

Sasha 2 years ago

If your leg is broken, just straighten it and carry on, you pussy.

1point

Apachebathmat 2 years ago

If you’re having a heart attack, just calm down

1point

Elaine Mattingly 2 years ago

Try to have some compassion.

0points

Arizona 2 years ago

“ if you have asthma, just breathe!”

0points

Evelyn Haskins 2 years ago

That is quite common. Pull your socks up!. Get over it! My M-I-L was one of those people :-( Mind you SHE was frequently "very really sick" and needed so much consideration! :-(

0points

Non-binary cat (they them) 2 years ago

WTF

0points

anime girl 2 years ago

If you have asthma, just breathe!

0points

GamingPotato 2 years ago

"If you have anxiety, just relax!" iT iS pHiSiCaLlY iMpOsSiBlE tO relax Or: "If ya have ADHD, Just focus!" hOw?

0points

Ugly.rat.lol 2 years ago

"If you're dying dont die!"

0points

Matan Yussman 2 years ago

If you’re dead, don’t die!

0points

itsallin thezohn 2 years ago

"Whoa".

0points

Valeta Dalton 2 years ago

Exactly! And the always unsolicited...."you just need to get outside in the sun, exercise a little, get a good night's rest, make some friends, try a hobby or something that interests you, just be happy about life" Ohh so you mean all the s**t that I'd love to do if I wasn't depressed, thanks for that.

0points

L.a. Williams 2 years ago

If I could do that I wouldn't be taking medicine,seeing a psychiatrist, and going to therapy.

0points

Phoenix CP 2 years ago

if you've got anxiety, don't worry!

0points

Cathy Hurd 2 years ago

My husband's thinking

0points

Baja 2 years ago

If you're choking just breathe the air!

0points

Lisa Valen 2 years ago

Your allergies are all in your head. Well yes, sometimes.

0points

YHZ 2 years ago

"Whoa".

0points

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World I was struggling to pay bills and a friend was like, "Don't worry, your mom and dad care about you, they'll pay them for you". I told her I wanted to be a self-sufficient adult and my parents didn't have the money to cover my bills anyway. Her mind was blown.

Ithelda , Artem Beliaikin Report

Final score:

243points

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Beth S 2 years ago

Caring about someone doesn't make money magically appear in someone's bank account. Otherwise, I would be rich and able to help out my family and friends when they struggle.

150points

onefortysevenone , Nathan Anderson Report

#10

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World A family friends son has autism.

I overheard my grandfather say, “when’s the kid gonna snap out of it and get a job?”

Final score:

235points

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Chucky Cheezburger 2 years ago

Eff that S****. with a broomstick in a cornfield under the full July moon...

172points

do_u_hav_warrant , sebastiaan stam Report

#11

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World My grandmother tried to get me to participate in a self-exorcism. She said I was posessed by "socialist demons".... because I visited Canada.

Final score:

231points

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Suzy the observer 2 years ago

Well, we do have Universal Health Care and a lot of other social programs so... Not sure about the demons tho.

179points

#12

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World Someone seriously asked me“Wow, howd you get your baby so tan?” My Native American wife holding the baby. I always avoid this person when i can...how can you be so dumb.

Beastman33 , Larry Crayton Report

Final score:

218points

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River Webb 2 years ago

ikr the answer is sooo obvious, doesn't everybody use johnson and johnsons baby tan?

226points

pokemonmastergoku , Andrey Kremkov Report

#13

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World I work as a psychologist at a school. One student had missed nearly 30 days of school in one term (55 days), so I was asked to investigate. The mother straight faced told me that she didn't want to drive the 2 minutes from their house because they had to cross a train track, and she thought having to wait for a train to pass was simply unacceptable. I thought she was joking. She was not.

Final score:

214points

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Shelp 2 years ago

If it's only two minutes away why didn't she just go by foot?

181points

#14

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World My assh*le of an uncle once told my grandmother that it was her fault my grandfather got Alzheimers because she didn't take care of him well enough.

squanchy_91 , Tim Doerfler Report

Final score:

201points

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

This is just sad.

151points

#15

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World My dad retired last November. After being out of work for a few months he decided he needed a simple job to keep him busy. He applied at Total Wine as a cashier and asked for $20 an hour because that’s what he thought minimum wage was up to.

jfowl1992 , yerling villalobos Report

Final score:

195points

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tine 2 years ago

Bless his little heart, I wish it was at least $20

164points

#16

My mum. She once told my husband - a guy that's been working to help support his struggling parents since he was 13 - that we should just have kids and God will provide for us. Her rationale was that she had seven kids and never once struggled.

Thanks mum, we can't all just quit college to marry a multi millionaire a decade older than we are.

detonatingorange Report

Final score:

185points

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Hex Gurls 2 years ago

*snort*

93points

#17

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World I grew up in a rich town not being rich. I will never forget this one girl saw me with my iPhone 3G in highschool (and I was super lucky to have it), and the iPhone 4 had come out the weekend before. She then asked me 100% seriously "Why don't you have the new iPhone?". She didn't really understand not everyone could afford the new iPhone every time one came out...

footlesssushi , Malte Helmhold Report

Final score:

184points

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Shelp 2 years ago

those are the people who destroy the planet with thoughtless buying for the sake of buying

223points

monotone__robot , Dreamlike Street Report

#18

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World A colleague and I both had our laptops out at work. He had some movies on his that he was offering to share onto mine for later viewing. I suggested an ad-hoc wifi network as a means of quickly and painlessly transferring the files.

"Oh no I don't believe in Wi-fi".

Sorry what?

Final score:

180points

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Cecilia Herrera 2 years ago

"and Wi-Fi doesn't believe in you."

159points

#19

"You know, if a baby is born underwater, it can live it's whole life underwater!"

I laughed a bit because it's a fairly well known dark joke, but then told her not to joke about that stuff because our coworker was pregananant. She was confused when I told her not to joke.

"It's not a joke, it's a fact!"

After some debate, I learned she genuinely believes if a baby is born underwater, it will grow gills and learn how to breathe underwater.

Same lady, 6mo later.

"Yeah, I'm saving up right now to buy a car. I have my eyes on this great 2007 Holden"

Her: "Why don't you just buy a new one?"

Me: "I don't have a lot of money, I wouldn't be able to afford a new car. I'm stretching the limit with this one as it is."

Her: "Ugh, it's not even that hard to afford things. Just budget!"

We were on the same salary, but she sold drugs on the side, her grandpa paid her $200/month phone bill, and her mom gave her a $250 a week allowance.

She was also GIVEN her car, by her parents, and was constantly complaining about how old it was and she wanted them to buy her a new one.

PM-ME-ROAST-BEEF Report

Final score:

173points

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Shelp 2 years ago

So she was pregananant?

128points

#20

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World My grandmother (who doesn't live with us) told my out of work brother that he needs to "stop doing work around the house" because I, being female, should be the one doing it all. Never mind I'm the only one with any sort of income, lemme do all the housework too, k thx. We had a good laugh at that one.

celestialwreckage , CDC Report

Final score:

161points

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Emmy Dumont 2 years ago

My fil actually thinks the same and expect me to wait on him when he stays at my home. My husband put him back in place and told him to get up his ass and do it himself.

16points

#21

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World A girl from my town thought the average income in America was 500k and that she was lower middle class.

I_Cut_Shoes , Sharon McCutcheon Report

Final score:

160points

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Bear Hall 2 years ago

I wish she was the only one with this believe. There is the reason and result of omitting basic economy from the curriculum.

88points

imakenosensetopeople Report

#22

“All it took was a small loan of a million dollars.”

“Why can’t poor people just get better jobs?”

“Everybody who get shot by police must have been a criminal.”

“Just go in there with your resume and don’t leave until you have a job!”

Disclaimer - these were said by different people.

Final score:

157points

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Anna Lessens 2 years ago

Dummies...the lot of them

111points

#23

The Guatemalan lady who lives near me who said she supports Trump and thinks that because she voted for him he won't have her illegal relatives deported.

PabloEnriqueEs Report

Final score:

146points

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Anna Lessens 2 years ago

Loyalty from trump....HAHAHHHAAAHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHA...

217points

immajustgooglethat Report

#24

My rich friend complaining that "the cleaner broke her back so I had to do the hoovering myself and feed the dogs! ". It was actually comical to listen to his hysterics, no regard whatsoever for the poor cleaner's well being!

Final score:

143points

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Cactus McCoy 2 years ago

"Having" dogs and not care about them yourself is a red flag in a person.

167points

#25

Used to have a friend who was really into crystals. She dropped 300 dollars on a thumb-sized piece of rose-quartz because it "is totally aligned with [her] body's natural frequency". I didn't even try to tell her she had been scammed.

Pixelator0 Report

Final score:

138points

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Brunettechameleon 2 years ago

Shouldn’t a piece of rose quartz that size be tops 50 bucks?

90points

#26

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World I have a few health conditions that my parents and grandmother never allowed me to disclose to my family or friends because "it would be difficult to get me married".

[deleted] , Jeremy Wong Weddings Report

Final score:

137points

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Brunettechameleon 2 years ago

That’s really sad they do that I’m sorry :(

99points

#27

Worked with a guy that was a major conspiracy theorist.

He said Zip codes are used in the case that the government wants to drop bombs on US soil.

Yeah. Because they wouldn't ever use coordinates, right Matt?

amperages Report

Final score:

134points

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James016 2 years ago

They'll use What 3 Words from next year ;)

45points

#28

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World My sister’s mother-in-law told her that my niece can’t naturally be left handed and that if she is that it is part of my sisters job as a parent to teach her the “correct” way.

Lord_Polska , Kelly Sikkema Report

Final score:

132points

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Cecilia Herrera 2 years ago

I wonder how many lefties, were screwed up over the years, by people that had / have a similar mind set?

184points

#29

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World “I get a lot of info from dr. Phil and dr. Oz, they are a great resource without having to do more than turn the TV on”

chefjuice , David Berkowitz Report

Final score:

126points

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Jihana 2 years ago

Ouch!

90points

#30

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World A very close friend “my money is my money but my partner’s money is also my money”.

To clarify she wasn’t going to accept her partner having access to her money but only her to his.

Also she’s single.

viralplant , Allef Vinicius Report

Final score:

124points

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Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

And likely to stay that way unless she has an attitude adjustment.

124points

#31

I worked at a little all-local, all-organic grocery store for a bit.

A lady comes in with a friend, they are looking at the eggs. She goes "Are these eggs organic?"

"Well, they're not certified, but these are grown here in town by someone who feeds them a non-soy, non-gmo supplemental feed. But they're on pasture most of the time."

"So they eat bugs."

"Well, yes, quite a few of them, it's good for organic pest control in the gar..."

(to her friend) "Those bugs could come from anywhere. This is why you have to ask the hard questions about your food, and really know what you're putting in your body. King Soopers has actual organic eggs."

heinleinfan Report

Final score:

122points

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John Baker 2 years ago

"Organic" is a marketing gimmick.

180points

#32

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World My mum once said that the sun couldn’t be a star because ‘stars only come out at night’. She hasn’t lived that one down haha

megsyram , Navi Report

Final score:

122points

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YoyoSthlm 2 years ago

Did you tell her that the sun shines on other places on earth when it's nighttime at your place??

67points

#33

Former friend. He was the stereotypical "nice guy." Always going off on how he couldn't understand how girls weren't flocking to him cause he was so nice and intelligent. So one night a bunch of us are at a restaurant getting dinner and he proceeds to tell us how if he can't get a girlfriend, his backup plan is buying a mail order bride from Ukraine. Says he has it all planned out.

When we all try explaining that mail order brides are essentially human trafficking, he was devastated. His whole plan for getting a girl was ruined, lol.

Eventually he blocked us all from his social media and stopped talking to us, but that was more because he couldn't stand that we wouldn't bend over backwards for his every whim

Ninersfan49 Report

Final score:

120points

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Shelp 2 years ago

This is worrying.

113points

#34

The grandparent of the child I nanny says things that make me think this all the time.

My nanny family doesn’t use any physical punishment at all. Well she said if we don’t start spanking the kids a (3 and 1 year old) they’ll become unruly demons.

Despite the no spanking policy she still spanks the 3 year old. We stop letting her babysit after that. She still wants to babysit and after a lot of begging we finally let her have the 3 year old for the weekend.

Well the 3 year old came back and was obviously spanked. Also despite her being potty trained she came back in a diaper too. Somehow she managed to undo days of potty training in a weekend. Now the 3 year old is back in diapers full time because she refuses to use the potty now.

Most older generations are so out of touch with reality when it comes to childcare.

[deleted] Report

Final score:

119points

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MiriPanda 2 years ago

So you let a proven child abuser babysit a child for an entire weekend, but somehow it is not you who is delusional? Right then...

297points

#35

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World I worked at a vet clinic, and a woman came in with her dog who had a horrible skin problem stemming from a flea infestation. Before I could even say anything, she claimed someone was after her, and had been stabbing her and her dog in their sleep with tree bark. It took me a few seconds to process that one.

She also told me that she knew we hadn’t actually euthanized her old dog (that she had YEARS ago) but that we had sold her to Hollywood. Apparently she saw her in a commercial and that was her proof. The dog would have been like 20 by that point so no, we didn’t “sell her to Hollywood.”

Honestly kind of sad, but the only person I have ever directly interacted with who was truly out of touch with reality.

definitionofacuda , Karlo Tottoc Report

Final score:

118points

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Bear Hall 2 years ago

This isn't being out of touch of reality. This is serious mental illness. It's not funny, it's not even sad, it's tragic when someone COMPLETELY loses touch with reality and not only a small segment of it. Please people take mental illness seriously.

238points

#36

My Aunt is a really nice woman, and very giving to everyone, but she once said, "I don't know how anyone survives on $100k per year." This was probably 15 years ago. For reference she lives in a $10MM house.

Indaleciox Report

Final score:

112points

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BusLady 2 years ago

Be nice to Auntie, and remind her to remember you in her will.

131points

MjrLeeStoned , National Cancer Institute Report

#37

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World A woman I work with once said "I'm convinced I'm immune to cancer because neither my mom nor my grandmother had it."

Said lady has smoked more than a pack a day for 30 years but uses the above "evidence" as a reason why she's never had her lungs checked.

Final score:

107points

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Brunettechameleon 2 years ago

Biology- Am I a joke to you

110points

#38

This girl I went to middle school with wouldn't wear a tampon because that counted as losing her virginity.

paintedtree Report

Final score:

104points

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Brunettechameleon 2 years ago

Tbh I feel bad for her she was probably taught that by someone :(

191points

#39

When the new store manager was introducing themselves to our team she started off with "i love retail, the reason I started my career in retail is because at the age of 14 I wanted a second horse".

One of the worst managers ive every met. Incredibly out of touch and just a bit racist.

sims3k Report

Final score:

102points

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YoyoSthlm 2 years ago

This is not bad. She actually started working to pay for the second horse herself!! Not relying on parents paying for it. Who cares how many horses she has if she's paying for them??

87points

#40

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World “I mean, it’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost, 10 dollars?”

BigZar , Surendran MP Report

Final score:

100points

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User# 6 2 years ago

Apperantly it's worth 150k if you ducttape it to a wall.

118points

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#41

I heard a guy complaining about the local christian college having a LGBTQ group on campus. apparently the school has an abstinence pledge or something and he said "if they choose to be gay then aren't they admitting that they are sexually active?"

he's nice but definitely out of touch

PM_ME_SHOWERBEERS Report

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Kea Lander 2 years ago

Tell that to the ace folk

24points

#42

My junior year of high school, in small town North Carolina, I took a psychology class for fun. My teacher, who otherwise seemed normal, heard a student playing Umbrella by Rhianna on their phone and said, "Turn that off, she's praising Allah and it's illuminati propoganda."

I assume he meant the repeated 'ella's but I could never get him to explain the rest of it.

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Brunettechameleon 2 years ago

Ugh

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Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#43

"THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT ARE TURNING THE FRIGGIN' FROGS GAY"

Dancinlance Report

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Lauren Ward 2 years ago

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!?

32points

#44

"Why are the feminists, but not menmenists? I feel like men have had to fight for their rights for a long time." Said by my uncle that everyone in my family hates.

xxxprobation Report

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K- THULU 2 years ago

Fight for their rights from whom exactly? Clouds?

47points

#45

"You should get a part-time job so you don't have to take out student loans" - My dad to my college-bound son

OhSoSoDoSoPa Report

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The Scout 2 years ago

Pro-tip: study in another country. Then this might actually work.

34points

#46

Weird guy I used to work with was explaining to everyone that scientists can record and play back people’s dreams in video form. He was convinced this was the case.

nuclearswan Report

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Kea Lander 2 years ago

That would be cool, weird and invasive but cool

41points

#47

Sophomore year of high school, in my chemistry class, this one girl got into a conversation about what causes the winter season with the teacher.

And she goes, “winter happens because the sun turns cold, right?”

Honestly, I’m still having trouble processing that one, and it’s been four years.

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Karl Baxter 2 years ago

I once convinced a mate of mine that the days are longer in summer because heat expands

32points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#48

I work with a girl. She's 21, bit of a stoner, living with her boyfriend who works at pizza hut. We also work in food service. She thinks she wants to marry him, but he HAS to spend at least $10k on a ring. And when she gets married, She wants one room in her house that is all pink, so she can get ready and put her make up on. Then she's going to sit around the house all day smoking the "dankest weed" in a pink fur lined house coat. Then when her man comes home they "can do their thing".

CleanMonty Report

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Lauren Ward 2 years ago

Clueless: Part 2

45points

#49

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World In Portland, Oregon.. USA. I asked a traveler, "How do you like Portland?" And she replied. " I love it! It has the aura of a lizard" and I just got up and walked away. Portland can be weird but sometime I just can't.

zoezodzodzod , Cedric Letsch Report

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50points

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Lainie 2 years ago

What? I honestly don't understand this.

20points

#50

My 50 year old brother asked me if I don't believe in God and hell what stops me from killing people.

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Brunettechameleon 2 years ago

Maybe common sense and basic human decency. I can think of a few reasons but those are the main ones

59points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#51

My dad, after watching countless hours of the History Channel, told me with a straight face that Eastern Asians are descended from aliens. He claimed it was "the only way to explain their squinty eyes."

Vervei Report

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NsG 2 years ago

He's not very observant. Aliens have the opposite of squinty eyes - their eyes are massive. Eastern Asians are the native terrestrials and those of us who have more open eyes are the ones descended from aliens (shouldn't need the sarcasm flag, but you can never tell, so, just in case, this. is. a. joke)

51points

#52

"Everyone has depression. It's impossible to be depressed every day."

????

emmiebird Report

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Cactus McCoy 2 years ago

Lots of people do not know the difference between "depressed" and "depressive".

40points

#53

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World My mom was ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that corn could only be harvested by hand. I showed her videos of corn harvesting machines, and she insisted they were all CGI. It grew into a pretty significant argument.

Eventually she called my sister, who is a librarian, to ask her. When my sister agreed with me, she said "ok then" and never spoke of it again.

Uki_EE , Andre Ouellet Report

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Shelp 2 years ago

That you don't know something is okay, nobody's born a living dictionnary. But that you hold on your wrongful thoughts and come up with nonsensical explanations to defend them is stupid.

38points

#54

After getting a "Dear John" letter from my ex that explains why she wants to get divorced, we were sitting in the car and she asks me...

"So after we get divorced, do you think we could get together sometimes and have sex."

She leaves me for another guy and has the balls to ask for casual sex after our divorce. Really quite pathetic.

I noped the f*ck out of that.

MysteryUser1 Report

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Cecilia Herrera 2 years ago

You did well to be rid of her.

24points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#55

A guy from my school turned in a report on how smacking your son for "trespassing" in your neighbor's lawn is the same as shooting Mexicans crossing the border.

He also claimed that a My Little Pony was his headmate and that he could build a portal to the Pony World using wheat bread, melted copper, and a gallon of goats blood.

I wish I was making this up.

tribbeanie Report

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Brunettechameleon 2 years ago

I’m sorry wUt 👁👄👁

23points

#56

I’ve got a few, all for the same guy.

“My art is famous in 31 countries.” mid thirties, lives on his brothers couch

“Thanks to a loophole I had found in the bank system,I used to have so much money that $300,000 on my coffee table was no big deal. I also used to rent the biggest I haul truck I could find, take a few friends to the mall and we would load shopping carts up full of whatever we wanted and fill the uhaul up.”

mid thirties, lives on his brothers couch

“I’m one of the top ~insert genre~ artists in the world.”

I could go on for a while.

DarthMindForge Report

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Kimi Tomminello 2 years ago

"Delusions of grandeur" is a pretty frightening symptom of many serious mental illnesses. Especially considering this person KNOWS you know he's lying (or, rather, a person with proper mental faculties would know).

32points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

#57

A friend of mine is dating a woman far younger than him (he’s my age, almost 50, and she is about 20). I would be congratulating him on such an accomplishment (she is very attractive), were it not for the fact that she is so utterly stupid and completely out of touch with reality.

Her most absurd statement is when she told me that “stem cell research” is all about using the cells from aborted fetuses as flavoring in canned food and that therefore, all canned foods contain small amounts of dead babies, so she will not eat anything that comes from a can.

ExcrementCranium Report

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Julia 2 years ago

Accomplishment. Being with someone that stupid. Yeah...

8points

#58

Any person that makes a blanket term about a whole race or group of people, to me, is out of touch with reality.

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Kimi Tomminello 2 years ago

When the subject of a sentence is "you people" I tend to tune out.

18points

#59

"Good thing I'm not human."

...kay.

Edit: Folks wanted elaboration. Dude in question was this obnoxious neckbeard who worked in the same warehouse as me, I'd done my best to avoid him, but as he tended to be loud, I knew he didn't just look like he fit the stereotype. One day, I was waiting in line to clock in (place was really particular about when you clocked in), and he was ahead of me. He starts bitching, to nobody in particular, that his upcoming holiday (it was around xmas) was going to be sh*tty and lonely. At this point, I'm feeling just a little bad for how much I've judged him, so I try to cheer him up a tad and engage in conversation:

Me: "Eh, it doesn't HAVE to be that way. You can decide it's you time, relax, do sh*t YOU want to do. I know I enjoy having time off where I don't have to answer to anyone.

Him: "Yeah, I guess. I'm just pissed. I was supposed to be going to this holiday party, it was gonna be great, but APPARENTLY [host's girlfriend] decided I wasn't welcome and now I've been banned."

(My will to encourage starts to deflate, as I can assume MANY reasons why this came to be, but I don't know for certain, so I decide to try to be kind while finding my way out).

Me: "Aw, that sucks. People can be frustrating."

Him: "Some people just can't be happy unless they're excluding someone, and for some reason it's ALWAYS me."

Me: "Yeah, I hear ya. To a degree, that's human nature, but it's no fun to be on the recieving end of that."

Him: (Voice dripping with arrogance) "Good thing I'm not human."

(At this point I've given up, my attempt to let go of my first impression proved thoroughly pointless. I nod, make a show of spotting a friend of mine, and scurry off to another line.)

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Hex Gurls 2 years ago

lmao what 😃

6points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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#60

My friend was going on about how the stock market is hitting records under Trump, and I just point out that we've been in a bull market since a few months after Obama got into office and we've been hitting records every week since 2013. I showed him a chart of the S&P 500 and he goes "I don't care about that chart".

OMGitisCrabMan Report

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John Baker 2 years ago

Trumpers hate facts.

47points

#61

The earth is flat.

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Monday 2 years ago

They've got a point...every part of the earth that I've tasted certainly wasn't carbonated.

75points

#62

“I can’t go to jail, I’m Canadian.”(over heard a guy in cuffs say it to the American police officer who just arrested him)

Kitcarson1 Report

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Stephanie A Mutti 2 years ago

Wait,,, does this guy think he has diplomatic immunity because he's not a citizen?

17points

#63

You have a degree so that means you will get a job with high pay.

GluttonyPunch Report

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Cecilia Herrera 2 years ago

Try telling that to teachers. Alas, we never did get high pay regardless of how many degrees any of us had.

16points

“All Three Shot Out Pink”: Triplets' Baby Shower Turns Sour, Pregnant Wife Wants A Divorce

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College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

#64

Had a roommate a few years back. A mutual friend of ours helped us move in. The mutual asked us if we could let him keep a table and some chairs at our place until he moved into his new places as well and we agreed. After a few weeks I helped our mutual move his stuff from our place into his new place while my roommate was out. When he got home he asked where "his table and chairs went". When I reminded him that our mutual friend was going to take them back eventually he then proceeded to argue with me about how he had brought the table and chairs from home.

Thankfully no longer living with that bundle of joy anymore.

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Justme 2 years ago

Eddie!?

6points

#65

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World My boss has some very weird one-liners. He's often (not joking) told me he was born in the same year as me, when he's a 60 year old man, and I'm in my twenties. He also also often refereed to himself as 'Little Boy Blue.' Nodding politely is 90% of my job at this point.

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Jihana 2 years ago

The guy in the picture looks like Carl from Up.

23points

#66

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World When I say "Google it" and they respond with "I can't do it/I don't know how"

It's almost 2018 and that person has 1000$ (1150€ in my country) smartphone in his pocket.

cat-o-beep-boop , Solen Feyissa Report

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34points

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Shelp 2 years ago

Depending on the situation, maybe it simply wasn't worth it. Sometimes I like to believe that people actually have good reasons (other than sheer stupidity) to act the way they do.

8points

#67

My family argued that the fight for net neutrality was stupid because nobody actually needs the internet, we got by fine without it in the old days.

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Kanuli 2 years ago

This argument could be spinning back to the stone age and “why do we need caves, it worked fine without before”

16points

#68

"Do squirrels lay eggs?" By my mom while discussing the squirrels in the rafters of her very old house.

fired_up_phoenix Report

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tirebiter 2 years ago

Well, you don't learn if you don't ask questions.

14points

#69

I used to work with a spiritual healer. He claimed he had that third eye.

He said he watched himself drive his car though traffic in an out of body experience while not even being in the car at the time of driving the car.

He used to suck out my bad energy as well as give me energy balls. (These were actually really fun. It felt like real life Dragonball Z)

notworthteheffort Report

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Hex Gurls 2 years ago

balls lol

17points

#70

"God pays your medical bills"

ilovezam Report

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Piet Puk 2 years ago

If you are a big church pastor, he might. He'll also pay for your mansion and your private plane.

24points

#71

When I was discussing how the Civil Aeronautics Board helped reduce travel prices around the country benefitting the consumer my rich aunt said thats why they should buy their own planes.

Cliff_Doctor Report

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Kay blue 2 years ago

I would love to have one journey in a private jet, even if it just circled around an airport a few times.

7points

#72

I have an aunt who married a rather wealthy man. Like, she lives next door to the owner of the Dallas Stars and Texas Rangers. My cousin went to Spain a few years back to look at yachts her husband was thinking of buying.

She said while I was visiting "And pretty much everyone has at least a few million dollars in real estate."

Words failed me.

TerminusEst86 Report

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Hex Gurls 2 years ago

damn has she never even heard of poverty or even just the middle class

6points

#73

i had a person at work once say that you'd get hypothermia and literally freeze in about ten minutes..... it was around 20 degrees Fahrenheit..... his reasoning, your body is mostly water. (p.s. he told a skinnier kid that it would only take him 8 minutes for the same to happen)

cameyboy Report

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El Dee 2 years ago

Perhaps is you were naked and soaked in water? I know that you can freeze in the North Sea within minutes..

8points

#74

I worked at McDonald’s (Sydney, Australia) for the good part of my teen years.

One shift I was on register taking orders and this lady came up to me, she must’ve been in her mid to late 40’s.

She said, “wow McDonalds, you guys still exist? Haven’t seen you around in years!”

That is word for fkn word.

I was like .. wot ¿

TheDooganGoblin Report

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Matthew Jameson 2 years ago (edited)

Maybe she'd been incarcerated for years. Or maybe she's just running on a lean mixture.

16points

#75

"New fridges cost close to $10,000" - says my MIL who has a fridge that hasn't been working for almost a month. They are using one of the drawers to keep everything in as apparently that part works. But all the shelves are empty. Update: NOT talking about a built-in fridge. They spent about $5k on their current one, purchased 5 or 6 years ago. Refuse to get a repair man in.

stretch2323 Report

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NsG 2 years ago

This must be an exchange rate or cost of living difference! $5k on a refrigerator? Is it an industrial one? I'm assuming it's USD, and this works out at around £3925. The most expensive free standing fridge I can find online (pre any residual Easter sale discount) is £2329 for a fridge freezer, and I had to be highly specific with my search criteria. Average fridge freezer prices in the UK are maybe up to £700. And as part of my research, one website lists US fridge costs at being up to $4100 for a *smart* fridge, possibly smarter than this person's MIL...

8points

#76

“What’s more important, a friendship or a job?”

Considering I’ve had that same job for nearly 20 years and plan on retiring from it, combined with the fact that I’ve only known the friend for five years and caught him in more lies than I can count... well, I gotta go give that one some serious thought.

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Lynne Hammar 2 years ago

You shouldn't have to choose between the two!

10points

#77

Really late to the thread, but I had a client call houses in the ballpark of what mine cost "scary ghetto houses."

I live in Texas, so you can surprisingly get a non-scary house for around 200k. I'm not ashamed.

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BusLady 2 years ago

I'd call your client a rude snob.

10points

#78

"Emotional labour isn't real."

mikasoze Report

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ChimeraBubbles 2 years ago

Omfg

3points

#79

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World In the East, it could be the COLDEST New Year’s Eve on record. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming that our Country, but not other countries, was going to pay TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS to protect against. Bundle up!

VVillyD , Markus Spiske Report

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Matthew Jameson 2 years ago

Thanks for your input Trump. The thermonuclear warheads to stop hurricanes idea was genius too.

28points

#80

“I SWATTed someone for attention”

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Cold Contagious 2 years ago

Sâdistic fûcktârd!

5points

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jknbt jknbt 2 years ago (edited)

Here is a pretty good example of textbook "delusional": I taught junior college for 7 years. One semester I had a waitress sign up for a night class. She asked if I would work with her since her schedule would present special problems for her to take the class. I agreed with the provision that she do all the work anyway and learn all the material. Sure enough, she only attended three times during a 16-week semester class. I emailed her the assignments and mid-semester test which I never got back. I even sent her the final exam to take as a homework type assignment for a final grade. She took 3 weeks to send this back to me. She did not bother to complete the final exam and earned an "F" on it. How can you fail an open-book, take-home final???? So she earned a very failing grade for the class. She was outraged. Her position was that she had attended three whole times while breathing, and therefore deserved at least a "D" for a passing grade. I said no, she didn't do the work, and she didn't learn the material. She complained to three levels of management to these professional educators. They supported me and agreed she should fail the class. She never took a class in that college again because she was so offended at how unreasonable everyone (especially me) was in their treatment of her.

20points

Nightshade1972 2 years ago

Years ago, I had one class which conflicted with my work schedule. Since I had the same professor for different classes, he was willing to let me just read the coursework at home, do the coursework at home, etc, even if I couldn't physically attend the class. If I had any questions about that night's work, I'd ask him about it when I saw the prof in class the next morning. I passed all my classes with flying colors, and it never once occurred to me that my grade for the class I couldn't phyiscally attend should be a "gimme" out of the goodness of my professor's heart. I, you know, actually did all the relevant coursework and took all the relevant exams. What a concept!

4points

Elissa Korsakov 2 years ago

I mentioned how fast the clouds were moving while walking to class with a room mate in college. She said, "Its not the clouds that are moving, its the Earth that is moving so fast today"..I didn't say anything back.

14points

Linda 2 years ago

I also thought I could see the Earth spinning! But in my defense, I was 5 years old and sat on the edge of the sandbox looking at the clouds.

5points

Beth S 2 years ago

Reading through these posts gave me a nasty eye twitch... LOL

8points

Austin Hicks 2 years ago

Earth is doomed.

4points

Jaqi Hegland 2 years ago

We've survived a lot of ignorance before, it's just easier to see now because of the internet. We're not actually more ignorant than before, it just looks worse.

0points

Becca Hauck 2 years ago

My mother's brother told me that the reason my mother was unhappy with my physically and mentally abusive father was because she reads too many romance books. My grandpa (Mom's dad) told me that the reason so many couples are getting divorced is because women are allowed to drive. I told him that women will not leave a good husband simply because she has the ability to get away from him. My sister told me that I shouldn't keep a family member ,who is a suspected child molester, from having alone time with my 2 year old daughter because even if he did molest her, it wouldn't kill her.

3points

Chassi 2 years ago

…You and your child need to run far, far away from this toxicity

1point

Unslaadahsil 2 years ago

"Being homosexual is a mental illness" "Only n***as and illegal foreigners are criminals" "The covid vaccine is not safe because they made it so quickly. All the other vaccines were made over decades, so they're safe" "What's the point of being a woman if you don't have kids?" All things said by my aunt at one point or another.

2points

Chassi 2 years ago

I guess she never heard of the polio vaccine and how quickly that was made in top of the lack of rigorous testing. I’m so sorry you had to hear all of that.

1point

Res Earch 2 years ago

When I was in high school, gas was getting extremely expensive. A girl in my 9th grade history class said one day "I don't understand why someone doesn't just charge 50 cents per gallon for gas." When we told her they would lose money she said "no because they would get a lot of customers so eventually they would make a profit." It took twenty minutes to get her to understand that the business has to pay for the gas before the customer and more customers would mean more money lost than gained.

2points

Monica Pryts 2 years ago

I need more information about how you got God to pay your medical bills.

1point

Catherine Gomez 2 years ago

I invited my soon to be mother-in-law to travel with us. She pointed to her shoulders and said she couldn't go because humans don't have wings and aren't meant to fly.

1point

Jaqi Hegland 2 years ago

That's probably just fear of flying with a easy excuse.

0points

Samara Morgan 1 year ago

Number 34 made me mad. You knew about abuse and gave the kid to this person again? F**k you.

0points

AtomKat 2 years ago

I work with an older gay gentleman. He is very nice and hilarious to talk to. Except for the teensy fact that he believes trans women are just men trying to accost women in bathrooms. I have learnt to avoid that topic with him.

0points

so hum 2 years ago

This was a horrible read. The delusion is mostly with the writers, trying to force their opinions onto readers.

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jknbt jknbt 2 years ago (edited)

20points

Nightshade1972 2 years ago

4points

Elissa Korsakov 2 years ago

14points

Linda 2 years ago

I also thought I could see the Earth spinning! But in my defense, I was 5 years old and sat on the edge of the sandbox looking at the clouds.

5points

Beth S 2 years ago

Reading through these posts gave me a nasty eye twitch... LOL

8points

Austin Hicks 2 years ago

Earth is doomed.

4points

Jaqi Hegland 2 years ago

We've survived a lot of ignorance before, it's just easier to see now because of the internet. We're not actually more ignorant than before, it just looks worse.

0points

Becca Hauck 2 years ago

3points

Chassi 2 years ago

…You and your child need to run far, far away from this toxicity

1point

Unslaadahsil 2 years ago

2points

Chassi 2 years ago

I guess she never heard of the polio vaccine and how quickly that was made in top of the lack of rigorous testing. I’m so sorry you had to hear all of that.

1point

Res Earch 2 years ago

2points

Monica Pryts 2 years ago

I need more information about how you got God to pay your medical bills.

1point

Catherine Gomez 2 years ago

I invited my soon to be mother-in-law to travel with us. She pointed to her shoulders and said she couldn't go because humans don't have wings and aren't meant to fly.

1point

Jaqi Hegland 2 years ago

That's probably just fear of flying with a easy excuse.

0points