“Fear Of Old Things When They Were New”: 30 Interesting Vintage Newspaper Clippings
Interview With AuthorI have to admit, me and AI aren’t exactly friends. I hate the idea of artificial intelligence taking away artists’ jobs, turning all content into lifeless pieces written by computers and eliminating the need for anyone to actually use their brains. While I admit that I should probably be less skeptical of these advancements, being wary of technology is nothing new.
We took a trip to the Pessimists Archive, a project that features news clippings from the past warning about the dangers of technology, and gathered some of their most fascinating posts below. So keep reading to find a conversation with Louis Anslow, the creator of the archive, and enjoy scrolling through these interesting articles from way back when!
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To be fair, fencing is an olympic sport, but if I suddenly start fencing with people who do not want to fence right now I'm committing a crime.
I'd fence right now. Anyone up for it? (Bring your own gear. I only have one set, and thats for myself.)
Load More Replies...Skateboarding was once considered a crime? I'm old and never heard that one.
You may wish to examine your working definition of 'old'. It varies, you know. :-)
Load More Replies...It's astonishing how ignorant, misogynistic, and prejudicial mindsets persist over centuries despite all verifiable proof. The fact that flat earthers and anti-vaxxers are still a thing just blows my mind.
Yep. And- Pasteur invented most modern forms- guess who doubts vaccinations the most? Right! It's the French!! (info from CDC)
Load More Replies...It's a grand American tradition!! 1633 - Boston had a smallpox epidemic- death galore. A doctor offering a primitive version of vaccination, aka "variolation" - had a bomb thrown through his home window. History is a blast.
It’s all about the human psyche. There will always be individuals with paranoid tendencies in their personality. Sadly, they will always be vulnerable to claims about people in high places having sinister hidden motives, and “them” wanting to somehow harm “us”. It’s one of the biggest misconceptions about humans; that we are rational creatures. We aren’t. We are *capable* of rationality *if* we choose to, but many choose to make decisions partially or completely based upon how something makes us feel, and that’s where things wrong. (Same applies to politics: many people vote for somebody that makes them feel a certain way -Hitler, Trump- instead of voting for rational reasons.)
I don't see why. We live in societies. There must be laws, rules, mores, and actions in place to keep the members of that society safe and healthy. We have laws on numerous things which are meant to keep people safe, and those are compulsory. How are vaccines different?
Load More Replies...The uneducated shout loudest unfortunately, because they need someone else to agree so their view is validated (in their heads, at least). The educated know that common sense isn't common at all, and that you can explain things to people, but you can't understand it for them, and so they choose to stay quiet and not waste time or energy trying.
To those who are still complaining about anti vaxxers....there's a news clip explaining how Dr Fauci and the CDC made some s**t up about covid,how the vaccines was a lie and that people would just naturally become immune to the covid,about how wearing masks wouldn't make a difference....don't blame everything on those who are smart enough to not trust the government about everything....also the "covid" aka coronvirus has been on the back of lysol cans for years before the government announced "a new disease emerged from Wuhan China" coronvirus is just a flu.....do your research
Anytime someone says "do your research", I think I'm hearing from someone who gets their medical information from Facebook or Fox "News", which goes hand-in-hand with people who don't seem to be capable of capitalization or punctuation. But okay, I'll bite: can you please share a link to this revelatory news clip you've mentioned?
Load More Replies...Radio got a lot of s**t (Headlines from 20s 30s 40s)
At least two of these are reasonable to blame on the radio, obviously the radio covering the sound of sawing through jail bars is a legit problem, as is "Radio Blamed for Dirigible Explosion" referencing the 1924 explosion of a Japanese airship due to static discharge from the radio antenna.
Load More Replies...Gee, you could listen to the news on radio instead of buying a newspaper. Any effect on those stories, you think?
And TikTok, which has blessed the world with safety, common sense and virtue
Load More Replies...Texting has had a huge positive AND negative impact on deaf/HOH communities. Text on cellphones means deaf/HOH people don't need TTDs at home anymore and can communicate with hearing people, but it also means deaf/HOH don't practice signing as much anymore, some people are losing fluency.
Looking at headlines from past decades is always entertaining. It's fascinating to see how well (or how poorly) journalists predicted the future, and it's interesting to think about future generations chuckling at the news we're receiving today. And one place that might make you realize just how little we knew about technology in the past is The Pessimists Archive. This site describes itself as “a project to jog our collective memories about the hysteria, technophobia and moral panic that often greets new technologies, ideas and trends.”
“We believe the best antidote to fear of the new is looking back at fear of the old,” the site’s About section states. “Only by looking back at fears of old things when they were new, can we have rational constructive debates about emerging technologies today that avoids the pitfalls of moral panic and incumbent protectionism.”
1891 had deepfake p**n too
Even much later than that. I did 'cut and paste' in the early 90s. We printed advertising papers for wrecking yards. Lots of photos various cars for sale for parts. The general layout was done on computer but due to the tech of the time the photos were printed in halftone in B&W and cut to size. Then at the newspaper that printed our papers, we would run them through a little machine that applied melted beeswax to the backs and stuck them to the master. They could be peeled off and moved if necessary but it held them in place well enough to shoot the master negatives that were used for the printing plates. In later years it was all full color and all the color seps and other preps were done digitally.
Load More Replies...Soooo... am I to assume the article author low key approves of their "shenanigans" "Gang of scamps" -- scamp - a person, especially a child, who is mischievous in a likable or amusing way. "I am reporting on the crimes of this gang but I find them likeable and amusing" LOL
well, of course! we get to see photo of Amy Vanderbilt nekkid!! can't pass that up!
Load More Replies...Nefarious business, yes, but...man, I wanna form a gang with some other scamps. Why, we might even have a couple of scoundrels, and a poltroon!
what, no rapscalliions? blaggards? (that's how blaggards spell it, so..) :-)
Load More Replies...I don't know exactly what the company thought at the time, but the company was Kodak and they were apparently spending a lot of money on digital imaging.
Load More Replies...If digital wasn't invented, people won't know how valuable film is. Thank you Mr Sasson.
To be fair, early digital cameras did not hold a candle to modern ones. My Nikon DSLR takes better photos than the Canon 35mm I carried around the world back in the 80s. But most of the early digital cameras produced very low quality photos compared to either one.
My first digital was a gift and still was barely worth the cost. 20 years later I've got a Canon R7 that probably has resolution and clarity comparable to my Oly OM-2 and Kodachrome 64, even when I'm shooting at ISO 1250.
Load More Replies...Context: Sasson was an engineer at Kodak, which assigned him the task of building a digital camera, and was apparently spending plenty of money on digital imaging. His first "portable" digital camera weighed 8 pounds, and wasn't anywhere close to being ready to be marketed as a replacement for film cameras.
I was working in the modeling industry during the crossover. Boy was it difficult for my photographers to switch from film to digital. Once they did, they loved it.
I'm very curious about the source of this, but my gut says it is not Plato's actual belief. He was known for writing dialogues, where he would essentially write conversations between 2 or more people. Some of those people are stawmen, representing the ideas that he intends to argue against, and would say exactly the opposite of what Plato actually believed, but you can still quote it as 'Plato'. Other times he uses the dialogues to make arguments ad absurdum, where he progresses the logic to a wider scale to show how an idea doesn't hold up in other situations. He NEVER wrote a book as we'd know it today, like "I'm Plato, and this is what I think."
Load More Replies...We scoff but does anyone have an idea of the memory ability of an average person around the time of Plato... I mean he was just identifying a change in technology with would cause a change in our physical/psychological nature... modern technology has surely done and continues to do the same.
Verbal transmission CAN work very well, but has to be policed. We just learned- Australian Aborigines - can point to and describe islands off shore- that have been submerged for thousands of years. Highly accurate- and across tribes.
Load More Replies...Remembering is great and all but it doesn't help with documenting history. We wouldn't know nearly about earlier time periods without writing. Plus, writing was around during Plato's time period, I think he was just talking about the average person writing things down
To learn more about how the Pessimists Archive came about in the first place, we reached out to the project’s creator, Louis Anslow. Louis was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and share some background information about the archive.
First, we wanted to know what inspired him to launch the project. “A frustration with the cynicism about new technologies and the lack of appreciation for how science and technology has made life so much better than the past,” Louis says.
Never believe something until the Kremlin (or their mouthpieces) deny it.
How many here know what the translation of "Pravda" - the chief Russian and Soviet newspaper is? Hm? Hint- Trump copied it...as with so many Russian things... it's "Truth".
Load More Replies...And all because he made a mistake by reading the announcement about less restricted travel on live-TV
No doubt about it. "Finally! A chance to sit down!..... so... where IS Robert?" In a bar on the way home- with a great barmaid... Never had 2 seconds to notice. NOW- they notice.
Load More Replies...Actually, studies have found women work harder today than their grandmothers thanks to modern gadgets. For example, when you had to take your carpets outside to beat them clean, you usually only had one or 2 nice carpets for your best rooms. Vacuum cleaner? Wall to wall carpeting! Hand wash clothes, less clothing. Washing machine? Baskets of clothes. Also, easy care synthetic clothing contributed to the fast fashion laundry boom. Basically, the bar for women has always been raised as soon as new gadgets comes along
Exactly the same of new electronic devices 'This thing will save me all kinds of time!!" Never happens. They make more work - possible. And something will require it...
Load More Replies...Hmmm, I made vegetable soup. My tools are soup pan, sharp kitchen knife, vegetable peeler, and chopping board. It does not take me 4 hours to make soup!
Pretty sure that 4 hours included - walking 1/4 mile out to the garden, harvesting 100% of the needed vegetables alone; half of which are root veggies and need ungodly amounts of washing/peeling.. pumping the water for washing and carrying it to the house; chopping kindling and getting the fire going right in the cookstove - SERIOUSLY. That was"vegetable soup" Plus changing diapers 2x in the middle.
Load More Replies...I would humbly submit that *anything* that allows couples to spend more time together has some potential to allow them to realize that they're not as fond of one another as they thought
Might be more do kitchen time savers cause divorce "when given as gifts"
Load More Replies...Wait til they see the bologna folding device: https://youtu.be/_kHZ1Z6vjnE?si=6yj_zINLTHXlpmTa
The chips in modern dishwashers are far more powerful than the chips in computers in 1985.
The chips in modern dishwashers are also part of the reason they don't last as equivalent dishwashers built in 1985. I had to replace my last dishwasher not because there were any mechanical issues, but because the motherboard fried. The model was a few years old so they didn't make that part anymore. Honestly, if I could stop computers from doing dishes I think I'd be happier
Load More Replies...I wanted to take a computer class the second semester of my senior year, 1989. The counselor told me that unless I plan on working with computers there's no reason because it's not like everyone will have computers in their homes. By the mid 90s most people did.
To be fair, we generally invent a thing first and then experiment if we can use it for anything interesting.
What do you think a dishwasher is? It's a machine with a specialised computer, designed to control the washing of dishes!
Load More Replies...We were also curious about what it’s been like for Louis to see the site grow so popular. “I thought people would find it interesting, but its early popularity was surprising,” he admitted. “Gwyneth Paltrow follows us on Twitter.”
And as far as how he finds the content that gets shared in the archive, Louis says, “Pessimists Archive would not be possible without online archives that allow you to search newspaper scans as easily as web pages. It allowed me to do the jobs of a team of archival researchers that used to take a long time.”
Theory about Spanish Flu from 1919
I would humbly submit that *anything* that might induce people to get physically closer to other people has potential to increase the incidence of contagious diseases.
Oh, you mean like the Surgeon General of Florida - right now?
Load More Replies...In March (even in Kentucky) there might be some validity to wearing warm clothes.
Load More Replies...What the heck happens on Fourth Street that doesn’t happen elsewhere..? 🙃
I mean, it is a solid theory that "physical activities" are a good way to spread an airborne sickness among multiple people, we had special regulations regarding prostitution during Covid here in Germany, too (I assume the Fourth Street was the fun zone in Louisville?)
"Movies, radios, automobiles and popular fiction are to blame for the inability of the modern pupil to concentrate."- The Gazette, Montreal, 1926
Yeah! Where's my promised "easy going mental attitude'?
Load More Replies...Ernest Seton, 1903 "It's this yere cravin' after morbid excitement- that's rooinen' all the young fellers these days." Boy, sarcastically mimicking his elders.... so thought originating some 20 years earlier, minimum. I do think "morbid excitement" could have real legs for various purposes today. Please spread it about. Fertilizer, you know.
"Movie newsreels and radio news broadcasts are cutting into newspaper sales, guys. What can we print to fight this?"
It makes me so mad. Netflix swooped in, drove everyone else out and then pulled the rug out from under the customer's feet. The service they once provided (and well) is now gone and it sucks.
It's not exactly how it happened. Blockbuster was the dummy here. They thought Netflix was a fad and missed the opportunity to buy the company before it took them out.
Load More Replies...After consulting Google, I found out that Netflix just stopped mailing physical DVDs very recently, 09-29-2023. I do miss getting new movies in the mail a couple times a week, because it meant my future giants and I got to spend some time together. But when I really think about it, I haven't rented a DVD from Netflix since at least December of 2009. Adapting to streaming was way too easy, and now I get frustrated with a little buffering....can't imagine having to wait a week for a movie I want to watch to get to my house.
Am I the only person who thinks that the guy in the ad looks a bit like matpat?
We also asked Louis what he believes we can learn from the old newspaper clippings that get shared on Pessimists Archive. “They are a mirror to humanity that show us the irrational fears we can fall prey to and how people with power use those fears to preserve their standing in society,” he told Bored Panda.
Those dang early adaptors. Why can't they just waste time talking around the water cooler like the rest of us? /S
Me. I was doing email years before the www existed. I can attest that early adoption- does not pay.
Load More Replies...I had an email class at work in the mid 1990s, fine with me, what is this. Two monthes later I was called to HR to discuss why I didn't respond to emails. OK, I will check my email! They regreted that immediately, I read and saved every single email I got after that time and many times produced an email that contradicted management's tantrum of the day. When I retired, I had emails saved that dated back 25 years, all in folders named after the sender.
I think an awful lot of people who work in a corporate environment would agree completely with the last sentence. Even when it's strictly about business people will exchange a dozen emails to sort out something that would take 30 seconds to do on the phone or face to face.
Really? I'm not so sure - that's why "this meeting could have been an email" is a meme. Not to mention the value of a stored record of communications. Probably cuts both ways but I reckon the edge is with email.
Load More Replies...Buckley felt we also didn't need integration, minimum wage laws, voting rights legislation, unions, women's rights, etc.
Forty years later, that ignorant racist Bumf_ckley spoke in favour of e-readers - but only because he would use them himself.
Fairly typical of the conservative mindset: "it's not relevant unless it's relevant to me".
Load More Replies...This was from the early 80s, when computers for home were bulky, loud, and there was no internet. Most in the industry thought that at the time. It was the internet that made home computers practical for the masses
Home computers of the early '80s were not particularly loud. Many had no fans at all, and only really made noise when the floppy drive was being accessed. You get to the late '80s, with hard drives becoming ubiquitous and computers needing active cooling: that's when they got loud.
Load More Replies...Sorry, but I'm getting more hung up on Stanley Marcus arrogantly proclaiming to never buy anything unless people actively tried to talk him into it. Like it 1) is praiseworthy to make a living out of scamming people into wasting money, and 2) how exactly did the guy survive without anyone pestering him about groceries? (Buckley is a waste of space and oxygen, too, though)
Finally, we wanted to know what headlines from today could end up in a Pessimists Archive of the future. “The conversation around Artificial Intelligence causing mass unemployment, and even wiping out humanity – were floated by one of the pioneers of Artificial Intelligence – Norbert Weiner, in the 1950s,” Louis says. So it's likely that we'll continue to mock those who are scared of AI!
They were, of course. Along with 6 sermons a year on "woman's place" in every church.
Load More Replies..."What is to be the final effect of so much learning for women?" Oh, I don't know...maybe that fully half of the population will now be contributing to advances in science, technology and art? Half the population will be able to realize their potential and understand that centuries of subjugation and control can come to an end? You know, the little things.
If she is right, why is she telling women this, thereby adding to their knowledge?
"our country is suffering from a surplus of over-educated woman and under-educated men" (how can someone be over educated... ???) so don't educate men, already ?
You're overeducated when you've learned things they don't want you to know. Why do you think some politicians are working so hard to decrease educational opportunities?
Load More Replies...So that's why the U.S. decided to under-educate the majority of the population.
We just passed the 50th anniversary of women in the US being allowed to have checking accounts without their spouse's permission.
1927: Professor blames Jazz for decrease in bodily health after performing thousands of autopsies on mummies. Yearns for the good old days of ancient Egypt.
They also just didn't have enamel by the end of their life because of all the grit and sand in bread at the time. fun facts
While it might sound silly to be fearful of technology, it’s actually quite common to have worries. So common, in fact, that the term “technophobia” has been coined. (And no, that does not mean a fear of techno music.) According to the Cleveland Clinic, adults and seniors are more likely to develop this specific fear than younger individuals, as we tend to use technology less and less as we age. One study found that 60% of adults between the ages of 55 to 59 use the internet, while only a quarter of those aged 65 to 74 get online. And only a measly 6% of adults 74 and older use the internet.
"Doctors say there is no doubt that sheer fright at the sight of the masked throngs caused insanity" (1919)
If she was a nurse in WW1 she could`ve had a PTSD episode - not enough information available for the case though
So were these medical masks or was everyone on the platform wearing evil clown masks?
"It holds a greater danger for this country, if not handled properly, than it has ever held for any country in the history of the world" - Elko Independent, 1915
um, and Bye-bye Birdie, and Grease, and Saturday Night Fever, and..... The Red Shoes....hey, if it sells papers, add half-soles...
Load More Replies...Some religions forbid having sex standing up because they fear it will lead to dancing.
This explains religious nuts' obsession with it. Still some countries that ban it, isn't it so?
1928 screed against colour TV
Well, color movies existed in the 1920s, but became popular much later, in the 1960s. Reminds me of these late 1920s rants about "talkies" (sound films). A lot of people thought that sound films were terribly distasteful. Especially silent film actors.
"Especially silent film actors." Yep. This was the predecessor of video killing the radio star. lol
Load More Replies...Television wasn’t available to the public in any numbers until the 1930’s
The Cleveland Clinic explains that technophobia can be caused by general anxiety about the future, mass hysteria about unknown technological advancements, and media portrayals of “doomsday scenarios'' where technology starts targeting or overpowering humans. Some of the symptoms that someone who’s technophobic might experience are avoiding getting a new phone or computer, criticizing technological advancements or changes, refusing to use computers or ATMs, being resistant to software updates, and refusing to use automatic processes to pay bills.
Not entirely wrong - literacy has declined alarmingly. I don't think computers are totally to blame though.
Not computers, per se, but the much smaller ratio of well-edited text. It used to be that you rarely saw bad grammar in print. Now every slack-jawed illiterate can produce text on the Internet that makes "should of" look just as well typeset as The New York Times.
Load More Replies...To be fair, using my computer greatly helped me with learning english and write words correctly
I can't be positive how much of a role computers have played, but literacy does seem to be somewhat diminished.
I'm not sure exactly when this article is from, but they mention MCI so I think a bit of context is warranted. MCI was a small long-distance provider in the Midwest US. They employed microwave links to transport telephone calls over long distances rather than the old telco copper wire system. Being a small company with little bureaucracy they were able to innovate and adapt MUCH faster than Ma' Bell.
Uh, MCI was a huge telecommunications company that was an enormous part of the Internet of the 80s and 90s. The article is fairly easy to date, as well; Fred Baker was the IETF chair from 1996–2001.
Load More Replies...The good news: the reliability of internet connectivity today is very high. The bad news: the reliability of internet connectivity today is very high while the reliability of internet content is very low.
Man yearns for the good old days of 1860 when kids didn't have info overload (1910)
“If they got back to the simplicity of fifty years ago, when books were fewer, they would find that the children would take more interest in a better class of books.”
Downvote me if you want but I can sort of see their point. It may not have been true back then but with the ease of modern publishing / printing there came an explosion of books and IMO many of the kids ones are c**p. My comparison is the books read to me as a child (and later read by me) vs many of the books my grandkids brought home from the library. Most of what I read as a kid had some depth of story and often some moral or lesson being taught. Many of the books my grandkids brought home were just stupid fluff. INB4 - Yes, there are a lot of good newer books. But there is also a lot of what feels like "filler". Kind of like how when we went from three or four TV channels to hundreds that run 24/7, a lot of what fills the time slots isn't very good.
totally correct- there were a tremendous number of cheap- colorful- trashy rip-offs in production, and the populace was not sufficiently educated to see...
Load More Replies...This seems to be complaining that the majority of books written for children are dross, which I can't really disagree with. I read a lot of books when I was younger, but a lot of them were not memorable.
I hear the Senate is working on a "Sense of The Senate" statement asking Florida to PLEASE secede from the USA. "Good riddance to bad rubbish!"
Load More Replies...with less choice they'll "take more interest in a better class of books.”: That's one interesting assumption, to presume only the "good" books would stay, and the "bad" ones would disappear.
If you’re a little bit technophobic yourself, it might be reassuring to hear a few reasons why we have no reason to fear AI. According to Nigel Barber, PhD, at Psychology Today, AI is simply a tool for improving our productivity. It’s not actually out to take all of our jobs, and it can never replace human interaction. Plus, many of our fears associated with it, along with other new technologies, are irrational. AI is not going to be perfect anytime soon. Anyone who regularly uses ChatGPT knows that it has limitations, and it could take decades to create robots that can successfully mimic what a human can write. Don't be scared to try it out; it might even make your life easier!
The same as the correlation between Covid vaccines and 5G
Load More Replies...This is NOT why social conservatives opposed bicycles. They hated bikes because women were gaining independence (it's how the Suffragettes organized). Bicycles changed women's clothes, killing off floor length skirts and dresses. Freedom to move ended most arranged marriage and let women socialize on their own.
From Wikipedia: The bicycle had a significant impact on the lives of women in a variety of areas. The greatest impact the bicycle had on the societal role of women occurred in the 1890s during the bicycle craze that swept American and European society. During this time, the primary achievement the bicycle gained for the women's movement was that it gave women a greater amount of social mobility. The feminist Annie Londonderry accomplished her around-the-globe bicycle trip as the first woman in this time. Due to the price and the various payment plans offered by American bicycle companies, the bicycle was affordable to the majority of people. However, the bicycle impacted upper and middle class white women the most. This transformed their role in society from remaining in the private or domestic sphere as caregivers, wives, and mothers to one of greater public appearance and involvement in the community.
The Social Network, 1928
Near as I can tell, the 1928 class at Wellesley had 308 students, so assuming 4 years worth of students on campus at a time counting for ~1232 students, 9% of them receiving a telegram in any given day hardly seems like something to write a newspaper article about. I also wonder what fraction of those telegrams were addressed to women working for the campus newspaper, or were related to course research.
Very much just another thing to blame on that darn youth and their devil technology.
Load More Replies...The girl college students at Wellesley? Thank goodness no boy college students were similarly afflicted at Wellesley.
Which makes it weird that the headline says co-eds. Co-ed was a dismissive term for s woman student at a coeducational institution. There's no such thing as a Wellesley co-ed. Raises some doubts about the accuracy of the whole item, if you ask me.
Load More Replies...Childhood ruined! - The Evening Independent - Dec 7, 1939
Honestly, they correctly identified a worrying trend regarding technology that seems to be just slightly accelerating in modern society.
Too true. "I gotta quit the game- my radio program is on!" a familiar wail. And the games died.
Load More Replies...This is weird given it is fictional shows that inspire kids to play games like cops and robbers. For me it was TV in the 60s instead of radio. But whatever concept I had of "cops and robbers" and rarely "cowboys and indians" came from fictional shows on TV. It's not like I had any real life experience with police chasing bad guys or conflicts with Native Americans. And more often we played more generic stuff like tag and hide and seek. And sometimes we clipped playing cards to our bicycle spokes and pretended we were riding motorcycles. TLDR: TV didn't stop me from going outside.
There was a prior influence which was newspaper comics, and comic books- long before tv. And print - "Captain Wi.lly's WhizBang" - a pre-comics joke book- with very bad "western tales". Long before. Also traveling shows- Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show toured all over, including England - he started that in 1872, and he was copying earlier shows. The show is 3 counties over? You go. "Morbid Excitement" - sells tickets and lemonade.
Load More Replies...Heres an upvote to counter one of the two downvotes your comment inexplicably received. It's like boomers (unlike genX) got no sense of humor about themselves or something? 🤷♀️
Load More Replies...We hope you’re enjoying scrolling through these interesting headlines from the past, pandas. Although some of them aren’t actually very old at all, it’s fascinating to see how things, and opinions, change over time. Keep upvoting the pics you find particularly fascinating, and let us know in the comments what headlines from today you imagine will be mocked in the future. Be sure to check out Pessimists Archive's newsletter, and then, if you’re interested in reading another Bored Panda piece discussing technological advancements, look no further than right here!
"It tends to unsex the player"? I can't even work out what they mean by that, if indeed it meant anything at all.
I believe they mean, it changes dainty civilized women into monsters that care about winning and competition... aka unlady-like... how scandalous...
Load More Replies...I taught with someone who thought that girls playing sports was a violation of God's teachings. He also thought that any married woman who worked outside the home was little more than a whore.
"The emotional and nervous feminine nature." Hmm. We like our girls unable to cope? Makes men more masculine, no doubt.
1941 warning about ‘radio time’
I find it hilarious that this was considered a problem only for women radio listeners.
Working men would be far less likely to be distracted by the radio and therefore be less productive. Women, who were far more likely to be at home, would be more likely to be distracted and therefore get less work done. It's no different than doing something frivolous on the internet when you could be productive, except that there's far less gender disparity.
Load More Replies...This is amazing! I love lists like this. Nothing new under the sun! I remember when the music director at my old church read a list of complaints of the dangers of modern musicians. The musicians in question? Organists! Organ music used to be controversial when it was new in churches. I wish I knew where to find that list!
This is very true and scientifically sound. "people need a bit of solitude.. Time to himself" has been proofen over and over again to be of great importance for mental health. It's the essence of all the awareness and mindfulness studies. It doesn't matter if it's radio, TV, PC, smartphone,.. Filling all gaps is detrimental. (Reading books might be an exception or at least not as bad?! Meditation, physical exercise or simple boredom being beneficial)
They were also worried a woman's uterus might fly out of her body at high speed too. If only it were that easy to get rid of! ;)
People were terrified their brains would be damaged when trains started going 20 miles an hour. Now, people who drive 20 mph are brain damaged, since they usually do it in my town in a 35 mph zone.
at one point they thought it likely going faster than 35 would kill a human outright. Airpressure, etc.
Load More Replies...Almost. Just that it's only people with lifted trucks that have brains like this.
It has been proven that leaded gasoline lowered IQs in car-dominated countries.
Considering how cringy some Car-Bros are now they may be on to something. /s
Do conservatives use "war on the bible" as an excuse Everytime anyone does anything
Or war on the family, or war on Christianity. Anything they don't like is "evil."
Load More Replies...Minecraft is very popular among children, they clearly yearn for working in the mines again! /s
The Vancouver Sun, 26 June, 1953
It's a funny thing but smartphones have ended up being great for reading. More people watch video with subtitles as it's more polite in public and so more people are reading. 😁
Load More Replies...So we shouldn't give children enough books, but not reading is bad?
Love the paragraph about "how can we expect them to become Christians without reading the bible": many atheists say reading the bible is what MADE them atheists. And "expect them to be brave without reading chronicles of British heroism": I don't know what being British has to do with it, but in my estimation 1950s "heroism" is 80% imperialistic/militaristic BS, aka "be a good boy and protect your family by kiIIing heathens in Africa or die trying". Not to mention all of these stories - BS or not - can be communicated verbally, as they used to be before reading became a mass phenomenon. I'm a firm believer in the value of reading, but the argumentation here sucks balls.
Pac-Man Banned In Massachusetts Town (1982)
Pinball and Pac-Man caused a quarter shortage! But juke boxes and pool tables are okay. lol
Will A Machine Get Your Job? (1932)
I'm a therapist. They're already using AI in apps to support people. I am okay with this to some extent. Some of it is useful and some of it is doing a really terrrible (and potentially harmful) job. The cost of therapy can be prohibitive so any help is better than none. AI can't reproduce the most life affirming aspect of therapy - another human witnessing you and offering you unconditional positive regard. Be safe out there folks.
The author probably got a panic attack after Konrad Zuse presented the first digital computer to the world
No, it's because bicycles gave women independence, it meant men didn't control their lives anymore. It's the same mentality today among the anti-abortion and pro-rape rightwing fanatics of today.
Who knew females riding bikes would lead to such goings on!
Riding bikes leads to murderous tendencies? Just like listening to heavy metal leads to satanism, I guess...
So in 1897 there was the thoroughly contemporary trend of making shït up and presenting it as fact l....
I se that most people have misunderstood the headline. Riding bikes wasn't causing women to go insane. They had urges to ride bikes, and urges to go insane and torture animals. It was one of the darkest times in our nation' history, and it's travesty that we didnt al learn bout it in school.
Hey, the service modules for the "Artemis" missions are build in Bremen, Germany - just two hours away from my home
EFFECTS OF MOVIES ON CHILD FOUND BAD (1933)
"72% of Film Themes in 1930 Are Classified Under 'Love,' 'Crime' Or 'Sex'"
MANY MEN REJECTED FOR BICYCLE HEART (1898)
Apple is still only around 15% of the personal computer market. Trillion dollar company, though.
less than that. They realized people love their phones and tablets, but computers, outside a few fields, are not as effienct. They realized their true market and ran with it, and dominate the phone market
Load More Replies...Cr@pple makes appliances, not computers. Intel/AMD computers are like old style cars where owners can open the hood and fix it themselves, install after market parts. You can't do that with a macincr@p.
Being around when the original iMac was introduced, it WAS almost too odd to succeed. It was the first computer in a long time to completely throw away the notion of backward compatibility (at least in hardware) instead of simply adding new hardware on top of what previously existed. People either had to buy adapters which gave them a legacy interface to their old peripherals (ADB, Apple Serial, or SCSI) or bought new USB peripherals. The exact same story has played out with Apple over and over again for the last 25 years. It was mostly a ploy to sell accessories. In 1998, basically everyone still needed floppy disks and dialup modems, accessories you needed to buy separately. Though in some ways it was also a step backward, as computers (think XT-class PCs) used to only come with the ports you were willing to pay to add to it.
Load More Replies...I've seen the debate about this. If you're in a public place, especially in a tourist destination, expect to have your picture taken by a stranger. This has been the case since the invention of the camera, long before smartphones. Why doesn't anyone get this?
Most people aren't carrying a camera everywhere they go. But a cell phone ...
Load More Replies...They cropped off the the second reason. Radio telephony would have been fantastically expensive (in comparison to radio telegraphy) in 1922. Thereby blunting interest in its amateur application. Also, the quality was not that good. Telegraphy would have had much greater range where the signal would be decipherable in comparison to voice communication. It's the reason HAMs still use telegraphy today for certain purposes.
40s/50s comicbook scare
It reads exactly the same as the 1980s scaremongering about D&D and Heavy Metal (i.e. totally stupid crusades invented by clowns).
Women dies in fire, reading in bed blamed. (Daily News, London, 1870)
Or perhaps it was...the "CHEF" SAUCE, creamy and without sediment though it was?
Load More Replies...I wish I had bought Apple stock toward the end of Sculley's presidency there.
One thing many people didn't seem to consider in the past: The human affection towards playing games of any kind, being it card-, board-, table top- ... or in this case videogames
From a publication whose competitors offered crossword puzzles, maybe?
Kids these days have lost their marbles (1909)
Pinball Raids Hit 7 Counties (1955)
Some machines paid off in money. But mainly because organized crime owned the pinball machines and "encouraged" businesses to give them space.
Load More Replies...Are Elevators Dangerous? (1889)
To be fair, if there were accidents happening it`s not unreasonable to establish safety rules till better technologies make them obsolete
Elevator operator. I remember that used to be a job. Lordafriday, that must have been boring.
From childish fad to olympic sport
Skateboards aren't the problem, selfish and reckless use of them is (e.g. destroying people's property by using fences and plants as crash landing pads).
I'd much rather get a love letter than a call. Something beautiful to keep forever.
But on the other hand, wouldn't you also want to hear the voice of your significant other?
Load More Replies...My name is Thomas, and I'm addicted to electricity.
Edison didn't "invent" anything! Sir Joseph Swan invented the light bulb. Sorry Americans...
"Edison is given credit for too many inventions" is more like it.
Load More Replies...Horses may be self driving, but you'll still catch a DUI for riding one drunk.
What if you're sober, but your horse is drunk?
Load More Replies...The Felon's garbage "cars" are designed to aim for and kill pedestrians and cyclists. That Felon's "question" he asked was a false dichotomy, "should a car kill an old person or a baby if the crash is inevitable?" Take the third option, KILL THE CAR OCCUPANTS, since their speeding is the cause of the danger, NOT the people walking.
British Astronomer Calls Space Travel “Utter Bilage” (1955)
He was right. Sending humans up increases the cost of a mission by ten times or more (re: life support systems, bringing them back). Sending up robots on a one-way mission costs a lot less. India's moon mission in 2023 cost US$74 million. Not "billion", million. And they succeded, unlike China's billion dollar failure.
The date of this article must be mistated. Nobody in the West had heard the term "Sputnik" before 1957, when the first one went into orbit.
I didn't find this article (got bored of looking pretty quickly; sue me) but Woolley appears to have begun his tenure as Astronomer Royal in January 1956. It was at that point (reported in Time) that he made the original "utter bilge" comment that the article above refers back to. Dunno if what you say about Sputnik is true but you're right about the misdating.
Load More Replies...This thread is gold. I want to download all these pics and post them when people do the "kids these days" rants.
I love these but wish the "this was silly" examples could be regularly extended backwards - 100 years at a time, to around 1,000 CE. We could go further- the Hittite and Sumerian literature is VASTLY more available now than 20 years ago- and they all have the same opinons. About everything. Worth knowing.
Autism-spectrum people are overrepresented in research science. So autism causes vaccines.
Load More Replies...Where's the racist anti-Rock and Roll crusade of the 1950s, when whites panicked about Black musicians "mongrelizing white youth", trying to ban music which they knew would make younger people less racist? And where's the anti-pool nitwits, not just anti-pinball? "Trouble here in river city, capital T, rhymes with P, and stands for pool".
Oh, old hat; the EXACT same racist carp existed in the 1920s for "jazz" - hideous, corrupting 'African rhythms!"
Load More Replies...Journalists, since time immemorial, have loved a good scare story. People love to spit their cornflakes out in anger at the breakfast table and rant about the 'young people of today' Great for slow days, just pick something fairly new and throw a dodgy doctor's quote saying how it rots children's brains, causes violence etc..
This thread is gold. I want to download all these pics and post them when people do the "kids these days" rants.
I love these but wish the "this was silly" examples could be regularly extended backwards - 100 years at a time, to around 1,000 CE. We could go further- the Hittite and Sumerian literature is VASTLY more available now than 20 years ago- and they all have the same opinons. About everything. Worth knowing.
Autism-spectrum people are overrepresented in research science. So autism causes vaccines.
Load More Replies...Where's the racist anti-Rock and Roll crusade of the 1950s, when whites panicked about Black musicians "mongrelizing white youth", trying to ban music which they knew would make younger people less racist? And where's the anti-pool nitwits, not just anti-pinball? "Trouble here in river city, capital T, rhymes with P, and stands for pool".
Oh, old hat; the EXACT same racist carp existed in the 1920s for "jazz" - hideous, corrupting 'African rhythms!"
Load More Replies...Journalists, since time immemorial, have loved a good scare story. People love to spit their cornflakes out in anger at the breakfast table and rant about the 'young people of today' Great for slow days, just pick something fairly new and throw a dodgy doctor's quote saying how it rots children's brains, causes violence etc..
