Can't say that I blame her! At least she won't have to go into crazy medical debt to live.

New movie coming to a barn near you .... THE EGG-CERCIST lol 😆 🐔

i giggle at work, bad bad Moses :D :D :D

Aww ...

Heck yeah. Ham, pineapple, and jalapenos.deeee-lish

where i sign ?

No he hasn't

God forbid you try to help of course!

In Wisconsin, even the mice bet on the Packers.

Its not going to happen!

Hey... wanna go to the VampBar ? They have Blood Lite on special.

Well that didn't work out

I, for one, welcome our robot overlords.

Oh...a book on multiple personalities...

Fun fact: The Insane Clown Posse were originally a wrestling duo.

Audience is cracking up

is not the size that matters

Sorry, I'm picky about detail. There were many more than twelve followers, 'the' twelve were the apostles, the closest to Jesus.

Emo egg?

Nahh, Batman’s just ignoring him at this point.

Monkey see, but not do.

NOOOOO, I NEED MY EVERYTHING BAGELS

...He only wants to fork?

Midlifecrisis guitars are PRS Dragons and Gibson Crimson Label...

Mingle, mangle - what's the big deal about trying something slightly different?

Eggs-rated!

They always blame the DJ....

"As you may remember, when the lungs are punctured, the body will not float. Keep this in mind as we discover the dark past of one of americas most influental killers."

Hahaha AI B. Bach

No blue pill needed...he was rock hard....