Nobody:… Cats three minutes after their normal feeding time:

Should be higher up. I am only waking up because my cat Snape literally ran over me, while screaming bloody murder and fighting with the other cat Donut. Yup. Happy life.

Our dog acts like that. Even if we fed her just now she acts like she's starving.

You're hired!

In our house, it's called being the cat butler..

The 4th is "Do no evil."

F**k off you little bastard

This is why you’re in therapy, cat! No more unkind lists, and no tuna for a week!

no it's because you're a baby.

FOR THE LAST TIME, STICK TO YOUR DIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I was a cat

What does the bottom text say? It's covered from view for me

You can say you have 14 lives left and noone's going to be able to prove otherwise

Cats are excellent at semantics.

Daily life as a person with siblings.

Yes. I know

Lol 😄

When I make a sweet little voice for my little spit-fire snotty cat Brownie, she will sweetly tell me she hates me least of all....

no treats for you

Yup. That's Bouche.

I'm on the fence about this one

Repeatedly told our cat "no" when he scratched the furniture. My dog caught on and now barks at him if he does it. I don't even have to say anything to him now. 😂

And commence...murder mittens!

Bouche loves his toy mice.

Cats: "The dog's your best friend. Think of me more as your Lord."

I’m one ear and out the other

We had a cat that loved to play with mice. She would not eat them, just play with them to death. She would get a Trill in her meow, so we always knew when she had caught one.

Face of the fish

The cat and it's housekeeping staff live here...lol

Understood have a nice day

Ouch

No privacy in my own castle. Fire the servants, NOW

The bunny deserved to die.

Shouldn't the bottom question in the cats' second speech bubble be "Is never good for you?" instead of "Is very good for you?". I imagine the cat is asking if never is good for when he has to go to the vet

you'll ruin your diet

That's why I'm interrupting you silly kitty.

I’m afraid that’s not always how it works

Ha! My cat once got me the high score!

Sounds like a few of our cats.