I'm pretty dámn happy when I can afford things

I always thought it should be phrased, "It'll be in the last place you would think to look." I once left my keys in the pantry, because I set them down to pick up something I needed.

I know some pretty horrible people that are positively charmed in life.

I was an fat ugly kid and I'm now a fat, ugly adult. Trust me, looks matter. It has been made very clear to me over the years how much it matters. I've even been told on job interviews that I wasn't attractive enough for the job.

Senate and senile are from the same Latin root

people are the root of all evil, money is just a tool

Look at a social devient, corrupt criminal like Trump. He even cheats himself.

😂

No way am I going to tell a lion he can't live in a jungle if he wants to.

i slept like a baby, waking up every 2 hours crying

Well there's a reason but it's not some grand existential reason or anything. The saying is true in the literal sense only.

I use to have a t shirt that read, "if at first you don't succeed look in the trash for the instructions."

I love what I do for a living, I just don't love the long hours and stress.

me, the night owl:😐😐😐

*laughs in 21st century*

Silly. Your supposed to throw them at the doctor to fend them off

The phrase means that customers buying habits determines the market. They are always right, because they dictate what is popular

I want to be my cat!

Originally it means the opposite: the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb

Lies...when my son died it almost killed me. I wanted to die. I'm not nearly as strong as I was prior.

Is this a stupid question?

If I don’t ask , I wont know! I will ask all the stupid questions!!

On the other hand, those question mark biscuits do look pretty tasty.

I was taking a class on how to be a trainer in an office environment. I had the teacher tell me if a student hasn't learned, I didn't teach the right way. No, there are stupid people out there that ask stupid questions and will always be stupid. Trust me.

With this I disagree, so long as the question is made in good faith. Does the questioner actually want to know? If so, then the question is good. If they are just trying to annoy you, than everything they say is stupid.

Yes, Virginia, there is a such thing as a stupid question.

why wont u let me lick the footpath?

Only stupid answers.

What is a stupid question? (he asked recursively)

There is, however, an overabundance of inquisitive morons.

" Are you open?"

Clearly someone hasn't heard enough questions

"Can I ask a question?"

I used to say when I worked at a hardware store that the only stupid question is the one that is not asked.

Yeah, say this to a 911 call operator.

Stupid questions will always be asked by people who aren't paying attention.

The phrase should be "It's never stupid to ask a question."

There is no such thing as a stupid question, only stupid people!

I have children (well they are teenagers now) and yes.... there are lots of stupid questions!

Questions are never stupid, sometimes they are either superfluous or ill conceived

Any question trump has ever asked.

Whenever I hear a libertarian say things like "there's no such thing as a victim of circumstance" I want to punch them. Say that to the millions of homeless children in the world. Yes, because you were born with wealth and privilege, therefore we all were.

The full quote is “a jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one.” Basically to mean that being able to do a lot of things moderately well may be better than only being able to do one thing very well.

This is actually a saying that DOES have some merit: Anything you experience will end. Pain, joy, suffering, family and yourself will end. This is to remind us to cherish the wanted experiences and that anything undesirable will untimately pass from the present to the past. Even LIFE will pass if life is undesirable.

Words can hurt more than any physical pain.

When?

If it's the Olympics, then no, it doesn't,

The saying is "Busier than a one-legged man in an a*s-kicking contest." The meaning was that you were at a disadvantage in some way, usually by not having the proper tools, training, or team and still trying to reach the goal.

this hurts me more than u? well then for you what's it like, the damn Cruciatus Curse? sorry, im a potterhead.