Are you ready to fuel your one-panel comic addiction one step further? If yes, today we'd like to introduce you to Ellis Rosen, who is a comic book artist as well as a digital artist.

If you are wondering what his trademark is (as if you didn't click on this just by reading the title itself), well, he is an expert in making people laugh with just a single panel of his comics! The illustrator became popular thanks to this, gathering more than 154k fans on his Instagram.

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TotallyNOTaFox
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, wanna get under the blanket or don't you feel cold?

Mine Truly
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How has no one ever done this joke before?? Instant classic!

Little Williams
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One mans monster is another mans sleep paralysis demon.

Mary G
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Howey Mandell is under yours!

Oasis_the_mudwing
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"So you're safe. Your brother on the other hand..."

Sina Tallio
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😐...Okay, this artist seriously just started doing it so he could put his infantile c**k-&-ballsack/phallus-&-testes signature autograph all over every one of them 🙄 please, whatever 🤔

Coy DeLaCruz
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Bored Panda reached out to Ellis Rosen, the artist behind these hilarious comics. First, we asked the artist about how he got started with the comics.

"I have always drawn, but I started cartooning in 2016, after a friend of mine suggested I try it. The New Yorker had ‘look days’ where you could come in and show your batch of cartoons to the editor. I loved those, days because you got great feedback and you got to hang out with the other cartoonists while you waited. I was hooked pretty quickly."

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    Mary G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And so we have those cave paintings in France...

    THEBOI4000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe that's how the cavemen looked and they were drawing themselves

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well Larry, this is a very Sticky situation".

    Coy DeLaCruz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    John Carithers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, the cave drawings explained.

    Astor.exe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT DU HELLLL OMG AINT NO WAYYYYY (the meme)

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    BoredPanther
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the entire thing in a distinguished british accent 😂

    Why?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nature versus nurture.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry kid, we all know how this one’s gonna end…

    Worst Cop in Britain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's even lines on the dog's back for his fur standing up!

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha! They’ve managed to outwit their canine pals, have they?

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the hair raised on the back and everything!

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    We were wondering how the artist came up with the idea of one panel-comics as well as what inspired him to make them.

    "I think if a cartoon makes me laugh, it will find an audience to one degree or another. One aspect I love about cartooning is that it makes you start to notice little things in life that many humans can relate to. It’s funny to realize that little occurrences in your life are shared by so many other people. It’s great to see how we are connected."

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky guy, he only has FOUR Horsemen. I have twelve.

    Scp_049
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one, but it's actually 10 in a trenchcoat. It's called ADHD.

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored Panda should have gotten a special shout out …

    Monosyllabic girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minor chores is definitely not one of mine. Cat on lap perhaps

    OwenHasADHD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your cat sits on your lap? Mine watches me from afar like a prison warden.

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    Nartilaus
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nine rings were given to the race of men who above all else desire procrastination

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least my closet is finally organized! Now time to start on the paper that's due tomorrow.

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minor chores? I procrastinate even on those

    Patrick John Haskins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I procrastinate on minor chores, too. Instead of that, the fourth horseman should be Anxiety.

    Sean Simpson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not pictured: alternate horseman, Masturbation.

    Roy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5. Read single panel comics

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    Abigail Strong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES AND I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKED THIS KIND OF NAME HUMOR

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    Ted Morris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, Jim. After 9 days, he'll let you run free.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit Jim, I'm a songwriter, not a cowboy.

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “And boy, has that screwed with my credit score “

    Worst Cop in Britain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No its not. I speak horse. His name is Susan, and he wants you to respect his life choices."

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could upvote this more, this song drove me nuts when it was popular.

    Playerwon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody said the horse was nameless, he could have had no name but travelled through the desert on a horse.

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    Besides his comics, Ellis has quite a few other things he works on when he's not working on his cartoons.

    "Cartoons are my primary focus, but I do some illustrating and writing as well. I’m trying to write more. I love it."

    With that being said, we were curious to find out a little bit more about the artist's schedule and how often he releases new comics.

    "I make cartoons every week. I try to keep an alarm in my head, one that’s constantly asking 'Is this a cartoon?' as I go about my life. It reminds me to look out for the common occurrences that become great cartoon fodder. I write them down in my notes app, and later I’ll go through them, and start to sketch out ideas. If I’m lucky, a joke will fall into place."

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “This bookstore uses cookies to provide you with more relevant content “

    MONNIE ROBINSON
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stand with Claire looking at new releases even when I have a lot of half read books.

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say I feel attacked, but I know I'm not the only one here.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They missed one: Books you have bought but haven't had the time to read yet! 📚

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    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now want a nesting horse with increasingly tinier horses inside, great.

    Kate Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I didn't until just now, thanks a *lot* FiLa! 😖😡 😊😄

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    Alexander Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess they are both pregnant.

    Kim Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't anybody on this thread know what the Trojan horse is?

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they're still meant to be together.

    Ruby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congrats on top user btw 👏👏

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are both made of wood

    Mitsuri Kanroji
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're both pregnant, that's a trojan horse which the Trojans hid inside for an ambush, and a Russian nesting dolls with a bunch of smaller dolls inside one another

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    In case you didn't know, some of Rosen's comics also get published in the New Yorker magazine, having said that, the artist still has some other things he'd like to achieve.

    "I would like to write more. I want to write more humor, and also horror, or a combination."

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    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “If only Id taken that job in Salt Lake City”

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were trampled to death over the course of six months.

    careless camel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just gave me flashbacks to this really old and obscure animated video on YouTube about these large snails and bunnies destroying a city and wreaking havoc after eating giant vegetables. I have the urge to rewatch it now!

    Zoelynn Marville
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No slow-mo run for your lives

    Okasan Willis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the Fire snails from wow

    Wolfy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone have a barrel of garlic butter ?

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    Anthony Villoria
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell have I just seen?! Mom pick me up im scared

    C Lawson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that all their expressions look like varying degrees of annoyance and contempt.

    Zoelynn Marville
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably deserve it tho if the rabbits are that made

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    Lastly, we asked Ellis if there was something he'd love to share with all of you Pandas, and here's some advice for you all!

    "Here’s some random advice from the top of my head: Become involved in your community, if it’s cartooning, or illustration, or comics or whatever. Find others and get to know them online and in real life if you can. Find a good voice that feels authentic and not too cloying and put your work out there. Self-curate. You don’t have to put every sketch up on social media. Get used to rejection, don’t let it make you bitter, or at least for too long. You can be bitter for an hour or two but figure out how to get over it. Take breaks. Hope this helps!"

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    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter is almost 10 now, and I often reminisce about her toddler days; guess I should remind myself of things like this. At least she bypassed the phase of smearing faeces all over the walls, so that's a win.

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    Zoelynn Marville
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toddlers are actually are little scary if you think about it because they have the ability to get whatever they want when they want with their little mind games. They might actually start the next revolution

    Jan Dunn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Approach and retreat doesn't work with toddlers

    Chosen1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The young and the shirtless

    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dressing them, then dressing their sister, the trying to use a calm voice as you ask them how in three minutes they manage to be outside in their underwear splashing in a mud puddle and BTW are those your new shoes and where are the clothes you had on.

    Jan Dunn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll have to get a rope on him first.

    Kathy Loman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣 it's keeping it on that's the problem.

    Melissa Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always said changing and dressing a toddler should be an Olympic sport.

    Kai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol that was a good one

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    Zoelynn Marville
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything that be going on in a dog's head

    RavenTheCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well seeing that I walked into the wrong classroom

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    Okasan Willis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter taught me how to do college stats when she was in 9th grade

    Dizavid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby: B***h, I'll show YOU some solids!

    Timmy Pillinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad, I 65: can you help me with some white hat hacking?

    Robert Rosenthal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, as someone that's fine a lot of professional tech support, your be amazed how many people actually think children understand computers. Computer literacy is a skill people! You HAVE to learn it!

    Srga91
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely. Also, kids these days don't know much about computers, unlike those who grew up in the 90s and early 00s. Our generation went through almost every OS of the last 30 years. I'd like to see today's kids handle DOS 😅

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    Death
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They grow up so fast 01000001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110011 01110100 01110101 01110000 01101001 01100100

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    OwenHasADHD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No disabling them now, he already ate them

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! More fool you, cookies. Nothing you recommend is ever stuff I'd like. I'm algorithm proof.

    the Return of Bruno
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, Claire's Mom is definitely going to introduce them.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, toss your cookies, Steve.

    Silke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This definitely needs to be upvoted

    Worst Cop in Britain
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how the furniture sign has 3 different fonts

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, I can't shop anywhere now! It's all Steve's preference...! XP

    Sean Simpson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The natural progression of targeted advertising.

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    BobRobert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Could you grab me a beer out of the fridge? Thaaaaanks.

    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty bad when the spirits don't even want your lazy a*s there!

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spirit just wants to hang around naked in his own house again...

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    Jan Dunn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But nobody bothers me here...

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “This *is* part of it, yeah? I can sleep here, then, see?”

    Zoelynn Marville
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he's getting that fortune (maybe) also who's ghost is that

    Kate Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, I've only ever seen that movie once, in a theater with my Dad. There were only like maybe six other people in the theater, so it was very quiet, and my Dad had them all laughing with his remarks about the movie. (Think MST3K.) (He's always been really funny and really smart, and I'm 100% positive that's why I use that same defense mechanism.) I've only ever seen it that one time, and I hope I never forget it. Your comment reminded me of that beautiful memory; thank you so much! 😊💗

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    Melissa Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd look around at the house and say, "I thought this was it."

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm a ghost, not a maid! Clean up after yourself, you slob."

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    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I bring you these 15 commandm... *crash* ...these 10 commandments"

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thou shalt not charge unnecessary subscription fees or play redundant ads.

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Downloading from the cloud to the tablet...

    Bubbles and sparks
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Phil Collins song "Jesus he knows me", the best way ever to describe all those "profitable for the leader but the flock gets nothing" churches, it's one of my absolute favorite songs 😁

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    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Or you can sign in with your G00gle...

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Try and help everybody that needs help. 2. That's it, you don't need any others.

    Kathy Loman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me ask you about your cars extended warranty. 🤣

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    smolspeedycats
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Or, better yet, don't play with any."

    BobRobert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to be there around this guy so we could work at not making eye contact.

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, and I've found one of my best friends because my twins kept hugging her when she brought her son to daycare (they're in the same group). Now I'm only hoping they'll catch on to stranger danger soon...

    Daniel-Teodor Circa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The world would be a better place if we would never catch on to stranger danger. And if we would try to fix people while they are still young so they would try to ask for help and help each other without fear.

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    Garth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Said the Karen to their child)

    Coy DeLaCruz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Carlondra Haywood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah stay away from my child kid or your dad's ears will regret it

    Melissa Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little known fact, you don't actually HAVE to talk to them. You can be polite AND reserved.

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    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah my dad has a bunch of old power cord in the basement, he doesn’t even throw out old Christmas lights that went dead…

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    VonBlade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh you need an IDE cable, a new parallel port connector and a memory card for an original PS1? Boy have you come to the right house.

    Channo Sagara
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday wifi on our smart tv suddenly fails, right on movie night. Guess who keeps a handy dandy Ethernet cable in the drawer?? YES, IT'S ME, DAD!!!

    Missi Boness
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a mom and I'm Guilty... They just seem somehow too valuable to throw out. 😂

    Winter Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then he finally throws them out....and finds out a few days later a cord we needed was in there.

    Zoelynn Marville
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every dad's dream. To say you never should've doubted me

    Coy DeLaCruz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    GadgetGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part two is all about how we really need all those old product boxes he saved.

    Xiaolinstyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also In my closet is the Xbox 360 HDD data transfer cable, a 40MB HDD full of PS2 games, an Assassin's Creed Brother Hood collectors Ed(no game), a boat load of cables (all kinds), a dozen power adapters to electronics time forgot, and boxes to every device I've bought in the last 3 years. I'm not a hoarder, you're a hoarder!

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    JUINNO TAN Moe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's the real reason why dinosaurs went extinct, the asteroid murdered them.

    Anthony Villoria
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘷𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯...

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    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When old potatoes go bad

    Xottel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a good depiction of horror movies that are "based on real events".

    Junior Farrell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run Mitch run! He gonna killllllll you!

    Xiaolinstyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok these guys definitely needed to go extinct, I mean who sits that close to a move screen?!

    Teresa Yeates
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Axes do not kill people, murderous asteroids do.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just, please, DON'T run up the stairs or trip on that rock. 🤣

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    smolspeedycats
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice the frequently occuring bumps and bits of blood from previous museum guests.

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Does anyone have any questions?…Well, you’re definitely paying attention to the paintings!…”

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Put the picture of the bug zapper right next to this one, George".

    Coy DeLaCruz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Michele Dickson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not go into the light Carol Ann.

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    Rosemary Janiak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that folks is why unicorns don't exist

    Mr Mox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two things I don’t understand. Why explain the joke? Why upvote the explanation of the joke? I must be missing something. I see this repeatedly on BP. Is it because many struggle to understand humor and jokes?

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    [untitled human]
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part of “The Unicorn” by Shel Silverstein “Hey Lord, I got your two alligators and your couple of geese, Your humpy bumpy camels and your two chimpanzees Got your catsandratsand elephants, but Lord, I’m so forlorn, Cause I just don’t see no Unicorn.” Ol’ Noah looked out through the drivin’ rain, But the Unicorns were hidin’, playin’ silly games. The mouse started squeakin’ and the lion started roarin’, and Everyone’s aboard but the Unicorn. Noah cried, “close the door ‘cause the rain is pourin’ And we just can’t wait for them Unicorn.” Then the ark started movin’ and it drifted with the tide, And the Unicorns looked up from the rock and cried. And the water come up and sort of floated them away… That’s why you’ve never seen a Unicorn to this day.

    Jeremy Crocker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm just going to pick up some Dramamine, it'll only take a minute."

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to Google 'Dramamine', but I can now laugh at this comment :D (I think 'Dramamine' is a brilliant name for a medication. So much scope for jokes, but brain is cheese rn.)

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a better option than going on the one ark that has both predators and prey together, and one that in forty nights time will be absolutely overrun with bunnies.

    Anthony winn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think for sure they used to exist. I mean we have narwhals. That thing that looks like a manatee with an 8 foot horn.

    BeepBeepBoopBoop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay I'm being literal but unicorns started as a myth in Asia

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    rspanther
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a dialogue with my printer, it's usually at a high volume and a large percentage of swear words.

    Kate Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, you must have the same kind of printer my husband has!

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    JoJoB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the printer clearly has the upper hand.

    Missi Boness
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why yellow, why is it always you?!!! I don't even need you in this picture and you're holding the whole production up!

    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Printer named Bob Marley. Cause it be jammin

    Lorinda Woerner
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ink cartridges are too low for conversation

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta".

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    harpling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But now the delivery mouse will be able to find it again much faster! Time to order more pizza to test how quickly delivery mouse learns.

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    Channo Sagara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, mine only have two buttons: freezing cold and hot lava.

    Kai Shika
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just press both at the same time, youll either get an even temperature, freezing lava, or hot ice

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    Irllyneedsleep
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    3 years ago

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    Wolfy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *licking myself clean like a cat*

    Coy DeLaCruz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Carlondra Haywood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will literally have a anxiety attack in that shower and my friend will find me sitting on the floor in the bathroom rocking back and forth whispering "moma please come get me I dont wanna spend the night" over and over and over lol

    GadgetGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine only has a dial. It goes from almost tepid to lava.

    Srga91
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are old showers that have seperate regulators for hot and cold water. So you are always trying to balance the two sides, but you very rarely get a satisfactory result and end up wasting a lot of water.

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some day this will be my first ever win

    CORGI QUEEN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, your first ever win was being the one panda/roach i've seen the most

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    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do WE get an award for being TOLD the same joke?

    Zoelynn Marville
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad's dad jokes might just pay off if this was a real thing

    rspanther
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's in just one year, please stop.

    Brian Barnett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kinda Bees make milk? BOO BEES!!! Now it’s 1001!!

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kevin Spacey liked this joke... because it is only 13 years old

    Coy DeLaCruz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    David McLean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 I should do this for my little sister

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    TailsFangirl03
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every night I have to put myself in a sleeping bag, weighted blanket, and then a few more blankets. And let's not even get started on pillows...

    TheElderNom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with all the unused blankets? I have four and I regularly use them all at the same time. I really want a second wool blanket though, this one just isn't as warm anymore.

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    rspanther
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they have to be running to get a shirt? Because some of the people who really should be wearing a shirt don't run.

    Basic White B1tch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mmm why would you make them put on a shirt? free show i say lol. edit: unless you're ace then i apologize

    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any day in the UK above 20°C and this charity is going to need a lot of T-shirts

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh out loud. The local high school needs a Walk with Shirts charity. Teen boys strut around shirtless on their way home after school.

    Jimmy Cash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lotta body shaming comments here.

    Ivy Collins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should run with a shirt because it soaks up all of the sweat

    Coy DeLaCruz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Worst Cop in Britain
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're helping decrease your risk of skin cancer 😊

    Duncan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not run without a shirt? I was born without a shirt. If you do not want to see it look the other way.

    Winter Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, that isn't fair, is it? Of course not. But that's how many of us women are made to feel. I think that might have been part of the message.

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    Jessica S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just tape the little guy to your chest and bam!

    smolspeedycats
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and what would happen to the dinosaur left over?

    Michele Dickson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should beware the ax murdering asteroid

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But. How does Short Arms hang on to Long Arms to get that successful predation accomplished?

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    Max may meallo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For then it will commune with you, and you with it! (Side effects may include: major emo, bird head, choker bandages and guitar skills)

    Dana Tobin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we both stared into the abyss. but when it looked back, you blinked

    Worst Cop in Britain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this better or worse than a crack in your wall?

    Death
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how it's actually looking back

    Brian Barnett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you walk around to the other side of the wall…there’s a Sasquatch w/his butt pressed thru a hole in the wall. Yes….that’s his b******e.

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's where we send our tax money

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes, dear. Only watch it for a few minutes. You'll need to save it for when you're 45 and your life has turned to c**p."

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    pink_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick, cross the street and pretend you didn't see him!

    Wolfy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is right.... You humans all have a smell of evil....

    Chintan Shah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else think about fire force? (anime)

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks nice. And he is being helpful!

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh.. hey.. Jack.... Just get back from Burning Man ?

    GadgetGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just wants to talk to you about your car insurance.

    Mary G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just going to talk about the evils of using lighter fluid on hot BBQ coals...

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    Frogspawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's a... whine-ry! Haha get it?... No. OK, I'll show myself out then.

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    Dani Fogel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was a rendition of "the 3 mouseketeers" XD

    Ivy Collins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From that original Disney film

    Ivy Collins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like the three blind mice

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well what do you want? I don't mind. Neither do I. Okay how about x? Nope. Okay y? Nope. Z? Didn't we have Z the other day? Okay then you choose! Well I don't mind! NEITHER DO I! Well this is just like that June the 4th day back in 2006 when I asked you which hat you preferred...

    Wolfy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok... I want food ! ... Like...NOW OR ILL EAT YOU !

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    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually I'll just ask the lady "Hey! Guess where I'm taking you for dinner tonight?" And the first answer she gives, is where I take her! (If she says I don't know then she gets peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!)

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you can sure as h*** bet that they know what they DON’T want, which is any suggestion that you can come up with…

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I have a reply to this. "Let's play a game honey - guess what I have in mind". Then you pick from the options. Eeeeeaaaaasy.

    The Captain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. The correct answer is "I don't know, just pick something. No, I don't want that."

    Mary G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just make something and if you get unreasonable comments or complaints just hand 'em the cooking utensils and offer them free reign in the kitchen to have at it!

    Lorinda Woerner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I dont care" then a suggestion is made and its"no i dont want that"

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And coming up our bonus question... Do These Pants Make Me Look Fat ?... Afterwards tune in to the great shows of Divorce Court and Murder, She Wrote...

    Richard Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Thai?" "We had Chinese last night." "...That was Japanese."

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    perfect pikachu
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Claire, did you turn into a fish?…

    Aubree
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No lie I cried yesterday when a character died

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Yes, well, reading this book might kill you….Jerry? Jerry?”

    Dena Goodwin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me…that’s me…here’s my money, give me more books…

    sora's lover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing I'm not him or I'd have been in the boat 2 weeks ago

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes. I am a bibliophile and my public librarians always pull me in. Yep!

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    JUINNO TAN Moe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup, that's my mom (I'm the one who carries the items)

    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me all over. Trying to get from one end of the store to the other dropping s**t everywhere praying someone left an abandoned cart nearby, but NOOOO!

    hhh cubed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screw the basket. I get a cart even for one item because I am old enough and wise enough to know there will be more and I am not carrying anything!

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oranges and avocados hitting the floor, pinky finger holding a quart of liquid, boxes pressing against my chin, people casting pitying glances at the poor idiot.

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    Jeremy Crocker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This used to be me until I gave in and started using a basket. Then Walmart got rid of the baskets so I'm back to this.

    Chikin Nippls710
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make a point to just grab a box off of the shelf. Studies have shown using a basket actually makes you buy MORE because of the size and empty space of them.

    OwenHasADHD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you never really come for one item

    Sweet Taurus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me! I tell myself it saves me from over shopping but all that happens is my hands are cramped up by the time I make it to checkout.

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    𝖊𝖆
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here to your left we can see a trash panda, a beloved cousin of the bored panda.

    Chosen1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this employer is honest upfront.

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... speaking as a retired RN, true this. But my soul/heart was very well paid...

    Ivy Collins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop it with the bad jokes, they are soooooo dumb

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, good for Hyde! It’s hard to complete a proper university education when you can only get credit for the classes you attended while transformed!

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    the Return of Bruno
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And we're going to take down his 60 years of lived experience with something we read a politician said on the internet!"

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, they've been defeated, but he still demands a recount

    BoredFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god! The wasp transformed into a human!

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Jeff Dunham's Walter ?.... "Dumbass"

    Mary G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of my fellow residents

    Richard Low
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's gauna be me soon 👍 my belief system is unwaivering

    Ogidi Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cough* somebody is about to be down voted..*cough*

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    3 years ago

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Yeah, can you pick up some of that random hardware that you don’t know what it goes to, but you’re afraid to find out as soon as you throw it away?”

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Oh and a tiny keychain flashlight, and some earbuds that don’t actually plug into anything. Thanks!”

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternatively, the 'bowl of shame' on a kitchen counter

    Ann Dennis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kitchen counter isn't big enough to hold the size of bowl I need.

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    Jan Dunn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a red cap that I knew was important and went to something but I didn't know what. Two years later I figured it out and I hadn't thrown it away. VALIDATION!!!

    Lane C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why was it important, WHAT DID IT GO TO!? This is as bad as every Netflix show that got canceled after the second season.

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    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a key that we don't know what it's for? .... it could be important

    T L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Another radiator key, pack of cable ties, wood glue, random fuses, and a wind up torch, please. Ta very much love!"

    Angersly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A tangle of cords, three batteries one of which is dead, a mix of dry and good pens, a broken highlighter, and a bottle of white that is dried shut and can't be opened. Oh and the mystery key. You know the key that you're not entirely sure what it goes too, it just doesn't go to our house or car."

    Ivy Collins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, we need some more bottles of crusty, dried-out glitter glue

    Coy DeLaCruz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    GadgetGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need more of those cables that don't fit anything anymore

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s only TWO wolves on that shirt! It’s a bootleg ripoff of Three Wolf Moon!

    Vital Ricecakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Literally a sheep in wolves' clothing

    Ari
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Inside you there are two wolves.. "

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    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat said meow. Repeatedly, if mine is any indication.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He said he's coming for your keyboard

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait ..the goldfish is winghing on about the food choices over your right shoulder there. Cat could settle that.

    RavenTheCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat said help my head's stuck in the fishbowl again

    Pensive_Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat said nothing. They plot/act in stealth mode.

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pffft. What do you think the devil will be serving?(hint: it’s in the fridge)

    Charlie Jacobs
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the leftover humans in my fridge alongside with blood for wine

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    Ivy Collins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tuna casserole, that's miraculously already spoiled!

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Tha winnaaah, and still-reigning champeeen, THA WAAAASP!”

    BeepBeepBoopBoop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel called out with my fear of wasps. I'm okay ish with bees but like- they're not WASPS! I think my mom told me many of her bad childhood experiences and now I'm too scared to do stuff. Like she almost *fell out of a rollercoaster* and asks me why I'm scared of them..

    OwenHasADHD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know wasps can remember faces? Fun fact, am I right?

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    D I6
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Float like a butterfly, sting like a... Hey, waitaminit!

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    OwenHasADHD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not like the bowling ball can stop itself from hurtling down a greased floor

    idk_anymore_dude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me wondering this about every single villain and hero in movies/tv shows...

    Palo Sulek
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where did you get the stereotype that a common talk show must have a scene with an armchair for a guest and a man sitting behind a comfy desk with a mug and the background is a skycrapers landscape in the night, oh, please, c´mon

    Mary G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all about knowing how to take a fall...

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bowling alley is closed because... They all went on strike!

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    Waddling Land Fish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please! No! Anything but that! *Breaks down sobbing* I’ll tell you anything! Please, don’t make me be social!!

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad’s threat for making me behave on thanksgiving was “I will rain down Hellfire and SOCIAL INTERACTION on you if you’re not good!!” You better believe I was a saint for the day.

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    Pilu Hermosilla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way I understand it is that, at work, people tend to gather around the water fountain to get a break. Small talk comes inherently with it. I might be getting it wrong, but it still makes me laugh...

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    GadgetGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, not that! I'll tell you! Claire's sisters boyfriends cousin said he heard it from a guy, so you know it's true....

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I *know* I've seen that bear in an old picture book but damned if I remember which one. That's really going to bug me now.

    Mushypea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s from a book for kids called Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?

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    Amberlie Mikelsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same author as The Very Hungry Caterpillar

    sora's lover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That book is banned because they confused 2 authors

    EvilNob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it something from the US? I never heard of it.

    Hannah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bear looks like it needs a chiropractor. Lol

    Ivy Collins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's from an old book/nursery rhyme, called brown bear brown bear, what do you see

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    Janet McG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Not so great. I seem to have hit a wall."

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Your Majesty, I think it will be a few years yet, but we’re getting close. Henry will be our volunteer for this evening’s demonstration!”

    Angersly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't seem to get enough volunteers to become astronauts.

    ThatSunniChick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was going really well for about 3.5 seconds...

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Knights who say.... Neeeeeeeeeed

    Playerwon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Progress is up but recruitment is down...

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Space, sire? We have to get these guys over the wall, first, your grace."

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    BeepBeepBoopBoop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and I'm over here still trying to figure out how to tell people that I don't wanna make plans bc I'm tired

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey friends, I don't wanna make plans because I'm tired. Ok, bye"

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    karen snyder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget plans, I need a thug who can get me out of MEMBERSHIPS.

    Brian Barnett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m always about making some plans when I’m drinking….the next morning I’m like “STOP TEXTING PPL WHEN YOUR DRINKING!!!” Then I go cancel them because I avoid society at all cost!!

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, gotta read that fine print before agreeing to those Terms and Conditions

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    Ivan Petrov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? I think it's much more work - coating, scraping. And don't even start me on replacing damaged planks.

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    The Other Other White Meat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luxury Vinyl Planking with gray hues most likely. There will be a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign there somewhere.

    Jesus Christ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that's practical dad...

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way things are going now its probably for the best

    Monosyllabic girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must live in the part where they switched to veneer

    David Warnke
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And lawn. Clearcut all the forests and meadows for manicured monoculture grass.....

    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "maybe the cracks in the floor of heaven are the stars in the sky" Oh Honey

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    Angi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortunately Jesus saves...

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't remember....They were still dinosaurs, right?

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That last update.. Socialism... Almost crashed the system

    Playerwon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you really wanna revert this project? Time to start anew...

    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A reboot would probably do the world well right now.

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pff. I START at 6 stops. Full escalation in 0 seconds. XD

    smolspeedycats
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7 stops: Break down crying and screaming incoherently for a time machine. 8 stops: Block everybody in the group and erase yourself from history. 9 stops: Jump.

    OwenHasADHD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would make a joke here. But I don't know enough about parties

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop 1, have no friends so you never get invited anywhere and never leave the house. *maniacal laugh* *maniacal laugh*

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I start at stop 6... you should see stop 10

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me whenever i talk to ANYONE

    Baleygr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. And it doesn't stop at 6 stops either.

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    Richard Mitsch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt that this entire collection was much better than average!

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    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually think this could be an amazing real painting!

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't an Ellis tagged one. Are we fine to be sharing this without credit?

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me trying to get people to watch The Wire.

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    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly I’m being thick today - I don’t get it.

    Amberlie Mikelsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Support animals are the only ones allowed in the passenger cabin on most commercial airlines

    Bibmibap
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can pay to bring a regular dog too. They just have to be small enough to fit in a bag.

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    Wes Nishi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    56709 and if someone gets this reference, I will be overjoyed!

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a cyclops wolf 😄

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    ZeroCapacity
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Otherwise known by it's common name ...... Apple

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Round here it's like Status Quo's Burning Brideges... on and off and on again.

    Jan Dunn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give him 3 days and they'll turn back to the parka

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    Mentally Unhinged
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am weraing my cool glasses come to Pedro's glasses emporium to get cooler glasses

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The coolest owl in the hoot needs the coolest classes of course

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    Ann Dennis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why doesn't she count sheep like the rest of us do?

    Angi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because like me she can't see anything in her mind.

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    Beeps
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, no, I need them for when the aliens come. Haven’t you seen ‘Signs’?

    Tracy Leys
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m cleaning out my car today if anyone is in need of 17 half empty water bottles….

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    Jeremy Crocker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a night shift worker scrolling through Bored Panda you had better believ I have opinions!

    Angi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that I don't have to remember it since clocks change themselves I don't care at all.

    BeepBeepBoopBoop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean like why do it gotta change like that?? WHY I ASK

    Phillip Hart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really doesn't. It matters so little that potentially higher candy sales are the reason for its current placement.

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    BeepBeepBoopBoop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jeez .. my mind went straight to Prisoner B-3087 by Alan Gratz. (great book btw if you like historical fiction. It's kinda sad. it's about the Holocaust which can be a touchy subject.)

    Bubbles and sparks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for knowing about the Holocausts and the book, the father away in history, the more it disappears out of people's minds. Even worse, some want to forbid it to be taught in schools, that saddens me.

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    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I came from the future, I'd look for a better conversationalist than myself

    Gabriel Andino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is it okay to make too much eye contact here or........

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad once lied about being interested in "investment properties" just because he was bored and wanted a tour of a house around the corner which was for sale.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm literally living in the house I knew I probably couldn't afford but wanted to perk myself up after 40 or more viewings of abject misery. Turned out I could. As I spoiled in the opening to this. People have some wiggle room in their price.

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does anyone take a book to read*? Don't just lounge on the beach, visit countries with interesting sights and museums. *apart from the travel bit

    Randolph Croft
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's literally my only manner of touring. If I need to relax, it's much more relaxing to stay home. That's where all my stuff already is.

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see this being a thing for young adults who have moved far away from home to attend college XD Leftovers in a Tupperware, just like mom makes!

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Tonight, you dine with the Devil!”

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    harpling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harp & Halo Associates! I want to work there!

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    Meggie Stevson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the world is "curbing your dog"? 😂

    JMC5003
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means, "Don't allow your dog to pee or pooh here."

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    Ann Dennis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's keeping track of the days since it's been watered.

    Jake B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Number of employees it’s eaten

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s to signify that you’re still in there, trying to figure it out 😆

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    Peri Langston-Nolze
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ig, it's this funny it needs to be shown twice.