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“Only In Canada”: 30 Memes And Posts That Perfectly Describe The Country
Oh, Canada, the land that sounds almost made up. Famed for its politeness, endless maple syrup, and free healthcare, the country seems like a dream already. But when you add the more villainous side to the mix, like the geese that are always prepared for combat and the seemingly never-ending cold, it’s like you’re in a fairytale land. Add a bunch of wild animals and plaid and you've got yourself a weird Disney movie.
This inoffensive weirdness is reflected in the many Canadian memes floating around the internet. They’re always a little self-deprecating, a little modest, and never too in-your-face. The ones you’ll find in the list below were acquired at Only in Canada, a Facebook group with over 438,000 members. Scroll down to enjoy the selection.
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One of the most beloved Canadian things all around the world is, of course, maple syrup. But while it has the love of most of the world’s sweet-toothed population, it needs more attention from scientists. That is because the liquid gold is a mystery to this day. The syrup is made by boiling maple sap, which seems straightforward enough. However, a lot of the chemical reactions caused by the heat are still unknown because sap is so complicated. That’s why replicating the flavor is so difficult.
Replicating the flavor might be necessary as reservoirs of this deliciousness is limited. Just in 2021, we all experienced a worldwide maple syrup shortage. To manage it, Canadians, more precisely, the Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers, tapped into their strategic reserve to fix the problem. They released an additional 50 million tons of the good stuff. It’s not the first time they had to do it, too. Three years before that, in 2018, they had to dip into their stockpile as well.
The reason why shortages happen is because the harvest period highly depends on weather. It can only happen for a limited time during the year, when the temperatures are above freezing during the day, but still drop below 32°F at night. Back in 2021, the spring harvest period was too short to collect enough supply, which caused the unfortunate situation.
It’s important to note that, if done responsibly, sap harvesting does not affect the growth of the tree. After all, it takes about 42 gallons of sap to get 1 gallon of syrup. That is why there are strict rules in place to regulate it. One can only tap 1–1.5 quarts of sap per tree, or one tenth of a tree’s sugar. Maples have to be over 8 inches in diameter to be tapped and even the biggest ones can only be tapped up to three times a year.
The produced syrup is classified according to color and taste. The deeper the color, the later in the season it’s harvested, the stronger the flavor it has. And it can be used everywhere, not just on pancakes and waffles. That is why the myth that Canadians use it every day is not so far from the truth. People put it in their morning coffees, use it in salad vinaigrettes and marinades, and replace the sugar with it in baked goods.
When it comes to nutritional value, it’s important to remember that maple syrup is a sweetener that’s high in sugar, so it’s not going to be incredibly healthy. However, it does have some valuable nutrients in it such as calcium, potassium, iron, zinc, and manganese. One study also found that it has 24 different antioxidants, with darker ones having more than the lighter ones. So, replacing your average refined sugar with maple syrup does have some small benefits.
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Maple syrup has also been a target of a heist. You see, it is not only a delightful indulgence, but also an expensive delicacy. And wherever there’s money involved, there will be somebody trying to play dirty. That’s what happened in 2012 when a group of people siphoned off 18 million dollars worth of syrup off of the aforementioned Quebec stockpile.
I've told this story before, but anyway. When I was in Charlotte Town, PEI, it had snowed over night, so they had the plough out. They chose not to clear the main street first, because Tim Horton's was on another street, so that had to be done first.
The criminals, led by Richard Vallières, did it gradually, over several months. At first, they were replacing the liquid in the barrels with water, but, later on, as they kept getting away with it, they would just leave them empty. The disappearance of the massive 3,000 tons was discovered accidentally, during the annual inventory. The inspector started climbing the barrels, expecting them to hold his weight. However, they did not and he almost fell to the ground. Once they realized that some of the syrup was gone, they called the police to identify the damage. That’s when they found out that 9,571 barrels out of 63,000 were gone.
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Vallières was caught after the police were tipped off, together with 15 others related to the crime. He was sentenced to eight years in prison, the harshest penalty in Canada for anyone involved in a heist. The man also needed to pay 7 million US dollars, or all the profit he was able to make, to his victims. Vallières says he did it to get back at the federation. Apparently, they had fined him 1.3 million US dollars back in 2007 for selling maple syrup illegally. Unfortunately for him, he got too greedy to get away with his revenge plan.
When you think about it though, what a Canadian crime: a maple syrup heist. You can safely file it under the list of things Only in Canada. If you’re curious to see more of those, be sure to check out this and this post as well.
I'm Canadian and I was gonna say that. How dare they. Mr. Rogers is a level above.
Load More Replies...I couldn't care less about the rest, but don't you dare bring Mr. Rodgers into it. He's above our petty squabbles. He'd tell you that Mr dress-up is a fine individual and that we all can bring joy into the world in our own way and it's not a competition
According to what I've read on Mr. Dress-up, he and Fred Rogers were friends who were trying to get their program on TV. They went to Canada to pitch the idea after not getting very far in the States. PBS contacted them and Fred went back to the US. Mr. Dress-up decided to stay in Canada and eventually received Canadian citizenship (he is originally from Lewiston, Maine). Everything I know about simple line drawings I learned from Mr. Dress-up when I watched the show in the 1980s with my children. We lived in Downeast Maine and got 3 Canadian channels on TV. Including hockey! Mr. Dress-up was the BEST!
Load More Replies...Apple pie is Canadian?! The first known recipe for apple pie is from 1381. It was included in Chaucer's A Cook's Tale (Canterbury Tales). Half points for the telephone, as it was invented by a Scot who lived in Canada. And many places have coloured money.
I think they were comparing to the States who claim they invented the world. (Seriously, there is a growing number who think the USA is 2023 and Jesus was American).
Load More Replies...1 and 2 ARE sold in the USA, if you know where to look. Yes, I know what kind of Smarties the op means. They are fun!!
I only know smarties as the little roll of candy kind of like sweet tarts. What are they in Canada?
Load More Replies..."Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts". Is this really something to brag about? Our s****y coffee and donut chain is better than your s****y coffee and donut chain!
And both comend themselves as being better than crispy cream.....
Load More Replies...I will have you know that as a Canadian that lives in, what many consider, the coldest province, that I have never had my tongue frozen to something metal! I watched other people do it, but I like having a tongue lol
Yeah, every generation of gradeschool kids has that one or two sacrificial kids who will demonstrate why it isn't a good idea. It's a right of passage early on learn from others mistakes - It's less painful.
Load More Replies...3. Baseball evolved from Rounders. An English game. 4. Hockey was an English game, you guys just did it on Ice. 5. Basket ball was inspired by the Sweedish Game Ringboll, which (as I understand it), is very much like netball. 5. Apple Pie was invented in England in the 1300's, inspired by French and Dutch pastries and puddings (some believe inspiration may have come from the Ottoman empire). 11. Wasn't Superman the result of a collaboration of 2 men, one American and one Canadian? Please correct me if I'm wrong.
Actually, I wasn't impressed by this list. Particularly the point about the telephone... by a country that doesn't even have its own prefix.
Load More Replies...Tim Hortons may beat Dunkin' but doesn't hold a candle to Krispy Cream
You wouldn't want to hold a candle to a Krispy kream unless you were a pyromaniac. Equal parts fat and Sugar, with just enough flour to hold everything together.
Load More Replies...... and I think it's a good thing that we let black people and white people use the same money! (Please don't ban my account.... please don't ban my account.... please don't ban my account.)
I did like Mr. Dress Up better than Mr. Rogers. I couldn't follow Mr. Rogers and didn't really understand it well. I think it was the way he spoke that didn't resonate with me. Whereas Mr. Dress Up was more lively and there was humor. From what I know now, I wish I gave Mr. Rogers more of a chance. But there was also Sesame Street, Polka Dot Door, Today's Special, Size Small, Fred Penner's Place, and others that I liked to watch with limited TV time. So, I had to choose what interested me the most.
"Mr Dress-up beats Mister Rogers"???? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I DECLARE WAR ON CANADA!!!!!
Smarties are sold in America. As a matter of fact, my grandfather had them custom labeled to be dispensed (totem candies) from his own dispensers as a competitor to Pez
What America calls smarties are called rockets here in Canada.
Load More Replies...Smarties are... overrated as a Canadian bragging right. It's just candy coated chocolate. I think M&Ms are better. Actually Reese Pieces are best. I find these lists are narrow and don't represent what Canadians are truly proud of. (I know it's a running gag, but a very long running gag that has run out of steam.)
HOW DARE YOU SAY M&MS AND REESES PIECES ARE BETTER THAN SMARTIES
Load More Replies...I am surprised that OP didn't include football also being invented in Canada.
I am oddly proud the one thing people seem to willing to go to the mats for is Mr Rogers. Mind, he'd want us to talk this out and value all our friends, but still... You don't mess with the neighborhood
At least it displaces the smog from the coal fired generation stations in the Ohio Valley.
Load More Replies...Nope but they have buttery topping infused cornflakes wrapped in a chocolatey coating .... Contains no actual butter or chocolate
Load More Replies...I'm fairly sure apple pie originated in England. That said, if this is between US and Canada, Canada wins.
And most of them live near the USA border, and a lot of them have winter homes where it is warm.
Basketball was invented in the USA by a Canadian-American.
Load More Replies...Speaking as someone born and raised in Ingersoll, ON, the first recorded baseball game was played 5 miles to the east in Beachville, ON (there's a sign and everything!)
Obviously Canadian humor at play here. A lot of these are misleading plus there's no mention of the many, many great Canadian actors and musicians. Not proud of them? Hmm
RUSH, Triumph, and April Wine. We don’t speak about Bryan Adams
Load More Replies...Isn't the passport also colorful under UV light? I think I saw some awesome pictures, I would love to have one of those!
Load More Replies...He was. Born in Scotland, lived in Canada, but invented the telephone in the US. This list is fun, but highly debatable
Load More Replies...I don't care who this Mr.Dress up is, but there is no way he holds a candle to Mr. Rogers.
Mr Dressup is way better! I was creeped out by Mr Rogers when I tried watching it as a child.
My little people are eating smarties rn in Tennessee.. Mr dress up sounds light in the loafers & green is indeed a color.
Are they eating the chocolate smarties though?
Load More Replies...What are you talking about. My American children are eating smarties right now
jetskis????you phillistines..............to think i thought you were nice folks
Ummm... I can buy smarties in Ohio and hit up Tim Hortons afterwards. I just choose not to.
Neither Alexander Graham Bell nor Antonio Meucci were born in Canada, but both lived and worked in USA
1: we have always had smarties in the u.s.s.a. 12: why you gotta be racist?
Ah yes, the number after 1 is 12. Also, you’re probably thinking of the wrong smarties
Load More Replies...JJ McCullough already took this list to task. However I'd be remiss not to point out that yes we do have smarties, what we don't have is kinder surprise eggs.
Apple pie is from England in the 1300s though and dutch is hockey sort of (1500s painting looks an awful lot like hockey to me) and I never did the metal licking thing I'm not stupid. Fact check these first people
The chocolate ones or the powder ones?
Load More Replies...And yet America is better at hockey, baseball, basketball, and apple pies. Plus we love eating a nice fat goose when they fly south
We ain’t talking about the powder sugar ones
Load More Replies...You gave us Justin Bieber and the smoke from your wildfires. You can them and the other c**p.
I thought apple pie was British in origin? Also, don't you talk like that about Mr. Rogers.
Disagree, Arizona for my dad. As he says, "I'll never be old enough for Florida" lmao!
Load More Replies...Friendly Giant, Mr. Dress up, and Mr. Rogers - they should all still be mainstays of a child's morning- life was sweet and playtime meant outdoors rather than computers or smartphones
I haven't seen Canadian currency but Australian banknotes are really colourful, euros are coloured but more muted.
We have Smartees in the states if you're talking about the sweet and sour candy
Are you thinking about the right smarties?
Load More Replies...Ummm, Smarties are sold in the US. I remember them as a kid during Hallowe'en. Still see them every now and then. EDIT: oh and, Mr. Rogers can't be beat. Especially by someone named Mr. Dress Up.
Since when don't they sell smarties in the USA, they are one of my favorites and my bank gives them away in the candy dish on the counter along side dum-dum lollies.
Are you talking about the chocolate smarties or the other type?
Load More Replies...I never froze my tongue to something metal, but I did freeze it to a popsicle one summer.
KitKat bars!!!! The americans ones taste gross! The Canadian ones are far superior. I have no idea why.
A Canadian invented Superman? I call bul$=it! Invented by two kids from Cleveland!
One was born in Canada, but he came to the States, and they did their work in Cleveland
Load More Replies...Basketball is NOT Canadian it was invented in Massachusetts by a Canadian but he was living in the US. There is a reason that since the invention of basketball it has always been more popular in the US than Canada.
Correct. I applaud whatever was invented in Canada by Canadians, but quit trying to glom onto our stuff dammit 😏
Load More Replies...I'm pretty sure insulin existed long before it was "invented". It's a naturally produced hormone in the pancreas.
Discovered, invented, what does it matter? That single event saved so many lives the semantics isn't important
Load More Replies...We spell correctly, using the mother tongue, English. It's Americans that can't spell.
Load More Replies...Wrong Smarties. These are made by Nestlé, are candy coated chocolate sold in a cardboard tube, and are larger than a M&M.
Load More Replies...Different smarties… ours are more like large m&ms than the gross US thingys
Load More Replies...Go Canada! You’re Looking At The Longest Covered Bridge In The World!!
The Hartland-covered bridge in New Brunswick holds the record. Built in 1909 the covered bridge over upper ward creek in New Brunswick has been a charming part of the landscape for over a century.❤️🇨🇦❤️
Made Only In Canada
I crave these in the way that I used to crave cigarettes... I devour them when I find them and then feel horrible afterwards. But they are unnaturally delicious.
there definitely is, but most of it is uninhabitated
Load More Replies...Weird, we get Canada Geese in the UK but they mostly just stand in a field not bothering anyone. Clearly saving all the aggro for the motherland 😝
Invasive species that I think was deliberately 'imported'... it's still early. They will make a negative impact. They really are quite aggressive. Not 'evil' just very assertive. You have no predators for them in the UK, (unless there's a few wolves still roaming about.) It's more about taking food and nesting sites from other critters.
Load More Replies...Where is a picture of the huge moose, where Canada started an argument with Norway for the biggest statue of a moose in the world?
I don't know where a picture is but if you've ever been a child in your neighborhood got locked down because it was a full grown male moose wandering around well you know that's Canada
Load More Replies...Some of these are not exclusively Canadian, but the ones that are do my heart glad
Load More Replies...Only in Canada: the largest heist ever committed in Canada involved the theft of 3,300 tonnes, worth C$18.7 million (not adjusted for inflation).... of maple syrup. You can't make this $hit up. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Heist
Everything I know about Canada came from letter Kenny and red green. Thank you and keep your stick on the ice.
I am Canadian, and I live in Canada. A few weeks ago, I went to a poutine feast. Probably one of the most Canadian feasts you'll run into
I was just fishing up near Wawa for a week. Beautiful country, nice people it's like Michigan but with mountains:)
There's our most annoying stereotypes in one group.... I want this for usa or let's be really dangerous and do this about Russia? Where's the nature's beauty? Where's mocking our politics and Mounties where's the free healthcare reference where's the 80% is uninhabited and super beautiful where's the natives that don't get respect... There's so much forgotten. Hockey maple syrup plaid winter and "eh" is as bad as saying Rednecks guns "y'all" football gangs there's more to the USA too but that's the stereotypes.
there definitely is, but most of it is uninhabitated
Load More Replies...Weird, we get Canada Geese in the UK but they mostly just stand in a field not bothering anyone. Clearly saving all the aggro for the motherland 😝
Invasive species that I think was deliberately 'imported'... it's still early. They will make a negative impact. They really are quite aggressive. Not 'evil' just very assertive. You have no predators for them in the UK, (unless there's a few wolves still roaming about.) It's more about taking food and nesting sites from other critters.
Load More Replies...Where is a picture of the huge moose, where Canada started an argument with Norway for the biggest statue of a moose in the world?
I don't know where a picture is but if you've ever been a child in your neighborhood got locked down because it was a full grown male moose wandering around well you know that's Canada
Load More Replies...Some of these are not exclusively Canadian, but the ones that are do my heart glad
Load More Replies...Only in Canada: the largest heist ever committed in Canada involved the theft of 3,300 tonnes, worth C$18.7 million (not adjusted for inflation).... of maple syrup. You can't make this $hit up. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Heist
Everything I know about Canada came from letter Kenny and red green. Thank you and keep your stick on the ice.
I am Canadian, and I live in Canada. A few weeks ago, I went to a poutine feast. Probably one of the most Canadian feasts you'll run into
I was just fishing up near Wawa for a week. Beautiful country, nice people it's like Michigan but with mountains:)
There's our most annoying stereotypes in one group.... I want this for usa or let's be really dangerous and do this about Russia? Where's the nature's beauty? Where's mocking our politics and Mounties where's the free healthcare reference where's the 80% is uninhabited and super beautiful where's the natives that don't get respect... There's so much forgotten. Hockey maple syrup plaid winter and "eh" is as bad as saying Rednecks guns "y'all" football gangs there's more to the USA too but that's the stereotypes.