I'm pretty dámn happy when I can afford things

I always thought it should be phrased, "It'll be in the last place you would think to look." I once left my keys in the pantry, because I set them down to pick up something I needed.

I know some pretty horrible people that are positively charmed in life.

I was an fat ugly kid and I'm now a fat, ugly adult. Trust me, looks matter. It has been made very clear to me over the years how much it matters. I've even been told on job interviews that I wasn't attractive enough for the job.

Senate and senile are from the same Latin root

people are the root of all evil, money is just a tool

Look at a social devient, corrupt criminal like Trump. He even cheats himself.

😂

No way am I going to tell a lion he can't live in a jungle if he wants to.

i slept like a baby, waking up every 2 hours crying

Well there's a reason but it's not some grand existential reason or anything. The saying is true in the literal sense only.

I use to have a t shirt that read, "if at first you don't succeed look in the trash for the instructions."

I love what I do for a living, I just don't love the long hours and stress.

me, the night owl:😐😐😐

*laughs in 21st century*

Silly. Your supposed to throw them at the doctor to fend them off

The phrase means that customers buying habits determines the market. They are always right, because they dictate what is popular

Rule number 1 of retail: People Suck. The job is too serve the customer, not allow them to steal or abuse the staff.

"...in matters of taste."

Who ever invented that phrase should be tortured. they should be forced to work in retail, or another kind of customer service. All their customers then should be either mean, annoying as hell, or stupid like a brick... or a combination of that. Payed with (at best) minimum wages and a manager/employer straight from hell.

"In matters of taste" is what's missing!

Where I work, it is.

This is still true, a lot of people (mainly in the US) just apply it incorrectly. It refers to a customer knowing what they want. If a customers orders a pizza with tuna, olives, and kiwi fruit - the customer is always right. They get what they ordered.

Baloney

The actual quote is "The customer is always right about what they want" which has a completely different meaning.

This is a widespread misunderstood quote and it's infuriating. I get more customers who are wrong than right on an average day.

And yet the customer still does not realise they have all the real power by not paying for bad service or over priced goods.

The customer is, most of the time.... wrong! Unfortunately.

I once heard an American tourist (archetype Karen) say that to the shop owner. He simply answered "It's time this "customer"(he actually did the quotation marks with his fingers)immediately left!"

NO they aren't sometimes they are Karens or Kens.

OH HELL NO

https://notalwaysright.com/newest/

I want to be my cat!

Originally it means the opposite: the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb

Lies...when my son died it almost killed me. I wanted to die. I'm not nearly as strong as I was prior.

Is this a stupid question?

Whenever I hear a libertarian say things like "there's no such thing as a victim of circumstance" I want to punch them. Say that to the millions of homeless children in the world. Yes, because you were born with wealth and privilege, therefore we all were.

The full quote is “a jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one.” Basically to mean that being able to do a lot of things moderately well may be better than only being able to do one thing very well.

This is actually a saying that DOES have some merit: Anything you experience will end. Pain, joy, suffering, family and yourself will end. This is to remind us to cherish the wanted experiences and that anything undesirable will untimately pass from the present to the past. Even LIFE will pass if life is undesirable.

Words can hurt more than any physical pain.

When?

If it's the Olympics, then no, it doesn't,

The saying is "Busier than a one-legged man in an a*s-kicking contest." The meaning was that you were at a disadvantage in some way, usually by not having the proper tools, training, or team and still trying to reach the goal.

this hurts me more than u? well then for you what's it like, the damn Cruciatus Curse? sorry, im a potterhead.