OK! This is genius! Fecking hilarious!

Had this happen before, back when closings were only reported on tv and not online, sitting through the stream for ages. Every school and business around us had closed except the one I went to. About two hours in we got sent home early for worsening weather conditions. Superintendent got made a fool on the local news.

Most accurate Oscar's intro yet

Is this a... (Insert dino name only 3-4 y.o know) ?!?!?!??!?!?!?

She seems also very tall compared to that building

And dinner for the fam.

No need for this. Just walk into another room. Your cat will race to beat you and then stop suddenly right in front of you.

A dark red or green cloak would help avoid the confusion.

One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small...

Take the purple pill and be the alpha male who got enlightened

Good one!

I resemble this!

They wished for no work tomorrow

accurate!

You better work

That's just Goofy

Trying to scare him to death?

Works for snails, too

I mean, enjoy the pee on the seat then I guess? You just know he won't be wiping it off himself.

Hahaha

I remember when they hit the 1st million sold!

Hence the term 'birdbrain'.

Or mummification 💀🧻

Still happens today.

I actually really like this for some reason

When your snout became bigger than your entire body

I'd wear this on a t-shirt.

GASP! A butt! BP, how could you?

Horny mouse looks super evil here

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