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Helen Haley 3 years ago

Absolutely this.

52points

#3

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The Doctor 3 years ago

I dunno. It wasn't very nice last time.

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On March 11, 2020, the World Health Organization declared COVID-19 a global pandemic. Within a week, millions of people around the world stayed home in place for what we all initially thought would only take a couple of weeks.

Days went by, they turned into weeks, and then months. The world stood still in what became the biggest health crisis in recent history with the coronavirus becoming the main cause of death in the United States. Now, according to data from Johns Hopkins University, around 2,000 people die from the disease every day on average, which is already down from the high of more than 3,000 average daily death count in mid-January.

While many battled for the lives of their own and their loved ones, those who were lucky enough not to fall ill had to adapt to the pandemic world they never knew before. Remote work and education became a new norm, social isolation replaced face-to-face communication, and our leisure activities, like shopping and having a drink on a bar terrace on a sunny Sunday morning, turned into a distant memory.

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Margarita Syngrou 3 years ago

Couldn't be more accurate

42points

#5

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Caffeinated Hedgehog 3 years ago

WILSON!!!

49points

#6

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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

Alright boys! Get the tranq gun.

62points

With 20 million Americans who are now unemployed due to the coronavirus crisis, the pandemic now holds a firm grip on the worldwide economy as nobody is really sure yet when the mess is going to end. And although the vaccinations have made us all hopeful, they have been partly overshadowed by new mutations popping up out of nowhere from various places around the world.

Our mental health has suffered too. The report “Stress in America™ 2020: A National Mental Health Crisis” issued by the American Psychological Association shows that “Americans have been profoundly affected by the COVID-19 pandemic, and that the external factors Americans have listed in previous years as significant sources of stress remain present and problematic.”

Thus the APA has announced an alarm situation: “We are facing a national mental health crisis that could yield serious health and social consequences for years to come.”

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Ozacoter 3 years ago

And discovering how gross people are touching themselves and then others, sharing food and drinks, coughing, sneezing etc

14points

#8

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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

Tuxedo Sweatpants! (Patent pending.)

59points

#9

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LOttawa 3 years ago

I did that yesterday... Ordered a dress, then realized I still haven't worn the ones I bought for last summer. I cancelled my order.

45points

According to the report, the pandemic has disrupted work, education, health care, the economy, our relationships, and some groups were impacted more than others.

The APA stated that the country’s youngest individuals, Generation Z, are the most susceptible to the potential long-term damage caused by the persistent stress and trauma. “Our 2020 survey shows that Gen Z teens (ages 13-17) and Gen Z adults (ages 18-23) are facing unprecedented uncertainty, are experiencing elevated stress, and are already reporting symptoms of depression.”

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Ozacoter 3 years ago

And then you have the idiots asking in reddit where they can go on holidays this summer... eye roll.

42points

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Wendillon 3 years ago

To be fair we can still see the smile in your eyes, so that helps.

117points

#12

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Marcellus the Third 3 years ago

YOu know the classic Chinese curse, "May you live in interesting times"?...

12points

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Dynein 3 years ago

And more cases. And an infinite amount of cynicism regarding the prevalence of common sense and the advance planning capabilities of those in power...

33points

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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

Zoom. 😝

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Bow, I’m a Slytherin 3 years ago

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Vic 3 years ago

Ahhhhhhhhhhh.....

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Melanie King 3 years ago

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Kanishka Patel 3 years ago

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Slime11IsSus 3 years ago

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Xylle Flora 3 years ago

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I'manoob! 3 years ago

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TheRandomBorger 3 years ago (edited)

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Kira Johnson 3 years ago

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Adriana Coppage 3 years ago

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I'm a gay trans bitch 3 years ago

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Marlow Del Razo Lane 3 years ago

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Dark Pearl 3 years ago

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I'manoob! 3 years ago

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Slime11IsSus 3 years ago

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Bow, I’m a Slytherin 3 years ago

Cabbage?

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A Head 3 years ago

My wife and I have run our business from home for 7 years or so. Previously, a Zoom meeting meant that we'd basically be on a conference call and maybe share our screens. Suddenly it was a "Video call" with clients we had never seen before. WHY? We always just talked on the phone before! I've always been sitting here in a day-old t-shirt and some crappy shorts! Now you suddenly have to see me?! And don't even get me started on these hi-res cameras that pick up every flaw in your skin unless you have professional lighting and make-up. Let's just talk, like we used to do.

1point

Billie Templeton 3 years ago

...."for an unreasonable amount of time." Ha ha ha ha

1point

Rikke Visby Wickberg 3 years ago

Overzoomed. It's an actual word now...

0points

No you didn't 3 years ago

Define unreasonable in this context.

0points

CheshireMitsu 3 years ago

ZOOM

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the warner sister 3 years ago

I remember when the only time I was on Zoom was for mid-week religious school. *sighs* Memories

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marshmallo nat 3 years ago

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Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago (edited)

I am so glad we didn’t have to do Zoom therapy sessions for long. It was very difficult getting my son invested into what he was meant to be doing. He does so much better in the actual clinic.

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#15

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Wendillon 3 years ago

Technically you weren't wrong. You did work from home for those two and a half weeks.....and then a bit longer.

45points

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Samantha PandaNotBored 3 years ago

Have you ever eaten Sunday lunch in bed ..Me: Yes , with extra gravy

35points

#17

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Ty Stratton-Quirk 3 years ago

You got lucky; I'm still waiting for mine.

52points

#18

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Tiredpossum 3 years ago

Please don't let it be true!

37points

#19

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Samantha PandaNotBored 3 years ago

Goes back to sleep

43points

#20

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Everydayhuman83 3 years ago

Can Relate to this

29points

#21

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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

Ditto.

34points

#22

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169points

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Samantha PandaNotBored 3 years ago

I e also given up drinking, which I’m so proud of . I used to drink like a fish. Now, I just don’t see the point in it anymore. The smell of wine makes me want to vomit . I’m so proud of me. . My parents are alcoholics.... I will never be that person now .

150points

#23

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Ozacoter 3 years ago

My partners boses are still like that :( Even if you test positive if you are two days without symptoms they make you go. And tmdont send the other workers for testing until they show symptoms either. Obviously they had a lot of cases.

26points

#24

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167points

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Bill 3 years ago

Groundhog day would fit here

45points

#25

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166points

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Kathleen Wills 3 years ago

First! Mask, eyeglasses, hearing aides.

28points

#26

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162points

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Adriana Coppage 3 years ago

this is how I am already once I have the courage to talk lmao

1point

#27

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Bow, I’m a Slytherin 3 years ago

I just about made it... the only thing keeping me sane was 2 rats. Well, I say that like it’s over. It definitely isn’t...

21points

#28

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DogMom 3 years ago

This! I’m sure part of it also has to do with hating work right now

20points

#29

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Everydayhuman83 3 years ago

This is fine

29points

#30

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149points

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Helen Haley 3 years ago

Comfy wear is the only thing I'll miss about the pandemic.

39points

#31

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N G 3 years ago

a pack of 5 disposable face masks, should do it

59points

#32

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Ozacoter 3 years ago

I hate how so much people doesnt care anymore :( As a person that probably would have a terrible covid it really angers me.

76points

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Daria Z 3 years ago

Yeahh 😑

21points

#34

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Ozacoter 3 years ago

Our 20s already extended to 32 due to lack of employment and housing :(

44points

#35

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Everydayhuman83 3 years ago

:(

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#36

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120points

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Iso 3 years ago

oops

12points

#37

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113points

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Ozacoter 3 years ago

My partner bought like 10k of flour and rice just in case xD

27points

#38

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113points

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Everydayhuman83 3 years ago

Thanks for the Laugh

23points

#39

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Paul Budhram 3 years ago

Very accurate

16points

#40

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Mr. Derpy Dino 3 years ago

is that Slim Shady?

3points

#41

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El Dee 3 years ago

He looks like Boris Johnson and would probably run the country better..

15points

#42

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Everydayhuman83 3 years ago

are we there yet

17points

#43

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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

2020 is a lying bitch!

9points

#44

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Ria C. 3 years ago (edited)

Yup, the last 3 years March has been B*TCH for me and mine.

7points

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Paul Budhram 3 years ago

Ummmmm it was 85 acutally

12points

#46

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82points

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ComfyPanda 3 years ago

Not wrong!!!

11points

#47

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Daniel Mattock 3 years ago

Oh thank god, our problems are solved, we have banana bread.

25points

#48

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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

Shut up liver, you're fine.

27points

#49

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Mintchinchilla 3 years ago (edited)

me still saying its 2020:

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#50

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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

Am currently working my way through the seven stages of grief. It's taking awhile, because I keep circling back to anger.

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#51

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Mintchinchilla 3 years ago

bad birthday to youuuuuuuu BAD BIRTHDAYyyyyYY TO YOuuUUU

2points

#52

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26points

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cybermerlin2000 3 years ago

I feel this more than ever as the whole thing started on my birthday. I'm 50 this month and I think I'm just going to sleep through it

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#53

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Paul Budhram 3 years ago

umm for number one I was sick and number two I actually enjoyed somehow

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#54

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Brendan 3 years ago

I may be a bit dense, but I don't get it.

10points

#55

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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

I now pronounce you man and wife. You may shake the bride's hand.

11points

#56

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Helen Haley 3 years ago

Maybe if we'd actually done a real lock down, that would be true.

7points

#57

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Paul Budhram 3 years ago

oh god

2points

#58

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#59

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Botox 3 years ago

You should collect corks! Handy stock for DIY hobbies during next lockdown...

5points

#60

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Mr. Derpy Dino 3 years ago

Ah shoot, i played that game during lockdown.

2points