ADVERTISEMENT

Tomorrow is Monday perhaps isn't the only short scary story you've heard. Other one line horror stories include: your debit card has been declined, the McDonald's ice cream machine is broken, or your memory card is full. And although that's some horrifying stuff, there're plenty of two sentence horror stories and short scary stories lurking online that might actually give you nightmares at night.

With the spooky season soon approaching, there's a lot of planning beforehand: look for Halloween costume ideas, purchase and hang up some Halloween decorations, research some Halloween-themed snacks, and compile a list of ghost movies to watch. However, the to-do list wouldn't be complete without some freaky ghost stories and scary campfire tales just to add to that extra spookiness.

However, while we certainly urge you to read horror books, there are alternative ways to get in that spooky spirit ahead of All Hallows Eve. The terrifying thing with horror is that sometimes it takes just a few words (such as the gas prices) to give someone the heebie-jeebies and scary horror one-liners do just that.

Below, we've compiled a list of the most haunting short horror stories (think one or two sentences long) that will take seconds to read but may take hours (or more) to forget. Do you know of any scary short stories? Let us know! And if you are interested to read about real-life horror encounters, check out these creepy stories shared by fellow Pandas. Happy Boo-ing!

This post may include affiliate links.

#1

It actually really bothers me when people call black girls ‘chocolate’, and white girls ‘vanilla’ because neither taste any different than pork.

Report

Vote arrow up
Vote arrow down
59points
Add photo comments
POST
View more commentsArrow down menu
RELATED:
    #2

    One line horror story I've been living with the love of my life for 5 years now, I think it's more than enough time to finally introduce myself.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    56points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #3

    The existence of the uncanny valley suggests that in the past, our survival instincts had a reason to be afraid of something that looked human, but wasn't.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    54points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #4

    I just saw my reflection blink.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    53points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #5

    They say cats have 9 lives, but I swear I’ve buried him at least 11 times.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    52points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #6

    I’m watching my girlfriend through the window. I wonder how much longer I need to keep the oven on.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    49points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    naomiglick avatar
    radioactivecandy (they/them)
    radioactivecandy (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    their gf is outside and they're making sure she doesn't come in bc they're cooking for her

    Vote comment up
    29
    29points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #7

    One line horror story Quarantined... Without toilet paper.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    48points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #8

    One line horror story They celebrated the first successful cryogenic freezing. He had no way of letting them know he was still conscious.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    47points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #9

    To the girl who keeps pounding on my door at night. I’m not letting you out.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    47points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #10

    To cure my sister's insomnia, I helped her sleep forever.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    45points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #11

    I don’t mind that my housemate brings guys home. But just once, I’d like to see one of them leave.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    45points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    jacrossley-huff avatar
    𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖟𝖊𝖗
    𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖟𝖊𝖗
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...Has he ever let u leave? Making you think your his roomate from manipulation but your really just someone he kidnapped?

    Vote comment up
    22
    22points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #12

    One line horror story She figured the quickest way to help him get over his fear of the water was to hold him under the surface until he stopped panicking.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    43points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #13

    They delivered the mannequins in bubble wrap. From the main room I begin to hear popping.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    41points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #14

    My father wasn’t too terrible, but I certainly preferred my mother. Though, in hindsight, I may have simply overcooked him.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    41points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #15

    They found her dead body hanging from the ceiling. AGAIN.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    41points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #16

    My wife keeps trying to convince me that our daughter passed away 2 years ago. As we argue, a small voice asks me, “Who are you talking to, daddy?”

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    40points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    meganwalker_1 avatar
    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me think the mom is dead because the daughter can’t see her.

    Vote comment up
    2
    2points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    softrug avatar
    Soft Rug
    Soft Rug
    Community Member
    6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "as i sat on the toilet i reach for toilet paper there was none...

    Vote comment up
    0
    0points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #17

    I always thought my cat had a staring problem, she always seemed fixated on my face. Until one day, when I realized that she was always looking just behind me.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    39points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #18

    Nurse’s Note: Born 7 pounds 10 ounces, 18 inches long, 32 fully formed teeth. Silent, always smiling.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    39points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #19

    A few hours after I was buried alive, I was thrilled when I heard someone digging me out. My joy quickly faded when I realized the sound was coming from under me.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    39points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #20

    There was a picture in my phone of me sleeping. I swear I live alone.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    39points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #21

    One line horror story My sister died yesterday. Now I wish the doctor separated us at birth.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    36points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #22

    Why are the speed bumps screaming?

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    35points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    rubymoe avatar
    Ruby
    Ruby
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My driving instructor always told us no screaming speed bumps and one kid asked well what is they don't scream.

    Vote comment up
    17
    17points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #23

    One line horror story “Oops”, said the surgeon.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    32points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    jacrossley-huff avatar
    𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖟𝖊𝖗
    𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖟𝖊𝖗
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let me just get my ring out of your chest cavity real quick before i try to stop the bleeding from your lung that i punctured.

    Vote comment up
    15
    15points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #24

    "In the oven," said the note found inside the empty crib.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    32points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #25

    When death came, I begged her not to take me as my newborn son needed me. Death laughed dryly, “But dear mother, I’m not here for you”.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    31points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #26

    My dad is a mad scientist and does his experiments in the basement. He doesn’t let me out because he says that mom will be horrified of me.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    31points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    shaunlee avatar
    SheamusFanFrom1987
    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh dad, I'm 20 now!!! I'm allowed to meet people and have a social life, you know!!! Don't matter if I have an extra limb or my ribs are popping out of my skin, I am 20 and can mingle!!!

    Vote comment up
    27
    27points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #27

    The band was so loud that I couldn't even hear the guy next to me scream as the knife went in.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    31points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    tspeicher756 avatar
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how f****n dare they! ask them to turn it down! how inconsiderate *shakes head in disappointed*

    Vote comment up
    23
    23points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #28

    The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    30points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #29

    If you get scared at night, don’t keep your eyes closed for too long because there’s a reason you’re scared, and now you can’t see it approach.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    30points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #30

    I’ve been looking for my sister all day long. But I don’t remember where I put all of the pieces.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    29points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #31

    You just won a staring contest against a doll.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    29points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    naomiglick avatar
    radioactivecandy (they/them)
    radioactivecandy (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it was one of those creepy baby dolls, you just moved it down and it "blinked"

    Vote comment up
    27
    27points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #32

    Don’t worry, you will learn to love me with time.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    29points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #33

    She always had restless leg syndrome, but the weird thing was that it didn’t stop even after she died.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    29points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    wackford avatar
    Wackford Squeers
    Wackford Squeers
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So come the day when I don't exist / If the worms are flying through the graveyard mist / Don't go bothering the exorcist / It's just my restless legs" - Restless Legs, Half Man Half Biscuit

    Vote comment up
    14
    14points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #34

    One line horror story Day 312. Internet still not working.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    29points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #35

    It only dawned on me once he slid the lock bolt firmly shut that his badge didn't look very convincing at all.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    28points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #36

    One line horror story I had to quit my job as a surgeon because I had minor cravings I never knew about.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    28points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #37

    “I can’t sleep” she whispered, crawling into bed with me. I woke up cold, clutching the dress she was buried in.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    28points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #38

    You hear your mom calling you from the kitchen, and as you are heading down the stairs, you hear a whisper saying "Don't go down there honey, I heard it too".

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    27points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    sophie-j2628 avatar
    Darling
    Darling
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I’m goin’ downstairs. They’re not ghosts, they’re lesbians.

    Vote comment up
    28
    28points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #39

    You start to drift off into a comfortable sleep when you hear your name being whispered. You live alone.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    26points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #40

    “Doctor I got rid of all my friends that you said I was imagining,” he said, “but now the problem is that when I try to explain, the cops say they can’t see you!”

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    26points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #41

    “Don’t worry guys, the alien is dead,” said my mute friend.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    26points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    hulkfreeze avatar
    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure if I should be offended by this one......so many possible interpretations!

    Vote comment up
    20
    20points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #42

    As I held my only child in my arms, I heard her crying from the nursery on the baby monitor.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    26points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #43

    If you were away yesterday... Who was the masked man who spent a romantic evening with me?

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    25points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #44

    To the man that has everything. Please return the rest of my daughter.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    25points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #45

    I’ve been nailed to a wall for six months, the only thing she’s fed me is my own flesh. Today she showed me my reflection, I can see my spine but I’m so hungry.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    25points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    thegirlinsideherhead avatar
    An Unpopular Opinion.
    An Unpopular Opinion.
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whump weiter part of me likes this. The other half is screaming at that part going don't you dare. That's dark man... (whump means hurt/comfort btw. Lots and lots of hurt so the comfort can be real soft)

    Vote comment up
    16
    16points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #46

    It’s a tough job, being a butcher in the middle of a meat shortage. I think the homeless are starting to wise up to why their friends are disappearing, too.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    25points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #47

    There's nothing like the laughter of a baby unless it’s 1 am and you are home, alone.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    25points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #48

    It was the fear of dying alone which ultimately made me bring that bomb to the nearest subway station.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    25points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #49

    One line horror story The new job at the blood bank was ideal for me, but I had to leave. They caught me drinking on the job.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    24points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #50

    His fingers brushed the raised bumps on the placard and he felt the words "Danger. Do not touch."

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    24points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #51

    Rats taste better the longer you’ve been without other food.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    24points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #52

    You get home, tired after a long day’s work and ready for a relaxing night alone. You reach for the light switch, but another hand is already there.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    22points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    lovisnixe avatar
    Jellicle bat
    Jellicle bat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure there's at least one fanfic somewhere that starts like this. Then it's probably like "Both of your hands collided. You felt your hand in a pair of stronger ones and quickly looked up..."

    Vote comment up
    21
    21points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #53

    I never go to sleep. But I keep waking up.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    22points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #54

    The longer I wore it the more it grew on me. She had such pretty skin.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    22points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #55

    One line horror story My daughter won't stop crying and screaming in the middle of the night. I visit her grave and ask her to stop. But she doesn't.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    22points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #56

    I was so happy when I found out I was pregnant, until it started trying to claw its way out.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    22points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #57

    The death of grandma was tough on us all, but we had to eat or we'd starve.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    22points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #58

    One line horror story Ladies and gentlemen, this is NOT your captain speaking.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    22points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    sanchishiva avatar
    Sanchi
    Sanchi
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an assistant helper, the captain is on a break, we will be arriving in 5 minutes. Please.

    Vote comment up
    21
    21points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #59

    She insisted it was only a birthmark, but birthmarks don't have teeth inside them.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    22points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #60

    I love daddy so much I bought him a bigger freezer.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    21points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    naomiglick avatar
    radioactivecandy (they/them)
    radioactivecandy (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dad: thanks so much, sweetie! kid: no problem, daddy! i thought you could use a new freezer.

    Vote comment up
    15
    15points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #61

    Working the night shift alone tonight. There is a face in the cellar staring at the security camera.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    21points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #62

    He went inside the infamous haunted villa and spent a night there just to prove ghosts do not exist. When he returned home he was talking in three different voices.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    21points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    sophie-j2628 avatar
    Darling
    Darling
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WANNA TALK LIKE THAT SO BAD THAT I JUST GOT A SICKENING WAVE OF DYSPHORIA

    Vote comment up
    17
    17points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #63

    I watched in terror as the microwave countdown turned into negative digits.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    21points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #64

    I need to make this look like he just died in his sleep, otherwise my son won't ever trust me with my other grandkids.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    21points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #65

    One line horror story "Who the hell left that thing running?", you hear shortly before you feel your brain begin to shut down.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    21points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #66

    One line horror story Why do lights flicker whenever our landlord enters our house?

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    20points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #67

    Oh snap, where'd the spider go.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    20points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    shaunlee avatar
    SheamusFanFrom1987
    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, he has a job as a web designer, duh... (I know this is old but I can't help it XP)

    Vote comment up
    18
    18points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #68

    I’m sorry Tommy but we’ve got to eat, I promise I’ll make this as painless as I can.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    20points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    alexlivingston avatar
    ArodTheHorrible
    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm not afraid of you killing me, its just that you're such a bad cook!"

    Vote comment up
    26
    26points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #69

    Your hands are in the air, you are waiting to be cuffed, but the officer smiles, takes aim, and speaks into his radio, “Suspect is attempting to resist - I THINK HES GOT A GUN!”

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    20points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    shaunlee avatar
    SheamusFanFrom1987
    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Bang* The bullets whizzes past you and hits the guy holding a gun behind you dead between the eyes. Officer: Next time, DON'T stand in the path of the perp, fella! I almost had to use two bullets instead of one! What a waste that would've been though would probably have been fun. *Still smiling*

    Vote comment up
    17
    17points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #70

    My wife woke me up last night to tell me there was an intruder in our house, though she was murdered by an intruder 2 years ago.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    20points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #71

    One line horror story I have never tasted this meat! Whose is... Where is my daughter?

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    18points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #72

    You’re laying in bed and with your feet dangling out of the covers. You feel a hand grab your feet.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    18points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #73

    I died, I feel myself floating up away from my body. Then I look down and see my body there, then, it wakes up.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    18points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #74

    One line horror story Normally the bodies in bed with me don’t breathe, much less snore.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    18points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #75

    I can’t move, breathe, speak or hear and it’s so dark all the time - if I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    18points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    lineyknotley avatar
    Liney Knotley
    Liney Knotley
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I understand. I’ve been buried alive and no one has come to get me.

    Vote comment up
    11
    11points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #76

    Why has our dog began to bark at you since you have returned from Afghanistan?

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    17points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    shaunlee avatar
    SheamusFanFrom1987
    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear, I have to confess: I got close to an Afghan hound while I was there and she was pretty sad to see me go. I guess Ranger here smelt her on me... Sorry...

    Vote comment up
    16
    16points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #77

    One line horror story She put her hand in his hair when he was lying on her lap, then she moved that hand on his neck, released him from the mortal world and welcomed him to her own world.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    17points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #78

    But Doctor, how can she be pregnant, she's been in a coma for a year?

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    17points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #79

    One line horror story It's been almost a week since I was bitten, and three days since I turned, but I can't fight this insatiable hunger any longer; and my family looks tastier with each passing moment.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    17points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #80

    She wondered why she was casting two shadows. After all, there was only a single light bulb.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    16points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #81

    She asked why I was breathing so heavily. I wasn’t.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    16points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #82

    She was walking down the road at night when she heard laughing voices coming from a closed cemetery.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    16points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    shaunlee avatar
    SheamusFanFrom1987
    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Voices: Hey, it's our Poker Night! Can you please leave???!!! Intruders, so rude...

    Vote comment up
    7
    7points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #83

    I cleaned my whole apartment looking for that noise, as it turns out the scratching was in my ear all along.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    16points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    dmitrijohnson avatar
    Dmitri Johnson
    Dmitri Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait that is not normal /j that is how you do the joke thing right

    Vote comment up
    9
    9points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #84

    They told me I wasn't a werewolf and said that it was impossible - but if I'm not a werewolf, then what made me kill all those kids?

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    16points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #85

    One line horror story She regain consciousness to be found in warm water mixed up with onions, garlic and tomatoes.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    15points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    lovisnixe avatar
    Jellicle bat
    Jellicle bat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew i hate tomatoes in soup. They get that weird texture and then everything else tastes like tomato

    Vote comment up
    20
    20points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #86

    The sudden constriction of his throat had Santa Claus struggling to breathe as he stared in horror at the half eaten cookie in his hand.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    15points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    hulkfreeze avatar
    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the guard boa constrictor of the house realized it was Santa and got off of Santa's neck and they had a cookie party.

    Vote comment up
    17
    17points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #87

    The boy sat at the back of the classroom, he didn't own a watch, but everyone could hear the ticking.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    15points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #88

    One line horror story Growing up, I always thought water was meant to be red-tinted.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    14points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    shaunlee avatar
    SheamusFanFrom1987
    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone turned water into wine again... C'mon, there are kids here! Cut back on the alcohol!

    Vote comment up
    18
    18points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #89

    The grinning face stared at me from the darkness beyond my bedroom window. I live on the 14th floor.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    14points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    shaunlee avatar
    SheamusFanFrom1987
    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grinning face: Hi, Grin (Green) Goblin Delivery. *Throws package through window* Your purchase is here... I ain't paying for the window though, my contract exempts me but now I have 5 more stops so, bye-bye and remember Grin Goblin for all your delivery needs! *Glides away on glider*

    Vote comment up
    15
    15points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #90

    He lost all of his excitement for his marriage when he got an RSVP from his dead ex.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    14points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #91

    It sat on my shelf, with thoughtless porcelain eyes and the prettiest pink doll dress I could find. Why did she have to be born still.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    13points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #92

    Housesitting alone isn't so bad as long as they have a dog, after all, what else could that scratching noise be?

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    13points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #93

    The chief looked at the rooky's blood flecked badge and told the sergeant, "It was worth it, just make it look like the protestors did it."

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    13points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #94

    She went upstairs to check on her sleeping toddler and found that the window was open and the bed was empty.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    13points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #95

    I looked out my window. The stars had gone away.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    12points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    lovisnixe avatar
    Jellicle bat
    Jellicle bat
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have light in your room or live in a city with lots of light you can't see the stars it's called light pollution

    Vote comment up
    16
    16points
    Vote comment down
    reply
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #96

    One line horror story Growing up with cats and dogs, I am used to the sounds of scratching. But now that I live alone the sound is unsettling.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    12points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #97

    He always insisted his elder brother to play chess with him, especially from the day he was killed and was feeling extremely lonely.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    12points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    #98

    He had no way of knowing that the tip of one of the blender blades had come loose until he gulped down the last of his smoothie.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    12points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #99

    I just heard a knocking sound coming from inside my fridge.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    12points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #100

    A 5 year old girl pointed at her mother saying, “I don’t want to talk to you; you have not been at home for 4 days”, and at some distance her father sees her talking to a mirror.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    11points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #101

    It was so rude of him to tell me not to see him anymore and let him move ahead in his life, especially on the day of our 3rd marriage anniversary and my 1 month death anniversary.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    11points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #102

    You wake up. She doesn’t.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    11points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #103

    One line horror story I have a friend named Charlie and I’m playing at his house but it’s cold down here in the basement, I wonder when Charlie will let me go home.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    11points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #104

    Shush, Listen! Who is breathing heavily? Is the sound coming from... Within the wall?

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    10points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #105

    One line horror story The funeral attendees never came out of the catacombs, something locked the crypt door from the inside.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    10points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #106

    Who are you talking to?.. There is no old maid in our house!

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    9points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #107

    He went for toilet at night in his lonely house, while doing his business he noticed someone was looking at him from the small gap under the door.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    9points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #108

    Grandpa died smoking a cigar in his favorite chair, so got a new one but from the ash marks he leaves behind he has a new favorite chair.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    9points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #109

    You hear the scream across the hallway, but your eyes won’t open and you can’t move.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    8points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    #110

    During midnight while sleeping, he falls down his bed landing on the pile of his own body.

    Report

    Vote arrow up
    Vote arrow down
    8points
    Add photo comments
    POST
    View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT

    Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing!

    Follow Bored Panda on Google News!