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at least the baby is safe

Up: the sequel. Chase the flying baby

I know this is fake but omg its gonna give me a heart attack

Well, I'm shocked! This is revolting!! It's going to hertz so bad!!!

this is the most dangerous!

The son was two and a half and I had told him about snakes and that if he would happen to see one in the garden that he should stay well away from it, further away than the length of the snake and it is harmless, and call me immediately. A few days later, I hear him call "Mommy, mommy, snake, snake!" I shout "Just stay away from it!" as I sprint out, round the corner and see him intently studying a caterpillar...

a rad wee dude!

TIL that you are supposed to take the baby clothes off before washing

This reminds me of that grocery store sign "baby needs - Beers and wines"

I didn't know what to do after I *saw* this

He's a serious pro!!!

I want this door in my house.

Mom will be so triggered when she sees this

Wow, when I rented the movie "Baby Driver" I have to say that I really didn't expect this.

water you doing?

"He drinks a whiskey drink." *flips page* "He drinks a vodka drink." *flips page*

best baby onesie EVER

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I wanted to do pics like this when my kid was a baby, but the mom didn't share my sense of humor. And I didn't want to lose visitation.

that's gonna be one soft landing

I got seriously scared when I saw this though.

save da baby

omfg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

And this is the Belgian coastline ...

Photos taken moments before disaster be like

You 're amazing at photoshop

squish

uh oh....

Well, your Dad went skateboarding while you just sat down and watched...

Oh no oh no oh no no no no no

wait, is this one real? i can't really tell

omg, soooooo funny

Baby: *chillin'* Dad: gEtOuToFtHeWaY *dramatic music*

oh no

no poor kid

thats rell

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

PLEASE DO NO DO THAT!!!

no...=...(

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

did daddy take skateboarding lessons?

gonna have a baby stain on ur board man, smh

Only ones that are safe are not. I think.

5 seconds and 10,000 broken bones later I'm dead the baby sang 👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo == Squelch.

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Don't do foolish things

*To Be continued meme song plays* or even better *You Died screen shows*