Balls to the wall!

Now he just needs a cute little outfit.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again?"

Tomorrow!

like from the fairly oddparents

It's all subjective.

We don't have any dam tables!

"And don't forget: take the cannoli and leave the gun."

and your dogie bag from the restaurant! (at least if there are no onion in it..)

Katie 's expression.

OK, now, THAT'S Funny!

Oh the irony

Don’t worry, you’re always a good boy in the eyes of the lord.

lol

lollllllll

🎶 "I Just Adore A Penthouse View" (From "Green Acres")

I am 3 of the 4

i hate to be that girl, but can someone explain this to me?

lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Mobster Santa just dropped

*Mailman* Meet me at the dog park we gon fight

"OMG, this is even BETTER than the Snowblower!!!"

This made me laugh way too hard

I always found that a little weird… like you crushed her, can’t you at least not steal from her dead body?

The so-called "Wicked Witch of the West" was actually the sister of the Witch of the East. All she wanted was her dead sister's shoes, which, as next of kin, were hers by right.

I heard even angels want to wear my red shoes

How sad.

bwahahahahhahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhah........ *cough cough* bwaahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhahhahahahaha!

Poor Cindy Loo Hoo!

Poor turkey, caught smuggling contraband. Now his goose is cooked.

ITS ALIVE ! ALIVE !

haha

*the guy* I thought i was getting i higher job than this s**t

At least it wasn't grandma.,

Ah, the dreaded Lawn Jarts. Banned in the US in 1988. You can get lawn darts now but they're much more blunted and less likely to kill someone.

Plot twist: he's actually here for his first day as Santa's much-anticipated new head pastry chef

Abby somebody... Abby... Normal!

"Let's take the humans, for example."

Frankenstein's Monster: The Teen Years.

Not as angelic as their wings suggest?

Dibs on shoes for everyone!