RIP Sean Lock 😥 Let's bump this one up please

Well played, Luke!!

Dad joke 🤣

we are waterproof by the way..

Poor gotye... ): His songs are classics

The irony...

So is it possible to buy a Dutch pillow and return it saying that it's a French one and asking for the refund amount of French pillow?

Looks like it is specifically made for gulls!

mean, but funny

And Daniel is waiting in the box...

Karl Pilkington is a walking out of context human ^-^

Oh, a black belt in passive-aggressive cynicism. I salute you, sensei.

Someone just lost his tip but it was worth it

aaand 2% tip it is

by main entrance do you mean mouth? that's where food goes, the back door is for waste !

Snarky

Ohhh..i can see myself doing this..im always sarcastic to my friends hahaha...

Ask a silly question

I think we found the author of the "stupid signs"!!

There goes half the tip...?!

I didn't order sauce

CAPTCHAs are getting tricky these days.

'll just pick up my pieces and walk out.

I once told the missus to hurry up and finish watering the garden before it rains. I seem to remember suddenly becoming wet myself.

I hope the person who did this gets the help he needs...the article was a blast to read, though!

Its bigbrain tim-

"12 more cans than 3" would be more lucrative, no?

How DID they like that?

Yeah, a non-man slew his Nazgul and now he has to take the subway. Tough days for the darkers.

Is he now? 😏

This is the guy I need. Come to my nearest supermarket now

This kid gives zero f***s to gravity

That looks like summer in Iceland

Runn Peppa run..

There are Irish ones. And, just as Irish Whiskey is triple distilled while Scotch is double distilled, Irish bagpipes play 2 octaves and Scottish ones just one. https://comparebagpipes.com/bagpipes/irish-bagpipes/

And they coloured in a wonderful picture of a unicorn crossing a stream and lived happily ever after.

Don't use vaseline. It's not designed for that, is drying, and you may get irritated from it. Water based lube, lots of it, and patience are what's needed.

Looks like you've had enough anyway.

Swindon was a small village when this was built. Then people who entered it just settled there rather than trying to get out ;o)

Took me a while to find out where those legs in the window came from xD

Safest man in Scotland stood in front of the most confused man in Scotland.

Ouch!

I'd be pretty damn happy with 3rd place too

Anyone who takes an iq test online is dumb.

There is no context that excuses this.

Alcohol goes bad? Quick, to the liquor cabinet!

Does anyone know what the content of that actually is?

Less Carling to drink is a win in my book.

What do you think the CDC does? They also store viruses and diseases to study them.