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We enjoy quite a few unprecedented technologies today, but much more of the stuff that we use has been around for ages. Ancient humans may not have been able to text or upload selfies, but they enjoyed everyday objects like flushable toilets, chewing gum, and nice purses just like we do.

To remind ourselves how good we have it, we created an extended list of the oldest examples of everyday objects. Keep in mind that these are only the oldest surviving examples of these objects – many of these may have existed or are known to have existed even earlier.

#1

Oldest Prosthetic (3,000 Years Old)

Oldest Prosthetic (3,000 Years Old)

This 3,000-year-old prosthetic was used to help someone in Egypt walk again. Tests carried out with a replica proved that it was a working, practical prosthetic, not just a cosmetic one.

bbc.com Report

Though we cannot try on some of the oldest clothes to see how they looked on people for obvious reasons, it was a different case when people found an ancient written Chinese beer recipe that spiked an interest in recreating it. A group of students with Stanford archaeologist Li Liu in 2017 decided to brew a beer following a decoded recipe that is 5000 years old.

The result was described like this: “The ancient Chinese beer looked more like porridge and likely tasted sweeter and fruitier than the clear, bitter beers of today. The ingredients used for fermentation were not filtered out, and straws were commonly used for drinking,” said Liu.

#2

Oldest Sunglasses (800 Years Old)

Oldest Sunglasses (800 Years Old)

The world’s oldest sunglasses were discovered on Baffin Island in Canada. They were snow goggles, designed to reduce the sun’s glare reflecting from the snow.

Old Canada Series Report

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#3

Oldest Condom (370 Years Old)

Oldest Condom (370 Years Old)

This sheepskin condom was used in 1640 in Sweden. The reusable condom came with instructions (in Latin) to clean it with warm milk to prevent users from catching STDs.

genreauthor.blogspot.com Report

I guess not all of the findings are ones we would like to try on at all. For example, the oldest surviving condom should probably give it a rest at the rightful age of 370 years old. Though condoms are known to have been used for thousands of years, this is the oldest surviving example that looks nothing like what we use today.

#4

Oldest Globe (510 Years Old)

Oldest Globe (510 Years Old)

This old globe was painstakingly etched into the surface of an ostrich egg in Italy. Before its age and origin were verified, it had been sold to its current owner at a map fair in London in 2012.

Washington Map Society Report

#5

Oldest Written Recipe (5,000 Years Old)

Oldest Written Recipe (5,000 Years Old)

“A Sumerian Beer recipe dating back to 3000 BC. The result beer is very strong and would contain chunks of bread floating around in it.”

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Another hot find was a medieval bra found in a castle. Though this is not gold or other treasures, for the archeologist Beatrix Nutz, it is as valuable, if not more. “It was found under the wooden floor between the first and second floors. Lengberg Castle was renovated in 2008 when they found a cavity filled with all sorts of rubbish. Among them were textiles that have been well preserved because it was very dry there. The most unusual pieces are a pair of panties and four brassieres made of white linen. These are the oldest bras found so far,” wrote Beatrix.

#6

Oldest Brassiere (500 Years Old)

Oldest Brassiere (500 Years Old)

This bra was used between 1390 and 1485 in Austria. Earlier historical descriptions for “breast bags” do exist, but they had never been seen.

theatlantic.com Report

#7

Oldest Socks (1,500 Years Old)

Oldest Socks (1,500 Years Old)

These Egyptian wool socks, designed to go with sandals, were knitted between 300 and 499 AD and found in the 19th century.

wikipedia.org Report

Though all of the findings are fascinating in their own way, the only thought that comes into my head is how grateful I am for living in this day and age. And knowing that all things tend to evolve, I wonder what aspects of our current reality, which seem entirely ordinary to us now, will give future generations the creeps.

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#8

Oldest Coin (2,700 Years Old)

Oldest Coin (2,700 Years Old)

The oldest known coin was found in the ancient Hellenic city of Efesos in Turkey. Its one (and only) decorated side features a lion’s head.

fleur-de-coin.com Report

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Fire Singer
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just out of curiosity, how do they know it was a coin? As in currency. What if it was an embellishment for a button or something? Or is it called a coin just because of its shape? Obviously they know more than me and I'm sure there's a lot more explanation not provided so I'm just curious. :)

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#9

Oldest Instrument (40,000 Years Old)

Oldest Instrument (40,000 Years Old)

This 40,000-year-old vulture-bone flute was found in southern Germany. Some scientists believe that music may have given our ancestors a strategic advantage over Neanderthals.

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Amity_Calamity
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg I learned about this. I was studying how music has effected society, its a pretty cool topic thats worth looking into for anyone interested in music.

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#10

Oldest “Flush” Toilets (2,000 Years Old)

Oldest “Flush” Toilets (2,000 Years Old)

Ephesus, an ancient city in Turkey, had “flushing” toilets. Running water below the seats carried waste away into a nearby river.

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#11

The Oldest Recorded Melody (3,400 Years Old)

The Oldest Recorded Melody (3,400 Years Old)

The oldest surviving written melody was found in Ugarit, which is now part of Northern Syria. The music was written for the lyre.

ancientlyre.com Report

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#12

Oldest Sculpture Of A Human Form (35,000 – 40,000 Years Old)

Oldest Sculpture Of A Human Form (35,000 – 40,000 Years Old)

At 35,000-40,000 years old, the Venus of Hohle is the oldest statue depicting a human figure. This mammoth-ivory figurine was found in Germany.

wikipedia.org Report

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80 Van
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even back then they had unrealistic body standards.

Mary Kelly
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

big boobs, big vulva, no head...yes, it's clear that men have seen women this way for millenia

Blue Pearl
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There’s a theory that Venus figurines are actually self portraits done by women who would glimpse down at themselves every now and then. This is also why nearly none of them have faces.

David
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently they were really into breasts but not so great at carving faces

María Hermida
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do they know it depicts a human figure? Archaeologists have wonderful imagination!

RedMarbles
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because it looks like a human figure, although it sounds like you don't think so. But there are other similarly-shaped Upper Paleolithic figurines called "Venus figurines" that have been discovered that are more unmistakably human. "Most have wide hips and legs that taper to a point. Arms and feet are often absent, and the head is usually small and faceless. Various figurines exaggerate the abdomen, hips, breasts, thighs, or vulva...." https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurine

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MiTmite9
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Two inches tall and likely worn as amulets. And it's Hohle Fels.

Cooking Panda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Without the description, i would think that these are chicken shaped

Ken Beattie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks more like a roast chicken. Plenty of breast meat tho 0_o

Hagebumi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's an early form of pornography. That is why the sex characteristics (breasts, butt, vulva) are often so strongly emphasized in these "mother goddesses".

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#13

Oldest Pants (3,300 Years Old)

Oldest Pants (3,300 Years Old)

The oldest pair of pants in the world is 3,300 years old, and it was found in Western China.

M Wagner/German Archaeological Institute Report

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Danielle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m amazed that they were able to weave patterns into fabric 3000 years ago.

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Oldest Shoe (5,500 Years Old)

Oldest Shoe (5,500 Years Old)

This 5,500-year-old cowhide moccasin was found in a cave in Armenia, preserved by grass and dry sheep dung. The left shoe was not found.

nationalgeographic.com Report

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The happy frog
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The left shoe was not found what if it was actually a really funny looking hat

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Oldest Chewing Gum (5,000 Years Old)

Oldest Chewing Gum (5,000 Years Old)

This chewing gum from Finland was chewed at least 5,000 years ago. The gum consists of birch bark, and was most likely used to heal mouth infections or to use as glue.

metro.co.uk Report

#16

Oldest Purse (4,500 Years Old)

Oldest Purse (4,500 Years Old)

These dog teeth are all that remain of a disintegrated purse from roughly 4,500 years ago found in Germany. They were likely part of the outer flap.

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