Oops!

Ah, a 'nice guy'. Good come-back though.

Bazinga !!!!!

Bad when you're getting trolled by your local PD about not having any mates

RIP his confidence...

I will assume that she is no longer your girlfriend.

Busted!

How long do you think the psychiatrist laughed before responding?

Holy c**p...thats awful...

Well played. Don't offer smarter people ultimatums.

That must have really hurt.

People,get a life!

ouch

I have no words..

Happy Birthday Gary!

Oh, no...I'm so sorry.

this genuinely makes me sad

How many hours did it take, before the kid got it that it's about him? Hmmmm emoji here.

Pretty much no then

why does this guy (or any guy which sends dickpics (without being asked))think it's okay to send a woman a dickpic, especially when he's not even brave enough to ask herself for her number? do you really think she's like "oh, he didn't ask me for my number but instead a friend but that's one good d**k, i'm so in love right now!"?!? also why don't you believe the other person, when they say, they are not the person?! WHATS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?!? (sorry..)

Oh no.

What a little b***h

The cruelist cuttle of all.

That is just seeking attention. It usually have an opposite effect.

I read this exchange on another Bored Panda thread about not-so-bright people being corrected by experts. It still elicits a chuckle from me.

Ouch!

always check to see if you're in the friendzone or not

Ew.

Oh boy...

At least he was honest about it not going anywhere

You could always add "...does not exist" under it to keep it real

So sad

I think someone missed the point. The cashier took and used Rachel's # w/out permission. Rachel ratted cashier out and cashier got fired for invading her privacy.

Can be just a good way to shut someone down fast.

Ah yes. The typical "nice guy." No thanks.

Awwww

RUN WHILE YOU CAN, DUDE

Brutal burn! 🔥

Lol

Maybe it helps if you stop referring to women as 'females'...

Congrats, you're her new selfie stick.

Men really need to get over this idea of "friendzoning". Not every woman on this planet exists to go out with them and refuses to indulge their entitlement when they don't consider them more than friends. Interestingly enough you never see women complain that a man "friendzoned" them.

Love the picture

Burn!

Timing

I would do it.

Be grateful. The woman sounds like she wasn't worth you if she divorced you because other guys were flirting with her. Especially over an online video game.

There's a special place in Hell for people who use the 'L' word without meaning it