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Oh, Canada, the land that sounds almost made up. Famed for its politeness, endless maple syrup, and free healthcare, the country seems like a dream already. But when you add the more villainous side to the mix, like the geese that are always prepared for combat and the seemingly never-ending cold, it’s like you’re in a fairytale land. Add a bunch of wild animals and plaid and you've got yourself a weird Disney movie.

This inoffensive weirdness is reflected in the many Canadian memes floating around the internet. They’re always a little self-deprecating, a little modest, and never too in-your-face. The ones you’ll find in the list below were acquired at Only in Canada, a Facebook group with over 438,000 members. Scroll down to enjoy the selection.

One of the most beloved Canadian things all around the world is, of course, maple syrup. But while it has the love of most of the world’s sweet-toothed population, it needs more attention from scientists. That is because the liquid gold is a mystery to this day. The syrup is made by boiling maple sap, which seems straightforward enough. However, a lot of the chemical reactions caused by the heat are still unknown because sap is so complicated. That’s why replicating the flavor is so difficult.

Replicating the flavor might be necessary as reservoirs of this deliciousness is limited. Just in 2021, we all experienced a worldwide maple syrup shortage. To manage it, Canadians, more precisely, the Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers, tapped into their strategic reserve to fix the problem. They released an additional 50 million tons of the good stuff. It’s not the first time they had to do it, too. Three years before that, in 2018, they had to dip into their stockpile as well.

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DC
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When work had booked me a room on a farm in southern germany, everytime I went out to smoke and didn't just stand by the door, but wandered around a bit, the geese would come and try to scare me off. AHs!

Chandra Torres
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeahh..... geese are KNOWN to be bigger d*cks than cats!! (and that's not ducks!)

Ample Aardvark
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The canadian geese in my local park are super nice, they even take fowl pellets from my hands very gently!

R Dennis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Geese are cool... Canada geese are not. Only animal I truly despise.

PeepPeep the duck
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just assert dominance on them 😆 I teach others too, just grab the offending goose by the back of the neck and pin him (it’s usually a male, but works on girls too) down gently like a dominant waterfowl would do, and then I add in this part, pick them up like a puppy and kiss his cheek, put him back down. I haven’t met ONE goose this hasn’t worked on, they don’t try their s**t after that 😂 - the first time as a kid I had this shown and taught to me, I was so scared to try it, took me a year to build up the balls to try it

B Jones
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Geese are amazing, they can eat one pound of food and poop two pounds. Truly marvelous

Mmm K
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This made me laugh way harder than it should have. Geese are menaces to society 😂

honeyk
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahaha geese are mean f*****s. i had one on our land among all the other animals when i was little little... that a*s tried to kill me (4 yrs old) every day... my dad made me throw a rock at him. i was crying bc i didn't want to throw rock at goose... he made me (how hard can a 4 yr old throw a rock while crying? no much... however that mean a*s house didn't mess w me anymore.

D. Pitbull
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes... why... why even include the Geese.. they're.. well... yeah, there you go. They're terrifying.

SilentAngel_YT (StarLovely)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Raccoons are a pest possums love to bite squirells perfer to steal bird seed and run around barely ever climb on stuff owls are silly and not wise I've seen 100 in my time fly into house walls and office buildings geese aren't aggressive much unless it's mating season deer will bite you or attack you if go near any they also will destroy your gardens

Amy Hetzler
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is actually a post from the Nebraska Humane Society in Omaha so...

xolitaire
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Owls being wise is a common misconception. They are actually very, very dumb. In a cute way.

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The reason why shortages happen is because the harvest period highly depends on weather. It can only happen for a limited time during the year, when the temperatures are above freezing during the day, but still drop below 32°F at night. Back in 2021, the spring harvest period was too short to collect enough supply, which caused the unfortunate situation.

It’s important to note that, if done responsibly, sap harvesting does not affect the growth of the tree. After all, it takes about 42 gallons of sap to get 1 gallon of syrup. That is why there are strict rules in place to regulate it. One can only tap 1–1.5 quarts of sap per tree, or one tenth of a tree’s sugar. Maples have to be over 8 inches in diameter to be tapped and even the biggest ones can only be tapped up to three times a year. 

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The produced syrup is classified according to color and taste. The deeper the color, the later in the season it’s harvested, the stronger the flavor it has. And it can be used everywhere, not just on pancakes and waffles. That is why the myth that Canadians use it every day is not so far from the truth. People put it in their morning coffees, use it in salad vinaigrettes and marinades, and replace the sugar with it in baked goods.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers, I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars.

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When it comes to nutritional value, it’s important to remember that maple syrup is a sweetener that’s high in sugar, so it’s not going to be incredibly healthy. However, it does have some valuable nutrients in it such as calcium, potassium, iron, zinc, and manganese. One study also found that it has 24 different antioxidants, with darker ones having more than the lighter ones. So, replacing your average refined sugar with maple syrup does have some small benefits.

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Pure Canadian

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Maple syrup has also been a target of a heist. You see, it is not only a delightful indulgence, but also an expensive delicacy. And wherever there’s money involved, there will be somebody trying to play dirty. That’s what happened in 2012 when a group of people siphoned off 18 million dollars worth of syrup off of the aforementioned Quebec stockpile. 

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Darren Nivens Report

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Huddo's sister
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've told this story before, but anyway. When I was in Charlotte Town, PEI, it had snowed over night, so they had the plough out. They chose not to clear the main street first, because Tim Horton's was on another street, so that had to be done first.

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The criminals, led by Richard Vallières, did it gradually, over several months. At first, they were replacing the liquid in the barrels with water, but, later on, as they kept getting away with it, they would just leave them empty. The disappearance of the massive 3,000 tons was discovered accidentally, during the annual inventory. The inspector started climbing the barrels, expecting them to hold his weight. However, they did not and he almost fell to the ground. Once they realized that some of the syrup was gone, they called the police to identify the damage. That’s when they found out that 9,571 barrels out of 63,000 were gone.

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Remember Walking To School In The Winter When We Were Kids? Our Parents Never Drove Us - Ever

Remember Walking To School In The Winter When We Were Kids? Our Parents Never Drove Us - Ever

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Given what has been said on other posts in this thread, this job applicant is resourceful, intelligent, and dexterous.

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Vallières was caught after the police were tipped off, together with 15 others related to the crime. He was sentenced to eight years in prison, the harshest penalty in Canada for anyone involved in a heist. The man also needed to pay 7 million US dollars, or all the profit he was able to make, to his victims. Vallières says he did it to get back at the federation. Apparently, they had fined him 1.3 million US dollars back in 2007 for selling maple syrup illegally. Unfortunately for him, he got too greedy to get away with his revenge plan.

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When you think about it though, what a Canadian crime: a maple syrup heist. You can safely file it under the list of things Only in Canada. If you’re curious to see more of those, be sure to check out this and this post as well.

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Go Canada! You’re Looking At The Longest Covered Bridge In The World!!

Go Canada! You’re Looking At The Longest Covered Bridge In The World!!

The Hartland-covered bridge in New Brunswick holds the record. Built in 1909 the covered bridge over upper ward creek in New Brunswick has been a charming part of the landscape for over a century.❤️🇨🇦❤️

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Karl
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tbf this is a thing in any country where manual transmission in cars are in the majority. I did it myself 10 mins ago after dropping my missus off at work.

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Made Only In Canada

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Christos Arvanitis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I crave these in the way that I used to crave cigarettes... I devour them when I find them and then feel horrible afterwards. But they are unnaturally delicious.

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