I'm pretty dámn happy when I can afford things

I always thought it should be phrased, "It'll be in the last place you would think to look." I once left my keys in the pantry, because I set them down to pick up something I needed.

I know some pretty horrible people that are positively charmed in life.

I was an fat ugly kid and I'm now a fat, ugly adult. Trust me, looks matter. It has been made very clear to me over the years how much it matters. I've even been told on job interviews that I wasn't attractive enough for the job.

Senate and senile are from the same Latin root

people are the root of all evil, money is just a tool

Right, but Pink Floyd just couldn't make that fit into the song

Greed is the root of all evil, greed and a love for power and control. This is what that saying means.

And the dumb blonde says, 'That's ok, I'll just have my roots done'

Actually, 25.80697580112788 is the root of all evil.

Money is only a form of power. So the love of Power is the root of evil. Well, duh.

And what about violence against others? Has nothing to do with money.

I can also think of many evil things that have absolutely nothing to do with money.

Look at a social devient, corrupt criminal like Trump. He even cheats himself.

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No way am I going to tell a lion he can't live in a jungle if he wants to.

i slept like a baby, waking up every 2 hours crying

Well there's a reason but it's not some grand existential reason or anything. The saying is true in the literal sense only.

I use to have a t shirt that read, "if at first you don't succeed look in the trash for the instructions."

I love what I do for a living, I just don't love the long hours and stress.

me, the night owl:😐😐😐

*laughs in 21st century*

Silly. Your supposed to throw them at the doctor to fend them off

The phrase means that customers buying habits determines the market. They are always right, because they dictate what is popular

I want to be my cat!

Originally it means the opposite: the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb

Lies...when my son died it almost killed me. I wanted to die. I'm not nearly as strong as I was prior.

Is this a stupid question?

Whenever I hear a libertarian say things like "there's no such thing as a victim of circumstance" I want to punch them. Say that to the millions of homeless children in the world. Yes, because you were born with wealth and privilege, therefore we all were.

The full quote is “a jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one.” Basically to mean that being able to do a lot of things moderately well may be better than only being able to do one thing very well.

This is actually a saying that DOES have some merit: Anything you experience will end. Pain, joy, suffering, family and yourself will end. This is to remind us to cherish the wanted experiences and that anything undesirable will untimately pass from the present to the past. Even LIFE will pass if life is undesirable.

Words can hurt more than any physical pain.

When?

If it's the Olympics, then no, it doesn't,

The saying is "Busier than a one-legged man in an a*s-kicking contest." The meaning was that you were at a disadvantage in some way, usually by not having the proper tools, training, or team and still trying to reach the goal.

this hurts me more than u? well then for you what's it like, the damn Cruciatus Curse? sorry, im a potterhead.